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Three answers and cleavage

May 16, 2019 Thursday
From: Floridian
To: Sassy
Sent: Thu, May 16, 2019 at 10:58 AM
Re: Wednesday wondering

Hi, Sass,
Pester away but I don’t consider it pestering. 

In answer to your questions:

1) AM

I really don’t know. Fantasy, maybe? Hope? Time on my hands? About time? All of the above? I signed up years ago for a free account but never paid to connect with people. I retired and per my wife’s desire, we bought a house and moved to Florida so she could be near her family. Our relationship has been chaste for years because of some medical issues with her but working, friends, and grandchildren kept me too busy to realize the void. Now we’re here and while she has her relatives and some other activities, I’m pretty bereft of friends and things to do so the mind wanders and other parts tend to follow. I’ve actually never hooked up with anyone but think I’m open to the right person. You very much seem like the right person but I so wish it happened while I was still up there.

2) How was I when I first had sex? 

Inexperienced and drained. But I’m assuming you mean how old. I guess we’d also have to define “had sex.” I was 13 when a helpful blonde chesty 30-something neighbor named Bonnie took my needs into her hand, so to speak. I was 17 when I first had intercourse with an age-appropriate girl/woman, and about 20 when I really learned how to do it right so it actually worked for both of us. I learned in my mid-20s that my tongue had both verbal and oral skills and that’s been my best experience since.
3) Favorite 
Again, we need to define this question more narrowly. Favorite part to look at? Hair and eyes. No particular color, style, or length, though the longer, the more alluring to me. But soft and deep on both just melt me. As for favorite part to touch, wherever my tongue can linger and generate a response, lips, ears, neck, breasts, or between the loins. Or all of the above.

Now you.
Josh

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From: Sassy
To: The Floridian 
Sent: Thu, May 16, 2019 at 11:15 PM

Re: Wednesday wondering

Hiya Josh!

So fun to see your name in my mischief email inbox, and to read your words!

Thank you for indulging my curiosity. I adore hearing your stories and poking around in your head. Here’s a window into my mind:

1) AM
These days I am mostly on AM to help friends fine-tune their profiles.

Hubby and I are good friends but nothing happens in the bedroom except sleep. I went without sex for 10 years, thought that part of my life was over. Then an old flame from high school found me after 37 years. We only dated for 3 weeks in h.s. and never did much except hold hands at lunch and kiss under the stairs but there was this chemistry, and he wanted to see if he could re-ignite it and finish what we started. Hubby encouraged me to fly off to meet him. I figured there was no way he would touch a curvy old married lady, but I was wrong. 🙂 He resurrected me sexually, taught me that I could enjoy sex! He helped me hone my ability to “entertain” a man long-distance. And how to keep him safe from discovery. But he was married, military and miles away, so he encouraged me to find a local option.

About that time, I was diagnosed with cancer. He talked me into getting the test that found it early, so I owe him my breast and maybe my life! I spent 9 months in 2010-11 “going to the doctor a lot” but I am whole and healthy now. I came out of that with a renewed sense of “life is short” and “you only live once” and “sex has to be part of it!”

Several of my friends were on AM and talked me into putting up a profile one rainy night of September 2012. I figured I would not hear from anyone. I was wrong. 🙂 

I have met good, bad and worse men. I’ve learned not the expect much, to have fun while it lasts and been pleasantly surprised several times! I am NOT looking for love or leaving Hubby or any serious stuff. Just smiles and fun and good food and sex and knowing another interesting person.

Wait… so you are from MA? That’s interesting. 

We do seem to have a spark… I adore these early stages when we’re both perfect. 🙂

2) The first time
Age 17. High school sweetheart. We starting dating in October when I was a senior and kept going further and further until February when we “went all the way!” It was… boring. We were clueless. We couldn’t believe that was what all the adults went on about! I have learned a lot since then.

3) Favorite
Eyes. That twinkle a man gets when I say something sassy or touch a certain spot. And shoulders. I’m a sucker for shoulders. If you talk about oral I may have to like you a lot.

Excellent answers! My hair is below my shoulders now… I had waist-length dark hair when I lost it all to cancer and it came back in gray and curly! So I never want to cut it again but I make myself do it once a year to keep it healthy!

Are there questions you want to ask? Please do – I am open to sharing. I find it enhances our interaction, and can give us more reasons to be nice to each other and discover the best ways to do it. Or keep us from wasting each other’s time if there are deal breakers we stumble on.

If you are enjoying it, I will ask three more questions:

1) Work

Want to say what you did or more about what you do now?

I am an office manager – you know the type – the demure efficient older lady who sits in the back office and takes care of the administrative stuff so the senior staff can do their work?

2) A restaurant 

If I were to take you out for a special meal, what would you like to eat?

I don’t cook but I make great reservations. 😉 I have an eclectic palate. I adore lobster dipped in butter. The gnocchi in a short rib sauce. Fried chicken. A beet and goat cheese salad. Chinese, Thai, Indian, Vietnamese and even Afghan food! The perfect warm chocolate chip cookie.

3) Music 

Favorite artists? Do you sing or play an instrument?

I listen to songs I can sing along with – folk music like David Wilcox, John Gorka, Christine Lavin or Cheryl Wheeler or James Taylor. Broadway show tunes. A cappella groups. I do like almost all music and gave hum along to rock, pop, country, classical etc.

I sing and play the piano, though I haven’t done much of either in a while.

I’d better quit before this becomes a cure for insomnia. I will send you two other things… a photo of my best assets and a snippet of erotica. Hope they entertain you.

Sweet sexy dreams J!

-S

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From: Sassy
To: Floridian 
Sent: Thu, May 16, 2019 at 11:16 PM
Subject: The black

Hi! I fought hard to keep them, so I get to flaunt them now, right?



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From: Sassy
To: Floridian
Sent: Thu, May 16, 2019 at 11:17 PM
Subject: The view

Just as I was finishing my last meeting of the day yesterday,
gathering my papers off the marble table in the conference
room on the 36th floor, the sound of sirens wafted up from
the expressway below. Everyone else had left the room, so
I took a minute to lean over the marble counter and stare
down at the roadway. There was a horrible wreck of mangled
metal and shattered glass, several cars and a tractor trailer
twisted together. The traffic was stopped behind the mess,
and the cars on the other side barely moved, rubbernecking.

Suddenly, I heard the door close. I straightened up, but before I
could turn, I felt your arm around my waist, and felt the heat of you
on my back through my dress. You were already hard, pressed
tightly against my ass. I started to speak, but you put a finger
on my lips and teased a corner. I licked your thumb, and you moved
your hand down to unbutton my dress. Just enough to slip
your hand inside and tease a hard nipple. I moaned and let my head
fall back against your shoulder. You bit my neck and ran your
tongue across my skin.

You slipped your hand under my skirt and inside my underwear,
teasing my most sensitive spot. You pressed a finger inside,
unsurprised at the moisture gathered there. I was startled
as you lowered my underwear. I felt like my knees would
buckle, but you tightened your grip and spread my legs to
balance me against the counter. I panicked when I heard
the rasping sound of your zipper, but before I could form the
words in my mind to stop you, I felt you hot and hard against
my skin, and a low moan was all that escaped my lips. You
shoved it inside me, and your breathing grew ragged as you
watched yourself slide in and out. You kneaded the flesh of
my hips as you moved, then reached around me to rub the top
of my slit in time with your strokes. I was trying to be
quiet, but could not hold in all the gasps of pleasure as
you thrust deeper and deeper inside me, your balls slapping
against me. You felt the trembling start inside me, and
the clenching around you. You felt the pulsing, the searing
heat and suddenly lost control, pounding me into the wood
and stone, spurting up inside me over and over.

The only sound was our uneven breathing and the whirring
air conditioning. You pressed your cheek to my back and
whispered, “What a view…”

by

In the mood to ride

May 4, 2019 Saturday (part 2) 
10:02 PM Phil
Stroking, thinking of you
10:03 PM Sassy
Mmmm…
Want a photo or two for inspiration?

10:03 PM Phil
Oh yeah
[photo of his erect cock]

Been thinking about cumming all day

10:06 PM Sassy
Well hello there!

Is that different from most days?

[photo of me standing full frontal nude in a hotel room in front of a big mirror with a bed in the background]

10:07 PM Phil
Well today was mostly cumming in you

10:07 PM Sassy
Aha!
There’s a full frontal from yesterday

10:07 PM Phil
Oh yeah, so hot

Like to be on my knees with my tongue buried in your pussy

10:09 PM Sassy
Oh my…that would get me going!

10:10 PM Phil
I know

10:10 PM Sassy
The thought is making me squirm right now!

10:10 PM Phil
I like to make you squirm

10:11 PM Sassy

10:11 PM Phil
My tongue probing, flicking, sucking

Would love to suck, kiss and lick those

Rub this pre cum on your nipples and lick it off

It’s sweet tonight, licked it off my fingers

Dessert

10:14 PM Sassy
Yum
There’s a couple more for your collection. ; )

10:15 PM Phil
I love them. Going to shoot all over them

Thank you for sharing babe.

10:17 PM Sassy
I’m in the mood to ride. I could be your cowgirl

10:17 PM Phil
I never get tired of looking at you

Ride baby, ride

10:17 PM Sassy
Awww… you are so sweet! Straddle your hips

10:17 PM Phil
Take it deep

10:17 PM Sassy
Bounce
Arch my back
Drive you so deep.

10:18 PM Phil
Fuck me Sass, ride my cock

10:18 PM Sassy
Put you where it’s hot
Wet
Tight
Squeeze you
10:19 PM Phil
Love your tight, hot pussy
10:19 PM Sassy
Tell you how fantastic you help me feel!

10:20 PM Phil
Take my cock, so hot, wet

10:21 PM Sassy
I want it all

10:22 PM Phil
Damn babe, so good, lean forward, give me those nipples

10:22 PM Sassy
Put your finger on my clit kid

10:23 PM Phil
Oh yeah, hear you moan
Want to lick it, suck it
Sweet pussy, wet, clit swollen

10:25 PM Sassy
I adore watching you as I ride..

Yeehaw!

10:26 PM Phil
Head thrown back, loving the feeling of you fucking me
Fuck me Sass, ride my cock babe
So hot
Want to fill you with cum, shot after shot deep inside you

10:48 PM Sassy
Oh man… my insides are rolling

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Meet #31 Brett – Day/Night Double-Header

May 3, 2019 Friday

From: Sassy

To: Brett
Sent: Fri, May 3, 2019 at 7:37 AM
Subject: Sassy time

Good morning! Happy Friday! Ready for a Sassy evening?

I am home taking it easy until it’s time to take off to see you! Whee!!!!

I hope this day flies by!

-S

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Meet #31
Day/Night Double-Header

May 3, 2019 Friday

I had my first late evening with The Northerner!

I took the day off to relax and give myself plenty of time to get ready and get out to the suburbs. I put on my fireworks shirt and black leggings, with a black bra and some wild blue/white panties, black socks and shoes.

The driving was terrible – a combination of bad traffic due to going much later than usual, and awful foggy drizzly weather! It took me almost three times as long!

I checked in at the hotel and sat in the lobby for a few minutes willing Brett to be early, but finally gave up and went on to the room. Of course, without him to guide me, it was the furthest away from the lobby it’s ever been! I went up a floor, then down the hall, over another hall, down another hall, around a corner and finally to the hall I wanted…I found room 3128.

I wasn’t sure how risky it was to text him, but decided to send him the number and “okay?” He replied quickly, “Yup”. I was so relieved not to have to hike back to the lobby to meet him!

I took off my shoes and socks and ate the warm chocolate chip cookie the front desk gave me. I took photos of the view out the window, the big chair, the bathroom and the bed, then sat in the big chair and put my feet up on the ottoman, and took another photo and sent it to Phillip. I looked at naughty photos on Tumblr.  He wrote back right away! and talked about the cat hair on my leggings?!

I was going to snark back, but at that moment Brett knocked! I opened the door and stood behind it, so no one could see me from the hall. He peered around the door and broke into this huge smile. I stepped back so he could enter, and shut the door. He had on a silky blue dress shirt – I rubbed it and he gathered me into his arms for a long hug and apologized for being late. I told him it was okay, that I’d kept busy.

He took off his clothes and took off my top and bra. I admired his sexy black boxer briefs. He asked what I did while I was waiting. I told him I looked at Tumblr. He wanted to see what I’d been looking at, so I pulled up my account on my phone. We sat at the end of the bed looking at naughty photos. There was a series of big-breasted women – he was surprised I would look at those. I told him I get ideas for how to pose and what to wear and look for ones I might send to him! Then a series of men eating woman popped up. He asked if I like looking at that. I said yes, I had been thinking about it a lot lately.

He set down my phone and pulled up my right foot to massage it. It felt so good! He massaged the other one then pushed me back on the bed with my legs hanging over, took off my leggings and panties and knelt on the floor and went down on me! I had been wanting this so much and gearing up to ask him to do it and he just did it!

He is so good… teasing, tasting, nibbling, flicking… mmmm. I got so worked up! He did it for quite awhile, which is the key to me getting enough out of it. My hips rolled and my shrieks got louder and he hummed against my lower lips. Oh my…

He moved up my body, kissing his way to my breasts and my lips. I tasted my juices and smiled. He grabbed a condom from the nightstand and rolled it on, then pressed me into the bed, pulled up my legs around his waist and drove his hard cock inside me! He pounded me, sliding most of the way out and then plunging in again… over and over. I watched his face, played with his hair, rubbed his shoulders and arms, and played with my own tits to add to the action. I rose up to meet his thrusts… mmm… so deep and wet and hot!

He asked me to roll over so we could finish doggy style. I cheerfully rolled onto my hands and knees and he slid back inside, even deeper this way. He was quickly lost in the rhythm and came hard deep inside me, shuddering as he finished.

We collapsed together and cuddled for a few minutes, then he launched into a discussion of how we should behave at the concert in case he runs into people he knows. I am supposed to be a stranger who happened to be sitting with him. He said we should go in right before the start, and leave before the encore so we lessen the risk of being seen together. Makes sense to me. I was surprised he had asked me to go, but pleased that he’d thought it out and let me know what would keep him from being too nervous. 

We talked about the concert and looked at the setlist on my phone, then looked at restaurants around the venue and checked Google Maps to see how long it would take to get there. We decided he would drive.

He took a quick shower and I threw on my clothes and off we went! We piled into his car and I used my Google Maps on my phone to get him where we needed to go. It was fun to be the co-pilot for a change! We had a wonderful discussion about his work, and the car, and the band we’d be seeing.

We found street packing a block from the show! We walked around checking out various restaurants, and ended up at a cute little Cuban bistro called CM Bistro. He had a Cuban sandwich and a Bud Light. I had the same sandwich and a lemonade. I managed to pay the check when he went to the restroom! He seemed inordinately pleased that I did that.

We went to the concert, I stayed a little behind him in the crowd like I was there on my own. We had great seats on the first level near the sound board.

Once the lights went down, I could not behave! I touched him arm and tapped out the beat of the song. Then I rubbed his leg. Then a little higher. He smacked my hand gently when I rubbed across his lap. I looked him in the eyes and licked my lips. He asked me what I was doing, and I replied, “Tempting you!” He laughed and turned away. I added, “That’s why you brought me, right?” He nodded and smiled with that mischievous twinkle in his eyes.

I left him at intermission – he had moved over a seat, and was scanning the crowd, so nervous about being seen by people he knows. I went to the bathroom to give him a break and lessen the risk. I continue to be surprised he brought me.  There was a long line for the women’s room, but I chatted with the people around me and that helped the time pass. 

The second half started and he moved back to sit next to me, cuddling in close. I swayed to the music and tapped on his leg. I thought I would end up knowing some of the music, but there was only one song. I focused on the light show and the handsome musicians and rubbing on him.

Here’s a video from a show that same week of the song I knew. 

Brit Floyd – Another Brick In The Wall -The Happiest Days Of Our Lives

We left the moment the concert was over, another part of his plan to avoid seeing anyone he knows.  It had started to rain a little, so we walked quickly.  We stopped in at a convenience store so I could get water and a Snickers chocolate bar. We found the car and I guided him back to the hotel. We talked about the concert, and he thanked me for going and paying attention and being so pleasant (I categorize those comments in the “unlike my wife” column).

We went back to the hotel for another romp in the sheets! He focused on my chest and my clit to get me wet then I threw my legs over his hips and got to the 90 degree angle necessary for him to enter me from underneath,. He slid in easily and pounded away for quite awhile. He finally asked if I could turn over for another doggy finish and I did and he did and wow!

It was after midnight by that time. He said he wished he could stay but had to go. He took a quick shower and we scurried to dress. I said I was amazed we had spent so long together – a day/night double-header with dinner and a concert – and were still talking to each other! He laughed and told me I make it so easy.  I was touched and nearly cried but took a deep breath to squelch that. 

Most of the times we meet, I am fine with how long we spend together and can leave easily but tonight it was tough… I wanted to stay over with him.  Figures that when I get to see him for a longer time, I want ever more!  I wanted to ask him to come back in the morning but instead I asked him to walking me to my car because it was so late, and I needed a few more moments.  In theory, it shouldn’t be much of a risk with no one around. 

He gave me the money for the room, then walked me to my car and said he’d see me soon. PLEASE LET THAT BE TRUE!

I texted Hubby to tell him I was on my way. He told me his latest prospect had dumped him. So instead of being able to go home and collapse, I envisioned having to try to comfort him somehow. It made my evening seem all the sweeter. *sigh

I drove home easily – there was no one out on the roads in the suburbs and the highway traffic was light. I put off thinking about Hubby, marveled at how Brett continues to grow and change and please me, and reveled in thoughts of his tongue flicking my clit!

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Easter Egg Butts

April 20, 2019 Saturday

11:56 AM Sassy
A tasty breakfast for a rainy Saturday! Ham & cheese omelet, an English muffin with raspberry jam and an iced chai latte!


12:00 PM Sassy
Good morning kid! Rainy day here… but warm 69 degrees! So the balcony door is open!

12:17 PM Phil
Sunny and warm here!
Gardening.
Enjoy the day!

12:54 PM Sassy
You cooking tomorrow?

1:23 PM Phil
Smoked turkey

1:25 PM Sassy
Yum!
We’re going to my sister’s – she hired a chef.

1:32 PM Phil
Oh wow! Cool!
Sunrise service followed by the praise service and then we are going to enjoy the day and our pretty gardening.

1:32 PM Sassy
Sounds fantastic!

1:34 PM Sassy
What a wonderful new use for a police dog!

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/19/us/turpin-children-court-emotional-support-dog/index.html

(CNN) As the children of David and Louise Turpin spoke about taking their life back and the nightmares they still have, a yellow Labrador sat quietly next to them.

The dog, Raider, has been meeting with the siblings ever since their parents were arrested early last year and their lives were turned upside-down. One of the 13 children — who ranged in age from 2 to 29 — managed to escape their filthy home in Perris, California, and called police. Authorities said the siblings had been isolated from the outside world and were often denied showers, medical care and food.

The Turpin children have been able to play with Raider numerous times as they navigated courthouses, prosecutors’ offices and other legal settings in the past year.  While on duty, Raider wears a blue vest as well as a police badge around his neck.

7:51 PM Phil

[photo of his hand in the hot tub with a cigar and a snifter of Scotch]

Enjoying the evening

7:53 PM Sassy
Ha ha… cats rule!

It’s a monsoon here but I am still letting the breeze blow in off the balcony!

You having a good soak?

8:09 PM Phil
Chillaxing

[photo of his front walk with flower beds and a football decal]

Got all the beds done, looks good

8:11 PM Sassy
What did you plant?

Will your football team decal grow?

9:05 PM Phil
The team one will grow into champs.  😉
Petunias, daisies, tulips, iris, a mix of shade and sun flowers

Just want to add some color

9:06 PM Sassy
Sounds perfect!

9:12 PM Sassy

https://www.delish.com/just-for-fun/a27208847/easter-egg-glitter-butts/

Glitter Eggs Butts Are The New Easter Trend That No Bunny Was Egg-specting

Happy holidays, everybody!

9:13 PM Phil
Ha! Love it

9:16 PM Sassy
I was getting photos off my work laptop computer and came across a bunch of old photos of you at work

9:17 PM Phil
At my new job, I run into my former colleagues every day. Very cool.

9:18 PM Sassy
Remember that injured kid – the photo says [redacted] kid – do you know what happened to him?

He looked kinda like you?

9:19 PM Phil
He is still in the military, in a good job – [redacted].
He got married and is doing very well.
They stay in touch which is nice

9:21 PM Sassy
Cool! Is he stateside or far away?

9:21 PM Phil
He is in the states.

9:21 PM Sassy
Cool!
Wow… that’s so good!

9:22 PM Phil
[photo of him in uniform with a younger guy who looks a lot like him]

This one?

He wanted a different job but the injury prevented that.
We got him into another line and he loves it.

9:25 PM Sassy
Yes! I remember that. So glad he could move on to something.
That was one of the few guys that brought on threesome thoughts for me! Ha!

9:32 PM Phil
Ha! You make me leap to attention.
Never been involved in one of those but thinking of how that works made all the blood flow to the right places

9:35 PM Sassy
It’s fun to think about but can get weird so easily.
You’re plenty for me!

9:37 PM Phil
Not my thing but interesting.
I’m not much for sharing. Rather have you to myself too.
That thought makes me much harder

9:38 PM Sassy
[another photo of him in uniform with the younger guy who looks a lot like him]

9:38 PM Phil
There are many of those

He’s a good guy

9:39 PM Sassy
I know what to do with that hard thing…

What would you like most?

9:40 PM Phil
I’d like you to lick and suck and stroke to start with

Wrap your tits around it

9:43 PM Sassy
Mmmm… I’d like that

9:43 PM Phil
Can see that plain as day in my mind

9:43 PM Sassy
I’d make it a hard and wet thing

9:43 PM Phil
It’s already a hard and wet thing babe

9:44 PM Sassy
Wet with my juices.
  

9:44 PM Phil
Ooooh, climb aboard

Take it deep

Break out the toys and play Sass. Want to feel that buzz on my cock And balls and ass

9:49 PM Sassy
I can definitely do that!

9:50 PM Phil
Mmm, so hot

9:50 PM Sassy
Can you see it?

9:51 PM Phil

[photo of his erect cock in his hand while he’s sitting on a couch]

Oh Yeah

My cock buried deep, toy on your clit mmm

9:53 PM Sassy
Oh my!

9:53 PM Phil
Stroking to you babe

Told you it was hard and wet

9:54 PM Sassy
I believe you but it is always nice to see.

9:55 PM Phil
Where would you like my cum

9:55 PM Sassy
Tough choice… adore swallowing… adore inside!

9:56 PM Phil
Both then

Love filling your tight wet pussy

9:57 PM Sassy
Adore you filling me… mouth or down there!

9:57 PM Phil
Looking at your tits

9:58 PM Sassy
Bounce bounce
You must have quite a collection!

9:58 PM Phil
Love fucking your hot mouth too

Never enough

10:01 PM Sassy
I keep trying different angles…

10:02 PM Phil
I’ll want them all

10:02 PM Sassy
I was thinking of you taking photos of me.

getting me posed in wild ways and snapping

Outside

on a big rock at the beach

Touching my nipples so they poke up

10:04 PM Phil
That sounds like fun!

10:07 PM Sassy
Kinda wacky where my brain goes
Does things to my body!

10:07 PM Phil
I love it

10:08 PM Sassy
Can’t figure out why we didn’t do a bunch of photos every time

Too busy with other stuff, I suppose!

Next time!

10:10 PM Phil
Ha! Absolutely

10:13 PM Sassy
Photos of fun parts… in fun places

and inside me!

maybe some short videos?

Two more down shirt for your stash

10:17 PM Phil
Lovely! Videos, oh Yeah

[23-second video of him stroking]

Speaking of videos

10:18 PM Sassy
Mmmm… oh yes.
So so hot

10:21 PM Phil
Be hotter if I was cumming on your tits

10:22 PM Sassy
Yes indeed! But we do pretty well this way!

It would be grand if you were behind me pounding me into next week

10:23 PM Phil
Love doing that

10:23 PM Sassy
Holding my ass…. slamming in and out
watching me tremble
feeling my muscles squeeze you!

10:28 PM Phil
I remember, can visualize it like it was yesterday.
Spreading your ass, watching my cock disappear, and then watching you tremble and quiver with my cum deep inside you

10:31 PM Sassy
Oh yes… that was absolutely the best!
You made things happen!

10:31 PM Phil
We made that happen

10:33 PM Sassy
We did! I was pretty clueless at first but I caught on!

10:34 PM Phil
Ha! You knew what to do and it was fabulous

10:34 PM Sassy
Total hussy. Hee
You should get some sleep if you’re going to make the sunrise?

10:38 PM Phil
Good night sweet girl

10:39 PM Sassy
Sleep well dear man!

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My legs

April 9, 2019 Tuesday

8:10 AM Phil
Good morning!
Pretty day today, bad traffic day but I’m riding in the back.
Have a great Tuesday!

8:26 AM Sassy
Good morning Phil! Another gray cold day here so I’m making my own sunshine! So sweet to start the morning with your words! Thanks for posting yesterday about your job change – was fun to see your pals’ comments.

8:45 AM Phil
Been out of that environment for several years working with folks who are not my kind of people. I’m excited to work with my former co-workers again.

8:56 AM Sassy
Here’s my legs!

8:57 AM Phil
lovely as always!

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Toy Tit Cum

March 11, 2019 Monday

6:28 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Have a marvelous Monday!

7:28 AM Phil
Good morning! Have a great one!

5:08 PM Phil
They offered me the Job I interviewed for. 

[Fancy title redacted]

5:17 PM Sassy
Wow! When did you interview for that?

5:19 PM Phil
Two weeks ago. 

Small office. Kind of did it on a whim.

5:19 PM Sassy
Closer to home?

5:20 PM Phil
Be responsible for a lot of people and programs

5:20 PM Sassy
Wow… that’s fast to get an offer. You want it?

5:21 PM Phil
About the same distance but country roads rather than highway
They didn’t waste any time. 

I think I do.
Opportunity to travel to around the country to places I like.

5:22 PM Sassy
Oooh
I have to drive home… you around tonight?

5:23 PM Phil
Yep

5:23 PM Sassy
I can send you naughty photos. 

  

5:23 PM Phil
Drive carefully

I’d like that!

8:36 PM Sassy
Hiya!

8:36 PM Phil
Hey there!

[photo of his naked legs up on his recliner with the TV in the background]

8:37 PM Sassy
Nice legs!
What are you watching?

8:37 PM Phil
Hawaii five O

8:37 PM Sassy
Nice toes too!

I have a pal who moved to Hawaii and was on that show!

8:37 PM Phil
Ha!

  

8:40 PM Sassy
I was thinking of you last week and playing and took some pics
Been meaning to share
Is now good?

8:41 PM Phil
Oh absolutely!

8:42 PM Sassy
There are 3.

8:43 PM Phil
Ooooh
I like that one

8:43 PM Sassy

8:45 PM Phil
Silver bullet

[photo of his erect cock in his hand, sticking out of his shorts]

8:46 PM Sassy
Oooh…wanna lick!

8:46 PM Phil
I like it!

Lick away

8:47 PM Sassy

If you click you can see some fur

8:47 PM Phil
I see the fur and curled toes
Needs a hard thrusting cock

8:49 PM Sassy
Oh yes
I was thinking of that
And a tongue

8:50 PM Phil
I have both

  

Sounds like a delightful way to spend an evening
Bet we could get that fur wet

8:52 PM Sassy
I have a couple different pics…if you want to see some cum?

8:52 PM Phil
Absolutely

8:53 PM Sassy

8:54 PM Phil
Lovely! Like the color too!

8:54 PM Sassy
Kinda random but could spur the imagination

8:54 PM Phil
I don’t need much to do that. Show me your tits

8:57 PM Sassy

8:59 PM Phil

[Video of him jerking off in the shower]

Mmm yeah…thank you!

9:00 PM Sassy
Mmmm…I want to be doing that!
And lots of other things with you.

9:03 PM Phil
Be much more fun if you were stroking it
Slow and easy, twisting, licking

9:05 PM Sassy
Yes! And some sucking… slurping

9:05 PM Phil
Oh yes please!
Nothing like it
Use that natural lubrication

9:09 PM Sassy
We could have an oral night… you flick my clit with your talented tongue and I take care of you with my magic mouth!

9:11 PM Phil
That would be delightful. Watching you squirm and thrust and moan.

9:12 PM Sassy
You do drive me wild

9:12 PM Phil
You do have a talented mouth
And throat and hands

9:13 PM Sassy
I would use them all to drive you wild!

9:14 PM Phil
Mmmm, I like that a lot

9:16 PM Sassy
I adore how you react

9:17 PM Phil
Make it last, bring me to the edge again and again, make me moan

9:18 PM Sassy
Slow and sexy… might use my breasts too

9:19 PM Phil
Oh yeah, so soft, sliding between them
Would love to cum between them
Take a picture of your tits covered by my cum, slick and shiny

9:23 PM Sassy
I want to watch that… feel it… smell it…
Definitely!

9:24 PM Phil
The sweet smell of cum
Make them shiny and then lick and suck them clean

9:26 PM Sassy
Ooooh makes me so wet to imagine

9:36 PM Phil

[Video 18 seconds of him standing on a hardwood floor cumming]

9:38 PM Sassy
Wow! Fun to see you making a mess.

  

9:38 PM Phil

9:38 PM Sassy
Thanks for showing me!

9:38 PM Phil
Thank you!

9:41 PM Sassy
Sweet sexy dreams!

9:45 PM Phil
You too sweet girl

9:47 PM Sassy
Nic Petit, the musher who’s been leading the race most of the time for a week is stuck between checkpoints less than 200 miles from the finish line while his dogs are on strike. Argh!

French musher was leading Iditarod, but then his dogs quit

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Sunny side up tit

January 26, 2019 Saturday

7:24 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!

7:45 AM Phil
good morning! Have a fabulous Saturday!

7:46 AM Sassy
Good cigar?

7:46 AM Phil
It was

7:51 AM Sassy
I had sushi and listened to a woman tell Hubby what it’s like to be in the fancy mental hospital

He’s considering trying that.

2:02 PM Phil
Huh! Whatever helps

7:51 AM Phil
[photo of my nipple, from a phone screen shot]


Sunny side up! My favorite!

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Meet #3 The Blog Fan Saga

Report #3 

The Blog Fan Saga 

This is a story about a nice man who likes my blog visiting me.  It turned into a saga due to the weather and the airlines, and morphed over the course of four days from an “early dinner and a long evening in bed” into a nerve-wracking wait and so many changes of plans my head was spinning! 

How can it be almost 5 years since I’ve seen him?  There were several times I thought he’d disappeared forever, but he would pop back in and chat about women he was seeing or call from a hotel in a far away city. He’d also check in when I blogged about meeting someone, saying he wished it was him. I figured that was enough for him now and was happy for him.  

We always hit bad weather when he visits and have to be creative in order to see each other.  This time was no different.  If you haven’t read about our first two meetings, you can find them here.  
A. The Wretched Winter Weather

Sunday
The Blog Fan was scheduled to arrive at mid-afternoon! The plan was that I’d pick him up at his hotel at 5 pm, have a delightful dinner at The Red House with lobster, then go back to his hotel room for a long, sexy evening. We’d been looking forward to it for weeks. He asked me to bring my toys!

We had awful weather. This was the first big storm of the winter. In typical New England fashion, it couldn’t just snow. It had to traipse through four acts of scary mess!

Act 1 – It was about 30 degrees and there was 4 inches of snow… not a big deal, just messy.

Act 2 – It went up to 36 and rained on top of of the snow. More mess in a slushy way.

Act 3 – Then it went down to 34 degrees and changed to sleet – these magical, noisy pellets dancing all over everything and coating them in ice that looks pretty but is deadly.

Act 4 – Finally it went down to 3 degrees and everything froze solid into a dangerous world of slipping and sliding that made driving impossible, and below zero wind chills – no rational person would be outside!

Someone in charge of flights in a city far away looked at the forecast and said, “Hell no… we aren’t sending any planes into that mess!” So…there was an email at 5:17 am saying the Blog Fan could not get here on Sunday. His flight was cancelled. He said he was trying to get here on Monday, could I still see him? Absolutely! I was relieved not to have to drive in the mess. So I moved our dinner reservation to Monday and crawled back under the covers with a sweater on and an extra blanket over me!

Monday
The holiday dawned clear and wicked cold. There was an email from The Blog Fan. There was no way to get here Monday… no flights from airport 1, or airport 2 or airport 3 and not even a seat on a train! He was so sad and frustrated. I was sad but happy not to go out onto the ice and brave the 3 degree weather. I cancelled our dinner reservation and wondered if it would be years until I see him. It’s already been 4.5 years with a couple of missed chances.

Midday he wrote to say he was working on flying on Wednesday and asked if I was free Wednesday evening! Sure. New hope!

Tuesday
It was a beautiful day, warmed up into the 20s, everyone started moving around and clearing things up and getting back to normal.

He found a flight that would get in at 7:30 pm on Wednesday and we could have a late dinner and enjoy each other afterwards in his hotel room. Yes! I couldn’t get a dinner reservation online and had a moment of panic then tried calling and it worked! We’re back on track!

I went with Hubby to two doctors appointments and celebrated my niece’s birthday at Cuchi Cuchi and fantasized about seeing a nice man tomorrow!

B. The Airlines

Wednesday
I took a longer shower, shaved my legs, moisturized my skin, put on sexy underwear and a business outfit that can double as a sexy one, and went off to work, hoping the day would fly and I’d get a hug and a nice dinner and sex! I sent him a photo of my cleavage as a preview. 

3:37 pm 
His flight was delayed by 3 hours, now due in at 8:30 pm, to the hotel by 9 pm… maybe. Sigh. Apparently, Boston’s airport was still a mess – only one runway open and they had not caught up from the weekend and… I cancelled our dinner reservation. I made it clear that it didn’t matter what time he got in, I would still see him. Yes… I would go right to his hotel room. Hussy. I can have dinner any night… this was about SEX!

5:49 pm 

His flight is delayed again, won’t land until 10 pm. Argh.  I am just home from work, eating a light supper. I decide to nap so I can stay up as late as possible with him, tell him I’ll be awake again at 9:30 pm and will be ready whenever he arrives. I offer to go see him early morning instead. No.. he wants me tonight if he can possibly get here. I give him my Sassy phone number in case he needs to wake me up with more news.

7:25 pm 

His flight is delayed again… might land at 10:30 pm? I start to wonder if they will ever take off. Sigh. I whine at Philip… share my fear that his plane won’t ever get off the ground and/or he won’t have the energy to see me. He is so good – he tells me this man knows what being with me is like… no question he will find the energy to see me. I hope he’s right but I am losing hope. I go to sleep.

9:30 pm 

I wake up, get ready to go out. even though I don’t know when or if I will. There is no word from him.  I gather my toys. I wonder again if he will be too tired to see me. But I want to be ready to dash to the hotel if he does make it.

9:45 pm 

I write to ask if he ever got off the ground.

9:53 pm 

HE HAS LANDED!!! He has to get his luggage and a Lyft from the airport to his hotel and check in and he will let me know! He still wants to meet! Please, please let that all go smoothly! I spend an anxious hour waiting and wondering…

11:03 pm 

He emails me his room number! I grab my toys and my coat and dash to my car.

11:15 pm 

I am in his room! Woot!!!!

C. The Meet

[This is probably the part you actually wanted to read…]

I parked in the hotel garage and made it to the 12th floor.  I dropped my phone as I approached his door #1227. It bounced off the door and before I could straighten up to knock, he opened the door! He smiled and motioned me inside. I set down my stuff and took off my coat and went to look out the window at the impressive river view. He moved behind me and hugged me from behind, then massaged my neck and scratched my back. Mmm….

He invited me to sit on the end of the bed and we took off our shoes. He asked me how I was, what was new etc. I told him about my retirement plans coming up in May or June, and he told me he’s going to work forever. He rubbed my back in a gentle way. I asked how he is and he told me that his health is much better and he is working all the time as usual. He took my hand and we sprawled on the bed and had a lovely horizontal hug that continued for nearly two hours!

It progressed in the usual sort of way… kissing – he commented on how he forgot how good I am it. Heh. I adore the scratch of his trimmed beard on my face.  YAY FOR KISSING!

There was slow removal of my upper clothing and breast worshipping, removal of lower clothing and touching my clit. YAY FOR TOUCHING!

Then he moved between my legs and tasted me and added a finger inside me… I had not had that in a long time. I reveled in it! He murmured about how good I taste and how hot it is to have my juices on his beard. This man knows what to do and how to do it and what to say!  YAY ORAL!

He returned to lie next to me and kissed me. I had the feeling this was a test, that women he has been with are a bit squeamish about post-cunniglingus kissing, so I always made it clear that I am not. We had a lovely kiss. At this moment I was naked and he was still completely dressed… always an interesting sensation.  YAY FOR CMNF!

He asked what I’d like to do next, and I asked to taste him. He looked surprised and pleased… and took off his jeans and sexy black boxer briefs while kissing me more deeply. I made my way down his body, kissing, touching, blew a raspberry on his tummy, complimented his body… then had my way with his cock. He asked me to help him get hard, but he was already like a rock! I gave him the Sassy blow job with hand pumping, licking, sucking and slurping, and some subtle ball-stroking and ass-circling and found the special spots to make him moan! I looked up now and then like a good girl. YAY ORAL!

He pulled me up and said he needed to be inside me. He finally took off his shirt. He is a big fan of missionary, says he wants to look at me… it is tough for me because of my tummy so I avoid it but I was determined to try. He grabbed a condom from the nightstand – the sound of tearing foil is so hot!  He rolled it onto his cock and returned to press his entire body onto mine and slide inside. I shifted and lifted my ass and legs until it was felt better.  I focused on him inside me and on his smile and the passion in his eyes. He said nice things… how good it felt, how long it had been, how glad he was he finally made it to exactly where he wanted to be… quite charming.  YAY FOR SEX!

He stopped and ditched the condom.  He asked me to turn and crawl over him so he could lick me again. We ended up in a sort of 69 position with my face over his cock and his tongue inside me from behind. That fulfilled a fantasy for him.  I focused on his tongue and licking him now and then. I wiggled my ass and fucked his face a bit. He adored that. YAY FOR MORE ORAL!

He asked me if I brought any lube?  I got up and dug three bottles out of my toys bag. He picked the clear sticky one. He talked about the demise of Tumblr and I railed about that puritanical idiocy while he rubbed lube all over his cock and asked me to rub it some more. I gave him a fun hand job with different hand positions and sexy comments and he squirmed and moaned. Mmm… he gave me the impression that no one does this for him and it was a special treat. YAY FOR A HAND JOB!

He decided he needed to be back inside me. I offered two positions… rolling beside him to show him how side-by-side could work so he could see me and be under and inside. He couldn’t get into that idea. Then I rolled onto my tummy and up onto my knees hoping for some doggy action. He touched my breasts hanging down, said that was a lovely view. Then he said he wanted more missionary.  He grabbed another condom, rolled it onto his cock, still just as hard – what stamina this man has!

He rolled me onto my back and slid inside and stared at me.  He talked about his fantasy of watching me with another man and getting a blow job from me while the man fucked me, maybe ordering room service and co-opting the waiter?  I smiled and asked about how that might go and whether he wanted to touch the man (no) and how much he wanted to watch or participate. He pumped in and out of me. He commented about how he gets to fuck Sassy… how he reads her words far away and then he gets to see her and touch her and be in her Sassy pussy, and how amazing that is, what a miracle that is. It felt a little like being a celebrity with a dedicated fan. Heh.  YAY FOR “CELEBRITY” SEX!

He asked if I would have sex with him every day if he lived here… I said yes with enthusiasm. I said, “and twice on Sunday!” He asked if I’d be his sex slave. That phrase does not appeal to me, but I get that it’s an intense fantasy for someone without anyone to touch regularly, so I nodded. I told him of my fantasy that he gets a job or short-term assignment here and gets an apartment and we see each other a lot. He had not thought about that and said it was a wonderful new fantasy for him.  I adore talking with a man inside me.  YAY FOR SHARING FANTASIES!

I shifted under him so he could get deeper and his expression changed and he got serious and said he was going to cum. I told him to fill me up… give me that hot white cum. He asked where I wanted it. Another test…he asked if I would I let him cum on my face? My chest? I told him wherever he wanted. He said he wanted to cum all over me someday but for tonight he wanted to cum inside me. I nodded. And he did it, shuddering as the hot liquid spurted out.  Mmmmm….YAY!

He rolled off me, tossed the condom in the trash, then pressed me onto my side and spooned behind me for a full-body naked hug. Ah… that skin-to-skin thing is so good! He pulled me over onto his chest and put an arm around my back. I put my leg over his and we cuddled.  YAY FOR CUDDLING!

He said it has been a long time since he’d been inside a woman and it was so good to touch me and fuck me. He said the two local ladies he told me about are no longer options – one has health problems and the other moved away. I asked if he sees women when he travels and he said never… except me. I told him I think I’m mostly done with AM, trying to stick with The Northerner. Though who knows after I retire! He said he loves reading about my adventures, wishing it was him.

He said how strange and wonderful it was that he had read my blog and reached out to me and we had managed to have such fun three times now. He talked about how he thinks of the cucumber. And the cemetery. He asked if he could take a photo of me naked “to use for masturbation.” I smiled and nodded. [He didn’t get around to doing it. Maybe I will send him one if he gets in touch again?]

He asked me if I hear from other sexy bloggers he’s read, so we talked about the Alaskan lady, and how sad it is that so many of the blogs we loved are quiet – Riff, Kat, Ryan and Ad. It is amazing for me to have someone to talk about blog stuff with unfiltered.

He told me about his plans for later today – meetings all day then a flight home at 6 pm.

He started to fall asleep. I looked at the clock… 1:30 am! I told him it was time for me to go. He asked me to stay but I told him I couldn’t. I haven’t shared with him why and he doesn’t pry. He apologized for not walking me to the car. I kissed him once more and he got under the covers and drifted off to sleep.

I cleaned up and dressed, watching him sleep. I gathered my stuff and looked around, fixing the place and him and our adventure in my mind to keep me warm on cold New England nights.

I strolled out through the silent hotel and into the garage, never seeing another person, wondering how safe it was. I got out my keys in the elevator and walked briskly to my car. It was 56 degrees! I drove home in the rain. I pulled into my garage and took a moment to send him a thank you email.

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From: Sassy
to: Blog Fan
date: Jan 24, 2019, 2:04 AM
subject:Thanks

Thank you for a lovely evening! You are so special.

Hope you have a productive day and an easy trip back.

-S

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I went up to my place, back to my mundane life, with a new smile about my special evening that was definitely worth the wait!  Isn’t it awesome the perks that blogging brings?! 

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DNA revelation

January 12, 2019 Saturday

8:11 AM Sassy
12 degrees… feels like zero? Whee!

8:15 AM Sass
Good morning kid! It’s a cold one!
Going back to bed soon to play under the covers!

8:16 AM Phil
Cold here too. Good morning.
Playing under the covers sounds like fun!

8:18 AM Sassy
[Emoji of a puppy kissing a kitty]

8:18 AM Phil
Thank you baby, back at you

8:18 AM Phil
[Emoji of a dog enthusiastically hugging another dog]

8:19 AM Sassy
Aww

You’re so sweet to me.

10:49 AM Sassy
The best breakfast for a frigid winter morning – bacon and Dave’s Banana nut pancakes delivered by Mass Ave Diner!

6:35 PM Phil
Snowing!
6:37 PM Sassy
Wow! All we’re getting is COLD.

Supposed to get a lot?

6:37 PM Phil
8 inches!
Hot tub in the snow

6:38 PM Sassy
I’m eating Indian food and dreaming of a nice man in a hot tub

6:39 PM Phil
Love Indian! Especially curry. The hotter the better!

6:39 PM Sassy
I’m eating the chicken tikka masala and chicken saag. So tasty!

6:40 PM Phil
Yummy!
Watching football and ogling your magnificent assets

  
6:41 PM Sassy
Awww…

6:41 PM Phil
Have a little naan for me

6:41 PM Sassy
We got garlic naan.

What did you eat tonight?

6:43 PM Phil
My favorite! 

Went to my favorite pizza place

[Graphic the results of his 23andme DNA test]

Confirmed something I’d heard that may surprise you 

6:44 PM Sassy
Wait… Where did that top nationality come from? 
 I thought you were something else.

Wicked cool that you did that!

Quite a mix!

6:52 PM Phil
My birth father

My kid got the kit for me at Christmas

Not much of what we always thought at all as it turns out

6:54 PM Sassy
Wow! That is quite something. 
did I tell you about my cousin who “lost her father” from that test?

6:55 PM Phil
No? How does that happen?

6:55 PM Sassy
Her dad was Native American. 
Her kids got her to test to see about medical stuff – she is half Scottish (her Mom) and half… European JEWISH
SO her dad was NOT her father.

6:55 PM Phil
Oops!

6:56 PM Sassy
After some research, it turns out her mom worked in NYC during the pertinent time and there are letters from a guy with a stereotypical Jewish-sounding name after she moved back home…

6:56 PM Phil
Wow!

6:56 PM Sassy
Surprise!

Kinda sad that her Mom never told her. 

It makes a big difference in what medical tests they’d do

6:57 PM Sassy
So she finds out at age 70 that her background is different than she thought
She wasn’t upset, quite matter-of-fact about telling us

6:58 PM Phil
I knew. Mom’s family was the other nationalities listed so that checks out too

6:58 PM Sassy
When you say birth father, does that mean the guy who raised you was not what he said, or was there someone else?

6:59 PM Phil
Someone else. The man who raised me was truthful about his background.  And that I was not related to him.

My Mom apparently had a thing with another fellow

7:00 PM Sassy
Aha! You never said. 
Do you know anything about that?

7:01 PM Phil
I knew but don’t know anything about him

7:01 PM Sassy
When did you find out?

7:01 PM Phil
Why my brother and I look nothing alike

I knew very young.

7:02 PM Sassy
Just figured you look like your mother and he looks like your dad

7:02 PM Phil
The man who raised me was very tough on me. I wasn’t blood

7:02 PM Sassy
Fascinating
Explains that I suppose… doesn’t excuse it.

7:03 PM Phil
yeah but is what it is.

7:03 PM Sassy
And you are what you are.  Yes indeed.

It’s odd… I have no urge to do the testing. 

Seems like it would be my thing but eh…

7:04 PM Phil
He was all I ever knew and he did his best. I came out ok.

7:04 PM Sassy
You came out awesome! 
Were they married before you were born or no?

7:04 PM Phil
no denying your parentage

He is on my birth certificate, my Mom never talked about it much

7:05 PM Sassy
Interesting.

7:06 PM Phil
She was a nurse and they met in the hospital. He had been in a terrible wreck

Got his DNA in my blood and all that goes with it

7:08 PM Sassy
I always figured we all absorbed some of that growing up in our hometown.

So similar to my cousin’s story.  Except she never knew.

7:08 PM Phil
Explains my natural horniness

No lie! It was quite the enclave.

7:09 PM Sassy
Do your kids know?

7:09 PM Phil
Hot little ministers kid in that town

7:09 PM Sassy
Ha
She was pretty dull in those days.

7:09 PM Phil
yeah, the kids always knew. 

My brother inherited his nasty temper but thank goodness I didn’t absorb that 
7:10 PM Sassy
Huh… your brother was always so sweet to me.

7:11 PM Phil
I seem to recall having a handful of that delightful ass in my hands and those sweet tits as well. You were far from dull

My brother is a great guy, nicest man I know but he has a nasty temper

7:12 PM Sassy
Good thing you didn’t go for most of the hometown girls… never know which of them might be your half-sisters!

7:12 PM Phil
No lie! Who the hell knows?

7:13 PMSassy
Can you get a name out of your mother? or a photo? 
Might come in handy for something…and she won’t be around forever.

7:17 PM Phil
Never been that interested

7:17 PM Sassy
He could still be alive.  or might be interesting to meet half-siblings. 

Was this around home or elsewhere?

7:17 PM Phil
I’m guessing one of the cities to the north

7:18 PM Sassy
Well I’d adore you no matter what… even if you’re Martian.

7:19 PM Phil
No Martian in my DNA

7:20 PM Sassy
You do like green an awful lot…

7:20 PM Phil
My favorite color!

7:21 PM Sassy
Thank you for telling me.

7:22 PM Phil
Explains why I like these so much

[photo of my cleavage in that sweater photo]

Yummy!

7:22 PM Sassy
Ha! Men of most nationalities seem to like them!

7:23 PM Phil
Pretty impressive

7:26 PM Sassy
You certainly found good uses for them!

7:26 PM Phil
Oh yes!

Lot of cum as a result of those

7:32 PM Sassy
Mmmm… thinking about that gets me all mushy inside

7:35 PM Phil
Love it. As always, makes my cock throb

7:35 PM Sassy
That makes me every mushier

7:35 PM Phil
Rock hard cock meets mushy pussy. Good combination!

7:35 PM Sassy
Oh yes…

7:36 PM Phil
Results in cum filled mushy pussy

7:36 PM Sassy
And a lot of smiles

7:38 PM Phil
Absolutely. 

Love watching you shudder as you feel my cum spurting inside you

Nothing like a sexy girl who loves cock and loves to fuck. 

Even better when you love the sexy girl

7:45 PM Sassy
Oh yes… magic!

You say three words and my brain spins off into such fantasies!

7:49 PM Phil
Ha!