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Magical night

July 24, 2019 Wednesday

8:19 AM Sassy
Good morning! Have a wonderful Wednesday!

1:08 PM Sassy
Luscious lobster lunch at Belle Isle Seafood in Winthrop

Marina next door
Boston Skyline
View from the dock
Exterior
Dining room – they’ve switched to table service
New bigger bar
View from our table
Shrimp Cocktail Boat – an unprecedented $7 for a dozen!
Stuffed clams side 
Lobster pie with butter, lemon, rice, coleslaw and a dinner roll

1:48 PM Sassy
Chocolate pop for dessert from Adriana’s Pastry & Cafe in Winthrop

The entrance
The patio
Pops at – cinnamon bun, chocolate blueberry 
and chocolate marble cake
My chocolate marble cake pop – had to get it to match my nails!

5:57 PM Phil

[strange gif of a clay cloud with a face and bunch of raindrops falling out of it]

5:57 PM Phil
Rained all day but still away from home! 

Had a good day. Heading back to the cigar bar.
5:58 PM Sassy
It was perfect here.

Went out for lobster pie

5:59 PM Phil
It’s only 75 though so not bad. 

Yummy! I’m having two for one pizza slices and beer

The one is a dollar and it looks great.

6:00 PM Sassy
Toppings?

6:03 PM Phil
Just cheese

And a Philly cheese steak loaded!

Fun little dive bar

6:25 PM Sassy
Oh man… that sounds so good

6:25 PM Phil
Owner is from up north – he orders everything from there. Looks amazing

6:31 PM Sassy
You in [redacted]?

6:33 PM Phil
Nope – [redacted] this time. 

6:34 PM Sassy
I don’t remember you being there before…

6:37 PM Phil
We have a couple offices here. I was here 2 years ago in my old job. 

It’s not a fancy town but it’s ok
6:37 PM Sassy
Cool!
You staying near there?

6:47 PM Phil
[hotel name] next to the beach!

Had a cigar, drink and orgasm last night, repeating tonight

6:53 PM Sassy
Heh

I had 3 orgasms this morning. That may be a record!

6:54 PM Phil
Damn! Fabulous!

6:55 PM Sassy

[photo of my lower half lying in bed with a gold bullet vibrator sticking out between my legs,  You can also see the blue nail polish on my thumbnail]

You down there all week?

6:56 PM Phil
Oh damn! Is that gold one new? That’s hot as hell
Tonight is my last night
I’ll use that picture tonight and imagine my cock where the toy is

6:59 PM Sassy
Yes. I wore out the silver one’s batteries
That’s what I do…imagine your hard hot cock rubbing my clit

7:09 PM Phil
I like that hot, sensitive clit.

I’m going to spray cum all over my belly thinking about that

7:10 PM Sassy
Wish you could spray me… or fill me up!

7:32 PM Phil
I’d like to do both. Spray your face and tits and fill your hot pussy

7:36 PM Sassy
That sounds awesome!

7:42 PM Phil
Yes it does, my chest pressed to yours slipping on hot cum

7:43 PM Sassy
You may have to take me into the shower after that!
And play in there too!

7:47 PM Phil
Shower is fun!
Soap you up rinse you off, drop to my knees

7:48 PM Sassy
Yum
I’d reciprocate

8:06 PM Phil
And I would fill your mouth with cream

8:08 PM Sassy
Excellent. Yum.

8:10 PM Phil
Then let me taste it on your tongue

8:10 PM Sassy
Sure thing!

8:33 PM Phil
Nothing like tasting your cum on your woman’s tongue

[photo of a neon sign]

8:34 PM Sassy
Hey! Is that where you went?

8:35 PM Phil
That’s where I am

8:35 PM Sassy
Aha! That’s fun.

8:35 PM Phil
Great name!

8:38 PM Sassy
Hee. I looked at Yelp. Such a dive!

8:42 PM Phil
Yes it is

  

Been here forever

8:44 PM Sassy
Saw that. Wow!
There are photos of some big event with a HUGE crowd filling the street for blocks
8:46 PM Phil
I have no idea, cool area down here though

8:52 PM Phil
Just saw the pics. It’s not near as nice as they show

9:00 PM Phil
It looks like it’s been here forever.

It’s an institution
9:02 PM Sassy
Heh

9:03 PM Phil
I like your nails. Cool color

9:03 PM Sassy
Thanks!

They’ve lasted a long time.

9:04 PM Phil
They did a good job then. 

They look good against the gold
9:04 PM Sassy
Ha.  You’re picking up all the details!

9:05 PM Phil
Hee hee, I’m a horny old guy, what can I say

9:05 PM Sassy
I adore you! Wouldn’t want you to ever stop.

9:16 PM Phil
You always did make my cock jump

I jumped at the first opportunity to shove my tongue inside you followed in short order by my cock

You were barely in the door and your pants were on the floor

The fact that you didn’t expect it made it that much better

9:24 PM Sassy
What a magical night that was… we crammed in so much. Such sexy play, National Harbor, the Silhouettes, deep talking… such comfort and excitement for relative strangers!

[Click here to read about the 8 posts about our first visit together when we reconnected]

9:26 PM Phil
We weren’t strangers and we reacquainted well
The Greek place was my favorite and Legal.

9:27 PM Sassy
All good… mostly the conversations!

9:28 PM Phil
Yes ma’am

9:32 PM Sassy
Those were definitely the hottest days of my life!

Mmm mmm mmm

9:33 PM Phil
Loved doing it in your bed, I see your photos and know I was there

9:40 PM Sassy
That’s part of why I send them. ; )

9:42 PM Phil
I know and they make me cum like a fountain

9:43 PM Sassy
Good.

Gotta keep those pipes active!

9:43 PM Phil
Sitting on a leather couch in the lounge with a raging hard on
Love walking to the bar with an obvious tent
Now back to my room to get naked, break out the lube and jerk off looking at you
Thinking of blue nails wrapped around my throbbing cock

You could send me a picture of your glorious tits. Always gets my juices flowing

9:57 PM Sassy

[photo of my left breast with an erect nipple in my left hand, with the blue nail polish on the thumbnail]

Have fun kid!

10:09 PM Phil
There we go! Thank you!

Mmmmmmm, love your tits

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Tits for taint

July 8, 2019 Monday

7:40 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! 
Hope your week is off to a grand start! 
I’m still reveling in not going to the office!

7:48 PM Sassy
Monday night at Mary Chung’s!

Entrance
Dining room
Tom at the front counter
Chive pie
Peking ravioli 
Crab rangoon
Fried shrimp
Double bowl of suan la chow show 
(pork wontons and bean sprouts in spicy sauce) 
Beef teriyaki
Dining room
Pork & szechuan pickles soup
Chicken velvet with peas and mushrooms

9:46 PM Phil
Enjoying a drink and cigar at the hotel

9:46 PM Sassy
What hotel?
I’m watching the Home Run Derby on my phone

9:46 PM Phil
[hotel name redacted]

9:46 PM Sassy
Aha

9:47 PM Phil
Down here for work

9:47 PM Sassy
Cool
Nice alone time?

9:47 PM Phil
Yup!

9:48 PM Sassy
Just tonight?

9:48 PM Phil
All week

9:48 PM Sassy
Talking or listening?

9:48 PM Phil
Listening 

9:50 PM Sassy
These home run guys are stunning… 29… 30 runs… wacky!

9:50 PM Phil
Unreal

9:54 PM Sassy
Have friends staying at the fancy hotel you stayed in on a recent trip,
was thinking of you

9:57 PM Phil
Love that place
Now for a shower and play time

9:59 PM Sassy
Yum
I’ll go once the HRs are over

10:02 PM Phil

[photo of his naked legs, lying in a hotel bed, with the TV on showing the baseball HR Derby]

10:03 PM Sassy
Mmm… toes
I could start rubbing those

10:03 PM Phil
And watching the derby

10:04 PM Sassy
then make my way up that leg!
They’re batting without helmets… it looks so odd

10:04 PM Phil
Slow pitches, always fun to watch

10:05 PM Sassy
They just had a double tiebreaker… so intense

10:05 PM Phil
Spectacular

[photo of his legs and a very erect cock, lying in a hotel bed, with the TV on]

10:07 PM Sassy
Ooh… adore that third leg.

10:07 PM Phil
Rub that one

10:09 PM Sassy
Oh yes… I’ll rub it

And lick it slowly

10:09 PM Phil
Mmmm

10:10 PM Sassy
Then blow on it…

10:10 PM Phil

[photo of his legs and a very erect cock in his hand, lying in a hotel bed, with the TV on]

10:10 PM Sassy
Then put it down my throat and SUCK

10:11 PM Phil
Love your hot mouth

10:11 PM Sassy
Love your rock hard cock

10:12 PM Phil

[photo of his legs and close up of a very erect cock, lying in a hotel bed]

It is hard

[photo of his legs and a very close up view of his erect cock, lying in a hotel bed]

Lick it

10:14 PM Sassy
From bottom to top
Lick all around the top
Find that magic spot at the back and flick it

10:15 PM Phil
Mmmm, making it drip

10:17 PM Sassy
I’d lick that up

Then rub it around my nipple, make it shine

10:18 PM Phil
Mmm and I would lick and suck it clean

10:18 PM Sassy
Oooh

10:19 PM Phil
It’s sweet, just tried it

10:20 PM Sassy
Of course it is… like the man himself!

10:22 PM Phil

[photo of his smiling face and naked chest, sitting on a hotel bed, with the TV on]

10:23 PM Sassy

[photo of my left nipple with my left hand holding it up to the camera]

Such a smile!

10:24 PM Phil
Oh yeah! Would love to lick that!

I could make that nipple hard

10:27 PM Sassy

[two photos of my smiling face and upper chest in a purple nightshirt]

10:28 PM Phil

[photo of his computer with my face photo on the screen and a tube of lotion]

Hey there sexy girl

10:28 PM Sassy
Ha! That is so weird!
That smile is for you.
Just now

10:29 PM Phil

[photo of his computer with my face photo the screen and his cock in front of it]

Love it 

[photo of his computer with my nipple photo the screen and his cock in front of it touching my nipple]

10:34 PM Sassy
Oh that is something!

10:35 PM Phil
Rubbing my cock on that luscious nipple

10:36 PM Sassy
Mmmm
That is such a sexy sight!
Hot hot hot
It makes me wet

10:41 PM Phil
Like to slip my tongue in that wet

[photo of his computer with a photo of my legs on the screen and his cock in between them]

There’s room for one more

Open those legs, give me that tight, wet pussy

[photo of his computer with a photo of my legs the screen and his cock in front of it]

10:49 PM Sassy
You lick me to the skies

10:50 PM Phil
Love licking and sucking your sensitive clit

10:50 PM Sassy
Help me squirm and shake

10:50 PM Phil
Oh yeah

10:55 PM Sassy
Mmmm
Wow that makes my insides pulse!

10:56 PM Phil
Give me that sweet pussy. 

Let me slip my cock inside. 
Fuck me Sass
10:57 PM Sassy
If we were together you’d feel it… the muscles tight around you… clenching

Wet… hot… tight

10:57 PM Phil
Feel my balls against your ass

10:57 PM Sassy
I could crawl up onto you and ride!

10:58 PM Phil
Hear our bodies slap together

10:58 PM Sassy
Yeehaw! My best cowgirl!

Straight up, breasts in your hands, back arched, bouncing you in and out

10:59 PM Phil
Ride me, slide that sweet pussy up and down my cock. Take it deep

Squeezing your tits

10:59 PM Sassy
Deeper… and deeper…dripping all over you

10:59 PM Phil
Mmmmmm

10:59 PM Sassy
Bounce your ass up to meet me… slam

11:00 PM Phil
Wanna feel those juices slide down my cock, over my balls, down my ass

11:00 PM Sassy
Hot and wet!

Mmm mmm mmm

You inside me

Sliding in and out

11:02 PM Phil
Oh yeah

11:02 PM Sassy
Do it… let it flow

Give it all to me high inside

11:02 PM Phil
Oh yeah, deep and hard

11:03 PM Sassy
I want it all

11:04 PM Phil

[photo of his balls from underneath]

Full balls ready to shoot deep inside you

11:06 PM Sassy
I’m ready to take it all

11:06 PM Phil
Show me your tits

I know you like to feel it shoot inside you, hot cum filling your tight pussy

11:09 PM Sassy

[photo of me naked from the waist up standing in my bathroom]

There you go! Tits for taint!

11:11 PM Phil
Mmmmm

[Video 48 seconds of him stroking his cock]

Believe you have a toy for that

11:26 PM Phil
Phil called you.

11:27 PM Sassy

I love you!

11:36 PM Phil
Love you back kiddo.
Good night

by

Retirement Day 1

June 22, 2019 Saturday

6:33 AM Sassy
Retirement Day 1

7:19 AM Sassy
Happy Saturday!

11:44 AM Sassy
An apple a day makes retirement go okay!

[photo of a dark blue plate with a silver fork, half a small bacon quiche, English muffins with raspberry jam and 7 apple slices, with a glass of iced chai latte and a glass of orange juice]
12:40 PM Phil
Happy Saturday cutie. Happy retirement!

12:41 PM Sassy
Thank you kid! It’s been delightful so far!

4:24 PM Phil

[photo of his hand holding a glass of Scotch and a cigar, with his feet up, outside]

Gorgeous day

4:25 PM Sassy
Here too!

[photo of the view off my balcony]

[photo of my smiling face and top of my light blue nightshirt]

4:34 PM Phil
Nice!

4:37 PM Sassy

[photo of a silver bullet vibrator between my legs, some pubic hair and dark blue panties]

4:57 PM Phil

[photo of his naked legs outside]

Mmmm sweet wet pussy

Pull it out, show me

5:01 PM Sassy
Show what?

5:02 PM Phil
Whatever you like

[photo of his erect cock sticking out of his shorts, his naked leg]

5:02 PM Sassy
Ooh

[photo of the tip of the silver bullet vibrator almost touching my erect left nipple]

5:04 PM Phil
There we go, yummy

Like to rub my dripping cock on that nipple

Slip it into your mouth

5:06 PM Sassy
I’d adore that!

5:06 PM Phil
Suck it while you work your clit

Swollen sensitive clit. Swollen sensitive cock

Good pair

5:07 PM Sassy

[photo of me licking the silver bullet vibrator]

5:08 PM Phil
There you go. Lick those sweet juices
So hot

[photo of his erect cock sticking out of his shorts and his legs, standing outside]

[another photo of his erect cock sticking out of his shorts and his legs standing outside]

Lick it babe, swallow this hard cock

5:11 PM Sassy
Give it to me
I’ll take good care of it

5:14 PM Phil
Lick it, suck it

VIDEO – 23 seconds of him stroking his cock standing outside with his dog wandering around at his feet

5:16 PM Sassy
Mmmm

5:16 PM Phil
Jerking off outside to your sweet pussy and delightful tits, imaging my cock in your mouth

Lick those drops of cum up

Sweet, just tasted

Play with that delightful pussy

Get it ready for my cock to pound it deep and hard

Spread those legs, let me get deep, grab my ass and pull me in

Let me make you cum, shifting up so I am rubbing your clit with each thrust

Want to hear you moan, feel you clench around my cock

And then roll over and let’s do it from behind, deeper, harder, ass spread wide in front of me

Take it Sass, deep and hard

First shots of cum inside. The rest all over your ass

[another photo of his erect cock sticking out of his shorts, and his legs, sitting outside]

[yet another photo of his erect cock sticking out of his shorts, and his legs, sitting outside]

So sweet, delicious drops of cum

5:27 PM Sassy
You know how to make me drip

5:27 PM Phil
I like to make you drip

You are not sharing
Show me
Let me see

My cock is flowing, delicious slippery pre cum

Coating my cock and balls, running down to my ass

Sweet smell of cum

5:32 PM Sassy

[photo of the silver bullet vibrator sticking between my legs, with a bit of pubic hair and dark blue panties and my legs, lying on the bed]

Think of your cock there

5:33 PM Phil
Yes, I’d tear those panties off and shove it deep

5:34 PM Sassy

[photo of my left breast, tummy and legs, lying on the bed]

5:34 PM Phil
There we go, love that view

Oh Yeah

Like to be between those legs

With my balls slapping your ass

5:36 PM Sassy
Want you there
Doing that

5:36 PM Phil
Fuck me Sass, give me your sweet tight pussy

My cock coated with your juices

Slick and red and slippery

Throbbing, long hard thrusts, your body rocking as my balls slap your ass, tits swaying

5:40 PM Sassy
Mmmm

5:44 PM Phil

[photo of his erect cock dripping pre-cum, and his legs, standing outside]

[photo of his open palm with cum all over it]

5:44 PM Sassy
Oh my
So hot

5:45 PM Phil

[photo of the view from his back deck]

Next door, no idea

5:47 PM Sassy
Ha

5:47 PM Phil
That was fun

5:47 PM Sassy
You are so fun!

5:48 PM Phil
Hope you got off sweet girl

5:48 PM Sassy
Oh yeah

5:48 PM Phil
Oh fabulous!

I’m going to have a cigar and scotch, pretty relaxed now

5:49 PM Sassy
I’m trying for round 2

5:50 PM Phil
Loved the pics

Oh Yeah? Send me more, I’ll slip down and start licking our juices up

Let me flick my tongue over you clit

Sweet

Wet

Cum ran down between your legs, following with my tongue, you jumped when my tongue flicked over your ass

I like it, perhaps I should spend more time there

Flicking, probing, I feel the buzz

5:56 PM Sassy

[photo of two vibrators between my legs, a little pubic hair and dark blue panties]

Got 2 buzzing

5:58 PM Phil
That’s why I feel it, shift your hips, give me room.
Two toys and a tongue flicking across your ass
So hot
Cock rising to the occasion

5:59 PM Sassy
I’m so revved up

6:01 PM Phil
Would you like to be fucked?
Hands on your hips, rubbing just inside feeling the vibrations, waiting for you to tell me

6:03 PM Sassy
I want it so bad

6:03 PM Phil
What?
What do you want so bad

6:05 PM Sassy
Your cock
Your hands
Your mouth

6:05 PM Phil
Ah there we go

6:05 PM Sassy
Your voice

6:05 PM Phil
So hot

6:05 PM Sassy
Your eyes

6:05 PM Phil
Looking into yours
Barely inside, wet, hot, waiting

6:07 PM Sassy
Looking at all of me
Smiling

6:07 PM Phil
Yes

6:08 PM Sassy
Taking photos

6:08 PM Phil
Your hips rising, I’m teasing, waiting

Snapping pics

6:08 PM Sassy
Yes
Telling me how to pose for you
Put your hand on me

6:09 PM Phil
Mmmm, touch your pussy

6:09 PM Sassy
Put your cock between my breasts

6:10 PM Phil
Cup your tits

Slipping my cock between your tits

Squeeze them around my cock, snapping the pick, feels so good

6:10 PM Sassy
Oh yes

6:11 PM Phil
Fucking your tits

6:11 PM Sassy
A little video of me licking you

6:11 PM Phil
Ohh Yeah, stick that tongue out, lick it, click

Mmmm, take the head in your mouth

My cock in your mouth, video running

Very hot

6:13 PM Sassy
My eyes looking up
On fire

6:13 PM Phil
Yeah, look at me, take a little more
Damn, feel your tongue gliding over my cock
Suck it, suck my cock
Your sweet mouth full of cock
Balls on your chin

6:17 PM Sassy
Could watch it over and over

6:17 PM Phil
Mmmmm
Laying next to you. Your hands glide over my cock
Fingers over my balls
A finger slipping up my ass, I moan, my cock gets harder
You are using pre cum for lube

6:21 PM Sassy
So hot

6:21 PM Phil
My hips thrusting
Your toys vibrating
You smile and tell me you have something for my ass

6:23 PM Sassy
Mmmm

6:23 PM Phil
My cock jumps

6:23 PM Sassy
Throbbing here

6:23 PM Phil
What do you have for my ass?

6:24 PM Sassy
What do you want?

6:24 PM Phil
Your hand stroking my cock
Feels so good
Press something to my ass
I’m pressing back, moaning
My cock is jumping, juices flowing, you smile
You show me a toy and ask if this is what I want
I roll over and slip inside you, wet, hot
So warm, slippery

6:32 PM Sassy
Mmm hnmm

6:32 PM Phil
Your hips rise to meet me

6:36 PM Sassy
Oh yes…my body would go wild!

6:36 PM Phil
Not gonna last, so hard, throbbing, moving faster
You whisper fuck me Philip
You feel the first spurt, followed by others

6:39 PM Sassy
Do it! Fill me!

6:42 PM Phil
Oh Yeah, your body writhing, clenching, milking my cock

6:56 PM Phil
Gotta do dinner after I wash my hands
  

6:57 PM Sassy
What’s the menu?

6:57 PM Phil
Barbecue chicken, corn on the cob

6:57 PM Sassy
I’m getting thai food delivery
Mmm

6:58 PM Phil
Fabulous! Fun afternoon!

6:58 PM Sassy
Oh yes
Thank you dear man

6:59 PM Phil
Thank you! Hot hot hot

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Silver bullet vibe

June 13, 2019 Thursday

8:10 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
Eat today please! And you can eat me later. ; )

12:42 PM Sassy
Indian buffet at The Maharaja!  

7:29 PM Phil
Remembered. You would be dessert

7:34 PM Sassy
Mmmm

8:11 PM Phil
Slide down the table and throw your legs over my shoulders.
Whipped cream is optional

8:12 PM Sassy
Oooh! You rascal! I adore rascals…
I just had chocolate cake… but you would taste better!

8:13 PM Phil
I can dip it in frosting
  

8:25 PM Sassy
No need… I like the creamy center.

8:43 PM Phil
No calories!

8:43 PM Sassy
Oh man… I want you. So much

8:46 PM Phil
Getting hard just thinking about it

10:25 PM Phil

[photo of his naked leg with a dog lying on his ankle]

Hanging with my buddy

10:26 PM Sassy
Awww

[photo of me lying on my bed showing my naked legs with a silver bullet vibrator lying on my purple nightshirt]

10:30 PM Phil
Yummy!

Delightful

Whatcha gonna do with that?

Put it some place warm and wet

10:33 PM Sassy

[photo of a silver bullet vibrator stuck between my legs, with some pubic hair and a bit of white panties]

10:34 PM Phil

[photo of his erect cock in his hand]

Slip that in next to it

10:35 PM Sassy
Oh yes

10:35 PM Phil
Fuck that hot wet pussy

With this hard cock

Take it deep and hard

10:30 PM Phil
VIDEO – 10 seconds of him stroking his cock

Kneeling between your legs pressing into you, feeling the heat, feeling hot wet you are, sliding inside, tight and hot

10:41 PM Sassy
Yes please!

10:41 PM Phil
Snapping a pic as my cock slides inside

Balls deep, snapping as my cock slides out and then back in, harder, feeling the vibration

Feels amazing

Cock is shiny covered in your juices, getting harder

Balls slapping your ass

Faster, deeper, long hard strokes

The sound of naked bodies slapping together

Your tits bouncing with each thrust

Burying my cock deep inside you, feeling your pussy clench

Balls tightening, tingling

Want to fill you with cum

Can I cum inside you?

10:51 PM Sassy
Oh yes
I want it all

10:52 PM Phil
Oh yeah, take it babe

10:57 PM Phil
Fuck oh damn big hot load

10:58 PM Sassy
Mmmm

11:00 PM Phil

VIDEO – 10 seconds of him standing, stroking his cock and cumming all over a wood floor

11:01 PM Sassy
Wow! You are the hottest

11:01 PM Phil
You too. Night sweet girl

by

4 Vibes at once

June 2, 2019 Sunday

11:22 AM Sassy
Hope you’re having a most excellent Sunday!

I’m enjoying a quiet day. Hubby brought me breakfast from McD’s! Doing laundry and plant work. The balcony door is open!

6:19 PM Phil
I did, church. Cleaned the entire house because apparently I am the only person who knows how to use a vacuum, mop and dust cloth. Then time for a drive. Now grilling Cornish hens on the grill

[photo of his hand holding a glass of Scotch]

6:22 PM Phil
My plants are taking off

6:23 PM Sassy
Hiya kid!

6:23 PM Phil
Hey cutie

6:24 PM Sassy
I’m lying in bed figuring out how to use 3 vibes at once. ; )

6:25 PM Phil
Mmmmmm, love that visual.
Jerked off on the deck last  night thinking about you doing that

6:26 PM Sassy
Would like your tongue

6:27 PM Phil
On your clit or flicking in and out

I’ve got a long tongue

6:28 PM Sassy
Tongue on clit, fingers inside

6:29 PM Phil
Oooh, that’s an easy one!

6:29 PM Sassy

6:30 PM Phil
Like to feel you shiver as my tongue hits the right spot

6:32 PM Sassy

[photo of three vibrators between my legs, a bit of pubic hair and white panties with a purple and blue flowers pattern]

Bit of a 3 ring circus

6:33 PM Phil
Mmmmm, see a bit of pussy

That looks like a fun circus

One on your clit, one inside

Work that sweet pussy

6:36 PM Sassy
The white one on the top

Just stuck a 4th on my ass

Ha

6:36 PM Phil
Mmmmm, be happy to replace it with my tongue
Or this

6:38 PM Sassy
A little revved up tonight

6:38 PM Phil
[photo of his erect cock sticking out of his shorts while he’s standing outside]

Damn

6:39 PM Sassy
Mmmm

6:39 PM Phil
That’s so fucking hot

6:40 PM Sassy

[photo of four vibrators between my legs]

4! Whee!

6:40 PM Phil
Damn

That has to feel unreal

6:42 PM Sassy
Kinda crazy

6:43 PM Phil
Hot purple toy gently pressing into your ass, others making you quiver

Be fun to be managing those toys based on how you moved, how your hips thrust up or down

I have other nice toy that would fit in there somewhere

I’d let you use that purple toy on me

Be happy to lick those toys clean

Toes curling? Mmmmmmm

6:56 PM Sassy
Oooh

You are so fun!

6:57 PM Phil
Hope that was spectacular

6:57 PM Sassy
And patient with my wackiness

I’m back down to one on my clit

6:58 PM Phil
You could take one of those coated in your juices and slip it up my ass while you suck my cock

I love the wackiness

7:00 PM Sassy

[gif of a man rubbing a woman’s clit with his thumb while he shoves his cock in and out of her and she rubs his index finger]

7:01 PM Sassy
I’m thinking of your thumb on my clit while you pump in and out

7:02 PM Sassy
[gif of a woman kneeling in front of a naked man and licking his balls]

7:03 PM Sassy
Do those work?
They won’t let me open them…bleh

7:03 PM Phil
Mmmmm, fucking your sweet pussy

VIDEO – 23 seconds of him standing outside stroking his cock

Oh Yeah, they work

7:06 PM Sassy
Oh man…you are so hot!

7:07 PM Phil
You just do me

7:08 PM Sassy
[simple line drawing of a woman sitting on a man’s face]

7:08 PM Phil
Yeah, sit on my face, feed me your sweet pussy

That position lets you control where my tongue is

7:10 PM Sassy
Mmmm

7:10 PM Phil
I wouldn’t mind sliding my cock between your tits either

Into your mouth when lubrication is needed

Nothing like stroking outside

7:12 PM Sassy

https://www.tumbex.com/search?q=sexy

love4transform.tumblr.com – Tumbex

https://www.tumbex.com/br555666.tumblr/posts

I found this site called tumbex

7:14 PM Phil
Love those

7:14 PM Sassy
They found a way to access tumblr posts without having to log in and w/o the censors!

7:14 PM Phil
That’s pretty cool!

those are hot as hell

7:14 PM Sassy
I type into Google tumbex sexy [or whatever] and up come links

7:15 PM Phil
I think big tits and pull up a picture of you

7:17 PM Sassy
Awww

7:17 PM Phil
I’ve had your tits in my hands and mouth for over 40 years so they are special to me

As is the girl who comes with them

7:18 PM Sassy
I look at these sites looking for poses I can try.

You are so sweet to me.

7:18 PM Phil
Any pose is sexy as hell cause it’s you

[photo of two Cornish Game Hens on the grill]

Dinner!

7:19 PM Sassy
Yay!

7:19 PM Phil
Cute little buggers

7:20 PM Sassy
What did you put on them?

7:20 PM Phil
Salt and pepper, fresh rosemary, onion and orange in the cavity

Cute little suckers. My Mom used to make them

7:21 PM Sassy
I’ve never had one

7:21 PM Phil
I’m going to go eat and then jerk off in the hot tub to photos of you

They are delicious!

7:21 PM Sassy
Enjoy!

7:21 PM Phil

7:49 PM Phil
They were juicy, crispy and delightful

7:50 PM Sassy
Side dishes?

7:50 PM Phil
With roasted beets, turnips, carrots, onion and fennel. Healthy and delicious

Cheesecake for desert. Not as healthy

7:51 PM Sassy
With fruit?

7:51 PM Phil
Fresh blueberries

7:52 PM Sassy
Yum!

7:52 PM Phil
My favorite is bread pudding with bourbon sauce

Heaven

7:52 PM Sassy
We had Chinese at 5 PM so of course I’m starving

7:53 PM Phil
Chinese is so good but only lasts an hour.

7:53 PM Sassy
Yup
So odd

7:53 PM Phil
I know! WTF?!

7:53 PM Sassy
I had this new dish with shrimp, scallops and green beans sauteed

7:54 PM Phil
doesn’t matter what you eat either

7:54 PM Sassy
Called the Imperial couple. Heh

7:54 PM Phil
I have them make it all spicy
So good!

7:55 PM Sassy
This was spicy – right on the edge of too much but I tossed in lots of rice

7:55 PM Phil
Never too much for me, I like it Indian hot

7:55 PM Sassy
You’re hot all around

7:57 PM Phil
So easy to find in England and Canada, so hard to get here. We ate curry in Newquay and watched people cry. I was licking it up

You ain’t so bad yourself you hot sexy thing

7:57 PM Sassy
Ha! Charmer.

You inspire me

8:01 PM Phil
So much fun to read back and look at your photos. Last night, my cock was really flowing and I was coating my fingers and licking them clean and stroking some more till my fingers were again coated and finally shooting all over my chest and belly.

You inspire me

VIDEO – 25 seconds of him stroking sitting outside

8:11 PM Sassy
Mmm…so amazing to see you and hear you

8:13 PM Phil

[selfie of him smiling up at the camera]

The other half
A smile for you

8:14 PM Sassy
Awww…thanks! Melts me

8:15 PM Phil

love ya Sass

8:16 PM Sassy
I love you!

[selfie of my face and the top of a purple nightshirt]

8:16 PM Phil
Aww thank you. There’s my girl

8:17 PM Sassy

[another selfie of my face and the top of the purple nightshirt]

I made a turkey and cheese sandwich.
  

8:18 PM Phil
With that in mind, gonna jump in the hot tub

8:19 PM Sassy
Have a grand soak!

8:19 PM Phil
Sounds good too!
I bought amazing smoked Gouda and spicy bison sausage yesterday. It’s fabulous!

8:21 PM Sassy
Never heard of bison sausage! Will have to look out for that…

8:22 PM Phil
Local butchers made it, lean and delicious, like a summer sausage. They sounded like all of my relatives

8:22 PM Sassy
Ha!

I found this recipe – looks worth a try
http://cookwithsara.blogspot.com/2015/08/chicken-sausage-gyros.html

8:24 PM Phil
Does look good! I’m a Shawarma fan.
Best thing ever at 2:00am

8:26 PM Sassy
Oh, that sounds tasty!

8:28 PM Phil
Amazing! Many of them in Haifa and Tel Aviv.

8:30 PM Sassy
I’ve been reading military news and it boggles my mind
Hope you can stay out of the headlines!

8:36 PM Phil
I try!

8:37 PM Sassy
Seems like your current slot might be less at risk for that…

So sad about shooting! Did you know any of the people?

8:51 PM Sassy
15 more work days… so ready to be done!!!

8:57 PM Phil
Didn’t know anyone but been in that building dozens of times.
So sad.
Woo Hoo! Retirement coming up!

8:59 PM Sassy
Hope I’m better at staying out of the workforce than you are!

Did you see the photos of the new Star Wars land at DisneyLand?

The Millennium Falcon blew me away!

9:32 PM Phil
It’s spectacular. We got a pretty good look when we were there.

I suck at this retired thing

9:34 PM Sassy
Indeed! But that’s fine… whatever works, kid.

9:38 PM Phil
I still enjoy making a difference

9:39 PM Sassy
I am looking for ways to do that… who knows what?!

9:41 PM Phil
Good for you, many ways to be impactful.

10:49 PM Sassy
The Red Sox won one! Whee!

by

Find a bulge

May 26, 2019 Sunday

10:52 AM Sassy
Tried the venerable The Plough and Stars in Cambridge

Facade
Fun entrance tile
Interior
Irish breakfast – 2 fried eggs, Irish bacon, 2 bangers, 
black & white pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, toast
Poached eggs with pork confit and Hollandaise sauce
and an English muffin
Cheddar grits

11:04 AM Sassy
Desserts at The Plough and Stars in Cambridge!

Blueberry cheesecake 
with fresh strawberries and blueberries and whipped cream
Chocolate bundt cake 
with fresh strawberries and blueberries and whipped cream
3:34 PM Phil
Just my leg?
Taking a break during spring cleaning.
Changing the hot tub water and washing down the porch. Hope you are enjoying the day.
  
3:34 PM Sassy
I was thinking that my fingers would likely stray higher… hope to find a bulge!
4:11 PM Phil
There is a bulge there now
4:11 PM Sassy
Mmm… I’ll check it out, rub a bit.
4:20 PM Phil
Mmmm, I love rubbing, the bulge will grow.
4:22 PM Sassy
I have a new toy! The Lelo SONA. It’s sonic…sound waves instead of vibrations
4:41 PM Phil
How is that? That sounds amazing.
4:42 PM Sassy
I’m still figuring it out but when I hit that spot…ooo
4:44 PM Phil
Oh fuck that hot! 
Just read the reviews. Said it hits areas of your clit, no other toy does
4:44 PM Sassy
The silver bullet is still my favorite
4:44 PM Phil
Just sent my cock into overdrive
Damn girl
4:45 PM Sassy
You got me revved up, had to do something
4:45 PM Phil
[photo of his erect cock in his hand]
4:46 PM Sassy
Yeah I didn’t believe the hype on their site but a pal said his wife adores it so I took a chance
4:46 PM Phil
Me too
4:47 PM Sassy
Yum! I need to lick you!
4:47 PM Phil
Lick away baby. Out on the back porch
Rub that tasty pussy
4:48 PM Sassy
Crawl into my bed, put your knees on either side of my head, hold on to the headband and put that cock down my throat!
4:49 PM Phil
Mmmm, fuck your hot mouth
4:49 PM Sassy
I want you to
4:49 PM Phil
Take it deep, swallow my cock
4:50 PM Sassy
Ready to suck
4:50 PM Phil
Oh yeah, love your hot mouth
4:50 PM Sassy
And stroke those balls
4:51 PM Phil
You keep that up and you will be rewarded by hot cum shooting down your throat
4:52 PM Sassy
Mmm…that’s my goal! Adore feeling you spurt hot white cun into me
4:53 PM Phil
Suck it Sass, follow that up by shoving my cock inside your tight wet pussy and shooting a load deep inside you
4:54 PM Sassy
Play with my clit and I’ll explode too
4:55 PM Phil
Take it babe, down your throat, deep inside you, let me rub that hard clit
4:56 PM Sassy
Grab a tit too…triple treat!
4:56 PM Phil
We aren’t done till you have had an explosive orgasm. I’ll lick and suck your clit till you cum
You know my hands will be all over your magnificent tits, squeezing a nipple
Might even slide down and shove my tongue up your ass
I got a great view of your tight little hole and it was screaming for attention
4:59 PM Sassy
Oh my
4:59 PM Phil
Fingers rubbing your clit, seems like a good thing
Maybe a finger in your pussy and a finger in your ass
Fucking both
5:00 PM Sassy
I enjoy all your touches
5:01 PM Phil
And of course slipping between your tits and fucking that wonderful channel
Damn girl
Cum for me baby
Let me lick that toy clean
5:03 PM Sassy
It’s very wet and sticky
5:04 PM Phil
The way I like it
Wet sticky pussy juices, your juices, mmm mmm
5:04 PM Sassy
I just had that thing where every muscle twitched and pulsed
5:05 PM Phil
I love when you twitch and pulse
You did that on my cock when I exploded inside you
5:08 PM Sassy
You are a big help to make it happen
5:08 PM Phil
That makes me so happy! Send me a picture of your beautiful tits
5:08 PM Sassy
You stroking over there?
5:09 PM Phil
Oh god yes
5:10 PM Sassy
5:11 PM Phil
[1:26 min slow motion video of him stroking his cock]
Your nipples are hard, begging to be sucked
Took the nightshirt off, I love it
I like you naked
So happy I was able to help you get off! You have made me cum so many times and so wonderfully. When cum is hitting my chin, that’s a great orgasm
5:16 PM Sassy
I wish that was my hand
5:17 PM Phil
Thank you babe for the great shots and a wonderful afternoon distraction. Trust me, I wish it was your hand too!
5:17 PM Sassy
5:18 PM Phil
Can’t help but jerk off while you are playing and sharing
5:18 PM Sassy
Made my day!
5:18 PM Phil
Always a pleasure to cum with you, on you or in you
  
5:19 PM Sassy
Ha ha ha
5:20 PM Phil
It’s just special to me. Always has been.
5:21 PM Sassy
That video is wicked hot!
Thanks kid! I adore our play dates!
5:24 PM Phil
6:22 PM Phil
Still throbbing, looking at your pics. 
There is nothing on line more exciting than you. Thank you
 
9:26 PM Sassy

Late supper at The 99 in Somerville – chicken with chicken and chicken!

Gold fever wings with fresh carrots and blue cheese dressing 
Southwest chicken bowl for Hubby
Fried chicken with corn, mashed potatoes and gravy
10:49 PM Phil
At it again, looking at you
[photo of his erect cock in his hand]
by

In the mood to ride

May 4, 2019 Saturday (part 2) 
10:02 PM Phil
Stroking, thinking of you
10:03 PM Sassy
Mmmm…
Want a photo or two for inspiration?

10:03 PM Phil
Oh yeah
[photo of his erect cock]

Been thinking about cumming all day

10:06 PM Sassy
Well hello there!

Is that different from most days?

[photo of me standing full frontal nude in a hotel room in front of a big mirror with a bed in the background]

10:07 PM Phil
Well today was mostly cumming in you

10:07 PM Sassy
Aha!
There’s a full frontal from yesterday

10:07 PM Phil
Oh yeah, so hot

Like to be on my knees with my tongue buried in your pussy

10:09 PM Sassy
Oh my…that would get me going!

10:10 PM Phil
I know

10:10 PM Sassy
The thought is making me squirm right now!

10:10 PM Phil
I like to make you squirm

10:11 PM Sassy

10:11 PM Phil
My tongue probing, flicking, sucking

Would love to suck, kiss and lick those

Rub this pre cum on your nipples and lick it off

It’s sweet tonight, licked it off my fingers

Dessert

10:14 PM Sassy
Yum
There’s a couple more for your collection. ; )

10:15 PM Phil
I love them. Going to shoot all over them

Thank you for sharing babe.

10:17 PM Sassy
I’m in the mood to ride. I could be your cowgirl

10:17 PM Phil
I never get tired of looking at you

Ride baby, ride

10:17 PM Sassy
Awww… you are so sweet! Straddle your hips

10:17 PM Phil
Take it deep

10:17 PM Sassy
Bounce
Arch my back
Drive you so deep.

10:18 PM Phil
Fuck me Sass, ride my cock

10:18 PM Sassy
Put you where it’s hot
Wet
Tight
Squeeze you
10:19 PM Phil
Love your tight, hot pussy
10:19 PM Sassy
Tell you how fantastic you help me feel!

10:20 PM Phil
Take my cock, so hot, wet

10:21 PM Sassy
I want it all

10:22 PM Phil
Damn babe, so good, lean forward, give me those nipples

10:22 PM Sassy
Put your finger on my clit kid

10:23 PM Phil
Oh yeah, hear you moan
Want to lick it, suck it
Sweet pussy, wet, clit swollen

10:25 PM Sassy
I adore watching you as I ride..

Yeehaw!

10:26 PM Phil
Head thrown back, loving the feeling of you fucking me
Fuck me Sass, ride my cock babe
So hot
Want to fill you with cum, shot after shot deep inside you

10:48 PM Sassy
Oh man… my insides are rolling

by

Toy Tit Cum

March 11, 2019 Monday

6:28 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Have a marvelous Monday!

7:28 AM Phil
Good morning! Have a great one!

5:08 PM Phil
They offered me the Job I interviewed for. 

[Fancy title redacted]

5:17 PM Sassy
Wow! When did you interview for that?

5:19 PM Phil
Two weeks ago. 

Small office. Kind of did it on a whim.

5:19 PM Sassy
Closer to home?

5:20 PM Phil
Be responsible for a lot of people and programs

5:20 PM Sassy
Wow… that’s fast to get an offer. You want it?

5:21 PM Phil
About the same distance but country roads rather than highway
They didn’t waste any time. 

I think I do.
Opportunity to travel to around the country to places I like.

5:22 PM Sassy
Oooh
I have to drive home… you around tonight?

5:23 PM Phil
Yep

5:23 PM Sassy
I can send you naughty photos. 

  

5:23 PM Phil
Drive carefully

I’d like that!

8:36 PM Sassy
Hiya!

8:36 PM Phil
Hey there!

[photo of his naked legs up on his recliner with the TV in the background]

8:37 PM Sassy
Nice legs!
What are you watching?

8:37 PM Phil
Hawaii five O

8:37 PM Sassy
Nice toes too!

I have a pal who moved to Hawaii and was on that show!

8:37 PM Phil
Ha!

  

8:40 PM Sassy
I was thinking of you last week and playing and took some pics
Been meaning to share
Is now good?

8:41 PM Phil
Oh absolutely!

8:42 PM Sassy
There are 3.

8:43 PM Phil
Ooooh
I like that one

8:43 PM Sassy

8:45 PM Phil
Silver bullet

[photo of his erect cock in his hand, sticking out of his shorts]

8:46 PM Sassy
Oooh…wanna lick!

8:46 PM Phil
I like it!

Lick away

8:47 PM Sassy

If you click you can see some fur

8:47 PM Phil
I see the fur and curled toes
Needs a hard thrusting cock

8:49 PM Sassy
Oh yes
I was thinking of that
And a tongue

8:50 PM Phil
I have both

  

Sounds like a delightful way to spend an evening
Bet we could get that fur wet

8:52 PM Sassy
I have a couple different pics…if you want to see some cum?

8:52 PM Phil
Absolutely

8:53 PM Sassy

8:54 PM Phil
Lovely! Like the color too!

8:54 PM Sassy
Kinda random but could spur the imagination

8:54 PM Phil
I don’t need much to do that. Show me your tits

8:57 PM Sassy

8:59 PM Phil

[Video of him jerking off in the shower]

Mmm yeah…thank you!

9:00 PM Sassy
Mmmm…I want to be doing that!
And lots of other things with you.

9:03 PM Phil
Be much more fun if you were stroking it
Slow and easy, twisting, licking

9:05 PM Sassy
Yes! And some sucking… slurping

9:05 PM Phil
Oh yes please!
Nothing like it
Use that natural lubrication

9:09 PM Sassy
We could have an oral night… you flick my clit with your talented tongue and I take care of you with my magic mouth!

9:11 PM Phil
That would be delightful. Watching you squirm and thrust and moan.

9:12 PM Sassy
You do drive me wild

9:12 PM Phil
You do have a talented mouth
And throat and hands

9:13 PM Sassy
I would use them all to drive you wild!

9:14 PM Phil
Mmmm, I like that a lot

9:16 PM Sassy
I adore how you react

9:17 PM Phil
Make it last, bring me to the edge again and again, make me moan

9:18 PM Sassy
Slow and sexy… might use my breasts too

9:19 PM Phil
Oh yeah, so soft, sliding between them
Would love to cum between them
Take a picture of your tits covered by my cum, slick and shiny

9:23 PM Sassy
I want to watch that… feel it… smell it…
Definitely!

9:24 PM Phil
The sweet smell of cum
Make them shiny and then lick and suck them clean

9:26 PM Sassy
Ooooh makes me so wet to imagine

9:36 PM Phil

[Video 18 seconds of him standing on a hardwood floor cumming]

9:38 PM Sassy
Wow! Fun to see you making a mess.

  

9:38 PM Phil

9:38 PM Sassy
Thanks for showing me!

9:38 PM Phil
Thank you!

9:41 PM Sassy
Sweet sexy dreams!

9:45 PM Phil
You too sweet girl

9:47 PM Sassy
Nic Petit, the musher who’s been leading the race most of the time for a week is stuck between checkpoints less than 200 miles from the finish line while his dogs are on strike. Argh!

French musher was leading Iditarod, but then his dogs quit

by

Hot Tub Threesome

February 23, 2019 Saturday
8:09 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!

8:10 AM Phil
Good Morning!

8:11 AM Sassy
Promise – no “massages” in FL. What a mess Bob Kraft is in!

8:14 AM Phil
Ha ha! I actually feel for the guy! 

Everyone knows about those places. 
Seems like the dude could have paid an escort or something smarter than a happy ending place!
8:16 AM Sassy
It is puzzling
Is it making news down there?

8:18 AM Phil
As a football fan, I belong to all of the Facebook fans groups so it was instantly splashed everywhere. They were not very sympathetic. I think he is a good guy that got caught in a bad situation

Never did get my jollies out of others discomfort

8:19 AM Sassy
5 of the top 10 read articles in the Boston globe

Including one about an endowed professor at Brandeis under Kraft’s name who studies sex slavery and in theory has to put his name on everything she does

8:21 AM Phil
I believe it. I don’t like his football team but I don’t wish any of them anything bad. It’s a shame that people are so giddy about the rich guy getting caught.

8:23 AM Sassy
It’s also partly because he’s a supporter of the President

8:23 AM Phil
oh nice. Those places really are all about sex slavery. They move those girls from place to place and there is nothing legal about the activities. They get busted in DC and Maryland all the time and there are always articles about them.

crazy times

8:24 AM Sassy
The police have been working that here too, in hotels

8:25 AM Phil
the oldest profession is still very much alive and well and the old Combat Zone was some kind of place

There are plenty of ways for consenting adults to hook up that are perfectly legal.

8:28 AM Sassy
Hope they didn’t snare a gaggle of military men

8:41 AM Phil
No actually, it tends to be truckers and business men. Apparently there were other high profile people picked up in that raid.

8:43 AM Sassy
Yeah, heard on the radio there are “bigger names” to be announced

8:48 AM Phil
geez, everyone wants to see the mighty fall. Just makes me sad. Work your entire life, considered to be a great all around guy and then fall into this mess. I see this every single day. Good people who didn’t do something they should have done or did something they should not have done and it costs them everything.. Some days it’s just depressing to see

8:49 AM Sassy
Have to hope it blows over I suppose, and the women get a better life
Though sports fans have long memories

9:40 AM Phil
Yep! Off on an adventure! Enjoy the day sweet girl 

[Kissing emoji with a heart]
4:41 PM Sassy
Reminds me of your hot tub

[photo of two men and a woman in a hot tub having sex]

5:01 PM Phil
Mmmmm, why thank you!

5:02 PM Sassy
You are most welcome!
Definitely sparked my imagination

5:04 PM Phil
Looks like great fun!

I love your imagination

 : )

5:08 PM Sassy
I was focusing on where your cock and his hands were

5:09 PM Phil
I like both!

5:10 PM Sassy
Nothing like a meaty sandwich

5:11 PM Phil
Never done that but sure looks like fun

5:12 PM Sassy
Heard it’s tricky but works if the men are friends

5:14 PM Phil
You would have to get in rhythm and you can’t be weird about touching the other guy.

5:16 PM Sassy
FB won’t let me paste the tumbler link…prudes

5:16 PM Phil
Awwwww

5:16 PM Sassy
It’s – 
couple4 fun . Tumblr. Com

Take out spaces.

   : )

5:17 PM Phil
I’ll look. Sounds like fun

Made me hard thinking about it.
Actually it was you thinking about it that got me hard

5:19 PM Sassy
That photo and my big silver bullet and thoughts of you sent me over the edge

Can’t decide if we planned it, or we were having fun and he stumbled in by accident

5:21 PM Phil
Ummmmm, I hoped you were playing.
Need to go do myself

I’ll dig up a photo of you, always works!

Glad I had some part

   : )

Found a quiet spot and some lotion

5:28 PM Sassy
Mmm
Wish I could touch
Taste

5:31 PM Phil

😛

by

Funky American Woodcock

January 9, 2019 Wednesday
6:51 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Have a wonderful Wednesday!

10:37 AM Phil
Good morning! Getting cold here. 

Happy  day!
10:39 AM Sassy
My “little sister” turned 50 yesterday. How wacky is that?!

10:39 AM Phil
Wow! We are getting old!

10:40 AM Sassy
We had the entire classy wine bar just for her friends and family to celebrate with her.

10:41 AM Phil
Cool!

10:41 AM Sassy
You would’ve liked the place

Open bar, lots of special dips and breads, passed appetizers…yum

I’m home playing with toys. ; )

3:58 PM Phil
Sounds like my kind of place. I like toys!
4:00 PM Sassy
Wish I could play with you!

4:00 PM Phil
Me too! I’ve got a toy

4:04 PM Sassy
Oh yeah?

4:07 PM Phil
It grows when you rub it or blow on it

4:07 PM Sassy
Oh! I’d like that. No batteries. 

4:09 PM Phil
Nope! It’s heated too

4:10 PM Sassy
Nice!
May I lick it?

4:11 PM Phil
Absolutely. It throbs when you do that and may leak

4:13 PM Sassy
S’okay… I can swallow it.
  

May have to suck on it…

4:15 PM Phil
It will grow and get harder and may thrust a bit too

4:22 PM Sassy
Mmm…sounds good.

A woodcock dancing!

Funky American Woodcock

This male American woodcock has some glide in his stride and some dip in his hip. Here he is performing an early morning “sky dance” to woo the woodcock ladies in springtime at Moosehorn National Wildlife Refuge in Maine. 

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Footage by Keith Ramos / USFWS
Center for Biological Diversity

4:27 PM Phil
He’s got the motion down

  
4:27 PM Sassy
Such funky fun!

4:29 PM Phil
Ha!

4:29 PM Sassy
I’d dance for you

4:31 PM Phil
Shake that thang

4:37 PM Sassy

4:40 PM Phil
Love it! Makes my toy grow

4:41 PM Sassy
I was hoping it might

4:42 PM Phil
That started when you mentioned toys

  
4:43 PM Sassy
Mmmm

4:44 PM Phil
You can always make my cock leap to attention.

4:48 PM Sassy

I get pretty wet when you’re around

4:50 PM Phil
[photo of his erect cock]

I get pretty hard around you. Good combination!

I have ideas for that sweet wet pussy

4:57 PM Sassy
It needs attention

5:00 PM Phil
I have a longer tongue, thick fingers, and a stiff cock. Will those do?

A tongue on your clit and a toy should get things started

7:58 PM Sassy
Mmmm…. I closed my eyes to imagine that and fell asleep!
8:09 PM Sassy
Hope you went on and had fun.

8:13 PM Phil
I did, imagined exploding on your fabulous tits

8:17 PM Sassy
Yum.

8:21 PM Phil
[photo of his legs in sweatpants with bare feet on the coffee table and a dog stretched out on his lap]

Thank you for the suggestion.

8:45 PM Sassy
Awww… puppy! She is so sleek!

And TOES! 

  

9:02 PM Phil
Ha!

9:04 PM Sassy
They always make me think of a magical night in a hotel room in RI with your feet in my hands and a plate of snacks and your stories

9.09 PM Phil
[smiling emoji with hearts around it]

11:41 PM Sassy
A nifty photo from The Golden Globes of members of the band Queen, the movie producer, actors from the movie and the band’s long time manager!