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Here with you

February 10, 2017 Friday

From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Feb 10, 2017 at 7:56 AM

Subject: Sassy, It’s Friday!
Sassy,
Happy Friday! Remember two weeks ago! I sure do! And only one week until we meet again! Can’t wait! Got me “up” this morning! Thinking of you makes it so much easier to start my day!
Roads were awful this AM, so drive carefully and be safe!
Did you have any moments to steal away with Gigi? In one week, you won’t need her!
Hugs then I ravish your beautiful body!
Take care,
T

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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy 
Date: Friday, February 10, 2017 9:34 AM
Subject: Friday, Friday, Friday 
Sassy,
I thought you were trying to cook more! I’m sure you are awesome in that department too! I made a chicken parm with me wife yesterday. It was great, but not what one should eat before snow blowing! Took me hours to blow the driveway, shovel the walk and take the snow off the roof on the oldest part of the house! I was beat, but my back is holding up fine! But I could always use a massage in that department!!!!
Looks like our man Trump is screwing up left and right! Impeachment is now favored by 40% of Americans! Hope we can be that lucky! I do want him around for two years so Dems can take back congress.
Do you have any new stories? You should write one we can “act” on Friday! It could include lots of oral! And then snuggling in bed after! I do miss your embrace!
Well I am off to write a quiz. Gotta keep people learning! 

Hugs with hot passionate love after, then some more hugs!
Take care,
T
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri Feb 10, 2017 at 3:45 PM
Re: Friday, Friday, Friday
Hiya hot stuff!  How’s my favorite T today?  
The roads were mostly clear here – I stuck to the big ones.  Work was nuts trying to catch up from being out yesterday, but the payroll is done and the prep for a big event next Wednesday and I am outta here!  
I hate cooking and I am bad at it, but I am trying to do better!  My health and my purse need me to!  
So glad you survived all that snow moving!  I am definitely appreciating condo life with underground parking today!  Is your cold gone?  How’s your wife?  Hope everyone is feeling better!  
Trump vexes me so.  I have to take deep breaths and mostly ignore him to keep going.  I did enjoy seeing Rosie O’Donnell made up as Bannon.  And the new Senator Warren action figure!  
Why do you have to write quizzes?  You can’t use the ones from last year?  Or do they share so that’s dicey?  Sorry to ask basic questions – I’ve never been around a trainer close up before!  
Hubby’s leg is bad and he fell this morning on the ice, so I’m headed to the doctor’s office with him.  Whee.  Spare a healing thought for him.  
Have a wonderful weekend!  Find me online?  I don’t have much planned except a community project meeting on Sunday at 5 pm.  
I will be thinking of you and Gigi-ing!  I’ll dig up something sexy to send.  🙂 
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri, Feb 10, 2017 at 4:17 PM
Re: Friday, Friday, Friday

Sassy,
Hope hubby’s leg is ok! Will spare him a few thoughts! But not the type I have for you! I reuse tests from year to year, but quizzes reflect more day to day stuff!
What is your big event Wednesday? You in charge or do the thankless logistics? Any blowback from your bosses boss talk!
Well I got to get that $&@! snow blower going again before dark! How I am envious of your cond! But a little more envious of Gigi!
Write later and I hope we can meet on line!
Hugs and wet passionate kisses!
Take care,
T
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri Feb 10, 2017 at 10:37 PM
Re: Friday, Friday, Friday
Hiya hot T, 
Hope you’re having a relaxing night.  
I went to urgent Care with Hubby and saw his doctor at 4:15 pm. He sent him to xray.  Back to doctor.  No broken bones.  Phew.  Quick snack at Au Bon Pain at 5:15 pm, then on to Mt Auburn Hospital for ultrasound.  No clots.  Phew.  So dropped him at home, ran to the grocery store for Turkey breast, veggies, stuffing… home, dinner…whee!   So we know what it’s not re: Hubby’s leg, but not what it is or any treatment ideas.  Bleh
Gigi and I just had a lovely adventure, so I’m mellow and thinking of you and Friday and mmm… I’m off to sleep.  Maybe I’ll dream of sucking and licking you!  
Take care.  Keep misbehaving! Mwah mwah mwah mwah

-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri, Feb 10, 2017 at 11:38 PM
Re: Friday, Friday, Friday
Sassy,
On a serious note, doctors, tests, hospitals is an enormous stress. How are you holding up? Do you need to unload? I am here if you need to talk and process! I care!
Now, glad to hear that they know what it is not. But the real fight is to find out what it is! What sucks in our humanity devoid, test and data driven society, is to see that a person is still in pain! That THE person gets lost in the tests. That they can’t see past the test. Are you the advocate for your hubby? It is a fight worth fighting, and maybe some day they will look past the $ and attend the person. I had to deal with doctors for my kids and I am still shell shocked by those doctors. Keep up until they answer all your questions!
We should try to talk Sunday if we can’t chat tomorrow. We got more snow on the way so I don’t know what free time I have until I do my lesson plans Sunday night! I enjoy our talks so much!
Here is a big hug and whatever it takes to lessen your stress! You are a great person! That’s why I enjoy you so much (along with a long list of other things I enjoy about you, just ask Sunday if you want that list).
Sleep well and take care of yourself!
Take care,
T
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Strapped

February 4, 2017 Saturday
From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Sat Feb 4, 2017 8:10:13 AM 
Subject: Re: I miss your embrace! 
Hiya T!  Thanks for letting me know you made it to PA.  I was thinking of you.  
Do you find it tough to keep quiet about us?  I found it exceedingly hard when I started – I was used to being able to say whatever – but I have learned to filter well!  
Are you staying with family or in a hotel?  Is you wife with you?  Just trying to “context” you.  
Glad you like Bonnie Raite.  She has so many hot intense songs… “Let’s Give Em Something to Talk About” or “I Can’t Make You Love Me.”
Hubby went off to a party tonight in Waltham so I had the place to myself.  I played with my darling Gigi 2!  
No big weekend plans for me.  I got invited to a Super Bowl party… not sure if I’ll be up for going or not.  We’ll see!  
Enjoy the family! Hugs with naughty words whispered in your ear! 
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Sat Feb 4, 2017 at 9:40 AM
Re: I miss your embrace!
Sassy,
Don’t be a party pooper! Go to the Super Bowl party. Nobody watches the game, it’s about eating, drinking and seeing friends.
I came alone and am staying in my unmarried brothers house which was our home growing up. Sleeping in my childhood bed, could there be anything more comforting to go back to when sad.
Not sure if I feel better this morning but bro and I are getting the PA style breakfast: egg, cheese and Taylor ham on a bulky roll at a truck stop. Can’t explain the place, you have to see it and have history with it. The taste is unique and I’m scared to know how!
Yes it is hard, but also easy not to tell someone about us. I tend to be private at work, and my guy friends don’t “talk” about deep things. You are my talk deep person (and wild sex).
Brother is getting up, so I’ll finish this later! Put in some sexy talk!
Hugs and wet kisses
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Sat Feb 4, 2017 at 11:49 PM
Subject: Missed you today!
Sassy,
I so missed hearing from you today! I so treasure your words. 

I just got back from a pig roast with 600 Italians who, as tradesman, either were ripped off by trump, or had a boss stiffed by trump who refused to pay for work done on his properties! It was good to hear that he is a sham and it will come out! The food was amazing, but I think you taste better and rather been with you!
I want to make Monday work but am somewhat embarrassed that since I just paid tuition for my youngest, I am strapped for cash (credit card is way we men get caught). I do not want you to think I am using you. So, if you want, my house is free from 9:00 AM on. Or we can meet for coffee and talk. I find you so intoxicating that I just need to see you! So think about Monday and maybe we can work something out! I want and need you, but I don’t want you to feel I use you. You are very special and I don’t want to loose that!
I hope to hear from you tomorrow so we can work things out, but I really need a hug from you! I miss your warm, understanding embrace!
Take care,
A hopeless Romantic

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February 5, 2017 Sunday
From: Sassy 
To: TimmyTim
Date: Sun Feb 5, 2017 12:05 AM 
Subject: Re: Missed you today! 
Hiya hot stuff, 
Wow… your evening event sounds spectacular! Never been to a pig roast.  
Sorry… I thought I wrote you this morning.  Doh.  I had a quiet day… needed the down time I suppose.  I got up late, ordered blueberry pancakes and bacon delivered, then went back to bed for a long nap!  Tonight I bopped around the net, reading the good news that the things have mostly gotten back to normal as the State Dept. and Homeland Security can ignore the stupid muslim ban for now, thanks to a judge in Seattle.  Phew!  
You make me feel so special, yearning to see me.  I definitely want to see you! If it’s just a money thing, no worries.  I can take care of it. If you can pop into town to the hotel, that is easiest for me so I don’t have to drive somewhere twice to check in Sunday and then go back Monday?  That could work a lot of times, but driving the night of the Super Bowl is fraught with peril.  Morning is a tough time to check-in at hotels… I am leery of being at your house, curious though I am to see it.  Maybe when I know you better? 

Could you visit me here?  There is underground parking. Hubby is usually away on Mondays.  Let’s make a plan!  
What time are you driving back?  Could I call you on the road? 
Hope you have an easy drive back.  Hugs with my hand in your front pocket so I can hug John Henry too! 
-S


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Satisfier Pro 2

February 3, 2017 Friday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri 
Feb 3, 2017 at 6:10 AM
Subject: If it were only last Friday!
Sassy,
How I wish it was last Friday! I remember that first kiss, our lips touching, my hands running all over your body! I did not plan for us to have such a beautiful, intimate encounter, but you turned me on so much in the back of the car. It was so right! I have no regrets, just incredible memories that get me through the lonely times!
So, sleepy head, time to wake up, with a smile, remembering last Friday with anticipation of more sensual times ahead!
I will write you again when I get to work!
Until then, warm memories of making love to a beautiful woman washes over my body, makes me yearn for her, want her touch, need her company, desire her body, intertwine our souls in sexual bliss!
Take care,
Tim
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri 
Feb 3, 2017 at 10:18 AM
Subject: I miss your embrace!
Sassy,
How is your day at work? New training started, so I created some fun units. Hope they find them as fun as I do.
So my google stalking was successful? I think you found everything I said true. Well, at least it did not send you running. Good thing that my serial killer past has been buried 😉 but you never told me what juicy tibits I would find in your search!
Last night my wife got us tickets to Caberet at the Boston Opera House. The show was awesome, great acting, singing and music. Just wish I felt better since I was dying at the end. Strongly recommend it! 
This weekend I’m going to visit my little bro in PA. There is a big male only pig roast at the Italian American Club Saturday night! It is always a great time and I know he is hurting since the anniversary of my sister’s death is coming up. Should be a very cathartic weekend!
So what were these new German toys you found? They sound like fun. I want to hear all the racy details!
I know it might be too quick, but I am free Monday from 9:00 AM I till 2:00ish. Could we try to at least meet and talk if not make hot passionate love! I just keep drifting into day dreams about what our bodies could do together!
As always, I am thinking of you and some time we can steal away. Even if it is just talking. You are an amazing women and I look forward to just spending time with you (bonus if we are naked). Say hi to your Classics friend for me! Can’t wait to hear from you again!
Hugs with gentle nibbling on you thighs!
Take care
T
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From: Sassy 
To: TimmyTim
Date:  Fri Feb 3, 2017 6:22:57 PM 
Subject: Re: I miss your embrace! 
Hi T!  
I miss you too.  I am so intrigued and want to learn more and do more!  
My office is quiet today, working through payroll. telling everyone what meetings are on the calendar for next week (because they are too busy to look at the calendar?), updating the phone list – boss is at the other office!  I am taking a lunch today and spending it with you!  
With any luck I don’t exist on Google.  I am a sexy silly sensual Sassy part of a boring woman who thrives on privacy.  Ha!  Maybe one day soon you can google her and see what I mean.  
Hope you have a grand time in PA!  Looks like fine weather to travel.  It is so wonderful that you can get in on the fun down there and support your brother.  Your sister would want you to smile and remember then go on and have fun!  
Ah Cabaret!  My parents took me to see the movie when I was 12, not realizing what it was about.  Of course, I didn’t get what it was really about until I watched it a couple more times as an adult.  It is a particularly apropos script for these strange times. 
The toy is called Satisfyer Pro 2 
https://www.amazon.com/Satisfyer-360018-Pro-2/dp/B01EY8XG6I
It is clit-specific and have some wacky membrane and vacuum thing that pulses and sucks.  Ah, those German engineers.  Probably too fancy for me, but fun to read about people developing technology for pleasure! 
Wow! Monday?  I want to see you Monday!!  Could you meet me at the La Quinta Hotel in Somerville?  Googles maps says it’s less than an hour from your place. What time? They have a $94 room rate for Sunday/Monday.  It has free parking and is just off I-93 or Rte 28 near Rte 16 next to the Assembly Square Mall.  I could go over and check in on Sunday night and we could have the morning until check-out time, then lunch or I can see if I can finagle late check-out. I probably should get to the office by 1:30 pm. 
Have a safe trip!  Hugs with my hands in your hair and staring into your eyes!
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Feb 3, 2017 at 11:09 PM
Re: I miss your embrace!
Sassy,
Made it down to the great historic state of PA! There was an accident, so it took me extra long, but I am safe and sound! I went to dinner with my little bro and oldest bro. We had a great time at a bar – ate a bacon cheese burger an a Omegon wheat beer. We had a great time talking about everything and nothing!
My oldest brother is in a bad marriage and I wish I could tell him everything about us. But I don’t think he’d understand. If he only knew how beautiful it could be!
I finally got to read the Bonny Raight song! Yes it was awesome and I do like her music. I saw her dad in a play once at the North Shore theatre.
Need to get some sleep now! Will write tomorrow! Miss you very much!
Take care,
T

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Toys and Tunes

February 2, 2017 Thursday 
From: TimmyTIm
To; Sassy
Date: Thu Feb 2, 2017 at 9:33 AM
Re: hump day
Sassy,
Sorry I am cyber quiet today. I have this mean head cold! I am so stuffed up I can’t hear myself think. I should not be at work today, but I forgot my absentee web site PIN number, so I am here dying!
I will write a nice long email once I get home. 
Don’t read into my lack of communication this morning!
Hugs with decongestant!
Take care
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thu Feb 2, 2017 at 9:37 AM
Re: hump day
Awww honey…so sorry to hear the germs caught up with you. Dig into the serious tea.  I hope you feel much better soon!  
I’m in bed with the Gigi 2.  😀
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From: TimmyTIm
To; Sassy
Date: Thu Feb 2, 2017 at 1:44 PM
Re: hump day
Sassy,
Who did you google, me or my AM persona?  What did you find?  I have never googled myself.  I haven’t tried to google you, be honest, I wouldn’t know where to begin.  What would I learn about you?  Committed any crimes, bodies found in your closet? Wow, the cold meds make my brain go to different places!
How is Victoria? Don’t spoil it though, as soon as we finish “This is us,” we plan to get caught up.  I heard it is as good as Downton Abby.  I think I was meant to be born into that world and life style!  I guess my parents screwed up!
How did you Gigi II time go? What were you thinking about? What were you doing?  When John Henry and I spend time together, I think about going down on you. You are sooo beautiful and tasty! Oh no, John Henry just woke up! He’s such a bad boy!
When I drink, the little boy in me comes out.  I am not a volume drinker, I like to savor the flavor, and yes, about two times a year, I go out with some friends and we have a very smooth scotch and a good cigar!  Like to pretend I’m a rich banker!
Would you like to explore a second meeting?  I’ve been thinking of our plans for second class? How about you!
Huge with serious groping!
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thu Feb 2, 2017 at 2:40 PM
Re: hump day
Hiya hot stuff!  How’re you doing?  I am sending you healing vibes!  Do you like people to pay attention when you’re sick and cluck over you or leave you alone? 
I can’t believe you’ve never googled yourself!  I googled your real name, which is relatively unique. I found interesting obituaries, travel photos, your work site and a few other tidbits that were probably for other people with your name.  It mostly says that you are who you say you are.  🙂 
PBS “Victoria” is enthralling.  I read “Young Victoria” which covers about the same period and it is riveting to see it played out.  Did you hear there’s a Downton Abbey movie coming?  Julian Fellows confirmed it this week! 
Gigi helped me have a lovely time!  It’s much better when I don’t have to worry about Hubby nearby.  I was lying in bed looking at tumblr with it pressed on my clit.  I was fantasizing about taking photos of you au naturel outside somewhere, focusing on different parts of your body.  It got a little silly but then very sexy! 
Fascinating about the scotch… and the cigars.  Old flame taught me about that.  He gets very frisky after imbibing.  He’s a Glen Morangie or Lagavullan man.  
Were you nice to John Henry?  He can help you get better quicker… right?  
Let’s definitely plan a second meeting to explore and laugh and whatever else seems fun.  Remind me what the plans were? 
Send me a photo? 
Hugs with me nibbling… 
-S
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thu Feb 2, 2017 at 11:54 PM
Subject: Toys and tunes
Hiya!  Hope you are sound asleep, taking good care of yourself.  I had a long nap, so I am awake and thinking of you. 
I was reading a fun article about German sex toys I’ve never heard of.  It’s so good when someone else tries them out and writes about them in ways I can understand! 
Do you like Bonnie Rait?  I found a hot cover she did of an INXS tune about a year ago… good lyrics and music!   Here’s both for you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljrLWf7TYa8
“Need You Tonight”
Written by Michael Hutchence, Andrew Farriss
Provided to YouTube by Warner Music Group 
Bonnie Raitt Dig In Deep ℗ 2016 Redwing Records 

All you got is this moment
Twenty-first century’s yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that’s okay
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
You’re one of my kind
I need you tonight
‘Cause I’m not sleeping
There’s something about you girl
That makes me sweat
How do you feel
I’m lonely
What do you think
Can’t think at all
Whatcha gonna do
Gonna live my life
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
You’re one of my kind
I need you tonight
‘Cause I’m not sleeping
There’s something about you girl
That makes me sweat
So how do you feel
I’m lonely
What do you think
Can’t think at all
Whatcha gonna do
Gonna live my life
So how do you feel
I’m lonely
What do you think
Can’t think at all
Whatcha gonna do
Gonna live my life
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
So slide over here
And give me a moment
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
You’re one of my kind

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More than a booty call

January 29, 2017 Sunday

From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Sun Jan 29, 2017 at 9:20 AM
RE: Saturday night
Sassy,
Wow! Did you have a productive day! Washington post! You are really amazing inside and outside the bedroom! 
I had a bittersweet day. My friend was so happy we went down there for them. They are Italian, so the repast after the funeral was awesome. Great food, wine and conversation that was so life affirming. 
I had a big smile and an erection the whole way down. So you are officially John Henry approved. All I dream about is the next day we meet!
I have a ton of odds n’ ends to finish up today for work. I’ll write again later when I get some time. I think I’m addicted to you!
Hugs with oral sex!
Take care 
Tim or The Trainer or John Henry 
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTIm
Date: Sun Jan 29, 2017 at 11:28 AM
Re: Sunday songs
Good morning!  So wonderful to see your message and know that Friday was special for you.
I’m off to brunch but couldn’t leave without saying you rock!  And John Henry is yummy.   
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Sunday, January 29, 2017 2:57 PM
Subject: RE: Sunday songs
Sassy,
Hope you enjoy brunch! We went to Krispy Kreme and had a totally decadent brunch this morning! They are so good, but give you that sugar crash if you eat too many!
Can we promise going forward (I assume you do want to) that our relationship will be more than a “booty call”? I really enjoy talking to you, deep conversations and licking you from head to toe! You are a complete package and I don’t want to lose sight of that! Your name could also be Classy! But I like Sassy and do not want you to think that I do not respect you!
Have you had to use your Gigi 2 since Friday? I have some great memories until we meet again.
Hugs with orgasms!
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Sun Jan 29, 2017 at 10:26 PM
Re: Sunday songs
Good evening hot stuff!  Hope you had a productive day.  
Oh my… I adore Krispie Kreme!  I’m so sad we can’t get them here.  I first tasted them in NC years ago, hot off the machine… You are a lucky man!  I had a delicious brunch at the S&S Deli.  I went all out – ordered the Eggs Oscar – poached eggs on crispy potato pancakes with crab meat, asparagus and Hollandaise!  Washed it down with a non-alcoholic bloody Mary and OJ! and a side of bacon!  
Thank you for being you, and for wanting me, and for stating it.  Let me be clear in return. I want you.  Going forward, sideways, upside down… mmm… and I want to communicate – deep, silly, sexy, big things, little things, sharing as we can with no one else.  I hope to give you incredible pleasure and great memories when we are together, and be a source of smiles and support and sexiness in between.  
A certain toy did come out of the drawer as I started my post-prandial snooze this afternoon!  I thought I was too tired but I opened up the tumblr and went from here to there and another place and pressed the Gigi 2 against my clit at high speed, then closed my eyes and imagined you asking me to do that and taking a photo and BOOM!  🙂 🙂 
Hugs staring into your eyes! 
-S


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A Poem, Cartoon and Toy

January 25, 2017 Wednesday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 6:57 AM
Subject: It’s Hump Day!
Sassy,
Happy Hump day! After you wake up, then the week is practically behind you! I don’t celebrate hump day myself because I don’t have a hump partner!
Have a great, exciting day! Lots of exclamation marks because it goin’ to be that good!
One day closer to Friday! Can’t wait! Looking forward to hearing from you!
Hugs with humps for Hump Day!!
Take care,
Tim
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 8:39 AM
Subject: Catullus
Sassy,
A poem for a lady.
da mi basia, deinde centum,
Deinde mille altera, dein secunda centum/ 
deinde usque altera mille, deinde centum.
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred/ 
then another thousand, then a second hundred/ 
then immediately a thousand then a hundred.
This stanza of a poem of Catullus made me think of you.
Take care,
Tim
(Never quote Latin with English spell check on)
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Wed Jan 25, 2017 at 2:20 PM
Re: It’s Hump Day!
Hiya Tim!  
You are made of awesome!  Thank for starting my day off with your wonderful words.  And I got completely verklempt over the Catullus!  Human sexual longing lends itself to poetry so well.  That and the sunshine got me rolling along in a good direction!  
I am just now getting to lunch… two meetings and endless emails today.  I have been thinking of you and trying to write and someone stops in, or someone emails… argh!  
Can you please remind me what your timing is for Friday?  I think we said meet at 1 pm but I can’t recall if you said when you have to leave.  A friend nearby may meet me afterwards if the timing works.  She is flexible but if I can give her some idea, it would be helpful.  
Argh… my phone is ringing again… must dash.  But know that I am with you, seriously considering what it would be like to be your hump partner and so so eager for Friday!  Mwah!  
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 2:57 PM
Subject: Re: It’s Hump Day!
Sassy,
Any email from you makes my heart beat faster! I know you have a very different day, so do not worry. Know they are precious to me! I’ll be working tonight, so I probably will not write back until you are safely tucked into bed! But feel free to send me one!
I thought 1:00 PM was the appointed time. Just one question, but do not take it as a negative, is your friend a level of security? Will she be there the whole time? I am in no way questioning the meeting, just like to know to see what is up and be mentally prepared. We can chat about it tomorrow at 6:00. But again, do not read too deep into my question, just curious. I don’t know the end time, it’s either like 4:00 to get home (usually go out for drinks after work on Friday) or I say I’m held up at work, which would let me be with you until 9:00. No pressure, just options and if our chat was any sort of a time marker, not sure that would be enough time to even just talk! I will be on my best behavior and have no expectations, except that we are good friends. I do not want you to feel nervous, threatened, or uncomfortable. So just let me know where your mind is. 
So much I want to say, but I’ll save it for Friday or tomorrow’s chat.
Please know, friends first!
Hugs with appropriate groping and I hope I can read one more missive from my favorite pen pal! I just want to make this work. (And not call you a pen pal).
Take care,
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Wed Jan 25, 2017 at 8:28 PM
Re: It’s Hump Day!
Hiya Tom! 
Isn’t it lovely to have someone to write to?  And get emails back?!  I hope your work is going along well.  
Today was brutal at work, but it’s over.  I am home, have eaten and am so glad I have something else to think about and can “be with you” in email.  
Hooray for 1 pm Friday!  Looks like the weather will be good!  I am so psyched!  Can you make it be that time soon?!  
Sorry to put strange scenarios into your head.  Now I’m wondering if you’ve had meets with wacky women!  Hope not!  My friend is not going to be around! And I don’t have to see her if we decide to keep talking or whatever.  I warned her that might happen.  She doesn’t know the details of who I am seeing for what, just told her I was going to be out there. I don’t want any time pressure on us!  
My mind is quite calm about meeting you. We’ve set it up in a reassuring way.  I’m focused on the possibilities for good stuff – chai latte, conversation, looking into your eyes, laughing, touching. I’ve tucked my “likes and dislikes” list into my wallet.  I’m going to go lie down with a toy and think of you and Friday!  
Mwah!  
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Datet: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 8:59 PM
Subject: Re: It’s Hump Day!
Sassy, 
So glad I checked my emails between stacks of work! 
No, it was my mis-reading of your email coupled with that story of that abusive man! I guess I was being protective and was misplacing some of my worries about the bad meetings. I just want to have a fun, relaxing time with you and whatever that may entail! I am strangely calm about our getting together. In some ways I feel we are like two old friends getting together to talk about our lives since we last met. I know it sounds crazy, but you drive me (good) crazy!
I have thought of a good outfit to wear to work Friday so you will know it’s me when you enter Starbucks. But I want to keep you in suspense until we chat tomorrow night. Have you thought about what you are wearing? An old tee-shirt with cotton panties? 😜
Now John Henry has a question for you – what toy have you chosen for tonight? 
Well enough procrastinating for the time being! Hope you can write back tonight and I will check my phone periodically. I look forward to our chat tomorrow.
Keep calm and get a good night sleep!
Take care,
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Wed Jan 25, 2017 at 9:32 PM
Subject: Grammar Groping
Hiya T! 
A lot of my pals on my FB feed are moaning about having to work tonight, so you are in good company.   
I know what you mean about this meet.  I feel like I already have a lot of pieces of the Tim puzzle, just need to pop in a few more to see the big picture!  I am going to wear my “Sassy-go-to-meeting” outfit.  
Here’s a photo of tonight’s toy, which I didn’t get to use yet – the Gigi 2.  Hubby came home early.  But I may get to sneak off later.  


Here’s a little grammar humor.  
-S
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From: TimmyTIm
To: Sassy
Date: Wed Jan 25, 2017 at 9:55 PM
RE: Grammar Groping
Sassy,
Quick reply: loved the grammar joke! Maybe Friday, I can preposition you a bit, especially the under, over, next to and on top!
Hope you can get away and use that toy of yours, looks like fun! Someday you will have to show me how it works, never used a Gigi 2 on a partner. Not sure when that happens on the syllabus! But I must warn you, I am a fast learner!
Will Friday ever come?
Hugs with a big smile!
Take care,
Tim

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Slept With A Smile

January 17, 2017 Tuesday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Tues, Jan 17 at 8:05 AM
Subject: I Slept With A Smile Last Night!
Sassy,
I don’t have to be at work early so I have a few minutes to write. Sorry this will be a quick one! 
Thanks for your erotic story! I slept like a baby with a smile on my face after reading your story. I used to write erotica for my first wife. She loved role playing and the stories were her inspiration. I love to write, I ghost write most missives sent out by my bosses. I wrote a book once, but it was turned down since someone had beat me to that idea! Maybe you will inspire me to write again!
Now to your questions!
1. I was born, bred and raised in the great southern state of PA! I went to college in Upstate New York – ask me which one later. I followed my first love to Boston. I used going to grad school as my cover. That 2 year masters program was the best 10 years of my life! I married that first love and the rest is history. Where do you come from in upstate?
2. We have dogs and a cat.  We named them after baseball players. I adore baseball!  
3. Music: I love classical music of all types. I had very conservative parents who made us take up music in the 1st grade. So I chose the biggest loudest instrument I could find, the sousaphone. I thought if I practiced loud enough they would let me drop it for their sanity. But I became really good at it and won music awards and made the marching band. Wow, that plan backfired! 
I also like classic rock. My first wife loved folk music and we used to go to the Newport folk festival every year. I have not been able to listen to it since. Maybe someday you could play it for me. I think I would like that.
Wow, that Gigi 2 sure puts pressure on us guys! Thank you for sharing that, I will make a mental note when (if, hubris thing again) we are intimate. I do love going down on a woman, I guess I’m the original Gigi 101!
You have to love the difference between men and women! You ask about what types of porn and you talk about eyes and shoulders 😉 but seriously, I love a woman’s eyes! My first wife had stunning blue eyes and my present wife has sparkling blue eyes (see a trend here). I also love a woman’s hands (yes, I really mean her hands). When perving, I like everything about a woman’s body. Her breasts, behind, the whole package. I will spare you the salacious details unless you want to hear them. I like porn that has real people with real bodies. I like it with touching, foreplay etc. Does this help or scare you away :0
Again, thanks for your kind email last night! I slept with a big smile on my face! And yes, I feel chemistry here. You are a unique woman and I want to get to know you!
Take care (hugs with groping and gentle kisses running down your spine),
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date:  Tues, Jan 17 at 1:33 PM
Re: I Slept With A Smile Last Night!
Hiya Tim! 
Thank you for using your morning time to write to me!  What a treat!  
I decided to “spend my lunch hour with you!”  
So glad my scribbling made you smile.  I do a lot of writing.. started with a diary at age 12 and wrote daily drivel for 25 years, then branched out into more entertaining genres.  I feel more like a reporter most of the time, but people like my perspective.  I had mono during the grammar unit in middle school so I blame any strange improper sentence construction on that.  I mostly write business emails or stuff on Facebook these days, except when a nice man writes to me from AM and I go off the deep end in salacious conversation!  
Ah… PA.  What is it I’m supposed to ask… which township?  You don’t have to say.  I think of it as the state I have to drive through to get to see friends or family further south!  I was raised in a tiny town south of Albany. 
Wow…dogs and a cat…living together.  🙂  
I adore baseball too!  I wanted to be an umpire when I was little. I was raised by a diehard Yankees fan but have matured into a Red Sox fan.  My dad didn’t have a son, so he took me to the old Yankee stadium and taught me to score games and appreciate the history.  I used to see the Red Sox a lot in the 80’s and 90’s but have only been once lately.  I got to see Brock Holt hit for the cycle in June of 2015!  
My big sports addiction used to figure skating.  My sister and I traveled the world to see competitions from 1995 – 2007.  But the rules changes and astronomical price increases turned us off, so we only go when it’s close to home now.  
Do you have siblings?  I have a older sister who wants to be my second mother and that makes her… a challenge to interact with.  My younger sister is my best friend.  We do stuff together.  They are both close by.  When I say “Sis” I am talking about the younger one. 
The sousaphone?  Wow.  Makes me wonder about your lips.  Mmm… Do you still play at all?  I played the piano in high school but mostly focused on the chorus and glee club in college, and church choir for many years before I stopped being churched.  
Please don’t be threatened by the toys. They will never replace the human element!  I like porn that mostly doesn’t exist. I want to see a man and a woman, with real bodies and hair, that tells a sexy story… but most porn is aimed at het or gay men so I spend my time looking at it to find things to share with men!  And see what they are seeing, so I know what they think of as standard, even if it’s bizarre.  I will keep an eye out for blue-eyed beautiful women on my wanderings in the porniverse.  Never seen “perving” as a verb.  That’s fun!  I’m sure we’ll get into more details.  
Does 10 pm tonight still look good for a chat?  I can still do it.  I will warn you that I have been known to get quite sexy in online chat late at night.  I will try not to get too fresh unless you go that way. 
My spine is tingling now!  Thanks T!  Hope parts of you are electrified! 
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Tues, Jan 17 at 2:50 PM
Re: I Slept With A Smile Last Night!
Sassy,
Electrified would be putting it mildly! I am on for tonight around 10. I usually am not disrupted, but be forewarned if I need to take a quick break! You may be as salacious as you want!
Since we chat tonight, I will keep my musings short. But I am glad that you enjoy porn with real people, hair etc. I think that the vast majority of mainstream porn promotes people to have unreal, false expectations. But I know you are enlightened! 
Do want to talk about your life tonight before we traverse down other topics. 
Since family can be a boring topic, I’ll cover it here. I am one of 6. I have three older brothers and my sister was the oldest. She was only 65 when she passed away. I have one younger brother who I am very close to. My little bro and sister never married.
Can’t wait to chat tonight and really hug with some appropriate groping!
Take care,
Tim
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Munch on me

January 12, 2017 Thursday

7:48 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!  Happy Mom Visit day!

1:49 PM Sassy
Lunch with Sis at a new restaurant – The Hourly Oyster House in Harvard Square Cambridge

Raw bar sampler with oysters and lobster tail
lam chowder with sourdough croutons
Sis had a Banker’s lunch – clam chowder 
and grilled cheese with bacon and tomato on rye
Lobster spaghetti
Berry crumble for dessert


7:04 PM Sassy
It’s oven night! Scalloped potatoes with ham and green bean casserole!

8:58 PM Phil
Hey there! Mom is here!

8:59 PM Sassy
Yay!  You doing fun stuff with her?

9:00 PM Phil
I worked this afternoon but maybe tomorrow

9:01 PM Sassy
I’m playing  : )
9:20 PM Phil
Mmmm nice.
That’s a wonderful image. Lick your fingers for me

9:26 PM Sassy
Oh!  You are so hot.  Makes me wet!

9:30 PM Phil
Well, I’d lick them myself but I’m not there. 

Of course if I was there I could have my tongue buried in your pussy while you buzzed your clit with your favorite toy

9:30 PM Sassy
Mmm…you are in fine form.  I like the way you think!

9:34 PM Phil
Mmmm, I’m glad.  I like your sweet pussy. Wasn’t that long ago, I was licking your sweet juices from my fingers at the airport

I like being naked in your bed better, watching you suck my cock

9:35 PM Sassy
Let’s do that again.

9:35 PM Phil
That was fun
And very hot, took you to dinner still flushed, very sexy

9:37 PM Sassy
Thought of you at lunch today… Oysters and lobster

9:38 PM Phil
Oh yum!

9:38 PM Sassy
So fresh and tasty!  Like you!  : )

9:39 PM Phil
You are pretty tasty yourself  : P

9:40 PM Sassy
Munch on me.

9:43 PM Phil
Mmmm, be happy to eat you from your clit to deep inside, get your juices flowing and work my tongue lower to catch what runs down over your ass and then back up. Back and forth probing both places

9:45 PM Sassy
Mmmm…
Would squirm and shriek!

9:45 PM Phil
Hopefully in pleasure

9:45 PM Sassy
The best!

9:46 PM Phil
Makes my cock hard thinking about it

9:46 PM Sassy
I need chocolate
I like your cock.

9:46 PM Phil
You could drizzle a little chocolate on my cock

9:47 PM Sassy
Ooh!
Might put some on my breast
Need help getting it off
9:48 PM Phil
Mmmmm, be happy to lick and suck it off of your nipples
As my fingers occupy themselves on your clit

9:49 PM Sassy
Mmm mmmm mmm
I need to lick you…for a long time

9:51 PM Phil
Lick, suck, poke, probe, take me

9:52 PM Sassy
You betcha
You know I can

9:53 PM Phil
Replace my hand on my cock with…..

9:54 PM Sassy
Whatever you want

9:55 PM Phil
Hand first, then mouth, breast, pussy

9:57 PM Sassy
Perfect

9:58 PM Phil
You could end up with a mouth or pussy full of cum that way

9:59 PM Sassy
You could get squirted on!

10:00 PM Phil
Ooooh, damn baby, squirt on me, shoot that delightful juice in my mouth, I love it!
Let’s get slippery and sticky

10:01 PM Sassy
Yes please
Slip, slide, mess

10:02 PM Phil
That’s the best, entire room filled with the smell of cum.
Maybe slide a couple of those slippery fingers up my ass.  Mmmm, damn

10:05 PM Sassy
Loan you my big black butt plug?
10:06 PM Phil
You have a black butt plug?  I love it! 
Slide that baby into my ass, mmm that’s fucking hot

10:07 PM Sassy
Never opened it…sits in the draw waiting for the right moment
Or right man

10:07 PM Phil
Mmmm, I’ll give it a try

10:08 PM Sassy
You are made of awesome!
And fun too

Sassy
[photo of woman in a cafe crawling across the table to kiss the guy]

10:10 PM Phil
I can imagine you lubing my ass, getting me ready, fingers sliding the lube in, my cock jerking as you do, so hard

10:10 PM Sassy
Talking dirty

10:11 PM Phil
Fuck me Sass, slide that fat plug up my ass

10:12 PMSassy
Let it buzz

10:13 PM Phil
Oh hell yeah, grab my cock baby, stroke it, feel it throb

10:14 PM Sassy
I definitely want to

10:14 PM Phil
Throbbing now

10:15 PM Sassy
Watching your face

Can you play?

10:16 PM Phil
Eyes Rolled back, breathing hard

[photo looking down at his hard cock and balls sticking out of his shorts]

Like that?

10:17 PM Sassy
Oh yeah…

10:17 PM Phil
My cock has been in my hand the entire time

[photo of his cock in his hand]

10:18 PM Sassy
So happy to know that

10:17 PM Phil
Licking pre cum off my fingers

10:20 PM Sassy
Damn…so so hot!

10:21 PM Phil
Hope it aids your play

Let me shove that inside you and fuck you hard and deep, balls slapping against your ass

Oh yeah, hot tight pussy, um babe, feels so good

10:23 PM Sassy

[photo of my right breast with my hand holding it]

10:23 PM Phil
Ohhh there we go, like to rub that drop over that nipple and lick it off

10:24 PM Sassy
Yum

10:25 PM Phil
Wanna slide my cock in your hot mouth, suck me, oh yeah, suck that cock Sass

10:26 PM Sassy
Suck it deep
Milk it
Hot, wet, tight around you

10:26 PM Phil
Damn baby, feels so good

10:28 PM Sassy
Swallow around you

10:29 PM Phil
Take it back in your throat. Feels so good, fucking your hot mouth

10:32 PM Sassy

[photo of my new toy in my hand – the Lelo Gigi 2]

10:34 PM Phil
Play

[15 second video of him pumping his cock]

10:34 PM Sassy
Mmm
Want
You
Inside

10:36 PMPhil
Yeah babe pounding your pussy, hard deep strokes followed by slow easy ones

Like that toy. Would love to watch and just slowly stroke watching you squirt and using your juices as lube

10:38 PMSassy
Mmmm

10:34 PM Phil
Would love to lick that toy clean

10:40 PM Sassy
It does get juicy

10:41 PM Phil
Mmmmmmm, love that
Coated in your sweet juices

10:47 PM Sassy
Remember the old Ronco commercial – it slices, it dices?

This thing buzzes and pulses…8 different speeds! Ha ha

10:48 PM Phil
[photo of… something. It’s completely dark]

Damn

10:50 PM Sassy
I just turn it up and press!

You ready to sleep?

10:53 PM Phil
I like that! That dark thing was the cum shot  : P

8 speeds. I remember when they were made of hard plastic and had one speed

Times have changed for the better

10:54 PM Sassy
Nice! We’re living in the future.
Sweet sexy dreams Philip

Sassy
[gif of a minion kissing the screen]

GIPHY

10:55 PM Phil
Ha! Gotta get up and make breakfast tomorrow. Nite sweet girl

10:55 PM Sassy
Mwah!

10:59 PM Phil
<3 XXoo

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Toy ideas?

Hiya Dear Readers!

Help!  I want a new sexy toy for Christmas but I don’t know what to buy!  Any recommendations?

I’m mostly a clit gal – adore a big silver bullet vibe.  I’ve heard great things about the Lelo Gigi 2.

I am looking for ideas for different toys that meet one or more of these criteria:

  • Something I can use on myself 
  • Something I could also use on a nice man 
  • Something a nice man would like to watch me use
  • and finally, something it would be fun for me to watch a nice man use! 

Any clues are much appreciated!  If you have any favorites or other ideas, please comment here or email me.  Thanks!

-Sassy

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New toys

November 5, 2015 Thursday
8:22am  
Good morning kid!

8:38am Phil 
Good morning!

2:09pm
Got outside for lunch again!  So warm!  Made it all the way to the Chinese truck.  Tried the “hot & numb chicken”…spicy! 

5:54pm  

I got three new toys.   : )

5:55pm

5:56pm  
2 little silver bullets and one “Ultra elongated” big bullet