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Greg missing me

Saturday, October 12, 2013
From: Sassy 
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Sat, Oct 12, 2013 12:26 AM 
You are most welcome.  Thank you for the iced chai, the great conversation and all that um.. came after!  It was fun!  
Hope all went well with the rest of your day! 
-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, October 12, 2013 2:23 PM
Subject: Re: Connection
Can’t stop thinking about you.  Wow. 
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From: Sassy 
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Sat, Oct 12, 2013 7:06 PM 
Hiya!  
I’ve been thinking about you too.  As I drive around in my car, the memories from yesterday are making me smile.  Hope you’re having a great Saturday! 
-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, October 12, 2013 7:40 PM
Subject: Re: Connection
I’m missing your car and you!
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Meeting Greg

Friday, October 11, 2013
I woke up today feeling really chipper!  I do not have to go to work and I am meeting a nice guy for coffee!  Please, please let him be “normal!” 
I added him to my list of contacts.  And noticed that he was already there!  I had completely forgotten we emailed once in April!  Oops!  I don’t remember what happened!  He wrote, and I wrote back, almost the same exact words as this time,  and then… nothing.  Strange!  I wonder if he remembers… interesting that he tried again.  
We decided to meet at Starbucks at the mall.  He was already there when I walked up, with an iced chai latte in hand!  I asked him for a small drink and he got me a large!  Wow!  
He looks sort of like Lou Grant (Ed Asner) from the Mary Tyler Moore Show… rounder, balding, a big nose.  
But he is very charming, very curious, well-mannered.  He asked if I’d like to sit outside.  It was a beautiful fall day.  We found a bench in the sunshine in the park next door and he asked me a lot of questions.  He told me about his cheating history (a nine-year affair with a single woman) and his wife, clinically depressed with no sex drive.  He was easy to talk with!  I told him about some of my AM adventures.  
He didn’t recall emailing me in April!  Ha! 
After an hour he asked to walk me to my car in the garage.  We kissed leaning against the car.  We sat in the car, talking and touching.  He has very good hands – knows how to make my tits tingle!  It was a little scary in the garage with people driving by and cameras,  but we were quick and careful.  I gave him a world class Sassy blow job!  He came relatively quickly and then shrunk dramatically as I swallowed.  He looked blown away. And very happy. 
He asked for a ride to his car.  I drove him a couple of blocks and he got out at the corner, thanking me and walking away.  

He wrote me a lovely thank you note in the evening.  Whee!  
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From: Greg
To: Sassy 
Sent: Friday, October 11, 2013 7:43 PM
Subject: Re: Connection
Thank you lovely lady.  Such a delightful morning 🙂
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Hello again Greg

Thursday, October 10, 2013
Okay… The Lawyer won’t see me anytime soon.  And the way he wrote, maybe not at all.  And it’s been over a week since I heard from the Landshark.  *sigh
I know I’m going to look like a fickle flake, but there was something so plaintive and honest about Greg’s last message… I changed my mind!  Why not have a coffee?  Take a chance? 
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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 8:35 PM 
Hiya Greg, 
Geesh!  You’re breaking the rules!  You’re not supposed to answer a polite farewell email!  I forgive you.  I am definitely not supposed to reply but I feel like breaking the rules too!  That’s what this cheating thing is about, I suppose.  
If you still want to meet Friday, I am off work.  You can get a look at me, hear my sultry voice.  If you aren’t scared of curvy, gray-haired ladies, you can even hug me and see how I kiss!   Would the mall  work?  Is it safe for you?  We could meet at the food court or Starbucks, sit or stroll depending on what you want. 
What do you say? Is it time to find out what hugs with groping really means? 
-Sassy
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Thurs, Oct 10, 2013 9:10 PM 
Re: Connection
Thank you lovely lady. It will be the high point of my day. I am off too.

Tell me where and when. 

G

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent; Thursday, October 10, 2013 9:55 PM
Hooray!  Let’s meet at the Starbucks at 9:30 am tomorrow?  If you get there first, please get me a small iced chai tea latte.  
I’ll be the lady with long-ish gray hair, blue silk scarf and a bodacious rack.
Anything else you need to know? 
Tomorrow dear man! 
-Sassy
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Thurs, Oct 10, 2013 10:03 PM 
Re: Connection
Lovely.  There are many things I’d like to know, but I’d prefer to wait until you are willing to share.
Looking forward to tomorrow.
g

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Goodbye Greg

Wednesday, October 9, 2013 
So Greg writes to me on Ashley Madison.  A nice note asking if him being only 5’10” would be okay.  I looked at his profile – no checkboxes!  He talked about food.  Yay!  I told him I would give him a chance.  I asked him questions.

He said we should meet.  Uh oh.  Too fast!  That usually means one night stand.  I asked him more questions.  He gave very curt answers.  Another bad sign.  Then he told me where he lives.  Eh… sketchy part of town.

I decided I do not want to continue, so I wrote a polite farewell.  My first ever rejection letter!  Thanks, no thanks. Happy hunting.  

I don’t know how to explain… but the more I talked with Greg, the more I wanted to see The Lawyer again.  It’s time to write back to him and not waste Greg’s time. 

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Wednesday, October 9, 2013 12:35 PM
Hiya Greg, 
Thank you very much for reaching out to me and answering my questions.  Sadly, they tell me that you aren’t a match for me.  I wish you the best of everything as you continue your search! 
-S
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From: Greg 
To: Sassy
Sent: Wed, Oct, 9, 2013 3:17 PM
Re: Connection

Hi Sassy-
Thanks for the note, and not just deleting me 🙂
I have to ask though, was it that I don’t sing or was it my pick of restaurants??  Forgive me for asking, but it’s killing me!!
g
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Getting to know Greg

Tuesday, October 8, 2013
From: Greg
To: Sassy 
Sent: Tuesday, October 8, 2013 6:34 AM
Subject: Re: Connection
Eureka! Let it come sweet lady.
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From: Sassy 
To: Greg
Sent: Tuesday, October 8, 2013 8:47 AM
Subject: Re: Connection
Hiya Greg!  How are you this fine morning?  I adore this time of year. 
So… now what?   Hmm…. I’ll be my curious self.  Here are three questions:   
Where you raised around here?  I started off in upstate NY but came to MA for college and never left.
Do you work in an office?  With a door?  or at home?  I’m in an open office with three colleagues and people coming and going all the time!  
Can you come out to play?  In theory I’m supposed to work 9-5, but I take time off here and there when I have better things to do. 
What do you want to know?  
Hugs with groping! 
-Sassy
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, October 8, 2013 1:27 PM
Subject: Re: Connection
Hello Sassy.
Yes, best time of year.
Born and raised in Boston.
Office in small suite in Boston. Occaisionally (often Fridays) my office mates are out.
I have a 2:00pm meeting in Boston which should take approx 1/2 hour.  Any interest in meeting for coffee?  Where are you?
Greg
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Tuesday, October 8, 2013 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Connection
Hiya Greg! 
So great to hear from you! You’re making me smile.  
I’m usually free to pop out for coffee, but this week is nuts due to a special event.  My calendar is clear on Friday and I may even be off work, so I hope you can wait?  Explore a bit in email?  I don’t want to waste your time if I can’t be what you need.   
If it was a special night, where is your favorite place for dinner?  I’m always looking for restaurants ideas. 
Do you sing? 
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 
-S
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From: Greg
To; Sassy
Sent: Oct 8, 2013 3:32 PM
Re: Connection
Hi Sassy-
Too bad, I had that nervous energy before receiving your e-mail that is so delightful! 
Friday will work. What are you thinking?
I like sitting outside at Stella in the South End;  Harvest both outside and in; I used to really like Rocca in SE but it is now closed (haven’t been to its replacement).  I used to be a foodie, always going to new restaurants, however, the past few years I have toned it down.  I like less formal places like Ashmont Grill and/or D Bar, both in Dorchester.  I used to go to East Coast Grill a lot (before Ryles) but haven’t been for a while.  Too noisey and difficult for good conversation.
I was 16 and do not sing other than in my mind.
How long have you been on AM?  Have you had many relationships?  What would your perfect script be?
I am not worried about you not being what I need.  What should I know about you?
What is your real first name?   This is titillating!!
Look forward to hearing from you.

g
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Greg (Not God)

Monday, October 7, 2013
Ashley Madison message
From: Sassy
To: [redacted]
Date: Oct 7, 2013 12:45pm
Message:
Hiya G! Let me guess… Greg… George… Geoff… Gary or Gabe? Hmm… you aren’t GOD, right? 
How are you this murky morning? We need to make our own sunshine, eh? Thanks for your message! and for writing a profile without typos or checkboxes. I’ve been told I’m the nicest woman ever, a great communicator, very discreet, no drama… looking for fun and passion and a confidante. Is that you? 
If you’re ready to hug a big, tall woman, I’m fine your height. I live and work near you.  Want to see me?  I’m an office manager.  I’ve been married 17 years, no kids, two cats. We’re great friends, but no sex for years. I beat cancer two years ago. I’m whole and healthy now, but want to live life to the fullest! 
What can I tell you that would make you want to join in the fun? What sort of fun do you have in mind? Let’s figure out if we’re a match. 
-Sassy
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Date:  Oct 7th – 1:49pm
From:  [redacted]
Message:
Wonderful!! Greg is not too short!! 
Congratulations on being well and having a special zest for life. Lets chat more and perhaps meet for coffee? Where is good for you? 
My personal e-mail is: [redacted]@yahoo.com. Look forward to making a new friend. Greg
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From: Sassy 
To: Greg (@yahoo)
Subject: Connection 
Sent: Mon, Oct 7, 2013 7:01 PM 
Tap… tap.. is this thing on?  Greg? Thought I’d better check before I go further… 
-S
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A real message

Sunday, October 6, 2013
I got an email from Ashley Madison saying that a man had written me a message.  Wow!  Not a wink or a favorite (which are free) but a real live message that cost him money!  I clicked over there to look at it.  
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Date:  Oct 6th – 12:36pm
From:  [redacted]
Message:
Another Virgo here. I think I fit the bill, save 2″ in height. I live and work in Boston, married 30+ years, grown children, HWP, and love a good conversation over a good meal. Please let me know if you would like to share more. Peace G
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Interesting message!  Short.  Sweet.  Polite.  The mention of his “sign” is a huge turn-off.  I don’t believe in that nonsense.  But the rest seems fine.  At least I know he read my profile.  He mentioned food!  🙂  
I looked at his profile.  He’s a little older, a little taller than I am.  Married.  He wants something long term.  Never smoked.  And no check boxes!  Yay!  He wrote a good sentence for each section – no typos!  No mention of sex.  When he said what he wanted… it sounds like me!  He seems like a real guy looking for a nice woman.
Do I want to jump in again?  I am really tired of getting to know someone and just starting to like them when they disappear or turn out to have some kink I can not deal with.  I decided to sleep on it, make up my mind tomorrow.