Sneezy re-start

October 2, 2015 Friday

Sneezy and I met a couple of times two years ago but (in one of the more bizarre ways a meet can go south) he was allergic to cats so I made him sneeze.   It didn’t make any sense to keep seeing each other.  A guy sneezing constantly and his eyes swelling shut is not conducive to sexy activity!  You can see my dozen or so posts about him if you want to read the full history.   It’s so sad… he is quite charming!  


He emails me now and then, checking in on my adventures or his.  After not hearing from him since New Year’s, we exchanged emails throughout September that I didn’t bore you with.  I was busy with The Northerner and didn’t work too hard to find a time to see Sneezy.  Here’s a quick summary:
Sneezy: Hi!  How are you?  Wanna meet for dinner tonight?
Sassy:  Hiya!  What a great surprise!  Sorry… I have plans.  What about (two days from now)? 
Sneezy: Can’t… (some reason).  What about next week Tuesday or Thursday?
Sassy:  Tuesday works! 
Sneezy: Sorry… something came up.  Thursday? 
Sassy: Friday lunch? 
Sneezy: Can’t.  Ping me with your next idea? 
I decided to start fresh in October!  Maybe we’ll have better luck?  I was curious as to why he was contacting me when all I do is make him sneeze but… maybe he’s on new meds?  
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Date: Fri, Oct 2, 2015, 4:10 PM
Subject: Lunch
Hiya G! How are you doing? Hope you’ve had a great week despite the dreary weather.
So sorry I have been off the grid. Please don’t take it personally! This week was a crazy mixture of new boss at work, my Mom’s birthday bash with relatives here from out-of-state and project stuff. Plus my husband was sick so I had to take on all his chores. Whee!
So… how’s your weekend looking? Or next week?
-S


Sneezy pops up

January 5, 2015 Monday


From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Subject: Happy New Year 
Sent: Sunday, Jan 5, 2015 1:45 PM
How are you my friend?
Hope you had a great holiday break.
Still going strong in NH?
g
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So Sneezy is checking in.  I don’t get it.  Last time I saw him he sneezed the entire time because he’s allergic to cats and therefore me!  Did he forget that?  Maybe he is on some new anti-allergy meds?  He doesn’t say.  I’ll tell him I am not seeing anyone… we’ll see what he wants.

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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Subject: re: Happy New Year 
Sent: Sunday, Jan 5, 2015 5:15 PM
Greg!  How are you dear man?  Did you have a good holiday?  
I had a lovely Christmas, then got sick and was stuck inside with a cough for 7 days!  Argh! 
You found a nice lady to play with?  I’m not seeing anyone at present – been mired in moving my mom to an assisted living place and selling her condo and taking over her finances.  The NH guy got divorced and took off with a single lady in October, as you’d expect.  I’ve been hanging out on AM but not being enticed by anyone so far. 
Hope the new year brings great adventures for both of us!
-S

Sneezy knows

Friday, October 3, 2014

I don’t know why Sneezy keeps writing to me if all I do is make him sneeze when we’re together.  It’s so sad – he is the nicest, politest man!  Maybe he has some new allergy meds?  He checked in again this week.  It took me awhile to figure out how to respond, but I decided to tell it like it is.  

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From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, September 29, 2014 9:41 AM
Subject: Hello
How are you Sassy? Still going strong in NH?
Hope you are well.
G
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPad

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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Subject: Re: Hello 
Sent: Thu, Oct 2, 2014 1:57:58 AM 
Hiya George!  How are you dear man?  I hope your October is off to a grand start.  Can’t believe it’s been a year since we started talking.  and we’re still talking.  Nice! 
I am carrying on with “Kris.”  We got away for an overnight to RI last weekend.  He is a mess going through a divorce, missing his family, but manages to make me smile anyway.  
You having any luck?  Hope so! 
-S 
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From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Subject: re: Hello
Sent: Fri Oct 3, 2014 8:37 PM
Hello Sassy-
Happy you are still in the groove w/ NH man.
Nothing going on here. Maybe I need to change my pic?
I am suspicious that AM has some phony profiles just to have us exhaust fees.
Just out of hospital after issues with a routine test. Chances are 2/1000. 
Wish I could be so lucky on line!
Keep the faith,

G


More Sneezy

Sunday, March 9, 2014 
From: Sneezy 
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2014 11:48 AM
Subject: Re: Happy Holidays
Hey Sassie-
How’s life treating you?
g
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From: Sassy 
To: Sneezy
Subject: Re: Happy Holidays 
Sent: Sun, Mar 9, 2014 1:01:08 PM 
Hiya G!  How’re you?  Been misbehaving? 
I’m keeping busy as usual with work, taking care of Mom, doing projects!  Ready for spring!  
-S
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From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2014 3:07 PM
Subject: Re: Happy Holidays
I am ok. Have had no opportunities for misbehavior unfortunately. Have tried to be zen about it but as spring approaches it’s kind of depressing. What about you? 
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2014 4:17 PM
Subject: Re: Happy Holidays
Awww… G.  Sorry to hear you’ve been good.  😉  You are so fun!  Better days are coming, I’m sure.  The snow will melt, the flowers will bloom and a sexy woman will appear!  
I’ve been seeing a NH man.  He’s a great cuddler but not…um… satisfying.  Been nice to be off the hunt for awhile.  But I am wishing for someone better at helping me cum!  
-Sassy
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From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2014 6:06 PM
Re: Happy Holidays
what’s his prob and where in NH?? Seacoast, I hope:)
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2014 8:50 PM
Re: Happy Holidays
Hiya G. 
Yes… seacoast. I try to skip the AM men up near the Canadian border.  Ha ha.  He has a beach house that is oh so convenient, less than an hour away!  And he drives down here a lot for business.  
I don’t know what the issues are.  Tricky subject.  I keep asking subtle questions, no clear answers.  You don’t wanna know this stuff!  
Do you ever go up Broadway into East Somerville?  There’s a new fast-food Chinese/Thai/Japanese place (in the old KFC) called Lotus XPress that is pretty good.  We got take-out from there twice over the weekend!  Not up to PF Chang level, but a heck of a lot cheaper!
-Sassy

Sneezy greetings

From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, February 14, 2014 8:37 am 
Re: Happy Holidays
Happy Valentines Day Sassy!
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Sent: Friday, February 14, 2014 3:53 pm
Re: Happy Holidays
Aawww…thanks Greg! The same to you! I got to go to a 9 am wedding – the most romantic thing! Hope all is well with you!

Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android

Sneezy dreams

Thursday, December 26, 2013

From: Sneezy 

To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 7:22 AM
Subject: Happy Holidays
Hi Sassy-
Hope you are well and that you are enjoying a Chrismas break.  I dreamt of you last night out of the blue, and thought I would reach out.
Greg
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 12:01 PM
Re: Happy Holidays 
Hiya Greg!  You are the nicest man!  I hope you had a lovely Christmas, and that your dreams of me were sexy and sweet!  How are you dear man?  
I am reveling in the midst of 13 days off!  It’s grand to have time to do my own thing.  Today I get the fun of going to MGH for a mammogram.  Whee!  Otherwise I am watching a gillion episodes of “Downtown Abbey” online, eating too much and writing sexy stories.  Ha!  
Tell me juicy secrets! 
-S
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From: Sneezy 
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 12:09 PM
Re: Happy Holidays
Hi Sassy-
Very dull on this end.  That woman I referred to: we met, she was very nice, and we enjoyed chatting; but, no spark 🙁
I have been very busy with business stuff, then the holidays.  Today is a down day for me.  (No mamograms!!)
The dream was quite nice actually. You are a great kisser!! 
What has been happening with you?  Have you seen more people in the AM orbit? 
What steamy stuff have you been writing?
Good luck with your tests.  Wish we were sitting in your old car about now:)
Besos
g
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From: Sneezy 
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 4:29 PM
Re: Happy Holidays
How did your exam go?
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 5:13 PM
Re: Happy Holidays 
Hiya Greg! 
Thanks for asking!  The exam was awful… painful… even with 2 Aleve!  They tore the skin under both breasts.  Bleh.  But if that’s what it takes to stay ahead of cancer, so be it.  Glad that’s over!  Now I wait a week for results.  
We did do some fine kissing, didn’t we?
I met an AM guy in November – we’re having our fourth meet tomorrow.  He has physical issues that make cuddling the main event… pleasant, but not… what I thought I wanted.  I’m trying to decide if I can deal with it.  An online pal from VA I’d been talking to for a year appeared here on business last week – a rare treat.  He brought a cucumber!  So I lost my vegetable virginity.  Heh.  
Sorry to hear that lady didn’t work out.  Do you have new prospects?  I’ve heard early January is a big time for new people on AM.  
-S
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From: Sneezy 
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 6:21 PM
Re: Happy Holidays
ohh soory about the pain.
Sorry, also about the physical issues, but then again it is cause for creativity.
no, no new prospects. Cucumber sounds interesting 🙂  was it fun?  Whay else do you guys do?
Been in all day and going crazy. Thinking of venturing out for a drink.  Any interest?
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From: Sneezy 
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2013 6:47 PM
Re: Happy Holidays
Headed to P.F. Chang for dinner at the bar if you should get this and have interest. g 
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From: Sassy
To: Sneezy
Sent: Fri, Dec 27, 2013 2:00:26 AM 
Subject: Re: Happy Holidays 
Hiya Greg, 
So sorry I didn’t see this until now!  It would have been nice to catch up.  I hope you had a nice dinner.  Pf Chang’s always surprises me with how good it is for a chain.  
-S
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From: Sneezy 
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Dec 27, 2013 7:42 AM
Re: Happy Holidays
Yes, not my ideal, but needed to return something and didn’t want to leave the bldg. have a great day. 

G

Greg’s good bye

Monday, October 28, 2013 
I finally heard back from Greg yesterday after ten days of silence.  I was glad to hear from him and doubly glad to be let off the hook!!
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From: Greg
To: Sassy 
Sent: Sun, Oct 27, 2013 2:50 PM
Re: Connection
Hello Sassy-
I have been meaning to write. 
About a week ago I received an e-mail from a woman I had been in dialogue with for several weeks.  The exchange ended abruptly about 6 weeks ago.  I thought she went in a different direction, however, turns out she had a serious misfortune in her family that consumed her over the past many weeks.  We agreed to meet this week.  I haven’t been back to you because I really don’t want to be going in multiple directions at once; and, given the history with this other woman, I feel compelled to ride it out to see if it is the right situation.
I hope you are well, and understand.
g
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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Mon, Oct 28, 2013 10:53 AM
Re: Connection
Hiya Greg! 
Happy Monday!  Thank you for your email!  I appreciate it so very much.  You are so good to let me know.  I do like knowing what’s up!   I understand completely.  You are by far the best gentleman I have met.  I wish you all the best with this lady!  
-S

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I’m sad because he was a super-nice man, but it’s such a relief that I don’t have to figure out how to keep from making him sneeze.  Or deal with it if he does!  It took me awhile to craft a response… hope I didn’t sound to happy at the prospect of not seeing him again!  Ah well… back on the shelf for me!

Slip out for a kiss?

Friday, October 18, 2013
From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 12:02 PM
Re: Connection
any chance you can slip out for a kiss this afternoon?
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 12:15 PM
Re: Connection 
Greg!  Oooh… I want to.  Maybe… How would this work?  What’s your timing?  Can you pop up to my area?  Give me a ride in your car?  or meet for coffee and find a quiet spot?  
-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 12:19 PM
Re: Connection
could get to your area, but I am without wheels today.  know any quiet spots??
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 12:52 PM
Re: Connection 
Hmm…. usually I do but today is the start of a huge event at this end of the city – the area is overrun.  
But we can figure something out.  Are you thinking soon or late afternoon or when? 
-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 12:54 PM
Re: Connection
I was thinking soon.  have an errand to do this afternoon in Chinatown.  
maybe today is too difficult??
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:12 PM
Re: Connection 
I do want to see you but it seems like this has too many challenges and not enough privacy!  
Let’s try again soon! 
 -S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 1:14 PM
Re: Connection
ok
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 1:24 PM
Re: Connection
hmmm….now I got myself all horny in anticipation 🙁
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:51 PM
Re: Connection 
I know exactly what you mean!  I can’t stop thinking about your kisses… your hands… mmm…. 
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 1:51 PM
Re: Connection
are there no private rooms at your office??
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:56 PM
Re: Connection
Everything here has a window in the door, or a big window or is somewhere people pop into… I am wracking my brain…. but not coming up for anywhere you could lick me until I explode.  

Try again?

From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 7:24 AM
Subject: Re: Connection
Thinking of you.  How’s it going? 
Good day.
g
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 11:11 AM
Subject: Re: Connection
Good morning!  How are you?  I’ve been worrying about you and your eyes and wondering if there is any way you can see me without a bad reaction?!   Do you want to try again? 
 -S

The Sneeze Festival

Sunday, October 13, 2013 
From: Sassy 
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 10:42 AM
That was so fun!  Hope you’re having a fun Sunday.  
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Re: Connection
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 11:38 AM 
ok. I must admit.  I’m having a fantasy about coming upon you parked in some lot, and taking another ride.  Have you had any similar thought?  Now I will be checking yahoo incessantly while I stroll Davis Square!!
g
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From: Sassy 
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 11:48 AM 
Ha!  You watching the HONK parade?  I will be in Davis but not until 5 pm.  Probably get out a little after 6 pm… is that too late for a ride? 
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Subject: Re: Connection
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 12:15 PM 
Need be home prox 4. Free until then however. In south end now. What’s your early afternoon like?
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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 12:39 PM 
Oh Greg… you tempt me so!  
Could we meet in Somerville at… 2 pm or 2:30 pm?  There’s a wooded parking lot off Central Street, at about 17 Willoughby Street, Somerville, MA.  I’ve only been there at night… not sure of its daytime possibilities, but worth a look?  
What are you thinking of doing?  🙂 
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Subject: Re: Connection
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 12:46 PM 
Great. See you there at 2!!
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I raced to eat some lunch, shower and dress and head out to meet Greg!  It is so wonderful to be wanted, to read that urgency in his messages.  
I drove out to Somerville and turned down the street to the wooded parking lot.  There was Greg walking down the hill!  I pulled up beside him, rolled down the window and said, “Hiya hot stuff!”  He looked rather shocked, then realized it was me.  He climbed into the passenger seat and I rolled on to the back of the lot along a wall, shaded by trees but still more open than I would’ve liked. 
We kissed and he kept an eye out.   No one drove in there, but people walked through now and then.  I tried to get him to relax… so what if people see an older couple kissing?  It was tough for me to tell if the risk made him more excited or nervous.  Some mixture of both.  He put his hand up under my top, squeezing my breasts, pulling the left one out of my bra.  He had this way of flicking the nipple with his thumb while massaging the rest with fingers and twisting… made my clit buzz!   He pressed my clit with his palm through my jeans.  Mmmm…
I played with his stiff cock through his jeans, then undid his belt buckle, pulled down his zipper and worked his cock out into the open air.  He glanced around, very wary but there was no one around.  I squeezed him and circled him with my hand, pumping up and down.  I leaned over to suck him into my mouth.
He sneezed.  Achoooo!  Once…twice… three times.  He hid his face in his elbow.  I said “Bless you!”  He thanked me.  I looked into his eyes and… they were bloodshot and swollen!  
“Do you have cats?” he asked, sneezing twice more.  
“Yes… two cats.”  
“Ugh.  I’m allergic,” he sighed. 
“Oh no!  Can you take something?” I asked. 
“No… I’m on prostate meds.  The allergy meds conflict with them… ugh,” he explained.  My mind raced.  Was I going to lose a guy to pet dander?  I tried to think of ways we could get around this!  But even when I showered and wore fresh clothes… my car was probably not cleanable enough.  And… arrgh!  Even though this was a disaster, I had to repress a laugh.  Just my luck!  
“Keep going…” he asked, pressing my head into his lap.  I took him down my throat.  He sneezed and wheezed and I tried my best not to pay attention.  I sucked and licked, knowing I did not have long before he would have to stop.  He moaned sweetly between sneezes.  I was very glad I had his cock down my throat so I couldn’t laugh.  It’s not funny.  But it is.  I moaned and hummed, pumped him deep into my throat and swallowed all around him.  
He grabbed my hair, held me in place and came hard, his hips bucking, squirting shot after shot of white hot cum down my throat.   I got it all down.  Yum.  
He sneezed again, three more times!  His eyes were nearly swollen shut. 
“You need to go,” I stated.  He nodded.  
“I’m sorry, I…ACHOO!”  he sneezed four more times as he tucked himself back in and returned his pants to a decent configuration.  “Can you drop me at my car up on Highland?  ACHOO!”  
I righted my clothes, opened the windows, and drove him up the hill.  The air seemed to help, though his face was such a red mess! 
We got to the corner of the street he named and he asked me to stop there.  He kissed me once more, then popped out of the car and walked away. 
I sat there laughing. I know that’s so wrong of me but… how many different ways for a meet to go South can there be for me to discover?!  
I wrote him a note on my phone.  Poor man.  I hope he feels better soon. 
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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Subject: Re: Connection 
Sent: Sun, Oct 13, 2013 3:24 PM 

You are so fun! YUM!