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Agreeing to meet Jim

February 24, 2015 Tuesday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/24/15 at 5:20 AM
Re: No TV
Hi Sassy,
I know…Ms. Demure is back in the saddle. Cheer up. Without Ms. Demure there could be no Sassy!
I am very pleased that you grasped the most important take-away…free breakfast and lunch. Not really free as you imply. You recognize the value of the moments of your life.
I agree with your main strengths and your MB assessment.
  • You help create communities.
  • You bail people out of jail 🙂
  • You anticipate and fulfill the needs of others.
  • You help others fulfill their potential.

I still wonder about this man that you live with. Is he an artist/actor as a sole occupation? What does Ms. Demure get out of the relationship? Is he a boy – toy past his expiration date?  No need to answer. 
Who takes care of Ms. Demure, and Sassy?
I have two times I have to be at work this week – 11:00 tomorrow and Thursday 2:00 to 4:00.  Otherwise I am still pretty open.
Have a great day!
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/24/15 at 6:18 AM
Re: No TV
Oh, by the way you asked me how I know you live close to work and I don’t think I gave an answer.
You told me when you were on vacation and had to get up early that you never do that.  Also, you live in Boston. Why would you ever want to leave Boston? If I lived there I would try not to own a car.
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 9:05 AM
Subject: Tuesday tunes
Good morning Jim!  I am racing to yet another 3 hour HR meeting this morning, but wanted you to know I am thinking of you and hope to have time at lunch or right after work to respond more fully.  Have a terrific Tuesday!  
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/24/15 at 9:10 AM
Re: Tuesday tunes
Okay
Speaking of tunes I am listening to a live version of Girl from Ipanema by Gilberto / Getz right now.
Enjoy your day!
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 3:23 PM
Subject: Re: Tuesday tunes
We heard that a lot in Mexico last week.  Great beat!  Do you like to dance? I’m not good at anything that requires much coordination or remembering steps, but I adore shaking my groove thing!  Or a slow, close dance with groping.    
 -S
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/24/15 at 3:38 PM
Aha!  Thanks for circling back around with that explanation of why you think I live close to work.  It is a testament to how closely you pay attention and draw conclusions. 
I did not own a car until I was 43!  I could take cabs or rent cars for less than the insurance costs.  But then I got mixed up with a community project, and had a friend go into a rehab facility in the burbs who was in a wheelchair and a neighbor’s brother was selling his mini-van and… it was time.  
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/24/15 at 4:10 PM
Re: Tuesday tunes
That is also the extent of my dancing ability!
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 4:01 PM
Subject: Meet
Hiya Jim! 
I survived another 3 hour workshop this morning – “Resilience in times of change!”  Another free breakfast and Thai lunch.  Yum.  He closed with how the Wizard of Oz is the perfect model for going through change.  Heh. 
No one takes care of me.  Wanna do a little?  
My brain is rather mushy.  Do we want to meet tomorrow after your meeting for a late lunch?  Or Thursday mid-morning?  Or Friday sometime?  Sorry I am usually more organized on setting up a meet but am in this odd confluence of work, theater and family post-vacation crazies.  My practical side says I am too busy to meet but Sassy WANTS TO!  Forgive me. Help me forge ahead!
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/24/15 at 4:17 PM
Re: Meet
How about lunch on Friday?
I can show up for an early lunch if you want. 
I can meet you anywhere you want.
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 4:58 PM
Subject: Re: Meet
Yay!  We have a day and approximate time.  Woohoo!  This helps brighten my day. 
I will think of a safe place, with parking if possible, probably a Starbucks to start?  I may be able to take off work, which would broaden the choices.  Otherwise we’ll have to meet near my office.  
Have you seen this program?  It’s a lot of fun to search for places half way between two points.
http://www.meetways.com/
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/24/15 at 6:11 PM
Re: Meet
Thanks for agreeing to the meet tool! Very good!


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Ms Personality

February 23, 2015 Monday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/23/15 at 6:03 AM
Re: No TV
Hey Sassy,
I needed to look up Strength Finder. 
Rasputin is very alive, in fact he has always been alive. So you have a book to support training seminars, ongoing “train the trainer training”….and let me guess – the employees take a test that has “no wrong answers”. LOL!

People like me will read the book, and even attend a seminar to help game the results in my favor. If you are in HR then play the game, and enjoy the working lunches! This particular cynicism comes from experience with several of these exercises.
I think wifey, and my older son watched the Oscars. I would have watched simply to witness the hijinks of Neil Harris, but I tend to turn in very early to get an early start…I was up around 4:00AM.
I am happy to help.  I am a “Trusted Advisor”.  It is not what I do, it is what I am.  Does that make sense to you?
I do have a thorny problem that you can solve. For me, the “t” in thorny is silent.
Have a great first day back!
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 7:51 AM
Subject: Re: No TV
Good morning Jim!  You have me giggling first thing.   Thorny man.  
Yeah…I’m a total cynic about personality inventory exercises.  This is the third one I’ve done. Myers Briggs, Disc… always seems to happen when management is flailing.  and change nothing.  These meetings seem especially cruel my first two days back.  
Look out a window to the south and think of me.  I am looking north and flashing you as I get dressed!  Have a marvelous Monday! 
-S
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From: Jim
To; Sassy
Date: 02/23/15 at 7:58 AM
Re: No TV
Hah! I did both of those…MB on my own…I am an INTP…big surprise?
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 8:27 PM
Subject:Re: No TV
Hiya Jim!  
How are you this fine evening?  
Sorry I was quiet today.  Work was nutty.  I survived the Strengths Finder workshop.  Total waste of time.  No action items.  I put the book away in the file cabinet and mourned the loss of time that I could not get back to replying to emails.  I did get a “free” breakfast and lunch.  Woohoo.  
Before I leave that, I will tell you my main strengths were: 
Positivity
Individualization 
Harmony
Arranger
Empathy
Does that sync with what you know about me so far? 
I took the Myers Briggs years ago as part of a public speaking course, to drive home the point that members of your audience come at the material in many ways and you have to include them all.  I remember that there were three Vs:
1) Volunteers – who are interested and engaged and chose to be there
2) Vacationers – who didn’t want to go but it’s better than work, right? 
3) Victims who were forced to be there and aren’t happy about it
I can’t remember my M-B results!  I remember thinking they were not accurate when I read the description, or they only described my business lady self, who is such a small part of who I am and rather forced by expectations rather than my natural self.  
I looked up the types. Yours makes sense given what you’ve told me so far.  I think we complement each other? 
http://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/the-16-mbti-types.htm#INTp
Reading them over, I think this comes closest but the two above it also make sense and can be seen in my Sassy behaviors:
ENFJ
Warm, empathetic, responsive, and responsible. Highly attuned to the emotions, needs, and motivations of others. Find potential in everyone, want to help others fulfill their potential. May act as catalysts for individual and group growth. Loyal, responsive to praise and criticism. Sociable, facilitate others in a group, and provide inspiring leadership
Hubby is out again… another quiet night here.  I am thinking about meeting you, trying to figure out when and where.  I still have a lot to do to catch up at work but am beginning to see the light. Thank you for your patience.  
Very soon, there will be a hug and a kiss if you want them…
-S

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Customer Service

February 22, 2015 Sunday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/22/15 at 7:19 AM
Re: My Picture at a conference
Somehow I am jovial, and relaxed despite being here at home. I actually did not explore that case of Pino Noir yesterday. I do try to limit that as much as possible.
I have nicknames that people a sign to me:
[he listed off 8 nicknames]
…so rather dry stuff there.
You can call me whatever you’d like 😉
Sorry about hubby. At least you can take you’re mind off of him for a few minutes later this week.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 10:09 AM
Subject: The name game
Good morning Jim!
So tough facing reality this morning.  Have a bad case of the “don’t wannas.”  Vacations have a sucky way of making me notice parts of my real life that aren’t set up right.  Luckily I have a juicy message from you! 
My goodness… people think you are serious, huh?  Makes me want to think of fun, silly or sexy nicknames for you!  
Most of my nicknames are riffs on my middle name.  I gave up my first name at 18 months to a doll.  No clue why.  According to family lore, my mom asked me to name the doll and I said my first name. She said, “No, that’s your name!”  I replied, no, my name was my middle name.  Somehow it stuck.  I have deleted my first name from everything I can, don’t even associate with it at all anymore.  
And now I have an entirely new name and sassy side of my personality to explore!  Heh. 
I’d better get rolling on exciting laundry and cleaning and ordering groceries delivered and… I am more than willing to stop now and then and write to you about naughty things like paying attention to your nipples!  You are my happy place right now.  Hope I can be that for you!

-S
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From: Jim 
To: Sassy
Date: 02/22/15 at 4:55 PM
Re: The name game
I can imagine how that must feel. The hard realities should make you appreciate the next vacation even more.
Yes, I was quite sober when I was a child. I had good reason to be due to nature and nurture. I learned to loosen up in my late teens and early twenties.
I try to present a kinder, gentler Jim when possible. Sometimes I come off as harsh and authoritarian. I do not mean to most of the time.
Happy to be your happy place! Especially if you don’t stop at the nipples!
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 6:34 PM
Subject: Sunday night
Ah… a peaceful Sunday night.  Hubby has gone off to help prep for a community event.  I am alone.  I’m trying to label trip photos in Google Plus for the two or three friends who use it.  Tedious but fun to relive the moments.  I post them to Facebook every day, then post them all to G+ when I get home.  Maybe I can bore you with them soon. Heh. 
Had a fun time at the birthday lunch.  We took over four tables at The Ninety Nine and ate and socialized.  The birthday guy seemed well pleased.  I set up a photo for Facebook with him being squeezed by two women.  Got quite the smile out of him!  
I need advice.  How do I get Verizon to do what I ask?  I’ve asked three times without any resolution! 
My mom moved in November.  I am at the tail-end of the massive project of closing and selling her home, getting everything settled with her finances etc.  I called Verizon 2 days before she moved to turn off her internet and move her phone and send the bills to me.  They moved her phone.  Yay! 
I called back 2 days after she moved to ask them to change the phone into her name (from my dad’s name).  I got a bill in mid-November (so they did change the mailing address) still in my Dad’s name that still billed for the internet.  I called to have them reverse that charge and change the name. 
I got a bill in mid-December.  In my dad’s name, with a credit for internet charge.  And a new internet charge.  I called to ask them to change the name and reverse the internet charge and please no more internet! 
I got a bill mid-January.   In my dad’s name, with a credit for internet charge.  And a new internet charge.  I called to ask them to change the name and reverse the internet charge and please no more internet!  They could see this had been going on for over two months, said the requests were in there, just “on hold.”  I asked them what I had to do get them to go through.  They said they would fix it. 
Each time it has taken more than 45 minutes on the phone, nice person promised to fix it.  Nothing. 
So… it’s mid-February.  Wanna guess what was in the mail today?  Yup.   A Verizon bill.  In my dad’s name, with a credit for internet charge.  And a new internet charge.  Any clue on how to make them do the two things I need done?  I wish there was a way to stop doing business with them.  I can usually resolve such things but I am stumped! 
Sorry to ask but you seem like someone who might have a bright idea! 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/22/15 at 6:54 PM
Subject: Try this IF Recipe: If I upload a photo to Facebook then also upload that photo to Picasa/Google plus.
Try this IF Recipe: If I upload a photo to Facebook then also upload that photo to Picasa/Google plus. https://ifttt.com/recipes/45966?z=4580398
That’s supposedly a program that will automatically post to G+ automatically when you post pics to FB. I don’t know how to set this up, but I know it’s possible. I’ll bet there is a young guy at the office that can help set that up.
I think the only way to get satisfaction from Verizon is to demand escalation immediately. As soon as the rep answers demand to speak to a supervisor. Be as assertive as you can about this right from the beginning. If they read the script again say “Stop talking. Put me through to your supervisor now, please.” Repeat that phrase until they transfer you. Don’t be surprised if they hang up…simply call back…lather, rinse, repeat.
When you are promised a resolution have them send that to you in email while you wait on the phone. There will be a confirmation number…make sure you have that.
That will work. They perform much better when you have a paper trail.  I used this technique with Fairpoint and US Cellular with success. I won’t be getting any Christmas cards from US Cellular.
Fairpoint workers were on strike when you started this process, for all I know they still are. I think that is why you are having a hard time.
That sounds like a fun birthday party. I like the baked scrod and the Buffalo tenders at the 99. The strawberry salad is really good, too. What a lucky guy, BTW.
-J 

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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 9:53 PM
Subject: No TV
Hiya Jim! 
Are you watching the Oscars?  
I am fated to write to you this evening!  Even though I rarely watch TV, I planned to see two shows tonight – Downton Abbey and the Oscars.  I’m not interested in movies much, but it’s a short course in pop culture and the fashion disasters can be fun.  So of course, the cable is not working!  Ha!  I suspect Hubby did something to it while I was gone to watch movies but no amount of knob fiddling will make it right. Ugh.  
Thanks for a tech solution to my photo issues.  And for the Verizon suggestion!  Bet that isn’t what you signed on to AM to do!  I appreciate it.  Any thorny problems I can help you solve?  🙂 
I feel like a dullard tonight… forgive me if my demure business lady is sneaking in.  I am dreading returning to work.  If it were a normal day, I’d be mildly morose.  But we’re having a 3 hour meeting with HR first thing to talk about the results of our Strengths Finder inventory.  Are you familiar with that?  
Let me escape into your arms?  Please be totally selfish for a moment and tell me something I can do for you in a sexy way?  
Here’s to touching… caressing… stroking… mmm… 
Have a good night, J.

-S

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Lots closer

February 21, 2015 Saturday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 8:10 AM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
My Dear Sassy,
I love you’re email. I will write a proper reply later as I have interesting things to report!
For now, I caution you to not think of me on the plane lest you’re sweet lady parts freeze solid upon you’re arrival in Boston.  Try to focus on whichever movie is showing today.
Safe travel.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 8:27 AM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Good morning Jim!  
Another beautiful morning – mid-60’s right now with a stiff breeze off the ocean and the surf crashing and the palm trees dancing in the sun.  Ah…. and I had a message from a NH man.  That is my idea of a perfect start. 
I am scurrying to pack and shower and get my niece rolling… they are meeting at the breakfast buffet but I don’t want to eat that much before I fly.  The flight down was quite turbulent over FL and only a mostly-empty stomach kept me out of tummy troubles.  I usually have a strong stomach but flying tests me.  Thank you for your good wishes.  I have a feeling we’re going to need them. 
Just got the hotel bill for the incidentals.  Quite a shock to see $7,679!  Whee!  Ah… wait… that’s PESOS.  Phew.  And they charged the other two massages to my room instead of my sister’s, so dividing by $14.30 peso/dollar I am only in the $300s for meals and mini-bar which is still a lot but much better!  
I can not stop thinking about you.  I adore this stage where you are still perfect.  Good thing I am wearing slacks today so the ice won’t show.  
Have a grand Saturday!  Mwah! 
-S 
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 12:45 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
What a funny email! At first I thought you are an insane hedonist when I saw that bill! Wow those massages must have been far better than you let on! 😉
I must quickly return to the subject of trepidation. In my missive of 16, February I offered some perspective on this topic. I would like to offer a bit more perspective.  Fear and attraction are among the functions controlled by our ancient brains. Technically I think this region is known as the amygdala, but I like the term ancient brain better.  So for aguably six million years of hominid existence we are still driven by our base impulses…. especially Sassy!  The demure business woman that owns a partial interest in Sassy’s fun gear has shown herself today. Ms. Demure mentions a valid concern in this case. 
Too good is too good to be true. That is what we tell ourselves to remain safe. Yet, when you say this is the time when we are both still perfect, logic dictates that I must concur. (Mr. Demure?)
Perhaps we could agree to wait a month, or two, or three to meet in person. Waiting could make the fire burn hotter. If we wait long enough you can use our communication as the basis for a book.  50 Shades of Oh My Goodness!!
My biological imperative dictates that I must take you for my own before another suitor wins your attention. Our intellect is at odds with our base instincts in these matters!
A man pursues a woman until she catches him.
Therefore the timing of our meeting is at a time, and place of Sassy’s choosing.  I assure you that I am a perfect gentleman…until the right moment!
I await your reply. Growl!
X O
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 3:43 PM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hiya Jim!  We’re in the air over FL so wifi finally works.  It is such a relief be on the way.  Now if we can land…they say they can unless the forecast is way off. They changed the type of plane, so reassigned the seats.  We ended up in 4 different rows. Ick.  At least my niece is directly behind her mom. 
Next step can be a phone chat, if you’re up for that.  Look at your schedule and let me know when it could work?  We can discuss the weather and whatever. 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 4:37 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
I would love to meet you for coffee somewhere if that is okay with you. I think communication in person is much better. I am very comfortable with that, but if you are not it’s okay. I am pretty open next week at the moment so you can take any slot that you want. I have no problem driving to Boston. Days are best, but I can swing an evening in most cases.
I have no expectations for physical contact despite our rather salacious emails this week.
As a matter of safety please check this link:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/[hisname].com
I am a gentleman. As I said earlier our meeting is at you’re discretion. Choose a time and place, or if you wish to call first my GV phone number is [xxx-xxx-xxxx].
XO
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/21/15 at 5:58 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
We’re on the ground!  So relieved!  
I’m not on LinkedIn, so I can’t see much but I may Google from there.   Thank you.
Coffee sounds good. Maybe somewhere we could continue to a meal.  Let me get to work and see what’s happening and I will be back with an idea. I’m so excited! 
I hope to see you, talk, and perhaps see how you kiss, if we want to.
More later!
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 7:25 PM
Subject: My Picture at a conference
Hi Sassy,
Here is a photo of me at a corporate event.  I think I look slightly better now. I was pretty uptight because I went out there my first week on the job.  Hope you still want to meet! 🙂
-Jim
Shared from my Android with Clean File Manager
 http://clean.fm/download
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 8:41 PM
Subject: Re: My Picture at a conference
Hiya Handsome!  Great photo!!  Thank you for sending it.  Of course I want to meet you.  Here’s one of me in return.  It’s about 2 years old, but I look like that except my hair is much longer.  Do you still want to meet me?  🙂 
I picked up Chinese food and am home now.  Whee!  Fun to land on a completely white runway… NOT!  
Can you tell I am lots closer?  🙂 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 9:05 PM
Re: My Picture at a conference
Hey Sweet Sassy,
Chinese sounds wonderful. If you have relations with a Chinese person 20 minutes later your horny again. I’ll bet you have heard that one before.
I love the picture. I believe the background image suits you.
So longer hair now…mmmmm…I can grab a nice handful!
So Sassy went from Mexico Maven to Boston Babe. I know I like you both! Now if I can handle Ms. Demure I will have hit the trifecta. I wonder what the prize is for that?
I can tell you are closer because the font is smaller due to the cold…that happens to me after I swim in the pool.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 10:22 PM
Subject: Re: My Picture at a conference
Wow – you’re jovial tonight.  What did you drink for dinner?  Or is this the weekend, laid back fellow?  It’s fun! 
Do people call you Jim?  Is that how you think of yourself? I tend to nickname people… J… Jay… JiMan… hot stuff.  Heh.  Tell me if you hate that.  
I was concentrating on dealing with the weather… forgot I’d have to deal with Hubby.  *sigh He is in a mood. 
It’s tough not to jump in my car now and hug you.  But I will be patient.  
I’m off to bed.  Sweet sexy dreams, J. 

-S


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That first hug

February 20, 2015 Friday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/20/15 at 3:05 PM
Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
I feel like there is something missing in my life today. 🙂
I hope you are out having fun today. Maybe you are trying to figure out how to stay there?  I certainly would!
It occurred to me that your lust for life is even greater than, er, your lust. I think I understand the reasons why.
Smooch!
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Fri, Feb 20, 2015 at 7:25 PM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hiya!  Sorry today got away from me.  Nice to be missed but I didn’t mean for you to do it. 
What did you do today?  All business?  I hope you stayed warm – my Facebook feed is full of people talking about low temps and thermal tights and ice damns.  Makes it very tough to think of going home.  But I am ready to be home, other than that.  You provide a powerful incentive to return.  Please let me get home uneventfully.  
My esteemed traveling companions went off on another excursion – to Tulum and Xel-ha – and I stayed in the hotel.  I ended up sleeping late, doing some work on the payroll, going to lunch at the beach and then falling asleep!  Tough duty but someone had to do it.  I did think of you.  Your hands… your mouth… mmm.   I look around this hotel room and wonder if I will see you in a hotel room sometime and what we will do.  
Any big plans for the weekend?  I was hoping for low key room service with my niece but we’re going out again tonight at my niece’s request.  She likes dinner with a show.  Heh.  I am flying tomorrow.  Sunday there’s a birthday lunch for one of my project peeps.  Remind me to tell you about my work and fun on a community project. 
Let’s think about a hug.  A long hug.  Holding on.  Breathing each other in.  To anyone looking, it seems like old friends meeting after a long time, but it is the first time.  The long-awaited culmination of a long process of searching, an intimate conversation and a trust building to the point of reality.  That first hug.  So simple yet so so important.  Mmmm…
Keep misbehaving J.  
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/20/15 at 8:28 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
Wonderful to hear from you!
First of all, soak up these Halcyon days with your niece. I still remember sitting on a deck at in Maine maybe 44 years ago. Eating cereal outside, watching the seals on the water. Mostly I remember the people I loved that are now long passed. None of us knew that would be our last summer together. I really do not mean to sound melancholic. I don’t know what I would do without those memories!
That first hug… will we really appear to be relatives or friends that have not seen each other? If somebody shouts “get a room” I am sure it will be due to my eagerness!
I believe you will see snow falling tomorrow in Boston. Brace yourself for the cold!
Today I did some office work and chores around the house. The wind has been very destructive, but I think the worst is behind us now.
This weekend we are moving some furniture around in the bedrooms. Wifey is moving into the master bedroom and I am moving into the bedroom that is now my office. With any luck I’ll be fully settled in my room next week. I can’t wait!
I’d love to hear more about your project.  
Safe travel and sweet dreams. I look forward to seeing you when you are settled in.
I will do my level best to keep my hands above the sheets tonight.
Yours,
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Fri, Feb 20, 2015 at 11:12 PM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hiya Jim!  I opened your message at dinner and my sister asked, “Why are you grinning like THAT?”  I closed it to read later, afraid of what my face would show.  I am not the great poker player.  
Ah yes… the memories.  I am storing them away by the bucketful.  The ones from 30 years ago have kept me warm on some very cold New England nights – it is wonderful to have a new set.  Though I didn’t have a foursome this time.  Heh.  
I sense so many stories between the lines of your message tonight. I want to hear them but I want to see your face, hearing your breathing when I do.  I am bursting to ask… but will wait. 
I abide by the “nothing in public” rule vis a vis PDA’s.  Except when I don’t.  Heh  
Let’s hope I can get the in-flight wifi working tomorrow and send you my salacious thoughts.  I am trying to hold off the “what ifs” of tomorrow and just help my sister deal with whatever befalls us as it occurs, but it is tough.  We have heard so many bad travel stories this month – people stuck in L.A. for four days, or having to drive home from Newark or NYC in the snow, missed flight and cruise connections.  I don’t want to add to that pile!  We do have a direct flight, which may help.  I am trying to bundle up the sunshine and bring some home for us all!  
We don’t have to be sneaky if you go with me to a project event.  Imagine that!  I have never gotten an AM man to one, but people are very open about greeting my friends and not very inquisitive.  My cheating pals are terrified, “How do you introduce him?  How do you say you met?”  Here’s what I do.  “This is my friend Jim.”  That seems to cover it.  My mother met my last beau.  She invited him to lunch!  And told him secrets about me while I was in the bathroom!  We were always a family that “brought home strays” so everyone is used to random extra people at lunch.  They enjoy getting to know people.  She asked him how we met.  He said, “Online.”  My friends ask, “Does she know about you two?”  I don’t know.  Sometimes I think she must know, must see how we look at each other.  And in another way, I am the good girl, such things are simply not done, so it might not even occur to her.  
My sister talks about “my shirt”, i.e. the way people see me.  She thinks my shirt says, “Talk to me and I’ll make it better.”  Her shirt says, “Fuck you.”  Heh.  I wonder what your shirt says?  Perhaps… “Smarter than you.”  Or something I can’t see without seeing you. 
Why do you not demand photos like every other man?  It is refreshing.  
What is your favorite dessert? 
Please don’t bottle up your sexual urges.  Get into a pattern of letting them out!  I hope to you will pitch them at me… and I will catch them and fling them back (in honor of spring training starting today!)  

-S


by

Eminence Grise

February 19, 2015 Thursday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 8:27 AM
Re: Happy New Year!
Hi Sassy,
How was dinner?
What an elegant place. The strip steak with roasted vegetables looks really good. Your sister must have been in heaven!
Please look at Sabor Brazil:
http://m.yelp.com/biz/sabor-brasil-nashua
Sabor is way down market, but a legitimate working class Brazilian restaurant. The coffee and flan is to die for. We won’t see anyone from your book club, but the chef owner is really nice. I know you will love the pricing!
How do you know what I need before I do? Your paragraph about cuddling through the afterglow and baring my soul is all I thought about last night. This may be the most intense thing that you have proposed to me so far. Am I the same as other men? Do we all secretly need a Sassy after glow?
I have a meeting this morning, and I have a bunch workers whom I need to round up for a little talk. Did I mention how I feel about workers not working?
I upgraded my phone to Android Lollipop. That cut into my Sassy time this morning 🙁
Sassy, do you like lollipops?
Have a great day!
Mmmmwhaaaa…grrrrr!
😉
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 9:30 AM
Re: connection
I have a moment before my meeting so I will be brief.
With regards to education each of your guesses deserve partial credit. My education is incomplete by current standards. I never liked school because it interferes with my thinking. Same goes for the career. This is the simple white washed version of the story for public consumption. My colleagues wonder where my insights come from. That is the answer that I gave for example. The truth of the matter is far more complicated.
I came to the world through an unseen door. My approach to all things follows that simple model. I need a novel mental construct to understand who I am. I am not very powerful, yet I cut the Gordian Knot for many powerful people. I give myself freely with little expectation for reward. An actor acts for free for the joy of acting. He must do this whether he waits tables, or not.
I started a topic that I have no time to finish. My apologies.
I wish I could have somehow met you in the 1990’s. I believe you are the Eminence Grise  that is missing in my life. My guess is your parochial minded husband owes whatever success he enjoys to your support.
I must go.
Yours,
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 10:34 AM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year!
Hiya Jim!  
Dinner was mediocre.  I listened to my sister read “Anne of Green Gables” to my niece.  I’ve never read it – fun to hear the original.  It’s much funnier than I remember from the TV version – very droll humor. 
You are so much fun to explore and you inspire me to write special things. It’s fine to talk about what happens when you read it.  I bet you are used to hiding your sexiness, considering it impolite, but I am not like that.  It’s a natural part of life and can be very fun.  And the tempting, teasing, talking… make it even more so!  Be yourself.  Relax.  Say what you like.  Ask what you want to know.  I appreciate your finesse, your humor, your vocabulary!  
I wish I could try champagne… or wine, or cough syrup! Anything with alcohol makes me  feel like someone is trying to squeeze my eyes together and then about 20 minutes later I vomit.  Very sad.  What is your drink of choice?  Scotch?  Bourbon?  Red wine?  Beer?  I usually order iced tea, though this week I am drinking a wondrous thing called limonada, a fizzy lemonade that is perfect for a hot afternoon.  
I’ve had to be the good girl most of this week, so thank you very much for giving me a reason to sneak away into Sassyland now and then.  The things we’re doing here are a bit surreal to me, too.  I am just following along on my sister’s plan.  
Why is it uncanny that I mentioned a massage that morphs into more? 
Do you listen to music?  Are you a concert-goer?  Want to tell me your favorites?  I listen infrequently, and like artists no one has heard of.  My favorite radio programs are WERS’ Standing Room Only that plays Broadway Show tunes, and their a cappella program.  I also adore folk musicians like David Wilcox, Cheryl Wheeler and John Gorka.  But I listen to a wide range of music from classical to country to current hits.  I like things I can sing along with.  Do you sing?  I was a first soprano in high school, a second soprano in Glee Club in college, then an alto in the church choir.  I wonder if I live long enough whether I can be a tenor or a bass? 🙂 
Where is your favorite place to vacation?  Are you off to your 2nd home?  Europe? I traveled a lot before I married… tough to pick a favorite.  Colorado Springs?  St Thomas/St John maybe… or San Francisco.  London!  Hubby and I take day trips.  Lake Winnipesaukee has been good to me the past couple of summers.  
I hope not to be a burden for you, but to help you carry the load you’ve been shouldering, give you some respite, an ear, my insights, some relief, passion, release… please, oh please let the chemistry on the screen transfer to real time!   
Today’s plan, if you want to follow along:  
8:30 am  Buffet breakfast in the hotel with my esteemed traveling companions 
11:00 am Massage with oils
1:00 pm Into City for lunch at a dive called Mi Ranchito 
2:30 pm stroll around the Mercado 28, a series of stalls with things tourists might buy
4:00 pm back to the hotel for siesta and then dinner out somewhere… need to help Sis figure that out. 
7:00 pm dinner 
Hope you have a good Thursday!  I will be thinking of you.  Salacious thoughts!  Something about your belt buckle and a zipper and… mmmm.  Mwah!  
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 1:46 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
My dear, Sassy!
I love the imagery that you create for me towards the end of each email. I have no words to describe the feelings that you stir in me. I will do my best.
You are…inside me. For several days I have carried you not in my hands, but in my mind, and the core of my body. Your presence affects my behavior and attitude. I like it. I really like it, but I failed to elucidate.
By now the massage is nearly finished. I suppose you could force him to take you with your wicked wiles. He has no say in the matter as you gently project your will.
Uncanny. I could not hide anything from you, and I actually do know that you are two steps ahead of me at all times. I can perceive body issues and other fears in an intuitive way. My solution is to make one comfortable and a little aroused with a back massage. With some patience I roll her over to work the front. When I finish the legs, I slide my hands up onto her thighs while I simultaneously  lower my mouth to her nether world. I gently and deliberately draw an orgasm from her. Some cry, some run out of the room. After that the body issue is resolved. I suspect that you and I do not need to resort to trickery. We will simply do this for the fun of it.
Will we have chemistry in real time? I love this question the most. I do not experience time the way normal people do. I do not have words to explain this fact either. I promise to try when we are together, my head on your bare shoulder…
I have an illustration that I think will put you at ease. You must open your mind as if I need to tell you that. If we meet in person and you turn out to be a pre-op transgender man I will happily give you the rim job of a lifetime, and allow you to take me any way you want, as much as you want. Do you understand, Sassy?
I fear it is I that may burden you. I want to join your stable of men. I wish to earn the position of your favorite horse. Imagine that.
I am going to travel for business soon to bend a certain reality to my favor. It is all business but I leave it to you to turn that into something more if possible. This trip will happen in mid- April.
I like iced tea. I try to avoid alcohol for my good health, but I did get into a case of Francis Ford Coppola Directors Cut Sonoma County Pino Noir last night.
I do like an occasional good Scotch.
I love music of all kinds, but my car radio is tuned to NPR and CBC radio only. Of course I also like WBUR.
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 5:50 PM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year!
Hiya Jim!  
“Nap time” for me again.  So here I am with more imagery, jokes and travelogue laced with innuendo. Thank you very much for responding… and explaining.  So so good.  It sounds like I have enchanted you!  If I can “own your mind” then melding our bodies should be easy. 
The massage was marvelous!  I’ve never had oils before.  It was a lovely little woman you could not imagine could pummel as she does.  She said, “Let me pamper you!”  Okay!  
Wow… your description of your solution to body issues had me squirming in my seat… in a very good way.  I will admit that oral sex is sometimes better than vaginal for me.  I used to think I was a g-spot gal, but with recent experimentation with new toys, turns out I am actually a clit gal!  Whee!  
I am a long way from a trans gal but I appreciate your meaning.  Thank you.  
You want to join my mentourage?  I do keep a stable online but you could be the one who touches me?  My mind can split many ways but my body is for one at a time!  
Are you dreaming about a traveling companion?  I am honored.  We’ll see!  I could carry your briefcase and make your early mornings and evenings more interesting.  
Do you like Highland or Lowland scotches?  Philip is a Highland scotch drinker – Glenmorangie and Lagavulin.  One of the things he taught me.  
Ah… a news listener.  I have WBZ in the car until Hubby gets in, so I don’t get all my news from Facebook.  Do you watch TV?  I don’t have it on at all these days except to catch Downtown Abbey, and end up seeing “Doctor Who” with Hubby now and then.  
Sabur looks fun!  We have a lot of Brazilians and Azoreans in our neighborhood, but I don’t get out to eat at their places much. 
I had to go look up Eminence Grise.  Wow.  It applies in some ways.  Many women might balk at being your gray advisor, but it sounds wonderful to me.  I have learned a lot and am happy to pass it on.  You have many great years left – it is not too late to be Cardinal.  Or something.  I do like the background role.  Did you see the movie “Gosford Park” where Helen Mirren’s character explains how it is her job to anticipate what the upstairs people need, sometimes before they realize it?  That rings very true in my job, my family life and my “double life.”  
Hubby would be dead if not for me.  He tried to kill himself several times before he met me online.  I promised to keep him alive and I have.  I got him access to health care and a safe place to live, and gave him space to create and fulfill his dreams.  
We had an interesting afternoon visiting the restaurant we liked 30 years ago.  It’s not the same, but passable.  Then we wandered around the flea market.  An enterprising silver shop owner seated us in her store, asked us what we were looking for then sent her man to run all over the market looking for it!  I ended up with a pretty fridge magnet for $1, and 3 big t-shirts for Hubby.  I wanted something for the folks in the office but did not find the right thing. Maybe at the airport. We try to bring back something that typifies where we went, to share when we return.  
I’d better get dressed for dinner – we’re off to the Peruvian restaurant, Lima 12 05.  It’s supposed to have a great view of the lagoon and different food we can’t find at home.  
I do like to leave you with something to brighten your evening… something no one else tells you. As I learn more about you, I can fine tune.  For now I am tossing out ideas to see if they enhance our interaction.  Tonight you might imagine us standing facing a mirror.  You are in front, and I am behind you.  I play and you watch the reflection.  I might nibble on your neck, or do interesting things with my hands?  Mmmm… 
Have a lovely evening Jim.  Try to misbehave!  
-S 
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 8:04 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
Oh, Sassy.
I am flush, and breathing very deeply. That felt very nice!
I am pleased that you wish to have me in person. I want to be the one that touches you. I want to worship you. I want to show my affection for you. I even want to be vulnerable to you and rejoice in knowing that I am safe with you.
Oral sex is the absolute best form of sex. It is the pan ultimate act of acceptance. No other physical connection involves such a level of trust and openess. I feel very sorry for those who do not understand this.  Ecstasy. Rapture. Transcendence. Could there ever be anything more than this??
As for coitus, often a right, proper pounding is called for. I have a secret. I like to please you orally, and when I’m really turned on I penetrate you to the moment of my release. I then resume pleasuring you. This continues for as long as it takes, but you will always release first. My pleasure is secondary to yours. Don’t worry about me, I will add myself to you in one glorious moment of pleasure. I want to be your addiction.
I don’t think I want you to go on my next trip. It really isnt safe. My trip will be short but I could be away from home for an overnight….or two before or after. 🙂  A vacation with you would be grand if we could pull it off.
I like The Glenlivet Nadurra. This is available at Marriott, my preferred hotel brand. I avoid cigars now. I understand the shops push Scotchs through education. I would like to try a scotch from Nova Scotia some time. Phillip is cool.
I envy no one, yet I find myself wanting to be Phillip. I wonder what it feels like to be loved the way that you love Phillip. He is a very fortunate man.
I must go now. I will send another email in the morning. I want to ask you about the rest of today’s email.
Sweet dreams. Feel my breath on the small of your back.
Yours,
Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 9:17 PM
Subject: I Am Embarrassed
HI Sassy,
I know you will return from Mexico soon so I want to prepare for our first rendevous. Take all the time you need to settle and get caught up…but I hope to meet you soon!
I will see my Chinese lady to smooth my digits for our activities. The problem I have is body hair. Would it be too much to ask you to shave my cock and balls to your liking? You may also shave anywhere that you want. Is that okay?
🙂
Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 9:34 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
Hi Sassy,
I wanted to come back to you to respond to the second half of your message.
I watched DA, and Dr.Who (going back to black and white on PBS) I also loved the wisdom of Douglas Adams may he rest in peace. So, yes…let’s watch tv!
I like to eat…and yes I am softer around the middle than I would like to be! I think the extra testosterone made me just a bit leaner this week. It’s a start!
Breakfast would be nice. I would love to squeeze some orange juice for you. I hope to share lots of intimate meals with you.
I understand the husband enigma now. You are an Angel.
I like Helen Mirren. I would love to see Gosford Park.
See, I am not always so intense 😉
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 9:33 PM
Subject: Re: I Am Embarrassed
Well hello there.  I too hope to see your smiling face soon.  My brain can’t quite grasp being home yet, but I will soon enough.  You are so sweet to start prepping already!  We are getting down to brass tacks now, eh? 
I will help you however I can but what if I say I like a man with hair there?  It seems natural, something for me to play with.  I see a lot of shaved men in p0rn and it hits me as pre-pubescent.  
I lost all my hair during chemo… everywhere.  And it has come back thin and soft.   After having it disappear, I don’t have the urge to ever cut it again!  I did shave my legs and underarms to come here… but more I’d rather not. I hope you’ll be okay with that. 
Sleep easily and dream of a buxom Boston babe! 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/19/15 at 9:39 PM
Re: I Am Embarrassed
Wow. I finally hit a limit with you. Don’t worry, I’m a hairy mess down there.
Baby, at this point you can go fully European. I like you!
Good night.
-Jim


by

My paramour

February 18, 2015 Wednesday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 6:11 AM
Re: connection
Hey there Sassy girl,
There’s another Sassy deep inside 
Bring out all the love you hide and, oh, 
what a change there’d be 
the world would see a new Sassy girl!
That was part of a song by the Seekers from 1966. I realize that my Beatnik comments were bit on the nose as well.  Funny I learned most of my Beatnik lingo from a Dartmouth man, class of 74.  BTW never have relations with a Dartmouth man. That is some nastiness that won’t wash off!
I’m trying to say I am the yummy (I hope!) 49 year old that you expect. I am a freshly minted 49 year old, in fact.
Oh, and I weigh more than my AM weight. I also will never cum in your mouth. Okay, yes I will. Frequently…but I will never grab both sides of your head and pull you onto me in a moment of spectacular, earth shaking ecstasy. Ok, yes I will. Frequently.
I really don’t care how old you are. In fact when you are truly old I’ll visit you in the nursing home to pull your head onto me for a moment of spectacular, earth shaking ecstasy. Wait, did I say that already?
I appreciate your concern about my privacy. I have that very well covered. This will be clear to you when you get to know me better. My rich online presence also dead ends. Even my employer does not know where I actually live.
Last night I had to put the phone down quick and lost my work. Too bad, I had created a really nice email for you! 
MIT was a great guess! Alas, I never walked the hallowed halls of MIT. I do know some folks that did. 
UNH. This I liked the most. I must have spelled something wrong, or misused the possessive form of “your”! I always tell wifey that you can take the boy from the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park from the trailer park boy. A tongue twister, eh?
The gay man in FL. Between your pre-pubescent lady parts, and that sweet mouth of yours you could extract the gay right out of him. Yes, I went there 😉
We need to talk in person to cover the rest.
Have a terrific day in paradise. I wish I were there.
X O
-Jim
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From: Jim 
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 7:02 AM
Re: connection
Please read the other message first.
To answer the question about security holes:
I think I know about where you live. You live very near where you work. But not many specifics jump out. From an OPSEC standpoint you are in pretty good shape.  So, if you do want to place me in a love nest that will be fine.
I also want to point out that you are very close with your assessment of me.
I am that fine risotto from a very dark place. I am so flattered that your subconscious mind is exploring me.
I am a good guy…to the extent that I can be hooking up with a godless whore like you.
I am really nice. I saw to that long ago.
-Jim
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From: Jim 
To: Sassy 
Date: Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 7:46 AM
Subject: Re: connection
So I logged into AM,
I changed my personal ad,
and though I’m nobody’s poet,
I thought it wasn’t half bad.
So check it out when you have a chance.
Oh, and order a virgin pina colada later, and think of me as you drink it.
If you could run your tongue around the rim of the glass once, or twice, I would be very greatful.
🙂
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 3:24 PM
Re: connection
wow.  no man has changed his profile like that!   You’re off the market before you meet me?  Careful not to get ahead of things…might jinx us?
I’m mostly on AM helping friends with their profiling or reading profiles of men they’re considering,  so don’t be jealous.  
Thank you for the AM gift! I never get them here or in real life!  Very special thought
Gotta catch a boat! 
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 4:51 PM
Subject: Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Sassy!
XO
Jim

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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 4:54 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
just back at the hotel!   Tell me why you chose your profile name?
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 4:55 PM
Re: connection
LOL!
I’m trying to communicate a “championsheep” scarcity in the marketplace to stoke demand!
Speaking of friends, not another soul knows anything about this. I am very good at holding back information.  That said, if you decide you want to pass me around to your friends I’m up for that. I will want you there to supervise as a sexy quality assurance measure.
Have a nice ride, Sassy….
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2015 5:24 PM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year!
You made it! I think you need some time to rest after this vacation. It sounds like lots of fun.
I thought of the screen name quickly when I signed up.
My intent is a juxtaposition two roles in my life. On the one hand I am champion, a “stand up guy” and “solid citizen”. On the other I am horned sheep, courting a paramour.
I am totally comfortable in both roles and never the twain shall meet.
🙂
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 6:32 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
Hiya Jim!
How are you tonight?  You were quite frisky this morning!  So fun to read about that! 
I am, in theory, “napping.”  At least that’s what I told my sister.  I’m passing up a trip to the hot tub because I was in three different pools already today!  And I have important email to write to a special NH man.  You intrigue me.  That is a very good thing. 
I was kissed on the cheek by an 8 yr-old sea lion named Michelle (fish breath!) She is very smart!  Then I kissed a manatee on the mouth (her name is Sabrina).  I swam with four of them!  The manatee has the oddest mouth… kind of furry skin mandibles.  They are vegetarians, so we fed them letture.  They eat 20 kilos of lettuce a day!  Then it was time to swim with two dolphins – Madonna and Picasso.  I got to kiss Picasso.  Whee!  They do all sorts of tricks but the waves in their enclosure were battering me, so when my niece complained of being cold, I was eager to take her to the dock and watch my sister and brother-in-law cavort.  They let you swim holding onto the pectoral fins of both dolphins, then ride on their backs with a foot on each one!  We had a lovely lunch under the palapa.
I am going to rest a bit tomorrow and have a massage.  I never get to do that at home, but they have massage therapists on staff at the hotel, and my sister is treating me!  Maybe you can give me my next massage with those big hands?  You might be able to touch places they don’t.   
Your screen name makes perfect sense to me. It is so much better than BigDong69, or Licking4U or so many other tacky or uninspired profile names!  It can be tough leading the “double life” but if it is the only way to touch and be touched?  Totally worth it!
The second best part of finding a paramour (great word!) is that you have someone to talk with now. I am a great listener as well as a story teller.  Imagine being spent after some wet and wild activities, warm and lethargic under the covers with your head on a naked woman’s shoulder, and being able to laugh or sigh or even cry about things you don’t usually share.  That confidante thing can be such a relief!  I don’t judge unless you tell me you are a Yankees fan.  I was raised as one but got over it.  
Ugh… don’t make me keep guessing.  Was it Harvard?  My dad did his military training at Dartmouth in the 40s before going overseas.  He wanted me to go there but it was not my scene.  
Thank you for reassuring me about my secrets and talking about what you think you know about me.  It is odd the very personal things you and I have shared, without sharing the normal things.  Oddly, the biggest clue is something I never mention, but this blasted winter brought it out!  Why do you think I work close to home? 
Gotta run throw on a dress. We’re off to an Argentinian steak house tonight.  Look up LaCapilla if you want to see where we are.  My sister adores beef.  You can think about teasing me at dinner, finding a way under and up and… mmmm… or helping me when I lose a crouton from the caesar salad down my famous cleavage?  Oops! 
-Sassy
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2015 7:52 PM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year!
Hi Sassy,
My muses arrived early this morning so I was in rare form.
We have covered so much ground together. I love our dialogue.
I try to be a gentleman, but I must confess that our talks this week made me secrete enough pre-cum to fill a champagne flute. Do you like champagne??
Thanks for sneaking away to write me. I look forward to your missives with great anticipation.
The things you are doing this week are just surreal to me. It’s fun to live vicariously through you in Mexico!
So funny you mention massage with happy ending. Uncanny.
Oh, a double life. I long for bifurcation. My existence is multifaceted with only a few overlapping roles. I do my best to execute with style and aplomb. There are periods when I must prioritize those things that must never be sorted into a hierarchy of importance. Segue….
My paramour. The paragraph that you wrote about this is the most arousing thing about you. Trust does not come easily for me and yet I trust you.
I would love to sneak into your love nest. Very naughty. How often have I said that this week?
I must go for now…
Yours,
-Jim


by

Sassy’s rules to write a profile

February 17, 2015 Tuesday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2015 5:23 AM
Subject: Re: connection
Sassy,
Are you saying there is more Sassy to come? I fear I will drown in the deluge, but I can hold my breath for a while. Is that a good thing?
That is a great story about the first boy you kissed. Very romantic.
The young lady I told you about died at 42 years old. I was trying to track her down, but found her obituary.
My pipe question was intended to be a double entendre. I should leave the sexy writing to you ;). They have never frozen over the last 30 plus years. Last night was really cold with very strong winds.
I beat on the pipe for a while and made it squirt. I am really relieved.
I was about ready to give up on AM and consider the $330 an inexpensive tuition for a valuable lesson learned.  My search criteria was full sized and Zaftig, over 5′ 6″ tall. I moved my search distance to 50 miles and that is how I found you. Where you live tells me you are intelligent, educated, and liberal (politics aside perhaps).  Finally, your written profile leaped off the screen and grabbed me. I frantically fired off my first message to you. My hands were actually shaking. Go back and read that message.
I am doing my best not to use you for…..inspiration. I want to save it for your return from Mexico.
XO
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2015 5:26 AM
Subject: Re: connection
Hi Sassy,
I forgot to touch upon my J O B.
I work for a large corporation. My schedule is flexible and I do not report to an office. I have a company car so getting around is not an issue. I spend most of my time between NH and places in northern MA. Sometimes I do overnight travel for work. I am accountable for my time, but I’m often up in the wee ours of the morning working with my European colleagues. The sun never sets on my organization. I can envision daytime fun, lunch or even an occasional overnight.
Have fun. I’m so glad you went to Mexico this week. Still wish you were here though.
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tues, 02/17/15 at 5:26 PM
Re: connection
Hiya Jim! 
Hope your day is going well and the snow is not slowing you down too much.  Did you get more this morning?  
It is really hot today so we spent a short time at the beach and the pool, then went into town for a lovely lunch by the lagoon under straw huts.  I had the most delicious seafood risotto.  Look up El Fritango Cancun.  I am having a brief siesta before dinner.  
I thought of writing a book about “Philip” finding me.  He said no one would believe it.  Ha! He is the guy every man wants to have a scotch and cigar with, and every woman wants.  
So sad your first girl died so early.  Having survived breast cancer, whenever I hear of a someone dying young, I wonder why I am alive and they’re not.  Maybe someday my second chance will be clearer.  Believe it or not, I went looking for a different old flame from h.s. when Philip found me.  He went to West Point and his trail ended in 1991 in the Gulf War, so I assumed the worst.  Freakishly, two months later he contacted me!  It was like a ghost!  He had health problems that got him tossed from the Army, but he was very much alive.  He talked me through cancer treatment and felt like an angel sent to me just for that!  We still chat now and then but never met again. 
I was going to joke about plumbing!  Mine still works!  But I was not sure and if I made light of you having no heat or water I wasn’t sure I’d ever hear from you again!  If you use the word squirt again… I can not be responsible for what will happen if you decide to meet me!  That was very naughty!  🙂 
AM gouges men.  and tricks them.  I am very sorry about that.  It is awful.  But seems better than the other free services!  How long have you been trying online dating?  You can tell me later whether it was a good idea after you have gotten a Sassy blow job?  I read a lot about philandering, and 50 miles is supposed to be the ideal distance for an affair partner.  Lessens the chances of crossing paths in real life, close enough to drive in an hour or meet in the middle in less, and especially if you search toward a more-populated area, it increases your chances.  Thank goodness you did that!  
Thanks for the stuff about your work.  I sit in an open office with an intern or two, and three colleagues.  I enjoy them.  I have an evil boss who is just back from three months off to adopt a baby.  Our office is in the midst of a renovation and lots of moving around.  I fixed it so she’d have her own office instead of sitting 3 feet from me.  Luckily, the senior staff complained about her, so perhaps some combo of those three factors will mellow her out!  
I am “wicked smart,” educated, and liberal (politically… which we probably should not discuss?) and live where it is common.  Funny that you can tell that.  
Thanks for reading and understanding my profile.  I probably should not admit I only spent about 12 minutes writing it while talking to a gal pal online one rainy night.  I was afraid if I labored over it I’d lose my nerve.  I try to follow these five rules:

  1. be myself, 
  2. be confident, 
  3. nothing negative, 
  4. be specific so I don’t waste a man’s time, and 
  5. make him laugh! 

I didn’t mean to make you shake! Thanks for telling me that… 

Oh, go ahead and be inspired!  I hear the more you get sexy, the more sex you want!  I wish I could be inside your head… seeing what you think about, what revs you up, what sends you over.  Ah well… there’s time and I will have fun figuring it out! 
Gotta run… time to get ready for dinner.  We eat early so the little niece can get to bed at a reasonable hour.  Look up The Crab House Cancun.  😉 
Tomorrow I’m taking a boat ride over to Isla Mujeres.. not sure of my computer access.  Don’t fret if you don’t hear from me until late.  
Take care… nothing can happen to you in the next few days that will keep us from… hugging!  Mwah! 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Tue, Feb 17, 2015 at 8:24 PM
Subject: Re: connection
Hi Sassy,
Sounds like another perfect day in paradise!
I love seafood risotto. I’ll be looking up those restaurants for sure.
So you have no fewer than two heavy hitters that are into you to the point of obsession. I feel like I am joining an elite club! Maybe you are what makes them great.
We shall see who makes whom squirt. That was a nice sentence but I think you know who will definitely squirt. I said squirt twice, no, thrice! Come hither my dear!
Thanks for telling me where you went to college.  I had you pegged as a Wellesly girl by our second email, so I was close. I should have known since you love men so much.  Based on what you know so far where do you think I went to school?
No surprise that you are liberal.  I would be very comfortable in your area. 
You are very open with me and at the same time you play your cards close to the vest. Unless your parents were beatniks I don’t think Sassy is your given name. If they were beatniks I can dig it. I turned on, and made that scene baby!   
So here is the reveal for your fun and enjoyment. I am the mystery that is an enigma. My colleagues describe me this way.  [some hints about where he works]. Isn’t this fun?
You now have enough data to get a fix upon my identity. Don’t worry we are sympatico!
Regarding AM, the investment was worth it. Our emails alone are worth at least $500.00. You are so very kind to mention me getting Sassy blow job. I can’t fix a bid to that. Besides, without AM how would I have met you?
Yes, you inspire me. I intend to return every drop of that inspiration to you. Yes, that is sexy indeed. I’ll meet you at the gate at Logan. Look for the man who has had an erection for nearly a week!
I do hope this missive finds you before you drift off to sleep.
Sweet dreams my sweet Sassy.
X O
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2015 8:35 PM
Subject: Re: connection
Sorry this was poorly written…almost got caught   🙁
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tues, 02/17/15 at 11:07 PM
Re: connection
Hiya Jim!  
Your messages are such a treat!  I smile, I giggle, I sigh and I tingle!  You are a wonderful writer. 
I liked this day best.  There was time to catch my breath.  I like the excursions but I like some time on my own as well. 
Please DO NOT GET CAUGHT.  I have walked that road with an AM man and another pal, and it is NOT FUN.  If you need help to stay safe, say so.  I pay attention to the many ways to hide and delete and browse incognito to protect yourself.  
I had a different risotto tonight at a very fancy restaurant.  It was not nearly as good as the one at lunch at the dive bar down along the lagoon.  There’s a lesson there somewhere. 
You are too funny.  Or very perceptive.  Or both.  Your quip about the heavy hitters was a new insight.  When they first contacted me I was puzzled… things never went far in high school.  Why did they even remember me?  Why didn’t the boy I lost my virginity to get in touch?  The answer seems to be “unfinished business.”  Apparently, a very powerful motive.  I had three men contact me in the space 4 months in 2010.  So odd.  The third was a gay man in FL who had to tell me he was regretting never having sex with a woman and if he ever had, he would’ve wanted me.  But was not wanting to do it now.  Huh. 
You seem pretty great already but if I can boost you up a notch, I am happy to do it! 
Oh my!  Squirting for everyone, I say!  Hee!  Or gushing.  Spurting?  This is going to be fun.  
Wellesley?  HA!  What made you say that?  Am I like other Wellesley alums you know?  I know several women who graduated from there. I am not like them.  They are the intellectuals, the philosophy majors, like my dad.  I was the practical one, the organizer, like my mother.  They can discuss Kant or Hegel or Nietsche.  I wonder where we’re going for dinner and how to split the bill and whether I can find a coupon!  I certainly do like men.  Certain men. 
I was pondering where you went to college… I dare not guess.  There are signs of UNH, MIT, Dartmouth but then I thought somewhere unusual… I sense bits of self-made and other times “old boy network” so very tough to say.  Am I close? 
The name thing is tricky.  My parents were definitely not beatniks.  My first fella “Philip” named this side of me… wondering if I was “the same sassy girl” he remembered.  It helps me in two major ways: 
1) You will think I am crazy but I feel like I have two sides.  There is the good girl – a demure business woman with the office job, an elderly mother and the sexless marriage and bills to pay and… zzzzz.  BORING!  I don’t want to be reminded of all that.   Then there is the Sassy Girl.  She’s fun!  She is the one you want to play with.  It’s like those ads with the devil on one shoulder saying “DO IT!” and the angel on the other side warning about the risk and the mess.  I try to shut her up as much as possible and let Sassy out. 
2) I am protected.  Not so much from you, though there are nasty men out there… but from the wife or the son who sees an email or a text and decides to trace THAT GODLESS WHORE WHO SEDUCED… ahem.  Only thing is… there is no real name.  And a Yahoo account that leads nowhere.  No address.  Only a google voice phone number and a “fake name” and a dead end.  So I hope you will call me Sassy and be happy to be in on the scheme.  If we carry on awhile, I will talk about “real me” in person where no one can find it on your phone or computer!  
If you can figure out who I am, tell me.  I want to plug those holes and only reveal when I am ready!  I am not part of the evil in the world, but you have no way of verifying that.  I’m sorry it has to be that way for now but I have heard too many stories from friends and run into bad situations myself that make me wary.  
I used to be a big-time Googler trying to figure out who I was talking with… but I’ve given it up.  I wait and let things roll along.  If you are an enigma, I will have to send to Bletchley Park for the code.  
Wow… you are so incredibly sweet to say my emails are worth it.  Being valued… wanted… heady stuff that!  I am so enjoying this conversation.  We’ll have to play “how else would we have met” as we get to know each other better.  The small world factor usually means it would have happened… but AM certainly makes it easier, if not exactly easy.  
Meet me at Logan?  Hee!  I have already been fantasizing about that.  Very tempting to see your smiling face, get a hug.  If  there was any chance I could be presentable and scintillating after a long flight, or even guarantee I could be on time, I would totally be up for it!  But alas, I will probably be toast.  
Have I actually been exciting you in a physical way?  I haven’t even been really trying yet.  Okay… maybe with that snippet of erotica.  There is definitely much more to cum!  If you’d like to read more of my sexy stories, let me know. 
Here are two other things I am wondering about:
Are you really 49?  I find that men who put a “9” in their age are usually at least a couple of years older.  It doesn’t matter… just wondering.  It’s good to fudge a little to avoid detection.  I am really 55, until September. 
Where do you stand on guilt issues?  I’ve run into “guilt kings” on AM, though I am never sure if that’s true or their way to let me down easy if they don’t want to continue.  I have none at all.  I feel like I should but I don’t.  
I want to write and write… but I must get to bed.  Breakfast arrives at 7:30 am and I have to be in my swimsuit and packed, ready to head out to the boat before that.  Ugh.  I wish I could just write to you… it is such a great part of my day!  
-S


by

Breathless in NH

February 16, 2015 Monday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Mon, 02/16/15 at 1:31 PM
Re: connection
Hey There Sassy!
I woke up to frozen pipes this morning. Do you know anything about plumbing?
Why am I breathless?  The writing style and the content does it for me. Your prose has an enticing cadence to it. I read along and enjoy the underlying sexual charge, and then you drop something in that is unbelievably hot, and then return to the original pattern. I know I am a little different so I should not speak for all men. However, with regards to me you really understand the male psyche. You coax my ego out of my body, make amazing love to it, and then put it right back. Yes. Breathless. Even a little scared about ceding such control to you. I am in awe regardless of how you put on panties, or if you wear them at all.
Am I as interesting in person? First of all, thanks for saying so. My left brain is most dominant. I sometimes come off as a little dull initially. We covered a ton of ground in the past few days, but I am confident that I still have some unique Schtich to offer you as we spend time together.
I detect some trepidation in you if you will pardon my saying so. See the last sentence of the last paragraph for reference. Let’s face it, we are hedonists and our bodies show it. One of my voices says that you will not be attracted to me, while a 100 other voices are saying you will at maximum volume. Guess which one I listen to!
More perspective. I was something of a savant when I was young. I found a useful place among my peers as an effective liaison between kids and parents, for example. Oh, he’s with you. He never gets in trouble with you. Otherwise I was basically ignored and considered anti-matter especially to young ladies.
So I began working a boring job that nobody could understand. Of course there were no women in that business during the 80s. By some fluke I met a woman more than twice my age. She became my girlfriend for a while at 24 years old. There were no cougars back then, only Mrs. Robinson. We had wild sex, she even introduced me to another woman in her office, but hubby found out and decided he wanted some chicken. I didn’t go for that. I answered another question for you! Two birds with one stone.
Where am I going with this? I’ve been hot for older women since before it was cool. Back then I still paid for everything because I’m a man. I hear about guys now that live in a love nest all expenses paid. The world is changed. I wish you could have met me at 24….I was a machine and amazingly discrete about it. Like a sexual secret weapon. Enough of that. I ramble.
My girlfriend was 50 years old, and nowhere near as intelligent as you. You are also taller and very likely much prettier. I know that we could be getting ahead of ourselves here, but I believe we are compatible.
Either way, we are going to have, at the bare minimum, one epic make-out and heavy petting session. 
It will be glorious!
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Monday, 02/16/15 at 2:16 PM
Re: Connection
Hiya Jim!
Great to hear from you!  I survived Chichen Itza!  The temple is more massive than any photo can convey.  
So sorry to hear about your pipes! Has that happened before?  I’m seeing the same sad news from many friends.  Seems like this storm is the worst. Hope it’s an easy fix.
Very interesting about your older lady.  Life is strange and wonderful.   I never had good sex. Men did their thing and I waited for it to be over, not understanding how it was supposed to be.  Five years ago, the first boy I kissed in a grown-up way at age 14 found me after 37 years. I didn’t remember much – just that he’d dumped me after 3 weeks before anything much happened.  Turns out he had wanted to “finish what we started,” using me as his um…inspiration when alone all these years.  He resurrected me sexually, talked me into meeting him in D.C., showed me how it should be. But he was military, married and got a new post far away.  He encouraged me to find a local man and follows my adventures in a general way.  I couldn’t fathom any man would respond to my stats online, but my friends told me about AM and bet me I would hear from men.  They were right!
You are in awe?  I do like to write. I feel so powerful.  Please don’t worry – I only use my sexy super powers for good.  I have a very good impression of you too.  I may seem shy at first in person, but trust you will bring out my Sassy side.  I will send you a small sample of how I channel my excess energies.  Probably should read when you’re alone!
-Sassy
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Mon, Feb 16, 2015 at 2:20 PM
Subject: The View
Just as I was finishing my last meeting of the day yesterday, 
gathering my papers off the marble table in the conference 
room on the 36th floor, the sound of sirens wafted up from 
the expressway below.  Everyone else had left the room, so 
I took a minute to lean over the marble counter and stare 
down at the roadway.  There was a horrible wreck of mangled 
metal and shattered glass, several cars and a tractor trailer 
twisted together.  The traffic was stopped behind the mess, 
and the cars on the other side barely moved, rubbernecking.
Suddenly, I heard the door close. I straightened up, but before I
could turn, I felt your arm around my waist, and felt the heat of you
on my back through my dress.  You were already hard, pressed
tightly against my ass.  I started to speak, but you put a finger
on my lips and teased a corner.  I licked your thumb, and you moved
your hand down to unbutton my dress.  Just enough to slip
your hand inside and tease a hard nipple.  I moaned and let my head
fall back against your shoulder.  You bit my neck and ran your
tongue across my skin.
You slipped your hand under my skirt and inside my underwear,
teasing my most sensitive spot.  You pressed a finger inside,
unsurprised at the moisture gathered there.  I was startled
as you lowered my underwear.  I felt like my knees would
buckle, but you tightened your grip and spread my legs to
balance me against the counter.  I panicked when I heard
the rasping sound of your zipper, but before I could form the
words in my mind to stop you, I felt you hot and hard against
my skin, and a low moan was all that escaped my lips.  You
shoved it inside me, and your breathing grew ragged as you
watched yourself slide in and out.  You kneaded the flesh of
my hips as you moved, then reached around me to rub the top
of my slit in time with your strokes.  I was trying to be
quiet, but could not hold in all the gasps of pleasure as
you thrust deeper and deeper inside me, your balls slapping
against me.  You felt the trembling start inside me, and
the clenching around you.  You felt the pulsing, the searing
heat and suddenly lost control, pounding me into the wood
and stone, spurting up inside me over and over.
The only sound was our uneven breathing and the whirring
air conditioning.  You pressed your cheek to my back and
whispered, “What a view…”
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Mon, 02/16/15 at 2:29 PM
Re: The View
Wow. I am both shaken and stirred! Very, very hot!!
by

Jim’s delightful digressions

February 15, 2015 Sunday
From: Jim 
To: Sassy
Date: Sun, 02/15/15 at 4:23 AM
Re: connection
Now that is a beautiful beach! The color of sea is breathtaking.
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From: Jim 
To: Sassy
Date: Sun, 02/15/15 at 5:49 AM
Re: connection
My sweet Sassy,
I am imagining you as you sleep this morning. I can almost feel the room. Is there a window open?
I loved traveling together with you to Mexico! The airline with its fast plane, and inflight communication compressed time for us. 
I spent the day in my living room, phone in hand, reading our messages and thinking about you amidst my family.
I am 6′ 4″ tall. I have salt and pepper hair cut short for business.
I found a Chinese lady that keeps my hands looking neat. My finger tips are smooth and soft for touching you, and I can still dig my nails in when I need to. This is our secret.
I am a big man. I have large hands. I outweigh you by a few pounds. You are a delicate flower on my arm. You are safe with me. You need not endure the company of frail little men ever again.
Please forgive the puffy-chested bluster of the last paragraph. I believe my testosterone level spiked. Any idea why?
My voice. My voice gets mixed reviews. Some find my tonality a bit authoritarian at times so I try to be mindful of that. On the other hand, confident, secure people never complain. I have a low whisper for my Sassy…I can’t wait to hear your voice.
I am curious about so many things. We have time.
What do they offer for breakfast in Mexico? Should we simply stay in bed a little longer?
Pulling you close, gazing into your eyes, a long sweet kiss…..
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 15, 2015 at 3:11 PM
Subject: Re: connection
Hiya Jim!  How’s your day going?  
I’m seeing photos from Boston in the snow that really make me appreciate Mexico!  
We’re at a nature theme park today called Xcaret. I swam for an hour down 
an underground river, then rested in a hammock by the ocean and ate ceviche 
and tacos listening to the waves.  When I dream of being here, the ocean 
is what calls to me – that silly blue kool-aid color. 
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Sassy
To: Jim 
Date: Sun, Feb 15, 2015 at 3:45 PM
Subject: Re: connection
Wow…you are a romantic!   I’m not used to that.  It made me smile.  
And tingle.  I wish you could be here, for the food and the warmth 
and… cuddling.  It is a romantic place.  Your talk of hands had my 
imagination racing…in graphic,  naughty directions.  Whee!
Here are my three questions for today: 
How old were you when you first had sex?  I was 17, with my high 
school beau.  We had no idea what to do, so it was rather…boring.   
I couldn’t figure out why grown-ups liked it.  Hee. I’ve learned a lot. 
Do you still have sex with your wife?  I have not been with hubby 
in a long time, despite my best efforts at seduction.  I fantasize 
about a man who will say yes.  
What is your favorite part of a woman’s body?
Thank you for indulging my nosy self.  The more I know,  the better 
I can make it when we meet.  Feel free to ask me whatever – I am 
very open on most subjects.
I adore breakfast but my sister’s family are grab-it and go types.  
So I had a protein bar.  Eh.  The hotel breakfast is like any fancy 
Marriott anywhere.  I hope we can get off the tourist track for 
something different.  Luckily lunch was an incredible Mexican seafood 
buffet!   What’s your favorite meal, say, for your birthday? 
I’d better stop now and go look at more macaws.  Stay warm. 
Don’t think about my boobs…too much.  😉
-S
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Sun, 02/15/15 at 3:59 PM
Re: connection
Hi Sassy,
You are visiting an amazing place! 
I really like ceviche. I need to have that more often!
This vacation is timed perfectly. I think the worst is behind us in terms of snow, but it is still very cold.
The water there is almost too perfect. How long will it take you to grow tired of it? 🙂
I am so glad you are on this vacation as much as I would like to meet you for lunch tomorrow.
Hugs and kisses!
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Sun, 02/15/15 at 5:15 PM
Re: connection
Sweet Sassy,
Once again you leave me breathless!
A grab and go breakfast is most unfortunate. Americans always seem 
to eat while walking. I’m American and I still don’t get it. 
I wish I were there with you. It sounds like a nice place to get to know 
each other. Would we ever leave the room?
I’m so glad you like the hands. Most men brag about other appendages. 
I suppose that if my “appendage” were huge I may never have bothered 
to learn how to use my mouth and hands. Are you familiar with edging? 
Forgive me. I digress.
A man with a hammer treats everything as a nail. I bring a tool box 
containing special tools which I use interchangeably until the task is 
“complete”. I work as though I am being paid by the hour. In fact, I 
often take the time to “complete” the job repeatedly. Darn, I digress again!
Maybe I can tackle your deliciously salacious interrogatives. I really 
appreciate the questions.
I was also 17 my first time. First day of school senior year I spotted this girl 
and began to pursue her. Out of character for me, but I really pushed hard 
with my imagination I created unique tactics. She thought I was a geek 
until I cut my losses and became truly indifferent to her. You can guess 
the rest. She was very experienced, very generous with no reciprocation
 (good for me since I thought it was a one sided transaction…I had no clue).
I do not have sex with my wife. I confess that she suddenly gave me some 
attention. I think it was a self defense move. Maybe she sees something 
different in me subconciously. I let it happen reluctantly. Can you imagine that?
I don’t want to be an obligation. It made me feel worse….I felt as though
 I was cheating. This cognitive dissonance troubles me. Now you are 
my confidante.
Sassy your husband is gay. What else could it be? Keep him around as 
long as his rent checks don’t bounce.
My favorite parts of a woman. The correct answer is the eyes and smile.
 Our path to the naughty bits is through the eyes. Nice segue to the naughty bits.
The naughty bits. Nice boobs are…really nice. I blush as I tell you my 
favorite part…..everything below the waist. I connect with you there using 
that specialty tool kit I mentioned earlier. I am very intimate with you there 
when we establish complete trust and acceptance. I have a way to make 
that happen with no effort on your part. We have lots of time. The whole
 process will feel very good.
I may ejaculate upon seeing you for the first time. I apologize for that in advance.
Don’t worry, I can take a licking and keep on ticking for the right lady.
Bye for now Ms. Right.
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Sun, 02/15/15 at 7:43 PM
Re: connection
Sassy, I forgot to answer the meal question. I really like so many different 
foods. I was born on Thanksgiving day so I like all of that traditional fair.
Given the choice I would like sushi and a Little saki for my birthday. 
Not too much saki…it’s bad for the libido.
XO
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sunday, February 15, 2015 10:21 PM
Subject: Re: connection
Hiya Jim!  Hope the storm is gone and you can get a respite for a day or so.  
I can’t write for long – have to be out front of the hotel at 6:30 am!  This is not
my idea of vacation.  I am never awake at that time of day!  But my sister 
and her family are tourist troopers – up early and away!  We’re off to Chichen Itza
to see Mayan ruins.  This is my third trip here and I didn’t make it out there the 
first two, so I am determined to go this time.  
What did I say that made you breathless?  I am just being my Sassy self.  🙂 
Men seem to think women are only interested in cock size, but I’ve found that 
average or smaller men are much more attentive, don’t just pound away and
think that will do it.  And they are much easier to deep throat!  I have most 
certainly heard of edging.  I invented it.  Okay… not exactly.  But I am very 
good at it.  With my hands and mouth.  You are very cute when you digress! 
I would like to explore your tool box.  And you can see how mine compares.  
And perhaps we can find some new ones together.  I like variety.  I might 
bring my toy bag too.
Thank you for answering my questions and giving some background.  You
 fascinate me.  It makes me want to ask more and more!  Can you really 
be as interesting as you seem in email?  Cum on sight?  Wow… never heard 
that before!  Don’t get me too built up – I still put on my panties on 
one leg at a time.  
I laughed out loud when you said Hubby is gay.  Thank you for the vote of 
confidence for me implied there.  He does consider himself bisexual, but
never does anything on the guy-side of things.  Have you had an adventures 
with a guy?  I helped a gal who was drunk home from a work party and she 
came on to me.  I adored her but just could not do much… I am about 98% 
heterosexual!
What’s your usual sushi order?  I will admit to being a wimp on the sushi 
front – I adore the “cooked ones” like egg, eel, CA roll or crab.  Maybe we 
take care of your libido first for your birthday and then have saki?  I can’t 
drink alcohol, so you have all you want and I will see you home safely.  
Do you want to say something about your work?  Are you in an office or 
out and about?  Can you get away to play sometimes?  I am an office 
manager, keeping the place organized and upbeat so the senior staff can 
focus on their work and not administrative stuff.  In theory I work 9-5 but 
I have lots of time off, and “doctors appointments” too! 
Mmm… licking.  That got me thinking.  More on that later.  Must sleep.  
Thank you for giving me such fun things to think about today.  Even if you 
decide I am not Ms Right, I will never forget this time of “going on vacation 
with you!” 
Now I’ll go and leave you to think about the small of my back and where 
you could go from there.  Mwah! 
-S