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Lick the screen

April 2, 2018 Monday
6:50 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!   Mwah!

7:39 AM Phil
Good morning, have a great Monday!

9:35 AM Sassy
Yes, it’s April 2nd. And it’s snowing!
9:19 PM Phil

[photo of his lower half while he sits on the couch showing his naked legs and erect cock]

Looking at you
: ) 
9:29 PM Sassy
Oooh… I almost licked the screen.
9:33 PM Phil
Was just thinking about you and that happened

9:36 PM Sassy
Mmmm… what were you thinking about me?
9:45 PM Phil
Entering you from behind and snapping pics. 
Licking your toy clean, your hot mouth on my cock.
I also think about eating sea food by the water, a romantic dinner at Legal, Greek food, Thai. 

Good times Sass, good times
9:48 PM Sassy
Oh yes… we managed to make the best of times
So happy to hear they still get a rise out of you
9:49 PM Phil
Certainly do!

9:53 PM Sassy
I’m still thinking about last night too!


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Easter Superstar

April 1, 2018 Sunday EASTER SUNDAY
6:54 AM Sassy
Happy Easter Philip!

8:14 AM Phil
Happy Easter Sass!

4:09 PM Sassy

Easter brunch at Posto in Davis Square Somerville
Special Easter brunch sign – they don’t usually open until dinner time
Festive entry table decorations – carnations, roses and plastic colorful eggs
Another of the special Apple cocktails, this time with a pansy!
My tea-gria: Crimson Berry Iced Tea | Orange Slice | Ginger Ale
BEETS SALAD – chioggia beets | goat cheese | vincotto | olive oil croutons. 
So beautiful and delicious!
OLIVA – warm olives | orange | rosemary | arbol chile
Festive Easter apple cocktail drink with a fuchsia blossom
Easter special entree – Braised lamb ragu | mafaldine | 
goat cheese crema | golden raisins | sweet peas | parmesan,
 rather like a lamb bolognese! So tasty!
GNOCCHI – braised beef short ribs | red wine sauce | parmesan crema
I forgot to take a photo of the Pizza we shared as an appetizer – PORCHETTAfennel roasted pork | fontina | asiago | red onion | oregano
Rainbow Trout with tomato ragu | sweet peas | 
asparagus | garlic | shallots crimini mushrooms
Dessert menu to drool over
A little Lindt chocolate bunny to mark the day 
that I brought for each person
TIRAMISU – Chocolate | Marscapone | Espresso
HAZELNUT CRUNCH – Hazelnut Daquois| | Chocolate Cremeux | 
Cookie Crumble | Cherry Port
VANILLA BEAN PANNA COTTA with Raspberry Puree | 
Prosecco Gelee | Fresh Raspberries
Apple blackberry crostada with vanilla gelato and spiced honey

5:01 PM Sassy
What’re you doing to celebrate?
5:34 PM Phil
Went to church. 
Smoked a turkey for dinner, work around the yard. 
Now sipping a scotch and enjoying cigar

5:35 PM Sassy
Nice!  Good hymns?
5:37 PM Phil
“Christ the Lord is risen today” and “He Lives,” both favorites. 
I can still hit all those notes
Couple more hours of yard work to go but came out great!

5:39 PM Sassy
Oooh… I adore the first one… Ah-ah-ah-le-lu-u-ia!
5:39 PM Phil
Jesus Christ Superstar Live on TV tonight
That’s the hymn
5:39 PM Sassy
One of the few times I wish I had a way to watch TV.  Maybe they’ll stream it later.
5:40 PM Phil
I’m sure they will. Alice Cooper is in it

5:40 PM Sassy
Remember the sunrise services we used to do in NY… up on the hill at the Methodist Church or down in the cemetery by the big crypt?
5:41 PM Phil
Morning has Broken

5:41 PM Sassy
I remember doing JCS at church in the 70’s… seemed so radical!
5:41 PM Phil
Good times
5:41 PM Sassy
One of the few we opened the back windows and seated people all the way back in the hall!
5:41 PM Phil
It was considered radical as was Godspell
Gonna ease my sore back into the tub first

5:44 PM Sassy
Mmm… wish I could rub it for you
5:45 PM Phil
You were rubbing me the other night. You don’t remember?

5:47 PM Sassy
Oh yes… could do it every day.  
Some nights… and weekends!
5:47 PM Phil
You made a mess
: ) 

5:51 PM Sassy


[photo of my left breast with an erect nipple]

5:53 PM Phil
I was just thinking that I hadn’t seen those in a while
: )   lovely, just lovely
I’d like to make a mess right there 
and then lick and suck till they were all cleaned up

5:54 PM Sassy
Mmm… sounds perfect.


[photo of my lower half, legs spread with my hand holding my Lelo Gigi toy onto my clit with my panties pulled aside]

5:57 PM Phil
Mmmm damn that’s hot!

[photo of his cock and legs while he’s standing, wearing rainbow socks]
I believe this fits there as well
I could be licking your pussy while you buzz your clit and then move up, shove my cock deep and fuck you hard

5:59 PM Sassy
Much better, but a gal does what she can when you’re far away.  ; ) 
Those socks are something!
Did I make it stick up like that?

6:02 PM Phil
You did make it stick up like that
I like funky socks

6:02 PM Sassy
Yay!  Makes my tongue tingle to flick that special spot on the back on the crown
I’m so glad you can express your funky sock tastes now
I want to take you deep, so my nose nestles in that furry spot at the base
6:07 PM Phil
Love that, love being that far back in your throat and you can flick my crown any time

6:08 PM Sassy
Mmmm…makes me so wet thinking of that.

6:09 PM Phil
Mmmm, I like you wet and slippery.
The easier to slide this very hard cock balls deep and fuck you till you shudder 

6:12 PM Sassy
I adore that sound… when your balls slap against me and there that’s squishing sound… mmm mmm mmm
6:13 PM Phil
And the delightful smell of cum
6:13 PM Sassy
Juices mixed together.
6:13 PM Phil
Delicious too
I hope your toy is busy, make that sweet pussy cum babe.
6:16 PM Sassy
Very soon.  You stroking?
6:18 PM Phil
What else am I gonna do with this raging cock? Need to cum
6:18 PM Sassy
Fun to play and know you are too

6:18 PM Phil
Wish I was cumming on or in you

6:24 PM Sassy

Oh me too

6:24 PM Phil

[2-second video of him smiling at the camera]

[15-second video of his hand stroking his cock]
6:24 PM Sassy
Oh yeah… wish I was doing that!
6:25 PM Phil
Me too!

6:31 PM Phil
Love being stroked, fingers sliding up and down, the other hand fondling my balls slipping over my ass, mmmm

I’d be happy to lick that toy clean for you
6:34 PM Sassy
Oh my… that would be so hot
better to lick me.
6:35 PM Phil
Could do both
Fuck you with my tongue while rubbing your clit with my nose and Flicking it with my tongue
6:39 PM Sassy
Oh man… there would an explosion.  
You might get soaked!
6:39 PM Phil
I could look at Tumblr all day and never get as hard as I do from a single picture of your tits or pussy
I would love that!
6:40 PM Sassy
I’m trying to find somewhere to put my photos where I could just share with specific people.  You ever used Dropbox? Or maybe Google Drive.
6:40 PM We’ll see…
Then you could look whenever you want, without leaving a trace
6:40 PM Phil
Never have but that would be fun

And I can cum and cum
6:41 PM Sassy
So happy to help with that.
6:41 PM Phil
Mmmmmmm : )  
6:41 PM Sassy
Remember the past and imagine the future!
6:42 PM Phil
Absolutely!
I need a pic of my cock nestled between your tits. That would be fun
6:44 PM Sassy
Oh yes.  We definitely need to snap a bunch next time
You going in doggy style
You in my mouth
6:44 PM Phil
Oh absolutely!
Mmmmmmm
6:45 PM Sassy
Photos of me may work so well because you know exactly what that skin feels like
6:46 PM Phil
Oh Yeah, know how you feel, smell and taste
6:48 PM Sassy
So your brain pulls in all that, not just the visual
I usually start with Tumblr, then imagine you doing the same and more… makes it wicked hot.
6:53 PM Phil
It’s hot just cause it’s you. My brain does pull in the smells, tastes, feel.
6:57 PM Sassy
Yes indeed!
9:10 PM Phil
Superstar is fabulous!

9:10 PM Sassy
Phew.  My FB friends are saying that too.  Though they wish the audience would shut up.

You singing along?
I know every word and note of it…
9:17 PM Phil
Of course. It’s a rowdy audience for sure but I’m loving it

[Video clip from Jesus Christ Superstar of Mary Magdalene singing “I Don’t Know How To Love Him”]

9:29 PM Sassy
Wow!  Thanks!

9:46 PM Phil
[Video Clip from Jesus Christ Superstar of “Trials and Tribulations”]
[Video Clip from Jesus Christ Superstar of John Legend singing “Gethsemane”]

9:48 PM Sassy
Did you like Alice Cooper?

9:49 PM Phil
I’m behind. Haven’t seen him yet

10:04 PM Phil

[Video from Jesus Christ Superstar of Alice Cooper as Herod singing]

I thought he was a hoot!
10:07 PM Sassy
Wow!  He really camped that up!

10:08 PM Phil
And it got better


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Hearty Starty

March 30, 2018 Friday

6:06 AM Sassy
Hope you have a good Good Friday!
6:09 AM Phil
Good morning! 
Thanks for the laugh.  That is a very silly goat! 
Hope yours is a good Good Friday as well!

5:27 PM Sassy
Another tasty Chinese meal from my favorite – Mary Chung’s in Central Square Cambridge! 

11:37 PM Sassy


from UK Paramedic Humor Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/ukparamedichumour/photos/a.802000429881874/1666391116776130/?type=3&theater


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Silly goat

March 29, 2018 Thursday
8:33 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!  Hope you have a particularly good Thursday!
My day was made by a package I thought was lost showing up!!
12:06 PM Phil
Happy Thursday! Happy to hear it!

2:15 PM Sassy
Woo hoo! Time for baseball!
5:46 PM Phil
Boooooooooo
6:29 PM Sassy
Be nice! May the best team win! 
Except not the Yankees. ; P
7:04 PM Phil
Ha! 
8:02 PM Phil
[Philip in his hot tub with naked shoulders and smile]
Enjoy the evening
8:03 PM Sassy
Thanks Mr Sexy
I was just looking at the cutest puppies… wondering if you wanted another one?  Friend’s mom rescued five of them from beside the highway in PR!  They are hoping to fly them here and get folks to adopt them.

[Photos of five sweet puppy faces]

9:40 PM Phil
What cuties!
11:40 PM Sassy
Have a silly goat drinking water – make sure the sound is on

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdZDdE4UL8s&w=320&h=266]


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Bronwyn

March 28, 2018 Wednesday

8:09 PM Sassy
Having dinner at a German restaurant and thinking of you!

9:06 PM Sassy
First time at Bronwyn in Union Square Somerville for their Restaurant Week treats

Fresh lemonade
Urnebes -Serbian feta cheese spread, pepper, roasted garlic 
with toast (pickled cauliflower and carrots)
Charcuterie platter – cotechino, candied bacon, smoked kielbasa, 
rabbit liver mousse, bacon, smoked pork loin
 and haus mustards with toast
Warm German potato salad with bacon
Knoblauch supper – Green garlic soup with sunflower seeds
Hubby’s pork schnitzel with mashed potatoes, 
hungarian paprika and pepper sauce
Giant curry wurst with sauerkraut and fried potatoes
Wurst platter – currywurst, bratwurst, kielbasa, Blutwurst,
 knackwurst with Sauerkraut and fried potatoes
Black forest cake with cherries and whipped cream
Šišky – fresh warm Slovakian doughnuts, 
filled with bavarian cream, dark chocolate sauce drizzle
Apple strudel – pastry, apples, raisins and whipped cream
9:37 PM Phil
Yummy!
9:37 PM Sassy
The couple next to us had those huge glass steins of beer and said Prost!
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Toraya time

March 27, 2018 Tuesday
7:58 PM Sassy
Terrific time at Toraya in Arlington- shumai, sushi and soft-shell crab tempura!  
Agi fry mackerel for Hubby
Softshell crab and vegetable tempura for me
Shrimp shumai for me
Futomaki and fish nigiri – mackerel, salmon, tuna, yellowtail
 for Hubby
Tamago (egg) and unagi (eel) nigiri sushi for me
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To the stage

March 26, 2018 Monday

8:09 AM Sassy
Good morning!  Mwah!
8:14 AM Phil
Good morning! Have a great Monday!

7:47 PM Sassy
This girl… wow. Fascinating details about how she went from a dinner table conversation about the Parkland shooting to the stage at the march on Saturday!
The story behind 11-year-old Naomi Wadler and her March for Our Lives speech

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/the-story-behind-11-year-old-naomi-wadler-and-her-march-for-our-lives-speech/2018/03/25/3a6dccdc-3058-11e8-8abc-22a366b72f2d_story.html

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Safer Facebook

March 25, 2018 Sunday

6:19 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!  Have a superb Sunday!
8:10 AM Phil
Good morning. Happy Palm Sunday.
9:00 AM Sassy
Hosanna!

4:26 PM Sassy

Yummy treats at Greek Corner in North Cambridge
Avegolemono soup
Taramousalata dip with pita

8:36 PM Sassy
Enjoyed seeing the North Cambridge Family Opera’s show “Weedpatch” tonight! So many talented kids and parents in a show about an era in history I had not known!

11:46 PM Sassy
This article has easy-to-follow steps to unhook your FB from its apps that leak data. I didn’t have many, and I had unchecked the option to share my friends list etc. on all but two. They also show how to keep your FB friends from sharing your data.  Not sure if it makes any difference but it made me feel a bit safer!