From: Floridian
Date: Tuesday May 14, 2019 at 8:23 am
AM Message 

Sassy, you’re welcome to occupy as much of my time online and my mind offline as you want. You intrigue me as well and I find intelligent repartee spiced with quadruple entendre to be extraordinarily titillating (not an onomatopoeic term but it should be) and you’ve aroused much of my being. You seem able to give as good as you get and I’m a sucker for that. Ask away. And even if it’s just for a quick latte (or a shot and a beer while I drink seltzer), I’d come to you if you can find a window.

I am also retired, pulling the pin last year after determining that, like youth being wasted on the young, retirement is wasted on the old. I dabble in part-time work to keep me busy. Yes, I do come north fairly regularly. But my wife also goes up on solo trips, leaving me to fend for myself down here. Which is another option, should you choose to accept your mission. If you’d care to eliminate Ashley as a middle person, I can be found behind my profile name online in America. (How clever am I, huh?)

Josh

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From: Floridian
Date: Tuesday May 14, 2019 at 8:26 am
AM Message

And to answer your question about this weekend’s company, I have not arranged any meet and greet and grope and giggle and nibble. No one has caught my attention like you so far. You’ve set the bar fairly high.

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To: Floridian
Date: Tuesday May 14, 2019 at 2:27pm

AM Message

Hiya Josh! Popping in for quick hug and perhaps a French kiss between meetings! Thank you for writing and opening up to me. It’s brightening up a very gray cold day here! I adore poking around in people’s minds, so strap in for some fun! I’m always a little nervous when I start sassing a new fellow – glad you understood it and didn’t think I am too much of a hussy. So sorry you didn’t find someone for this weekend. I appreciate the offer of you meandering my way – I would adore an iced chai latte and stroking the inside of your wrist with my thumb – but there is not window. I am so sorry. FYI – I don’t drink liquor either – it makes me barf! I haven’t been to FL since right after hurricane Andrew… I bet it looks better now. Do you think you could host me without getting caught? I might be game after I know you a bit. Have you always lived down there or did you escape some colder climate? Awesome that you’ve retired! So many people tell me they are never going to do it. Maybe you can give me tips on how to enjoy life after full-time work since you’re a few months ahead on that path? I have “cause lots of trouble on my Sassy side” close to the top of the list. Gotta run to yet another meeting… I’ll write more tonight and try to figure out your email cleverness! Maybe I’ll send you some of my saucier writing. Hugs with groping and a hot breath on your neck!! -S 

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From: Sassy 

To: Floridian

Sent: Tue, May 14, 2019 at 5:00 PM

Subject: Connection

Hiya! Testing…1…2..3… is this thing working? I thought I’d better check before I launch into something more.

-Sassy

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To: Sassy
Sent: Tue, May 14, 2019 at 5:18 PM
Re: Connection

This is Houston. You’re a go.