Phil Chilaxing

October 16, 2017 Monday

4:40 PM Phil
Hope your day is good! Chilaxing!  

I looked at a house in a 55 and older community called The Villages. Every one zips around in golf carts, bars and clubs with music everywhere and apparently a lot of horny old people. An old guy whispered in my ear that everyone is fucking everyone. Dude was like 80 years old! I just said good for you. Not so sure about that place!
4:40 PM Sassy

4:43 PM Phil

[photo of a frou-frou drink sitting on a table]
Couple more of these and I’ll be in the lake wrestling alligators

4:49 PM Phil
Juicy Scandals in the World’s Largest Gated Retirement Community
4:59 PM Sassy
My my…you are relaxed!
5:02 PM Phil
That is the purpose for vacation!
5:06 PM Sassy
That article is a gas.
5:07 PM Phil
The place is unreal!
5:09 PM Sassy
It looks like the back lot at a movie studio
5:11 PM Phil
Golf carts everywhere and these people party hard
5:25 PM Sassy
Never seen the likes of that!


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