Broken windows mystery solved

January 17, 2019 Thursday

7:35 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! We made it to Thursday! I’m off tomorrow so it’s my “Friday.” Have a productive day!

7:51 AM Phil
Good morning! Have a fabulous Friday!

10:15 AM Sassy
Mystery solved – Here’s the answer to “what caused those broken windows last week” – drunk guy!

A 26-year-old Somerville man was arrested for allegedly breaking huge windows inside the second-story of a Brattle Street business and throwing the shards at responding officers on Jan. 10!”

Cambridge Police: Somerville man trashes business, throws shards of glass at officers

https://somerville.wickedlocal.com/news/20190116/cambridge-police-somerville-man-trashes-business-throws-shards-of-glass-at-officers

[If you missed the post about the broken windows mystery, you can see it here]


More broken glass

January 16, 2019 Wednesday

9:57 AM Phil
Happy HUMP day! Have a great one!

3:15 PM Sassy
Hope you’re having a grand Wednesday!

I just finished ordering 7 meals for a big conference next week. Whee!

3:48 PM Phil
Cool! Good luck!

9:37 PM Sassy
More broken glass! 

“Both M.F. Dulock and 3LittleFigs were victims Tuesday night…
From Mike’s Instagram… [photo of a broken glass door]
“Tuesday morning around midnight we had an attempted break-in at our shop & our friends @3littlefigscafe had a robbery (see video attached). We were lucky to only suffer damage to our door, our friends lost their register as well as damage to their door. 
As a business owner and resident of this neighborhood, it warms my heart to see how much support exists here. 
Today is a good day to have an extra cup of coffee @3littlefigscafe”
From Andy’s Instagram:
“We interrupt the regularly scheduled muffin/coffee posts for this PSA: If anyone recognizes this person, please call Somerville PD. The hat and/or the ability to climb through a small space may be clues… “
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrFAm1AO07/

Big fire

January 14, 2019 Monday

8:41 AM Phil
Good morning! About 8 inches on the ground and the day off!

[photo of the snowy trees on the hill behind his house]

Enjoy your day!

8:42 AM Sassy
Wow! Happy snow day!

8:43 AM Phil
Prepping a turkey for the oven and enjoying a very pretty day

8:57 AM Sassy
Envious! I’m headed to the office and there’s a big fire 4 blocks away so I have to figure out another way to drive.

Wish I was there to eat turkey and you!

9:49 AM Phil
Hope you got around the fire easily

9:58 AM Sassy
Made it! Our main street was closed but I went around and it was faster than usual! I think most folks were avoiding the area.

Phil

Mary Poppins Returns

January 13, 2019 Sunday
8:17 AM Sassy
Good morning kid! Beautiful snow at your house!

Nothing but 15 degrees here!

8:49 AM Phil
Good morning!

10:14 AM Sassy
Brazilian breakfast at Style Cafe

 Spinach and cheese omelet with sausage and Brazilian roll 
 Eggs sunny side up with sausage, cheese, beans and rice and pita 
 French toast with bananas and blueberries 
 Bacon and eggs and toast
 French toast with maple syrup
10:25 AM Sassy
We’re watching “Mary Poppins Returns” at Assembly Row.

2:40 PM Phil
How was the movie?

2:43 PM Sassy
Eh. My niece liked it.

You been out at all?

4:52 PM Phil
Shoveled the driveway, otherwise nope

5:08 PM Sassy

6:32 PM Phil
Watching football and looking at your titties

  

DNA revelation

January 12, 2019 Saturday

8:11 AM Sassy
12 degrees… feels like zero? Whee!

8:15 AM Sass
Good morning kid! It’s a cold one!
Going back to bed soon to play under the covers!

8:16 AM Phil
Cold here too. Good morning.
Playing under the covers sounds like fun!

8:18 AM Sassy
[Emoji of a puppy kissing a kitty]

8:18 AM Phil
Thank you baby, back at you

8:18 AM Phil
[Emoji of a dog enthusiastically hugging another dog]

8:19 AM Sassy
Aww

You’re so sweet to me.

10:49 AM Sassy
The best breakfast for a frigid winter morning – bacon and Dave’s Banana nut pancakes delivered by Mass Ave Diner!

6:35 PM Phil
Snowing!
6:37 PM Sassy
Wow! All we’re getting is COLD.

Supposed to get a lot?

6:37 PM Phil
8 inches!
Hot tub in the snow

6:38 PM Sassy
I’m eating Indian food and dreaming of a nice man in a hot tub

6:39 PM Phil
Love Indian! Especially curry. The hotter the better!

6:39 PM Sassy
I’m eating the chicken tikka masala and chicken saag. So tasty!

6:40 PM Phil
Yummy!
Watching football and ogling your magnificent assets

  
6:41 PM Sassy
Awww…

6:41 PM Phil
Have a little naan for me

6:41 PM Sassy
We got garlic naan.

What did you eat tonight?

6:43 PM Phil
My favorite! 

Went to my favorite pizza place

[Graphic the results of his 23andme DNA test]

Confirmed something I’d heard that may surprise you 

6:44 PM Sassy
Wait… Where did that top nationality come from? 
 I thought you were something else.

Wicked cool that you did that!

Quite a mix!

6:52 PM Phil
My birth father

My kid got the kit for me at Christmas

Not much of what we always thought at all as it turns out

6:54 PM Sassy
Wow! That is quite something. 
did I tell you about my cousin who “lost her father” from that test?

6:55 PM Phil
No? How does that happen?

6:55 PM Sassy
Her dad was Native American. 
Her kids got her to test to see about medical stuff – she is half Scottish (her Mom) and half… European JEWISH
SO her dad was NOT her father.

6:55 PM Phil
Oops!

6:56 PM Sassy
After some research, it turns out her mom worked in NYC during the pertinent time and there are letters from a guy with a stereotypical Jewish-sounding name after she moved back home…

6:56 PM Phil
Wow!

6:56 PM Sassy
Surprise!

Kinda sad that her Mom never told her. 

It makes a big difference in what medical tests they’d do

6:57 PM Sassy
So she finds out at age 70 that her background is different than she thought
She wasn’t upset, quite matter-of-fact about telling us

6:58 PM Phil
I knew. Mom’s family was the other nationalities listed so that checks out too

6:58 PM Sassy
When you say birth father, does that mean the guy who raised you was not what he said, or was there someone else?

6:59 PM Phil
Someone else. The man who raised me was truthful about his background.  And that I was not related to him.

My Mom apparently had a thing with another fellow

7:00 PM Sassy
Aha! You never said. 
Do you know anything about that?

7:01 PM Phil
I knew but don’t know anything about him

7:01 PM Sassy
When did you find out?

7:01 PM Phil
Why my brother and I look nothing alike

I knew very young.

7:02 PM Sassy
Just figured you look like your mother and he looks like your dad

7:02 PM Phil
The man who raised me was very tough on me. I wasn’t blood

7:02 PM Sassy
Fascinating
Explains that I suppose… doesn’t excuse it.

7:03 PM Phil
yeah but is what it is.

7:03 PM Sassy
And you are what you are.  Yes indeed.

It’s odd… I have no urge to do the testing. 

Seems like it would be my thing but eh…

7:04 PM Phil
He was all I ever knew and he did his best. I came out ok.

7:04 PM Sassy
You came out awesome! 
Were they married before you were born or no?

7:04 PM Phil
no denying your parentage

He is on my birth certificate, my Mom never talked about it much

7:05 PM Sassy
Interesting.

7:06 PM Phil
She was a nurse and they met in the hospital. He had been in a terrible wreck

Got his DNA in my blood and all that goes with it

7:08 PM Sassy
I always figured we all absorbed some of that growing up in our hometown.

So similar to my cousin’s story.  Except she never knew.

7:08 PM Phil
Explains my natural horniness

No lie! It was quite the enclave.

7:09 PM Sassy
Do your kids know?

7:09 PM Phil
Hot little ministers kid in that town

7:09 PM Sassy
Ha
She was pretty dull in those days.

7:09 PM Phil
yeah, the kids always knew. 

My brother inherited his nasty temper but thank goodness I didn’t absorb that 
7:10 PM Sassy
Huh… your brother was always so sweet to me.

7:11 PM Phil
I seem to recall having a handful of that delightful ass in my hands and those sweet tits as well. You were far from dull

My brother is a great guy, nicest man I know but he has a nasty temper

7:12 PM Sassy
Good thing you didn’t go for most of the hometown girls… never know which of them might be your half-sisters!

7:12 PM Phil
No lie! Who the hell knows?

7:13 PMSassy
Can you get a name out of your mother? or a photo? 
Might come in handy for something…and she won’t be around forever.

7:17 PM Phil
Never been that interested

7:17 PM Sassy
He could still be alive.  or might be interesting to meet half-siblings. 

Was this around home or elsewhere?

7:17 PM Phil
I’m guessing one of the cities to the north

7:18 PM Sassy
Well I’d adore you no matter what… even if you’re Martian.

7:19 PM Phil
No Martian in my DNA

7:20 PM Sassy
You do like green an awful lot…

7:20 PM Phil
My favorite color!

7:21 PM Sassy
Thank you for telling me.

7:22 PM Phil
Explains why I like these so much

[photo of my cleavage in that sweater photo]

Yummy!

7:22 PM Sassy
Ha! Men of most nationalities seem to like them!

7:23 PM Phil
Pretty impressive

7:26 PM Sassy
You certainly found good uses for them!

7:26 PM Phil
Oh yes!

Lot of cum as a result of those

7:32 PM Sassy
Mmmm… thinking about that gets me all mushy inside

7:35 PM Phil
Love it. As always, makes my cock throb

7:35 PM Sassy
That makes me every mushier

7:35 PM Phil
Rock hard cock meets mushy pussy. Good combination!

7:35 PM Sassy
Oh yes…

7:36 PM Phil
Results in cum filled mushy pussy

7:36 PM Sassy
And a lot of smiles

7:38 PM Phil
Absolutely. 

Love watching you shudder as you feel my cum spurting inside you

Nothing like a sexy girl who loves cock and loves to fuck. 

Even better when you love the sexy girl

7:45 PM Sassy
Oh yes… magic!

You say three words and my brain spins off into such fantasies!

7:49 PM Phil
Ha!

Les Misérables Flash Mob

January 11, 2019 Friday
7:22 AM Sassy
Happy Friday kid!

I get to see the Periodontist today to get the other half of my mouth hurt… deep cleaned. whee

11:12 AM Phil
Woo Hoo! Happy Friday! Gonna snow!

11:13 AM Sassy
Another odd storm where you get it and we don’t!

11:14 AM Phil
It will be pretty at least.

11:30 AM Sassy
A friend sent me a fun flash mob video!

Les Misérables Flash Mob – Orlando Shakespeare Theater

Broken windows mystery

January 10, 2019 Thursday

7:47 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
Made it to Thursday! Hope it’s terrific!

8:08 AM Phil
Back at you! Enjoy the day!

8:15 AM Sassy
Six broken windows!  Above the Ann Taylor shop!  There was a new coffee shop under construction but it doesn’t seem connected to that work. Maybe improper installation? or some weird temperature gradient?  Or wind?

No clue what happened.  I asked the guy shoveling shards and he didn’t know. A guy walking by said they were broken from the inside out. 🤔

5:17 PM Sassy
All boarded up

Funky American Woodcock

January 9, 2019 Wednesday
6:51 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Have a wonderful Wednesday!

10:37 AM Phil
Good morning! Getting cold here. 

Happy  day!
10:39 AM Sassy
My “little sister” turned 50 yesterday. How wacky is that?!

10:39 AM Phil
Wow! We are getting old!

10:40 AM Sassy
We had the entire classy wine bar just for her friends and family to celebrate with her.

10:41 AM Phil
Cool!

10:41 AM Sassy
You would’ve liked the place

Open bar, lots of special dips and breads, passed appetizers…yum

I’m home playing with toys. ; )

3:58 PM Phil
Sounds like my kind of place. I like toys!
4:00 PM Sassy
Wish I could play with you!

4:00 PM Phil
Me too! I’ve got a toy

4:04 PM Sassy
Oh yeah?

4:07 PM Phil
It grows when you rub it or blow on it

4:07 PM Sassy
Oh! I’d like that. No batteries. 

4:09 PM Phil
Nope! It’s heated too

4:10 PM Sassy
Nice!
May I lick it?

4:11 PM Phil
Absolutely. It throbs when you do that and may leak

4:13 PM Sassy
S’okay… I can swallow it.
  

May have to suck on it…

4:15 PM Phil
It will grow and get harder and may thrust a bit too

4:22 PM Sassy
Mmm…sounds good.

A woodcock dancing!

Funky American Woodcock

This male American woodcock has some glide in his stride and some dip in his hip. Here he is performing an early morning “sky dance” to woo the woodcock ladies in springtime at Moosehorn National Wildlife Refuge in Maine. 

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Footage by Keith Ramos / USFWS
Center for Biological Diversity

4:27 PM Phil
He’s got the motion down

  
4:27 PM Sassy
Such funky fun!

4:29 PM Phil
Ha!

4:29 PM Sassy
I’d dance for you

4:31 PM Phil
Shake that thang

4:37 PM Sassy

4:40 PM Phil
Love it! Makes my toy grow

4:41 PM Sassy
I was hoping it might

4:42 PM Phil
That started when you mentioned toys

  
4:43 PM Sassy
Mmmm

4:44 PM Phil
You can always make my cock leap to attention.

4:48 PM Sassy

I get pretty wet when you’re around

4:50 PM Phil
[photo of his erect cock]

I get pretty hard around you. Good combination!

I have ideas for that sweet wet pussy

4:57 PM Sassy
It needs attention

5:00 PM Phil
I have a longer tongue, thick fingers, and a stiff cock. Will those do?

A tongue on your clit and a toy should get things started

7:58 PM Sassy
Mmmm…. I closed my eyes to imagine that and fell asleep!
8:09 PM Sassy
Hope you went on and had fun.

8:13 PM Phil
I did, imagined exploding on your fabulous tits

8:17 PM Sassy
Yum.

8:21 PM Phil
[photo of his legs in sweatpants with bare feet on the coffee table and a dog stretched out on his lap]

Thank you for the suggestion.

8:45 PM Sassy
Awww… puppy! She is so sleek!

And TOES! 

  

9:02 PM Phil
Ha!

9:04 PM Sassy
They always make me think of a magical night in a hotel room in RI with your feet in my hands and a plate of snacks and your stories

9.09 PM Phil
[smiling emoji with hearts around it]

11:41 PM Sassy
A nifty photo from The Golden Globes of members of the band Queen, the movie producer, actors from the movie and the band’s long time manager!

Swissbakers

January 7, 2019 Monday

4:12 PM Sassy
Enjoying a post-dr appt treat at Swissbäkers in the Smith Center at Harvard. I adore a ham & cheese croissant in the afternoon!

7:10 PM Sassy
[from a post to Facebook]

Tonight I am remembering a winter night many years ago… the weather was an icy mess. I was home from 4th grade with the flu. My dad had just had surgery and was confined to his bed. My mom was 9 months pregnant with her third child. After dinner she called a church lady to ride with her as she drove to the hospital 12 miles away. About 3:30 am Dad woke me up shouting, “It’s a girl! 8 pounds, 9 oz!” Happy Birthday Sis!

9:15 PM Phil