January 27, 2017 Friday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Jan 27, 2017 at 6:00 AM
Subject: It’s Friday!
Sassy,
Today is the day! Don’t think any motivational speeches needed! But I will quote some wisdom from the Roman playwright Lucius Afranius:
Amabit sapiens, cupient ceteri.
The wise will love, the rest lust.
Hope this inspires your day. Also remember no perfume!
Take care,
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri, Jan 27, 2017 7:41:41 AM
Subject: Re: It’s Friday!
Good morning T! Happy Friday! This one should be especially happy!
If you quote Latin, I may have to like you a lot!
Thank you for the attire briefing, and for thinking about what you’re wearing and why. I’ll have on my blue parka, blue slacks, blue top and a white/blue silk scarf! You may notice my striking silver hair and purple glasses too. Okay, you’ll probably notice my impressive chest first but the demure lady won’t let me flaunt it!
I never wear perfume. :).
I am NOT a flake. I will be there, or tell you what’s up unless I’m unconscious.
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Jan 27, 2017 at 8:28 AM
Subject: Re: It’s Friday!
Sassy,
I know you are not a fake! Ready to plunge! Funny about the glasses. I just broke mine, so add the safety pin on the glasses to my lumberjack motif!
Will you be the demure lady the whole time?
Can’t wait, but the clock is so slow this morning!
Take care,
Tim
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Jan 27, 2017 at 8:30 AM
Subject: Correction!
I meant to write “flake” not “fake” not that the fake thing is true or anything! I should just stop! The minute hand on the clock will not move!
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri, Jan 27, 2017 9:45:57 AM
Subject: Re: It’s Friday!
Hiya Tim! Hope time has started flying for you.
You are sounding more like Harry Potter all the time! Maybe I can see your wand?
Very interesting question about “who shows up.” I will definitely be looking for signs that it’s okay to be Sassy! Does John Henry appear in public?
I’d better get the rest of the payroll done so I can scoot outta here! Mwah!
See you soon!
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Jan 27, 2017 at 10:03 AM
Re: It’s Friday!
Sassy,
John Henry has a mind of his own and you can just ask him! My students think I am more Hagred than Harry!
Can’t wait, I’ll email when I get in the Starbucks if you are not there. Just help with that first meet stress! You know that I’ve only seen a picture of your bust, so I’ll have to check out every woman’s cleavage. What I sacrifice!
Hugs from John Henry!
Take care,
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri, Jan 27, 2017 10:43 AM
Subject: Re: It’s Friday!
Is it time yet? Is it time to go yet? Now? Now? (A small insight into my inner voice this morning)
I like Hagrid. He’s my favorite. I shouldnta toldya that. 🙂
John Henry and I will be great pals and he will tell you wonderful things about me. Right?
Who will get there first? I hope it’s you. Find a good spot!
Being the first one there is bad for me. Leaves me wondering if the guy will appear. Yes… I’ve shown up, even paid for parking somewhere, and the guy did not appear. I eventually got an email hours later with some bizarre rationale… sucked moose wieners! But we’re not doing that today!
Aww… so #SorryNOTsorry that you have to ogle cleavages while you wait. My dad used to take me people-watching and boobs were his big thing! I am wearing my black bra so you can unbutton a couple of buttons and sneak a peak to confirm it’s me. Maybe John Henry should send me a photo so I have to check him out?
Have you giggled at least three times during this message?
Soon… soon… soon!
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Jan 27, 2017 at 12:19 PM
Re: It’s Friday!
Sassy,
Tons of giggles! John Henry said you will know him when you see him. I should be there by 12:50. So I’ll be the irrational “did she ditch me” person!
Hope you on the Road now!
Take care,
Tim
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri Jan 27, 2017 at 12:56 PM
Subject: I am here!
Sassy,
I am here and checking out the cleavage. Better come quick before I get thrown out for oogling!
Waiting with anticipation!
Take care,
Tim
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