Chat #2 Trainer: Pussy words

January 19, 2017 Thursday
Tim   8:27 PM
Hi! I’m on for a while. Hope to hear from you!
Sassy  8:30 PM
Hiya!
I was watching the first episode of “Victoria” on PBS. 
Sorry to be slow joining the party!
Tim  8:34 PM
that’s OK, glad you are here
so… what are you wearing?
Sassy  8:35 PM
I am still dressed from work
Tim  8:35 PM
And what would that be?
Sassy  8:36 PM
Blue top that buttons all the way up the front (or unbuttons) with a silk scarf, blue slacks, You? 
Tim  8:45 PM
my home clothes, blue jeans and a sweatshirt
I like the unbuttons thing!
Is this not a good time for you?
Sassy  8:54 PM
Sorry.. Hubby distracted me. I am back!
What would you like to know tonight?
Tim  8:55 PM
My favorite subject…Sassy
Sassy  8:55 PM
Awww
If you mean to be charming, you are succeeding
Tim  8:56 PM
Is there a problem, I dont want to be a pest
I am serious that I want to know you
Sassy  8:57 PM
You are the furthest thing from a pest!
Tim  8:57 PM
While waiting, I was looking at your tumbler site
Sassy  8:58 PM
The courtesan?
Tim  8:58 PM
yes
Sassy  8:58 PM
nice distraction?
Tim  8:59 PM
Yes it is. One of the first pictures was a man who came on a woman’s breasts  and I thought of your fantasy
Sassy  9:00 PM
I better go find that photo!
Tim  9:00 PM
Can I be truthful and honest about that sight?
Sassy  9:00 PM
Sure
Tim  9:01 PM
I do like larger woman than they had
Sassy  9:01 PM
Interesting…
Tim  9:02 PM
any picture that got you interested
Sassy  9:04 PM
There was a set a long time ago of kissing that got me started
Tim  9:05 PM
interesting! 
but now my mind jumped to your car metaphor on your last email
i have a mini van
Sassy  9:05 PM
Hee!
I used to…
Tim  9:06 PM
but I hope you understood what I meant about being built for comfort
Sassy  9:08 PM
Yes! That was a great phrase!

Here’s the kissing gifs set
http://companyofthecourtesan.tumblr.com/post/155985422365
Tim 9:09 PM
I love a good restaurant. Italian would be my favorite
that is a great picture set
Sassy  9:09 PM
Have you been to the one on the lake in Marlboro? Allora?
Tim   9:10 PM
Did I tell you I love to kiss
Yes, it’s a lovely place
Sassy  9:10 PM
It has the lip nibbling I was talking about
I went once… yummy
Tim  9:10 PM
Several fine restaurants near there
Sassy  9:11 PM
Wow!
Allora is a favorite of the Boston Hidden Restaurants  guy
Tim  9:11 PM
I like lip nibbles and a good tongue. 
passionate kisses are divine
Sassy  9:12 PM
I tend to suck on the tongue that makes its way into my mouth…
Tim  9:12 PM
There is a great small family owned one in Marlborough called Linguinies
Sassy  9:12 PM
What do you order?
Tim  9:12 PM
Wow I should wait before I write, 
It’s like two conversations at once
Sassy  9:12 PM
I probably shouldn’t admit it, but I like Olive Garden.
Tim  9:13 PM
I like it all.
Sassy  9:13 PM
We go to the one in Shoppers World sometimes
Tim  9:13 PM
It’s not bad, there is one out here too
Sassy  9:13 PM
Are you really in the town you listed? 
Tim  9:14 PM
Yes, and you?
Dont answer if you dont want
Sassy  9:14 PM
Definitely!
I live and work here
Tim  9:14 PM
Cool
Sassy  9:15 PM
Yup
I own a condo
Been here since 1990!
Tim  9:15 PM
Do you like it? do you live in a house or apartment
Sassy  9:15 PM
I adore it
Condo life is pretty good for me, especially in the winter
Tim  9:15 PM
I moved here about 15 years ago
Sassy  9:16 PM
Why?
Tim  9:16 PM
I have the driveway from hell
Sassy  9:16 PM
Snowblower?
Tim  9:18 PM
We found an old house on 5 acres. 
coming from PA, I loved the concept of space. 
Yes, I got one but it did not start this winter!
But it’s not the snow I need blown 🙂
Sassy  9:18 PM
Do you have a name for your male member?
Tim  9:19 PM
Sorry, the wild me is out right now
Yes, I hate to admit
Sassy  9:20 PM
Hi Wild Tim!
You don’t have too. 🙂
Tim  9:20 PM
Just wanted to make you ask
Sassy  9:20 PM
What term do you like for sexy banter – dick? Cock?
TELL MEEEEE!
PLULEEZE?
Tim  9:21 PM
He is so special, I gave him two names: John Henry!
Sassy  9:21 PM
Does that pre-date the Red Sox owner?
Tim  9:21 PM
I named him in middle school when he developed his own mind
Sassy  9:21 PM
That’s a perfectly fine name!
I like it better than many others I’ve heard….
Tim  9:22 PM
Do you have a name for your sweet spot, or is that a guy thing
Sassy  9:22 PM
I wish I could find a word for my lady parts
It’s kind of a joke…
someone sent me a list of 217 synonyms for pussy
Tim  9:22 PM
I will suggest names when I meet her
Sassy  9:23 PM
I carefully read each one… tried it on, so to speak
Nada
nothing sounded right
Tim  9:23 PM
Wow, that man needs a hobby!
Does the term pussy offend you at all
Sassy  9:24 PM
I think it was a compilation of responses from women
No… just doesn’t seem right
vagina is too clinical
Tim  9:24 PM
an example
Sassy  9:24 PM
tunnel of love 
makes me giggle
Tim  9:25 PM
of one of the names
and you are right, vagina is a health class word
heard that one, but vagina is latin for a sheath for a sword
Sassy  9:27 PM
that makes sense
vulva… bleh
cunt… um… no
hooha is okay 
but still makes me giggle
Tim  9:28 PM
The c-word has a very interesting history, 
I adore the history of words
What about an alter ego woman’s name
like Betty
Sassy  9:28 PM
Nah
 it works sometimes
Tim  9:28 PM
Not Betty, but one like us men do
Sassy  9:29 PM
Have you read or seen the Vagina Monologues?
Tim  9:29 PM
no.  heard of it but never read or seen

Sassy  9:29 PM
I should send you the script from the one I saw
Tim  9:29 PM
I would like to read it, maybe with you
Sassy  9:29 PM
It’s only 35 pages and I think you’d find it funny, sad, interesting, angering, and glorious
Tim  9:30 PM
I dont really know about the play, but I would really like to know
Sassy  9:31 PM
It’s little vignettes, so easy to read in spurts
Tim  9:32 PM
Did I tell you I love pussy, vagina, tunnel of love, or what ever you call it, a rose by anyother name is….
Spurts … like the sound
I think she is so beautiful
Sassy  9:33 PM
I am amazed at how they vary so much
A pal of mine collected photos… fascinating the variety
Tim  9:35 PM
from the internet or from people he/she met
I think god or the creator etc. got that body part so prfect
Sassy  9:35 PM
A mix
Tim  9:35 PM
Is it on line or private collection
Sassy  9:36 PM
I sent the script.
I think it was a tumblr… let me look
Tim  9:36 PM
thank you, I will read it in case we have some silent, awkward pauses when we meet
Sassy  9:40 PM
The thing that brought it to mind is the skit about CUNT
trying to reclaim that word
Tim  9:43 PM
Do you have a positive self image of your pussy?
Sassy  9:45 PM
I don’t think about my parts much…
I do like that my plumbing still works
And men say I am tight
Tim  9:45 PM
I will have to read the script, but your insights will help
Sassy  9:46 PM
Most of the skits are on youtube 
if you get the urge to see them performed
I will be interested in your comments
either in writing or in person if that’s easier
I looked up “vagina photos tumblr”… there are a bunch!
Tim  9:47 PM
why don’t you think about it much? I am glad the plumbimg works, more than you will know. comments  on the play or your parts?
you can send the link if you wish
Sassy  9:47 PM
which link?
Tim  9:48 PM
the vjays tumbler links
Sassy  9:49 PM
Tim  9:50 PM
I hope I did not make you feel uncomfortable when I asked about you self body image
I just want to get to know how you think, and that was insensitive
Sassy  9:51 PM
That was fine!
Tim  9:52 PM
thank you for the pictures
Sassy  9:52 PM
I can’t find the one I want… hate that
It’s just close ups of vajayjays
Something very… artsy about it
Tim  9:53 PM
I unfortunately have to go now! I so love talking to you
Sassy  9:53 PM
Good night! Mwah!
I keep meaning to give you virtual bj and getting distracted… sorry!
Thanks for letting me noodle about terms
Tim  9:54 PM
I can’t wait to meet you and have a wonderful face to face talk! I hope we can become confidants
Sassy  9:54 PM
Pet John Henry for me!
Tim  9:54 PM
Oh I will
Sassy  9:54 PM
Yes please!
Tim  9:54 PM
do you pet yours
Sassy  9:54 PM
🙂
Tim  9:55 PM
that is a big smile, pet her for me!
someday. maybe I can help
Sassy  9:55 PM
Soon
Tim  9:57 PM
 sleep tight and be safe
we will chat in the future! 
bye and kisses. 
kissing with some tongue, 
can you blow tongue kisses
got to go, but I so want to stay
Tim 11:23 PM
you still on?!
I just finished watching a show with my wife, have a few


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