Schnitzel gal

December 28, 2016 Wednesday

8:57AM Sassy
BRITISH ROYAL ENGAGEMENTS FOR 2016 – a detailed analysis complied annually by Tim O’Donovan and published in The Times.

 

8:59AM Phil
Good morning!  
Hope you are having an enjoyable vacation! 
Having a good time at the beach!
9:00AM Sassy
Good morning to you!  I’m enjoying a great mix of relaxing, being with family and adventures out and about.
We’re going to a German restaurant and deli today!
Karl’s Sausage Kitchen in Peabody – This gal is getting some schnitzel!
10:34AM Phil
Oh cool! Wings with one pal and then beers with another for me
10:41PM Sassy
Yay!  Great you can see your pals.
11:43AM Phil
Having fun

1:16PM Sassy
Lucious German lunch at Karl’s Sausage Kitchen in Peabody
 A view into the kitchen
Dry Blackberry Grownup Soda
Pretzel and cheese
Hungarian mushroom soup
Split pea ham soup
Weiner schnitzel with spaeztel and potato pancakes
Sausages and spaeztel
Hubby’s schnitzel BLT
Pastries!

Wild and wonderful

December 27, 2016 Tuesday

8:49 PM Randy
Hey there sexy
10:24PM Sassy
Hiya Hot Stuff!  You still awake? 
Thanks for pinging me… 
I was out for dinner in Essex with Hubby at CK Pearl.  So good there!  
Randy
Never been 
where is it at?
Sassy
Across from Woodman’s, overlooking the river 
Do you like oysters? 
Randy
Ok, no not a fan.  Actually not much of a fan of seafood 
Hopefully that’s not a deal breaker
Sassy
They also have the best steak tips around
Randy
Steak is good.
Sassy
🙂 
You have a good day? 
Randy
Salmon and tuna is okay too
Sassy
Think about my breasts? 
Randy
Yes been busy cleaning and getting ready for a party
Yes, your lips and your pussy
Sassy
Nice! 
Randy
Thinking about how you might respond to me wrapping my mouth around your clit
Sassy
Been awhile since you got to do that? 
Randy
yes wife doesn’t like oral at all
Sassy
Oh how sad!  
Such fun… 
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Sometimes oral plus a finger or two… can be more explosive that anything! 
Randy
Yes love that if you squirt you will make a fantasy of mine come true… cum true?
Sassy
ha ha 
Randy
Yep 2 fingers in your g spot and your clit in my mouth
straddling me on my lap  my two hands on your tits and nips in my mouth
Sassy
mmmmm…. that got me thinking… and tingling! 
Randy
You like eh?
I love tits
and sucking nipples
Sassy
Oh man… 

10:45 PM Randy
Sorry had to pee
You like?
Having your nipples sucked that is
Sassy
Oh yes… 
It pulls on nerves… lower down 
Randy
How about nipples being sucked and getting fingered?
Sassy
Oh!  Mmm
Randy
You like sucking cock?
Sassy
I do!  
Randy
Nice
Sassy
If the man will let me control it 
Randy
Fondle my balls and tease between my legs and tease my head
and control it how
I liked how you stroked my cock in the car
Where’d you go baby
Sassy
Control means you relax and let me do it 
Maybe weave your fingers in my hair to help me set the pace 
Randy
nice
grab my ass to drive my cock deep into your mouth?
Sassy
My goal is to get my nose onto your stomach
and you balls on my chin 
Randy
Very nice baby
Suck me hard when I cum
Then snowball with me
Sassy
Oh yes… swallow all around you
Randy
Can you handle long orgasms?
Sassy
What do you mean?
Randy
Continual for several seconds like me sucking your clit into my mouths and sucking and stroking with my tongue until you climax but then hold you there by continuing to stroke your clit
Sassy
Sometimes I can keep right on going. 
Sometimes it gets really sensitive and I need a break 
Randy
Ok let the situation drive it
How about while fucking
Like my cock driving into your g spot over and over again
Sassy
Sounds fine to me! 

11:00 PM Randy
I do like to fuck for hours and won’t fall asleep on you
I love to cum again and again.
Sassy
Gonna test that out
Randy
I love foreplay and kissing too
Sassy
Mmmm
Randy
What gets you off the most?
Sassy
A man who is paying attention!
Randy
Hmmm I guess you can tell I do that
Sassy
You do seem to have great potential! 
Randy
TY
Do you like ass play?
Sassy
Haven’t done much 
In theory yes… 
Randy
Well do you like your ass played with?
Like your ass fingered
Sassy
It depends
Have to trust the guy a lot 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
I got torn up long ago 
Want to avoid that.  Lots of lube! 
Randy
Oh then no ass fucking
Sassy
You like it? 
Randy
Yes lots of lube of course
Sassy
Could be great with someone who is gentle… 
patient
Randy
I’ll try a very lubed finger
Sassy
also need to be careful, not transfer back to vagina, you know? 
Randy
But I have read that for some it can really heighten an orgasm
Oh yes
I’ll bring wipes
Sassy
I’ve done it for men… prostate massage 
Lovely to hear “that’s the hardest I’ve ever cum in my life!” 
Randy
Had someone try that once was a bit odd
But am willing to try 
I wasn’t expecting it when it happened
Sassy
He said he felt like he was cumming the entire time but he didn’t… I was sucking and fingering at the same pace 
I’ve read a lot about it 
Randy
I’m game
Sassy
Not on the first meet… 
Randy
No of course not
It will be to emotional anyway
I can be sexually intense
Sassy
Would try to make it very special 
Randy
Yes please
Lights on?
Sassy
Fun to try different things! 
Sure
Randy
And yes
Sassy
I like to see! 
Randy
So do I
Love watching tits shake while fucking
If you suck me off please share?
Sassy
Share? 
Randy
If you would enjoy that
Snowball
Sassy
Aha
Never done that, glad to try
Randy
If you don’t mind the taste
I’ve been told I taste okay BTW
Sassy
I like it, usually

11:15 PM Randy
Nice
I love eating pussy
I mean love
like LOVE it
Sassy
*giggle*
That’s is fantastic! 
Randy
MY PERSONAL BEST IS 22 ORGASMS IN A EVENING
sorry didn’t see that the caps lock was on
Sassy
You personally or you and the lady? 
Randy
The lady 
me personally 6 times
Sassy
I did 7 times in 2 hours once… 
I think I’ve done more but I lose track 
My brain kinda fries 
Randy
Good I love that
would you let me undress you slowly?
Sassy
Yes please! 
Randy
Kissing you as the clothes fall away
Sassy
I adore that 
Randy
exploring every inch of your body
with my tongue 
Sassy
Mirror can be fun to start that
Randy
Yes I love to watch in the mirror as the clothes fall away to watch your body slowly unveiled
maybe once you’re undressed but standing 
finger you to get a break the ice orgasm in
Sassy
Not sure if I can stay standing! 
Randy
then push you back on the bed bringing your knees to your chest and burying my cock in you
Sassy
Wow… 
Randy
and then go down on you to keep the orgasm going
Sassy
That sounds wild and wonderful! 
Randy
Then once you’ve calmed down get you on all fours and grab your ass while i pound you from behind
Then clean up a bit and watch you take my cock in your mouth down to my balls
Sassy
Mmmm
Randy
Well baby I hope you masturbate tonight with some of the thoughts I’ve given you.
I have a very early morning tomorrow and need to head off to bed
Sassy
Sleep well!  
Randy
TY and you too
Sassy
Mwah!
11:25 PM Randy
Good night


Essex adventure

December 27, 2016 Tuesday

5:06PM Sassy
Sunset at CK Pearl in Essex
6:07PM Sassy

Dinner at CK Pearl in Essex

$1 Island Creek oysters Tuesdays 4-6 pm
Clam chowder with fried clams and pork belly
Hubby’s tomato soup and cheesy croutons
Specials board
Hubby’s steak tips with asparagus and french fries
Hunter’s platter – turkey rillette, taso ham, coppa, 
and duck prosciutto with 
pickled zucchini, mustards and fresh bread
Creme brulee with pepitas for dessert

Such a hussy

Monday, December 26, 2016
7:26 AM Randy

Good morning sexy

12:11 PM Sassy
Good afternoon hot stuff!

4:04 PM Randy
Hey sexy sorry I just saw your message it doesn’t seem to be alerting me
How are you

10:26 PM Randy
Hey sexy how was your day

10:50 PM Sassy
Hiya! I napped a lot. You?

Randy
Took my daughter clothes shopping
oh and shoes

Sassy
Oh my
I despise shopping. But that sounds fun.

Randy
Wasn’t too bad
She found nice stuff
Do anything fun today?

Sassy
Just helped a nice man in Atlanta cum but pretty quiet otherwise. Never got dressed

Randy
Nice 

by Skype or something?

I like your nonchalant approach

Sassy
Phone. He was in his mother’s guest room

Randy
Nice, fun?

Sassy
I like to be helpful

Randy
And did he take care of you?

Sassy
Nope. Fell asleep

Randy
Bad guy
Hmm I’ve been working on my stamina 

trying to go back to when I was good for 5x

Sassy
I probably should not tell you these things.

Randy
can only manage 3x lately with my hand
why?

11:00 PM Sassy
Makes me sound like such a hussy

Randy
It’s only over the phone and i like it
I like that you’re very sexual

Sassy
It’s odd this year… Holidays are usually quiet, men busy with family stuff

Randy
Do you do that a lot?

Sassy
But they’re popping up from every direction today

Randy
I like the metaphor
Are you getting what you need?

Sassy
Ha ha
It’s something…

Randy
Ok-
I did like seeing you and loved getting you to climax
Can’t imagine what you would do with your clit in my mouth

Sassy
Fun to imagine

Randy
Have you been dating a bunch?

Sassy
No
You?

Randy
No I took down my profile because I wanted to see where this was going and was very busy with work

Work has been a drag was very busy with travel 

was away for 3 weeks in Nov

I finally hired 1 person and will be hiring another person shortly

Let me ask this 

is it too late for us or should I keep trying?

Sassy
Do you have a plan? What you’d like to do?

Randy
You mean for us or for work and freeing up time?

Sassy
For us…next step…

11:15 pm Randy
Not sure figured I would see what you want
And go from there
I did like you teasing my cock and would like more

Sassy
Mmm

Randy
Wonder if you have a g spot and if my cock can find it
am wondering if you squirt and can cum multiple times
What would you like for a next step?

Sassy
See you. 

Alone. 
With a bed.  🙂

Randy
Nice…. can you cum multiple times?

Sassy
Depends

Randy
I need to be drained baby 

I need to cum at least 3x 
I would need you to drain me

Sassy
I can do that.

Randy
Would you suck me off 

make me cum hard
Let me cum on you tits

Sassy
Sure

Randy
What do you like
Do you like anal?
Too much?
And I would be up for meeting
Would like it very much
Did I scare you off baby?

11:30 PM Sassy
No no…

Randy
So in your fantasy world what is the ultimate sexual experience

Sassy
Tough to say. 

I miss the basics so I tend to focus on them and not get to fancy acts

A back rub…a long hug…kisses, exploring slowly

Randy
I like it
Love exploring and teasing
Love slowly removing clothes
I am very very oral

Sassy
Doggy style pounding.
Learning what helps you feel good
Figuring out how you are at helping me

Randy
Do you need a big cock to get off?

Like doggy style

Sassy
No… Prefer average… Easier to deep throat

Randy
Nice

Sassy
Most large men have been lazy…

Randy
I usually shower beforehand 

I am very smell sensitive

Yes that’s what I hear

I can keep it up for hours

And as you’ve seen I try to be a pleaser

Sassy
We could have fun

Randy
Yep
Do you like 69?
I do like kissing… a lot

Sassy
Oddly no…

Randy
Not odd too much going on for some

Sassy
I have trouble on where to focus

Randy
Are your nipples sensitive?

Sassy
Also not so keen on the whole cumming together thing

Want to be able to focus, savor

Oh yes

Randy
So sucking nipples = good/great?

I love nipples
Love exploring with my tongue

Love how you sound when you cum

Sassy
Just remember there’s an entire breast there

11:45 PM Randy
Oh yes two hands 1 mouth
while fucking

What about cumming together while fucking?
and are you loud ?

Sassy
Not so much… But it depends

Yes.. squeaky

Randy
Ok.
My cock is pretty sensitive so I am pretty good at finding a g spot

Sassy
First time can be odd.

Randy
You already came with me baby in a car no less

When do you typically have free time to get together

Sassy
Try not to judge too much by it… Usually gets much better

Randy
OK

Sassy
Pretty flexible

Randy
Alright would you want to meet at a hotel?

Sassy
Sure

Randy
Perhaps outside of the city (less expensive)

Sassy
You have ones you like?

Randy
Baby I’m sorry 

I fading fast and need to get up early so will need to head off to bed soon

And no I haven’t done this in a long while

I can look

Sassy
No worries. Ping tomorrow?

Randy
Yes please

Sassy
Sleep well

Randy
You too baby and am glad we could reconnect

Sassy
Mwah!

Randy
You’re awesome

11:53 PM Sassy
You betcha!

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Truck talk

December 26, 2016 Monday

8:03AM Truck
belated Merry Christmas!

Let me know if you’re free anytime today. I might be free from 10:30 to 3:00pm
Wanna kiss your yummy pale white skin ALL OVER, especially tummy, tits, belly, and ass…
11:16 AM Truck
Hi!
11:30 AM Sassy
Hiya!
11:31AM Truck
Hi! How’s it going,what are you up to?
11:31AM Sassy
Just waking up
11:32 AM Truck
You must be so cozy & warm
11:32AM Sassy
Oh yes
What are you doing
11:33 AM Truck 
Watching some cocksucking vid, bad boy!
11:33 AM Sassy
Oh my
11:34AM Truck
😜
Cock’s not out, but nipples are being touched
11:35 AM Sassy
I have a toy on my clit
11:36 AM Truck
Love that you wake up horny
11:36 AM Sassy
Hubby’s out getting breakfast for me
11:36 AM Truck
I wanna suck and lick your toy…
Nice!
11:37 AM Sassy
It buzzes
11:37 AM Truck
In non buzz mode!
11:37 AM Sassy
Hee hee
11:38 AM Truck 
Did you ever get around to wearing a strap on? We talked about that a bit
11:38 AM Sassy
Nope
Guy I see now is vanilla
11:39 AM Truck
But you enjoy…
11:40 AM Sassy
It’s better than nothing
11:41 AM Truck
You need to help broaden his horizons
11:41 AM Sassy
I try
11:41 AM Truck
He’s got a nice cock?
11:41 AM Sassy
Oh yes
11:42 AM Truck
Mmmmm
11:42 AM Sassy
And just started viagra
Was hard for 3 hours
11:43 AM Truck
Fucks you deep and passionately? 
Yeah viagra hardons are amazing
11:43 AM Truck
He came hard after that long I bet
11:43 AM Sassy
Yes, doggy is awesome
11:44 AM Truck
Would love to see you two fucking 😉
How many times have you fucked him
11:46 AM Sassy
Hmmm seen him 14 times in 16 months
Usually twice per visit
11:48 AM Truck
Sweet, glad it’s working longer term. 
What’s on his list of favorite things?
11:49 AM Sassy
Standing behind me in the mirror
11:49 AM Truck
Mmmmm
11:49 AM Sassy
Undressing me
11:50 AM Truck
Yesss
11:50AM Sassy
Watching his hand on me
11:51 AM Truck
Worship your tits? Other…..?
11:52 AM Sassy
Starting with breast then on down
Watching my face, kissing my neck
11:53 AM Truck
Mmmm Yum. 
He kisses his way across your tummy, your back
11:55 AM Sassy
Gotta go.  Hubby’s home.  Sorry.  Mwah!
11:57AM Truck
Bye


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Helping Landshark sleep

December 26, 2016 Monday
8:59 PM Landshark
Hey you
9:03 PM Landshark
I can’t believe I just sent a dick pic instead of one of my more creative shots to someone
9:04 PM Landshark
Figure out who this is?
9:10 PM Sassy
Happens to the best of us!  
Need more clues.  🙂
9:12 PM Landshark
And I was going to send it to you to see if you could identify me
9:18 PM Sassy
No one’s tried that before…
9:20 PM Landshark
So do you know who this is?  
Your favorite photographer…
9:30 PM Sassy
Aha!  Still nope.  ;).
 I’m going to feel like a doofus when I figure it out, right?  
9:35 PM Landshark
Think old Saturday night live sketch
9:37 PM Sassy
I was heading in that direction Landshark.  :). 
9:38 PM Landshark
Ding ding ding. We have a winner!
9:40 PM Sassy
Yay!  What’s the haps?
9:41 PM Landshark
I was chatting with someone I met online 
and I sent her a picture of my cock. Maybe I shouldn’t drink and text!  🙂
Though it was after she sent me an explicit pic.
9:47 PM Sassy
You have the most beautiful cock I’ve ever seen. Should bring her running.  
So I get leg pic and she gets cock…hmm
Is this an AM gal?  CL?  
9:48 PM Landshark
Really?  Why do you hold it in such high regard?
9:57PM Sassy
It’s long and wide and smooth and straight, with the classic mushroom crown.  
The first moment I saw it in that parking lot, I swooned!
Geez… Probably swollen both your heads with that!
9:58 PM Landshark
You made me so hard that night
Am laying here stroking my cock reminiscing…
10:10 PM Sassy 
Me too… Using my new vibe. 😉
10:11 PM Landshark
Can I sneak in a call?  If you promise not to publish it I’ll send you a pic…
10:16 PM Sassy
Sure.  I can call you?  
I’ve never published any photos of you… 

10:18 PM Landshark
[photo of his erect cock]

At attention.  
Waiting for your call…
=====
I called him.  He was far away visiting family, lying naked on the guest bed, texting ladies photos of his beautiful body parts.  He lives less than 20 miles from me, but I only hear from him when he’s far away.  *sigh
I talked to him about what I’d do if I was there – a nice, slow Sassy blow job!  I listened to him moan and then cum. Then he fell asleep.  

=====

10:47 PM Sassy
I licked the screen.  Mmm… mmm… mmm

10:52 PM Landshark
You definitely bring something out in me …
Could be that a compliment about my cock will get you just about anything!

I hope you were able to find time to experiment with that new purple toy of yours and that my cock played a starring role in your thoughts!



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Randy resurfaces

December 25, 2016 Sunday

9:41 PM Randy
Hey miss sassy. I hope you had a terrific Christmas and a tremendous new year!
Sorry I have been MIA, I have been engrossed in work
I hope all is well with you

Sassy
Merry Christmas to you!

Randy
Thx how are you?

Sassy
I’m great. Santa was kind to me, I’m in the midst of 11 days off and finished a big chunk of settling my mom’s estate last week.

Randy
Nice to have the time off especially with the emotional challenge you must have with closing out her estate

Sassy
It’s glorious!
You still with the same company?

Randy
Yes my boss is being an ass
Been very busy
We are shut done this week

Been thinking about you

Sassy
Hope that’s fun

Randy
It is … wondering what a longer date would be like

Had a few naughty dreams about you

Sassy
Ah…glad I could inspire you

10:00 PM Randy
Well I liked our date

Sassy
It was fun?

Randy
Yes I liked spending time with you both talking and otherwise
Did you like our date?

Sassy
I did.

Randy
Sorry work has taken over my life the last few weeks 

very long days

Sassy
I figured that might be the case

Randy
Been traveling a bunch too

I figure if I could get you to climax in a car what things might be like in private

Sassy
Fun to ponder

Randy
Yes
Indeed
Well as long as you can handle multiple orgasms
Sorry too much?

10:14PM Sassy
No, just dealing with family all around

Randy
Oh in sorry baby I know it can be hard

Sassy
Tricky

Randy
Yes money and emotion can be a tough combo, add in family then very rough
And if you would be up for a second date I’d love it

Sassy
Wow… Interesting idea.

Randy
Maybe more intimate?

Sassy
I dunno…if work eats your life it doesn’t seem wise

Randy
I hired 2 people to help at work so things are slowing down
But I understand you’re hesitation

Sassy
Sorry, hubby keeps popping in.

Can you ping me tomorrow?

Randy
No worries
Yes
Great reconnecting with you

Sassy
Yes! A nice surprise!

Randy
I look forward to chatting tomorrow

Sassy
Sweet sexy dreams Randy

10:30 PM Randy
Ty you too
I’ll dream of you
Kissing you was wonderful

Invite to my place

January 13, 2017 Friday

5:30 AM
Randy
Good morning

8:13 AM
Sassy
Happy Friday hot stuff!

11:22 AM
Randy
Same to you
I hope you have a great day
Mine is off to a rocky start

Sassy
Oh no! Why?
I’m in the waiting room at MGH

Randy
Just too much work not enough time
Good luck today

Sassy
Thank you!
Exam was normal, just waiting for the squish
I took 4 ibuprofen, shouldn’t feel much
Hubby is away this weekend. 

You should stop by!

Randy
Hmm sounds wonderful
Wife has long honey do list for me
Glad things went well

12:54 PM 

Randy
Very sexy baby

Sassy
All done! Out for Chinese lunch!

Randy
Very nice I hope you have a good time

8:47 PM
Randy
How was lunch?

Sassy
Fantastic!

Randy
What’d you have?

Sassy
Lion’s head meatball, wonton soup and yushiang pork with Chinese bread

Randy
Sounds great!!!
Worth the drive?

Sassy
Oh yeah… cheap, fast and good!

Randy
Who could ask for more?
I’m a fan of mushu chicken

Sassy
Yum!
Pancakes…

Randy
Yes I like the sauce too

Sassy
Usually a nice mix of veggies and meat

Randy
Yeah a good balance
Not too greasy

Sassy
Busy weekend?

Randy
Yeah have some work to do
Clean up the house
A few projects
Then see Rouge One
You?

Sassy
I’m having afternoon tea at the Taj Hotel tomorrow with a gal pal
Have a meeting Sunday
Get some stuff done around my place
It’s so odd having the place to myself
Do you ever get to be home alone?

Randy
Yes Sunday morning the only quiet time during the week

Sassy
But overnight?

Randy
Rarely overnight
Why?

Sassy
Hubby rarely goes anywhere, and especially not without me. 

 Just so strange to have him gone for 3 nights…

Can’t recall him ever doing that except when he had surgery

Randy
Oh I go away on business for several days 

wife hates it
I hate it too 
often very tired and takes a while to recover
Where’d he go?

Sassy
He’s at the big sci fi convention in Boston
I know you go away… but do they ever go away and leave you home alone?

Randy
Yes they have gone on vacation without me.
My wife gets upset when I can’t take too much time off
Sometime it is nice to have the alone time
Sometimes very nice

Sassy
I bet
I wish I had thought more about it, planned more…
found someone who could spend the night!

Randy
Had a sexy weekend?
IC
DO you get that a lot?

Sassy
But it’s rare…
weekends are tough… and holiday weekends even worse

Randy
You get to have suitor every so often?

Sassy
It’s been a very long time
But I can if I like

Randy
Oh yes the internet is wonderful isn;t it?

Sassy
I don’t usually let me visit here until I’ve known them awhile

Randy
I don;t know if I would ever feel comfortable with something like that

Sassy
I won’t go to a guy’s place if his wife is not aware. 

I did it once…. big mistake
But here is different, where Hubby knows and approves

Randy
Oh what happened at the other place

Sassy
I think I told you about that day… 11 things went wrong one after the other…

Randy
I don;t remember are you sure

Sassy
The worst was me hiding in a closet when his wife returned home unexpectedly.

Randy
Oh yes I remember now
That must have sucked

Sassy
The worst part was listening to her scream at him

Randy
Because she knew what was going on

Sassy
No
totally random
And then it got worse…
when I asked him about it
he said, “was she screaming?”
I never raise my voice…

Randy
Oh boy

Sassy
so shocking to hear it is so regular for him he doesn’t even notice

Randy
Kind of like my house

Sassy
Oh gosh… I hope not
I sat there, texting old flame, who of course laughed his ass off at me

Randy
Ok that sounds sad

Sassy
At least I learned from it!

Randy
Yes
Just one thing I could never do
Risks are too high

Sassy
Well, he’s divorced now. 

She only yells at him in capital letters in texts about their kids now.
I had a great play time this afternoon. 🙂

Randy
Oh do you still see him?

Sassy
I saw him once after he left, 18 months later, last June

Randy
Oh
What time do you usually get up in the morning?

Sassy
7:30 am

Randy
Maybe I could head into Cambridge Sunday morning?

Sassy
Oh my…
That could work

Randy
I’ll have to see if I can get out for a bit

Sassy
Of course… don’t take any big risks.

Randy
No never
Just so you know what your getting in to
[naked photo of him standing in the mirror]

Hope that’s ok

Sassy
Yum
No. It’s uber sexy!

Randy
Cock’s not too long right now but he’s thick and I can keep it up for a while
Thx
And he can cum 3x+

Sassy
I’ll be here. 

If you can make it, great! 
If not, no worries. 
It’s fun to think about!

Randy
Yes
Just got to check if I need to take daughter to volleyball
Any more pics?

Sassy
Just Chinese food pics today. 🙂

Randy
Oh

Sassy
And MGH… heh

Randy
Oh boy not so fun

Sassy
It’s a nice place
With nice people
Kinda of like driving to a beautiful spot, looking over a cliff
Just hope they don’t shove you off!

Randy
How’s that?

Sassy
If they were to tell me I have cancer again… adds a big scary element

Randy
Oh IC
Was trying to think positive thoughts

Sassy
I can feel them… there’s this energy that surrounds me on days like today
I got 49 responses on Facebook when I posted about being okay

Randy
Cancer is tough
The second worst C word

Sassy
I have a mixed reaction… 

half “oh, just shoot me” and 
half “well… I got around it before, I can get around it again!”

What’s the first worst?

Randy
The one that is universally hated by women

Sassy
Have you ever seen The Vagina Monologues?

Randy
No it was recommended by several people

Sassy
I should give you the script to read

Randy
Sounds good

Sassy
I was in it a few years ago
Only time I’ve been on stage

Randy
yeah you mentioned on our date

Sassy
There is one vignette about that word, helps to reclaim it a bit, give it a different power

Randy
Yes still hated
I don’t know Ive had several friend that could care less… only a word
Hope my total package is good enough baby

Sassy
Please don’t worry!

Randy
I’m not worried just up front

Sassy
I appreciate it
Not sure why I trust you to visit me, but I do

Randy
I’m not a psycho
The voices in my head told me I’m not

Sassy
Ha ha

Randy
I am hoping to get my cock back to where he used to be in size
Hoping if I start using him he’ll return a bit more
He used to be 8″ now he’s more like 5

Sassy
I’m sending you the script.

It’s little stories, easy to read in bits

Randy
Ok

Sassy
I learned so much from it..
Some are funny, some are awful

Randy
Ok I’ll give it a read

Sassy
Thank you. 

 I think you’ll find it coming to mind in lots of different areas of your life

Randy
Hmmmm okay

Sassy
Thank you.

Randy
Should be interesting I hope

Sassy
It is meant to entertain

Randy
Need some quality skin on skin time

Sassy
only 35 script pages…

Randy
Short

Sassy
Yup

Randy
Sorry baby I’m falling asleep. 

Its been a very very long week
super tough
Oh when does hubby come back

Sassy
I thought it was about time for you to sleep…
He’s back late Monday

Randy
OK

Sassy
Sleep well Randy

Randy
Thank you and you too.

10:18 PM
Sassy
Mwah!

NH Man pops up

December 25, 2016 Sunday

From: Tom 
To: Sassy
Sent: Sun, Dec 25, 2016 at 8:40 PM
Subject: re: Hi
🌲🌲Merry Christmas Sassy!☃☃
Tim
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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From: Sassy
To: Tom
Sent: Sun,Dec 25, 2016 at 8:48 PM
Subject: re: Hi
Merry Christmas to you!  Hope you had a great day!


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Festivities and naughty thoughts

December 25, 2016 Sunday CHRISTMAS DAY

6:27AM Sassy

6:29AM Sassy

Merry Christmas Philip!
6:49PM Phil
Merry Christmas Sass! Stole your wreath! <3 XXoo
[cartoon of a guy jumping on a bed – says Merry Christmas]
6:50AM Sassy
A big Christmas hug for you!  With groping!
6:54AM Sassy
I’m going back to bed to think naughty thoughts about you!
7:00AM Phil
Ha! Sweet dreams!

10:50AM Sassy
Operation Move Way Too Many Presents has begun!

2:00PM Sassy
See the photos on my wall of the family… outside… in their shirtsleeves.  It’s 70 degrees!  So bizarre but much appreciated!

2:02PM Sassy
Christmas nosh

 The spread
 Cheeses from Wine & Cheese Cask
 Cocktail shrimp from Whole Foods 
 Charcuterie platter with meats and cheeses and nuts from Savenor’s
Petite fours

4:14PM Sassy
Christmas dinner with family and friends

My dinner plate – Beef Wellington with Bearnaise sauce, 
roasted green beans, strawberry spinach salad, roasted potatoes
Dessert – Sticky toffee pudding and cinnamon bread
5:49PM Sassy

It’s really quiet out on the roads. How quiet it is? I had the Callahan Tunnel to the airport all to myself!