December 26, 2016 Monday
8:59 PM Landshark
Hey you
9:03 PM Landshark
I can’t believe I just sent a dick pic instead of one of my more creative shots to someone
9:04 PM Landshark
Figure out who this is?
9:10 PM Sassy
Happens to the best of us!
Need more clues. 🙂
9:12 PM Landshark
And I was going to send it to you to see if you could identify me
9:18 PM Sassy
No one’s tried that before…
9:20 PM Landshark
So do you know who this is?
Your favorite photographer…
9:30 PM Sassy
Aha! Still nope. ;).
I’m going to feel like a doofus when I figure it out, right?
9:35 PM Landshark
Think old Saturday night live sketch
9:37 PM Sassy
I was heading in that direction Landshark. :).
9:38 PM Landshark
Ding ding ding. We have a winner!
9:40 PM Sassy
Yay! What’s the haps?
9:41 PM Landshark
I was chatting with someone I met online
and I sent her a picture of my cock. Maybe I shouldn’t drink and text! 🙂
Though it was after she sent me an explicit pic.
9:47 PM Sassy
You have the most beautiful cock I’ve ever seen. Should bring her running.
So I get leg pic and she gets cock…hmm
Is this an AM gal? CL?
9:48 PM Landshark
Really? Why do you hold it in such high regard?
9:57PM Sassy
It’s long and wide and smooth and straight, with the classic mushroom crown.
The first moment I saw it in that parking lot, I swooned!
Geez… Probably swollen both your heads with that!
9:58 PM Landshark
You made me so hard that night
Am laying here stroking my cock reminiscing…
10:10 PM Sassy
Me too… Using my new vibe. 😉
10:11 PM Landshark
Can I sneak in a call? If you promise not to publish it I’ll send you a pic…
10:16 PM Sassy
Sure. I can call you?
I’ve never published any photos of you…
10:18 PM Landshark
[photo of his erect cock]
At attention.
Waiting for your call…
10:18 PM Landshark
[photo of his erect cock]
At attention.
Waiting for your call…
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I called him. He was far away visiting family, lying naked on the guest bed, texting ladies photos of his beautiful body parts. He lives less than 20 miles from me, but I only hear from him when he’s far away. *sigh
I talked to him about what I’d do if I was there – a nice, slow Sassy blow job! I listened to him moan and then cum. Then he fell asleep.
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10:47 PM Sassy
I licked the screen. Mmm… mmm… mmm
10:52 PM Landshark
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10:47 PM Sassy
I licked the screen. Mmm… mmm… mmm
10:52 PM Landshark
You definitely bring something out in me …
Could be that a compliment about my cock will get you just about anything!
Could be that a compliment about my cock will get you just about anything!
I hope you were able to find time to experiment with that new purple toy of yours and that my cock played a starring role in your thoughts!
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