September 28, 2016 Wednesday
Date:Sep 28th – 8:23am
From:Jester1968
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Hey Sexy Lady, Absolutely let’s chat-you’re getting me all fired up! lol
I’m usually available during the day to chat-and I’m up for “adventure” too. I have a light day today-one appointment this afternoon. What are you up to?
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Date:Sep 28th – 8:58am
From:Jester1968
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So I wrote this nice long message and when I sent it I was “timed out”…. So now I will try to reconstruct it but I know it won’t be as good…..
Thanks for the last email but don’t worry about wasting my time, I’ve always felt good conversation and some laughs are never a waste of time.
Curiosity is good, killed the cat-who likes cats anyway…..just kidding.
I like the idea of the “boobs thing” going on….not sure what that means but I like the sound of it.
How do I respond to “hugs with groping” …hmmmm, How about kisses with a light touch of the tongue on the neck??? J
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Date:Sep 28th – 12:08pm
From:Sassy
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Hiya J, Hope you’re having a wonderful Wednesday!
Thanks for your messages. Sorry about the time-out thing… AM’s interface is rather bizarre. If you want to switch to email or something else, let me know.
What do you wonder about that might help us figure out if we’ll click? Chemistry is so tricky… Here’s three questions for you:
Have you been in MA all your life?
How old were you when you first had sex?
If you could take me to any concert in history, what would it be?
I wish you were around the corner right now and could go to lunch and eat and laugh and then find a quiet place and rock each other’s worlds! Mwah!
-Sassy
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Date:Sep 28th – 2:29pm
From:Jester1968
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So did you know the Urban Dictionary defines Sassy as:
1. A bitch who sasses everyone.
2. A dog who refuses to eat her food.
3. A tiny penis with big balls
I’m hoping you’re not the last two….lol
Kind of a drab Wednesday…although rain makes me horny….
My secure email is: [redacted]@gmail.com
With regard to your questions:
Have you been in MA all your life?
Yes with the exception of a year of college.
How old were you when you first had sex?
I’m still waiting….but really 16.
If you could take me to any concert in history, what would it be?
Jimmy Buffet in Key West
I’m up for lunch, I’m around tomorrow-not too far away….
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switched to his gmail
From: Sassy
To: Jester
date: Wed, Sep 28, 2016 at 2:52 PM
subject: Connection
Hiya Jester!
How’s it going hot stuff?
I usually adore the Urban Dictionary… it has taught me a lot. In this case they are way off! In my case, the term means a Scottish Lady who will tell it like it is!
Rain makes me want to stay home under the covers with a man who wouldn’t mind a long conversation punctuated by sex here and there, and a naked nap cuddled around each other. and cocktail shrimp and chocolate-covered potato chips!
I was raised in upstate NY, came to MA for college then went to visit my older sister in Somerville “for three weeks.” Stayed with her until I bought my own place years later. Ha. Been here ever since.
When I was 17, my high school sweetheart and I kissed and cuddled for 4 months, going a little further and then a little further and then one day… all the way. It was… dull. We had no clue. We puzzled over why the adults liked it so much! I’ve learned quite a bit since then.
Aha! A parrot head! Have you seen Jimmy? I’ve never been but I have friends who go all the time. Key West is beautiful… I was there in March after Hurricane Andrew, marveled at how Miami was a mess and the Keys were mostly fine.
My my… you are eager! I can’t do lunch tomorrow. Work meeting midday. Would Friday work?
-S