July 20, 2016 Wednesday

2:26PM Sassy
Hiya kid! How’s your day going?

2:36PM Phil
Great! At the beach. My best buddy’s retirement

2:37PM Sassy
Wowzers! That should be a gas.

Is he really retiring or just jumping to another job like you did?

3:42PM Phil
[photo of his feet and legs at the salon getting a pedicure]

I’m sure another job

3:45PM Sassy
I’m swooning…you have the sexist toes!!

3:46PM Phil
Just had them done

3:46PM Sassy
I want to rub them.  And a couple other areas!