February 21, 2015 Saturday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 8:10 AM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
My Dear Sassy,
I love you’re email. I will write a proper reply later as I have interesting things to report!
For now, I caution you to not think of me on the plane lest you’re sweet lady parts freeze solid upon you’re arrival in Boston. Try to focus on whichever movie is showing today.
Safe travel.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 8:27 AM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Good morning Jim!
Another beautiful morning – mid-60’s right now with a stiff breeze off the ocean and the surf crashing and the palm trees dancing in the sun. Ah…. and I had a message from a NH man. That is my idea of a perfect start.
I am scurrying to pack and shower and get my niece rolling… they are meeting at the breakfast buffet but I don’t want to eat that much before I fly. The flight down was quite turbulent over FL and only a mostly-empty stomach kept me out of tummy troubles. I usually have a strong stomach but flying tests me. Thank you for your good wishes. I have a feeling we’re going to need them.
Just got the hotel bill for the incidentals. Quite a shock to see $7,679! Whee! Ah… wait… that’s PESOS. Phew. And they charged the other two massages to my room instead of my sister’s, so dividing by $14.30 peso/dollar I am only in the $300s for meals and mini-bar which is still a lot but much better!
I can not stop thinking about you. I adore this stage where you are still perfect. Good thing I am wearing slacks today so the ice won’t show.
Have a grand Saturday! Mwah!
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 12:45 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
What a funny email! At first I thought you are an insane hedonist when I saw that bill! Wow those massages must have been far better than you let on! 😉
I must quickly return to the subject of trepidation. In my missive of 16, February I offered some perspective on this topic. I would like to offer a bit more perspective. Fear and attraction are among the functions controlled by our ancient brains. Technically I think this region is known as the amygdala, but I like the term ancient brain better. So for aguably six million years of hominid existence we are still driven by our base impulses…. especially Sassy! The demure business woman that owns a partial interest in Sassy’s fun gear has shown herself today. Ms. Demure mentions a valid concern in this case.
Too good is too good to be true. That is what we tell ourselves to remain safe. Yet, when you say this is the time when we are both still perfect, logic dictates that I must concur. (Mr. Demure?)
Perhaps we could agree to wait a month, or two, or three to meet in person. Waiting could make the fire burn hotter. If we wait long enough you can use our communication as the basis for a book. 50 Shades of Oh My Goodness!!
My biological imperative dictates that I must take you for my own before another suitor wins your attention. Our intellect is at odds with our base instincts in these matters!
A man pursues a woman until she catches him.
Therefore the timing of our meeting is at a time, and place of Sassy’s choosing. I assure you that I am a perfect gentleman…until the right moment!
I await your reply. Growl!
X O
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 3:43 PM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hiya Jim! We’re in the air over FL so wifi finally works. It is such a relief be on the way. Now if we can land…they say they can unless the forecast is way off. They changed the type of plane, so reassigned the seats. We ended up in 4 different rows. Ick. At least my niece is directly behind her mom.
Next step can be a phone chat, if you’re up for that. Look at your schedule and let me know when it could work? We can discuss the weather and whatever.
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 4:37 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
I would love to meet you for coffee somewhere if that is okay with you. I think communication in person is much better. I am very comfortable with that, but if you are not it’s okay. I am pretty open next week at the moment so you can take any slot that you want. I have no problem driving to Boston. Days are best, but I can swing an evening in most cases.
I have no expectations for physical contact despite our rather salacious emails this week.
As a matter of safety please check this link:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/[hisname].com
I am a gentleman. As I said earlier our meeting is at you’re discretion. Choose a time and place, or if you wish to call first my GV phone number is [xxx-xxx-xxxx].
XO
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/21/15 at 5:58 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
We’re on the ground! So relieved!
I’m not on LinkedIn, so I can’t see much but I may Google from there. Thank you.
Coffee sounds good. Maybe somewhere we could continue to a meal. Let me get to work and see what’s happening and I will be back with an idea. I’m so excited!
I hope to see you, talk, and perhaps see how you kiss, if we want to.
More later!
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 7:25 PM
Subject: My Picture at a conference
Hi Sassy,
Here is a photo of me at a corporate event. I think I look slightly better now. I was pretty uptight because I went out there my first week on the job. Hope you still want to meet! 🙂
-Jim
Shared from my Android with Clean File Manager
http://clean.fm/download
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 8:41 PM
Subject: Re: My Picture at a conference
Hiya Handsome! Great photo!! Thank you for sending it. Of course I want to meet you. Here’s one of me in return. It’s about 2 years old, but I look like that except my hair is much longer. Do you still want to meet me? 🙂
I picked up Chinese food and am home now. Whee! Fun to land on a completely white runway… NOT!
Can you tell I am lots closer? 🙂
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 9:05 PM
Re: My Picture at a conference
Hey Sweet Sassy,
Chinese sounds wonderful. If you have relations with a Chinese person 20 minutes later your horny again. I’ll bet you have heard that one before.
I love the picture. I believe the background image suits you.
So longer hair now…mmmmm…I can grab a nice handful!
So Sassy went from Mexico Maven to Boston Babe. I know I like you both! Now if I can handle Ms. Demure I will have hit the trifecta. I wonder what the prize is for that?
I can tell you are closer because the font is smaller due to the cold…that happens to me after I swim in the pool.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 10:22 PM
Subject: Re: My Picture at a conference
Wow – you’re jovial tonight. What did you drink for dinner? Or is this the weekend, laid back fellow? It’s fun!
Do people call you Jim? Is that how you think of yourself? I tend to nickname people… J… Jay… JiMan… hot stuff. Heh. Tell me if you hate that.
I was concentrating on dealing with the weather… forgot I’d have to deal with Hubby. *sigh He is in a mood.
It’s tough not to jump in my car now and hug you. But I will be patient.
I’m off to bed. Sweet sexy dreams, J.
-S