Monthly Archives: May 2015

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Cum flying

Tuesday, May 27, 2014
5/27, 6:41am Phil
Will see.
   
5/27, 7:37am Phil
Finally saw a photo of Beach Gal’s guy. He looks as good as I do, probably younger which is good. The middle guy.
[photo of a big family with adults and kids standing outside]
    
5/27, 8:56am
Good morning kid!  Interesting photo.
I am sick.  On my vacation.  Feeing cursed. *sigh
Hope you have a better day today!
       
5/27, 9:19am Phil
Aw, so sorry, know you have 8 days off. I guess the guy looks normal enough. Big fella. That’s her fam. The gorgeous one is Beach Gal’s daughter. Hope you feel better Sass
5/27, 9:40am Phil
Is that dude a better option than me? Must be.

5/27, 9:42am
As a lady who has had to make do with men who are around, that’s all I can say about him.  He’s there.  I have no doubt he is not a better option – but he’s available.
         
5/27, 10:37am Phil
That’s what she said sort of. He has no commitments and he’s there. Hell of a reason to choose a life partner.

5/27, 11:39am
Has she said life partner?
  
5/27, 12:31pm Phil
No she has not, but she did say he loves her and wants to spend his life with her. Well of course he does. He had no furniture, no home and now he has one. She is not a fan of tattoos and dude has several and he is not going to get smaller but he looks like he fits in the family.
       
5/27, 3:32pm Phil
First time she has posted a pic of him that I could see as well.  I guess that says something too.
 you feeing any better?
         
5/27, 4:00pm
A little.  Still sniffling. Not coughing as much
         
5/27, 4:01pm Phil
Well that’s a good thing. Get better!

 Us boys are stoopid.  Can’t see the obvious in front of our face. I am trying to look at things with my eyes wide open and relying on what my brain tells me.  I find that’s not as much fun.

5/27, 4:06pm
You aren’t stupid.  Very often.
       
5/27, 4:18pm Phil
LOL. More often than I should be though. Still hung up on a girl who clearly does not want me and interested in another who is wonderful but causes me to go hmmm
         
5/27, 4:20pm
Um… should try to stop that.

5/27, 4:28pm Phil
Stop what?

5/27, 5:21pm
Paying attention to Beach Gal’s life.

5/27, 5:22pm Phil
I know
I do know that
       
5/27, 8:55pm Phil
Much better tonight! Cum flying across the kitchen
       
5/27, 9:02pm
Hooray!  You naughty man!
  
5/27, 9:04pm Phil
Ha! Talking geysers  
       
5/27, 9:07pm
Her kitchen?
         
5/27, 9:09pm Phil
Yes
She teased me all night and then said jerk off for me baby

5/27, 9:11pm
Aren’t you supposed to get it into her mouth or somewhere?
       
5/27, 9:11pm Phil
She was rubbing her tits and pussy. She just wanted to watch it fly  
       
5/27, 9:12pm
I’ve always wanted to see that!  Never have…
Fun to be watched?
     
5/27, 9:21pm Phil
Yeah it was, and she was getting off on it, still is at home with her friend
5/27, 9:21pm
Sounds very hot!
    
5/27, 9:22pm Phil
It was and is. Still got a raging hard-on

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Snooky Wookums

Monday, May 26, 2014
Kris: Booked hotel room for Thursday night: Red Roof Inn, 19 Commerce Way, Woburn. I’m spending the night there…which you’re obviously welcome to do also. If you prefer to sleep at home…I’d be happy to drive you home…after “wearing you out”. So I have a vested interest in helping you avoid sunburn boating…cuz you’ll be too sore for the hot sex I’d be looking forward to… if you ended up “Red Sassy”…at Red Roof. So expect to be “taken care of”…in as many ways as possible… 😉 Really enjoyed chatting tonight. More SEX…as soon as tomorrow! 🙂 1:47 AM
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Kris: Did u sleep any better last night? You had me a little “wound up” (Sassy Girl!)…so stayed up and shopped for room. 76…not bad.Worry about sucky job situation keeping you up? Money? 10:51 AM
Me: Good morning cutie patootie sweetie dear! Stupid work… money… my life… whee! Did get a little more sleep. Off to take Mom to lunch, then off to a theater bbq! Whee! Have a great day! 11:16 AM

Kris: You’re funny with all the sweet endearments…keep feeding me all that sugar and I’ll be gaining weight…”shoog”! Glad u slept a little bettah. Sounds like u have some fun “distractions” lined up for the day. Looking forward to being one tomorrow! 11:57 AM
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Me: Hiya snooky wookums! You around? Brief chat? 9:51 PM

Me: Please check with me before you head this way on Tuesday. I have random sniffles. Hope to be better by morning but might be worse. Wouldn’t want to infect you! 10:20 PM

Kris: Your greetings are getting better all the time! Tired from hours of roto-tilling good-sized garden–so going to bed early. But just the fact that u texted me to chat–makes my heart go pitter pat! (Hey! That rhymed!) I’m not worried about catching your cold…but I’ll text in the morning to see how you feel. I would be ok just visiting without sex…maybe give you a back rub…a little TLC if you’re feeling under the weather. Big smack on your mouth! (Screw a little cold virus). Nite sweet cheeks! 10:41 PM

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Blessed Memorial Day

Monday, May 26 Memorial Day
       
10:35am
Hiya Philip!  I was indeed asleep when you called.  Sorry. I haven’t been sleeping much… get about 3 hrs and then wake up and fret about work.  Bleh.

Had such a fun time with my niece yesterday!  See photos on my wall.  Nothing like a little kid where a hula hoop and a bag of mini-reese’s cups can make her day!

Hope you have a blessed Memorial Day, full of thanks and great memories of those you served with.
I know where you came from and I appreciate all you did and how far you went to keep this country and me safe!     

       
10:38am Phil
Aww, thank you!       
       
12:11pm

5/26, 5:26pm

Had a nice lunch with Mom at The Ninety Nine again.
Now off to a project BBQ in the burbs!  Whee!
Hope you’re having a nice evening!
         
5/26, 8:35pm Phil
Cool! Tough day today

5/26, 8:56pm
Why?
    
5/26, 9:13pm Phil
Was supposed to see Fred. She said she was beat. I went over later and she was not in a pleasant mood. Chewed on me for about an hour, told me she was better than a mistress and it went on and on. I walked out. I didn’t do anything to deserve that. I get she is insecure about this. It was just not a good scene. I can get that treatment here. Really ruined the day and she refused to listen to anything I said.

5/26, 9:32pm
I’m so sorry.  But it may be good that she is open with you.  Chewing verbally not so good.  Hugs.

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Overnight sex

Sunday, May 25, 2014
Kris: I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that there was a lady laying next to me… 7:27 AM
Kris: I didn’t know her, but I could tell it was a female cuz she was lying on her back and had really big boobs! 7:29 AM
Kris: instead of being scared I started wondering what it would be like to have sex with her. 7:31 AM

Kris: I was a little nervous…but I reached over and started caressing her tits, gently rubbing, feeling, pulling a little on her nipples. 7:35 AM

Kris: her nipples got hard… 7:36 AM

Kris: she started to wake up… 7:37 AM

Kris: I got scared for a minute thinking she might beat me up…when she realized what I was doing… 7:38 AM

Kris: instead…she started humming when I moved over to lick her nipples  7:40 AM

Kris: …first one…then the other…back and forth…she kept humming and moaning quietly…made little “body jerks”…groaned “oohh” and spasmed quickly…body jerked a little. 7:46 AM

Kris: I wondered what was between her legs…in the movies I had seen it was always covered up… never watched much porn. 7:49 AM

Kris: So I took a chance…reached down to feel it… 7:49 AM

Kris: felt really good… 7:50 AM

Kris: slipped two fingers inside…she was already really wet, tight…thrust my fingers in and out…deeply…steady rhythm…in and out…she moaned… 7:54 AM

Kris: she rolled on her side, lifted one leg, as if inviting me inside her. she grunted something 8:00 AM
Kris: I thought “who cares?…i’ll just go in from behind and give her a good fucking that way…lying here on our sides” 8:03 AM

Kris: so I slipped my hard cock in her…from behind 8:05 AM

Kris: I was a little nervous about what she would do if she didn’t like it…maybe try to bite my cock off or something (though i couldn’t really see her teeth in the darkness). 8:10 AM

Kris: anyhow…I kept thrusting in and out from behind…she groaned and seemed to really like it… 8:12 AM

Kris: she was building in excitement…then suddenly exploded into orgasm…made loud noises and scared the shit out of me…never saw anything like it before (but always wanted to… 😉  8:16 AM

Kris: after she finished cumming I kept thrusting…then I came…it felt SO GOOD!…and then I thought of the words to an old pop song… 8:20 AM

Kris: …”We did the Mash, we did the Monster-Mash. We did the Mash, it was a graveyard smash!”… 8:23 AM

Kris: Alfalfa… 😉 8:23 AM
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Kris: Boat fired right up! WHOOPEE!!! ROCK ‘N ROLL BABY! 1:45 PM

Me: Yay! I’m having lunch in the park with my niece. 1:46 PM

Kris: Sounds nice. My silly “story” was an effort to “normalize” your feelings about the whole sleeping with me all night thing.  Hope I didn’t offend or hurt your feelings in any way. 1:51 PM

Kris: Tell me if I did…even a little…so I can apologize. Never want to hurt you in any way. 1:55 PM

Me: Awww…You’re so sweet. The story was a little odd but the funny and sexy parts were hot! Thank you! ! 1:59 PM

Kris: Ok…long as it didn’t offend. “Odd” makes me laugh…be curious to hear you explain how so a little. 2:02 PM

Kris: Beautiful, sunny day…off to roto-till garden and cut huge lawn. Be fun to have you see it…which will be completely possible after June 16th…when wife is gone full-time. Maybe even an overnight or two…if u decide to venture out of your comfort zone. 2:09 PM

Kris: Off to gym for a bit…enjoying your day? 3:44 PM

Me: There’s something about a little girl that makes everything fun! 4:27 PM

Kris: Good! we all need fun…glad you’re having some! 6:28 PM

Kris: …and I bet you’re a fun aunt!…”Ahnty Sassy”… 😉 6:43 PM

Me: You betcha! Done with niece, heading out for supper. Chat later? 6:48 PM

Kris: Sure…had big ambitions for lots of chores…but not the strength today…so just “chillin” rest of night. Love to chat!…’bout what time? 6:53 PM

Kris: Text me when you’re home & ready to chat… 🙂 8:40 PM

Me: I am home and ready to chat. 🙂 9:13 PM

Kris: K. 🙂 9:15 PM
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·       May 25 9:18 PM Kris: Hi!
·       May 25 9:18 PM Sassy: Hiya Kris sweetie honey darling dear
·       May 25 9:18 PM Kris:  : ) 
·       May 25 9:19 PM Kris: you make me laugh!
·       May 25 9:19 PM Sassy:  : ) 
·       May 25 9:19 PM Kris: wassup?
·       May 25 9:20 PM Sassy: Very quiet. How’s your chillin going?
·       May 25 9:20 PM Kris: ok…watching a movie and chatting with you!
·       May 25 9:20 PM Sassy: I wish you were here so I could fish your beautiful cock out of your plaid boxers.
·       May 25 9:20 PM Sassy: What movie?
·       May 25 9:20 PM Kris: wait let me back up…my my…you’re Sassy tonight!
·       May 25 9:21 PM Kris: Gettysburg
·       May 25 9:22 PM Kris: just checked…boxers ARE plaid again…I think once they were solid
·       May 25 9:22 PM Sassy: There was some big anniversary this year.
·       May 25 9:22 PM Sassy: They were light blue/gray once
·       May 25 9:22 PM Kris: you’re too funny!
·       May 25 9:23 PM Sassy: But not the night I attacked your belt buckle and sucked on you within the first 3 minutes you were in my room
·       May 25 9:23 PM Kris: Mmmmm…you Sassay girl!
·       May 25 9:24 PM Sassy: I am not funny. I am Sassy!
·       May 25 9:24 PM Kris: Right!
·       May 25 9:24 PM Sassy: and sexy
·       May 25 9:24 PM Kris: right again!
·       May 25 9:24 PM Sassy: and sultry
·       May 25 9:24 PM Kris: Mmmmm!
·       May 25 9:24 PM Sassy: and a lot of other S words!
·       May 25 9:24 PM Kris: like what?
·       May 25 9:24 PM Sassy: Smart
·       May 25 9:25 PM Kris: yes!
·       May 25 9:26 PM Kris: whatcha thinking lately?
·       May 25 9:27 PM Sassy: trying not to. Except for you and me and BOOM!
·       May 25 9:27 PM Kris: OK!
·       May 25 9:27 PM Sassy: Did you get the back 40 mowed?
·       May 25 9:27 PM Kris: no…just went to gym, came home, covered boat, ate…nothing more
·       May 25 9:28 PM Kris: tomorrow wife’s going to mow while I roto-till the garden
·       May 25 9:28 PM Sassy: I had so much fun with my niece. She is so amazing!
·       May 25 9:28 PM Kris: watcha do?
·       May 25 9:29 PM Sassy: We picked up lunch from McD’s and sat in the park to eat
·       May 25 9:30 PM Kris: what was so amazing and fun…like what?
·       May 25 9:30 PM Sassy: She showed me how the various playground equipment works
·       May 25 9:31 PM Sassy: She has taken gymnastics and gone rock climbing so she was explaining how what she learned from that applies to this
·       May 25 9:31 PM Kris: did that make you laugh…because she’s so smart?
·       May 25 9:31 PM Sassy: I try to take her seriously… she is so grown up sounding.
·       May 25 9:32 PM Sassy: Then we went to RiteAid and I let her buy stuff!
·       May 25 9:32 PM Sassy: We got a bead kit to make jewelry and CANDY and… a Hula hoop!
·       May 25 9:32 PM Kris: Wow! You really ARE a fun aunt!
·       May 25 9:33 PM Kris: Does she call you “aunt” or “auntie”?
·       May 25 9:33 PM Sassy: No. Just my name
·       May 25 9:33 PM Kris: Just your first name?
·       May 25 9:33 PM Sassy: yes
·       May 25 9:34 PM Sassy: She made a necklace with her name. 
·       May 25 9:40 PM Sassy: Hubby came out and showed niece how to play with kitties… it was very fun
·       May 25 9:40 PM Kris: came out to where?
·       May 25 9:41 PM Sassy: of his office to the living room
·       May 25 9:42 PM Kris: gotcha…was that a little different…or something he would normally do?
·       May 25 9:42 PM Sassy: very different. He usually hides when I have company
·       May 25 9:42 PM Kris: well…that was nice then!
·       May 25 9:42 PM Sassy: She bought three bags of candy, and she carefully opened them and took three pieces from each and went in to share with him
·       May 25 9:43 PM Kris: did that help lure him out?
·       May 25 9:44 PM Sassy: Yep
·       May 25 9:44 PM Kris: cool!
·       May 25 9:45 PM Sassy: He was “talking for the cats”
·       May 25 9:45 PM Sassy: It was hysterical
·       May 25 9:45 PM Kris: I bet!
·       May 25 9:45 PM Kris: was she really amused?
·       May 25 9:45 PM Sassy: Yes. She was giggling and talking back “to the cats”
·       May 25 9:46 PM Kris: had she played with the cats before?
·       May 25 9:46 PM Sassy: not like this. Last time she sat and petted them, but she had them jumping and chasing string and really interacting this time
·       May 25 9:47 PM Kris: sounds like lots of fun…and nice that hubby joined in…
·       May 25 9:48 PM Sassy: I was sitting in the recliner
·       May 25 9:49 PM Sassy: Remembering your kissing me there
·       May 25 9:49 PM Kris: when were you remembering it?
·       May 25 9:49 PM Sassy: this afternoon
·       May 25 9:49 PM Kris: when your niece was there…and hubby was playing with her?
·       May 25 9:50 PM Sassy: She was in the room, working on her necklace
·       May 25 9:50 PM Kris: hope it’s a nice memory…sexy memory…
·       May 25 9:50 PM Sassy: Very
·       May 25 9:50 PM Kris: good!
·       May 25 9:50 PM  Sassy: sensual
·       May 25 9:51 PM Sassy: Kind of astonishing for a man who was like… kissing… eh… when we started talking
·       May 25 9:51 PM Kris: workin on it…lol
·       May 25 9:52 PM Sassy: yum. adore helping you practice. 
·       May 25 9:52 PM Kris: I think you converted me within about a couple of hours of the very first lunch meeting.
·       May 25 9:53 PM Kris: starting when you kissed me right outside the restaurant…completely took me by surprise…mesmerized…in a trance…you’re a snake charmer!
·       May 25 9:54 PM Kris: then got hotter in the parking garage…can’t believe I did that…but glad I did!
·       May 25 9:54 PM Sassy: me too
·       May 25 9:56 PM Kris: glad you like helping me practice…more “practice”…Tuesday…then day together Thursday…been thinking about that
·       May 25 9:57 PM Kris: sure you want to use up so much of your vacation time with me?
·       May 25 9:57 PM Sassy: Definitely!
·       May 25 9:57 PM Kris: alrighty then!
·       May 25 9:57 PM  Sassy: Did you read the story I sent?
·       May 25 9:59 PM Kris: not yet…but I will…do you want me to now…or later?
·       May 25 10:00 PM Sassy: whenever
·       May 25 10:00 PM Kris: give me a couple of minutes. I’ll go read it right now…hold on…
·       May 25 10:08 PM Sassy: Took a bathroom break… be back soon… keep typing if you like and I will catch up
·       May 25 10:10 PM Kris: Wow! You’re a great writer and that was a really sexy story. It was fun to see “some parts of you I’m starting to know” in the story…as well as looking for “little clues” about what turns you on…what you might like to do when we’re together…the only thing is that the pics didn’t display…maybe if I copy and paste them separately into my browser…yummm!
·       May 25 10:11 PM Kris: the woman in the story got herself off…something I’d still like to see you do…which so far you’ve still replied with “we’ll see”
·       May 25 10:13 PM Kris: when we were in the shower together…and you started to…you stopped…you said it was because “you didn’t want to fall”…but I think you got self-conscious…maybe you won’t be at some point.
·       May 25 10:14 PM Kris: then there’s me “telling you a story” or “talking to you”…while we’re lying together naked on the bed…kind of weird to have you “write a script” for me…but could use at least a LITTLE help…with what would turn you on…you’d want to hear.
·       May 25 10:15 PM Kris: ok…I’ll wait for you to get back…read this…and reply…
·       May 25 10:18 PM Kris: Oh goodie!…tried again and the photos DID display…very sexy…sensual…whole setting…leads me to think again about Thursday…know how the boating part will go…just wondering about sex that day…how/when/where…
·       May 25 10:18 PM Kris: lots of content above…don’t miss anything! LOL
·       May 25 10:19 PM Kris: ok…I’ll really wait now…for you to reply…
·       May 25 10:20 PM Sassy: I’m baaaaack!
·       May 25 10:21 PM Kris: great!…plenty to catch up on.
·       May 25 10:21 PM Sassy: You are so fun… I disappear for a few minutes and you bring up 6 different ideas!
·       May 25 10:22 PM Kris: because you’re smart enough to not miss any…except any you might want to avoid…then you’re really good at “subtly dodging”…wink!
·       May 25 10:22 PM Sassy: thank you for reading my story, and liking it
·       May 25 10:22 PM Kris: it was GREAT!
·       May 25 10:23 PM Sassy: I don’t know where these things come from… they just pour out of my head
·       May 25 10:23 PM Kris: and maybe some other parts?
·       May 25 10:23 PM Sassy: Ha ha. Naughty man
·       May 25 10:23 PM Kris: so you get turned on thinking/writing it?
·       May 25 10:23 PM Sassy: I will try to help you with talking more
·       May 25 10:23 PM Sassy: Yes
·       May 25 10:24 PM Kris: do you get off?
·       May 25 10:24 PM Sassy: tingle a bit
·       May 25 10:24 PM Kris: not to orgasm?
·       May 25 10:24 PM Sassy: Not usually
·       May 25 10:25 PM Sassy: It’s a little short and cute for that
·       May 25 10:25 PM Kris: but you can get off just using your imagination…right…without even touching yourself?
·       May 25 10:25 PM Sassy: Oh yes
·       May 25 10:26 PM Sassy: Sometimes videos help
·       May 25 10:27 PM Kris: I just can’t imagine that…I was actually thinking about how you could do that when I was taking a shower today…amazes me…no way I could do that…without at least SOME physical stimulation.  I can get a little “pre-cum” flowing…but not all the way to an orgasm without some kind of touching.
·       May 25 10:27 PM Sassy: What do you think about, when you’re taking care of yourself.?
·       May 25 10:28 PM Kris: women I’d like to fuck…sometimes from the past…sometimes from the present…usually someone I know well…but I’ve also looked at porn in the past…not so much recently.
·       May 25 10:29 PM Kris: sometimes past sexual experiences…like with wife from years ago…when we were younger…a variety of things…
·       May 25 10:29 PM Sassy: Cool
·       May 25 10:29 PM Kris: now…sometimes YOU!
·       May 25 10:29 PM Sassy: Really?
·       May 25 10:29 PM Kris: Sure!…why would that surprise you?
·       May 25 10:30 PM Sassy: I like to inspire you
·       May 25 10:30 PM Kris: you do!
·       May 25 10:30 PM Kris: you do more than that too…up close and personal!
·       May 25 10:31 PM Kris: what kind of videos help you?
·       May 25 10:32 PM Sassy: It depends. Sometimes snippets from TV shows of people kissing… very tame. Other times, very raunchy outdoor sex or BDSM with ropes and stuff…
·       May 25 10:33 PM Kris: would watching something with me be fun…or not?
·       May 25 10:34 PM Sassy: Could be… never done that.
·       May 25 10:34 PM Sassy: I’ve shared videos and emailed comments back and forth, but never watched with a man
·       May 25 10:35 PM Kris: why watch a video when you can grab the real thing, eh?…but might be fun…something different…
·       May 25 10:36 PM Sassy: Have you watched with a woman?
·       May 25 10:38 PM Kris: years ago with my wife…we watched porn…like rented a movie in a hotel room…when we were just staying someplace…and porn was something you could buy there.
·       May 25 10:38 PM Sassy: As foreplay?
·       May 25 10:39 PM Kris: yes…not during…would naturally fuck after…but not during or to get off while watching…actually helped make the sex hotter…but then she’d always “feel guilty” after…oh well…
·       May 25 10:39 PM Sassy: guilty for what?
·       May 25 10:40 PM Kris: good girl “stop it I like it” syndrome…like how the demure lady might feel…if she was too much in charge at a given moment…suppressing Sassy.
·       May 25 10:40 PM Kris: that make any sense?
·       May 25 10:40 PM Sassy: Yes
·       May 25 10:41 PM Sassy: I talk with a lot of guys in chat who have very repressed wives
·       May 25 10:41 PM Kris: my wife actually LOVES sex…what’s weird is…she doesn’t like to talk about it or admit it…and I tease her mercilessly about that…
·       May 25 10:42 PM Sassy: I like all three… sex, talking, admitting!
·       May 25 10:42 PM Kris: I’ve noticed
·       May 25 10:43 PM Kris: I like talking here…but not used to talking “during”…which you’ll need to help me with a little…and I’ll have to get used to…just not used to it…but willing to learn…grin!
·       May 25 10:44 PM Sassy: Maybe we can try sex during talking. 
·       May 25 10:44 PM Kris: talking about what?
·       May 25 10:45 PM Sassy: probably… the weather?
·       May 25 10:45 PM Sassy: 😀
·       May 25 10:45 PM Kris: now you’re teasing me!
·       May 25 10:45 PM Sassy: ayup
·       May 25 10:45 PM Kris: ok…so back to something we said we were going to do…
·       May 25 10:46 PM Kris: I’m going to put my cock in your mouth as your head is over the side of the bed and lick your nipples while you suck on me and grab me…how’s that sound?
·       May 25 10:48 PM Sassy: Yummy
·       May 25 10:48 PM Kris: but only as foreplay (hopefully)…
·       May 25 10:48 PM Sassy: right
·       May 25 10:49 PM Kris: I had a little fantasy about using one of the toys at the same time…
·       May 25 10:49 PM Sassy: I am just too good at bj?
·       May 25 10:49 PM Sassy: OH my… you have good ideas
·       May 25 10:49 PM Kris: yes…I might not want you to stop…but then I’ll be “done”…and don’t want to be that soon.
·       May 25 10:49 PM Kris: my “recovery” time is much longer than the guy in your story…lol
·       May 25 10:50 PM Kris: I was thinking the fake cock in you might be fun to try…since you’re a “vagina girl” (that word you don’t like)…
·       May 25 10:51 PM Sassy: Interesting. Remind me to get it out, with the lube, so it’s there if you want to grab it
·       May 25 10:52 PM Kris: ok…in your story there was “front and back”…was back anus?
·       May 25 10:52 PM Kris: ass…hole…whatever!
·       May 25 10:53 PM Kris: language is funny sometimes
·       May 25 10:53 PM Sassy: don’t think so… where was that?
·       May 25 10:54 PM Sassy: Wait… I see it.
·       May 25 10:55 PM Kris: a few sentences above the last picture…
·       May 25 10:56 PM Kris: “added my fingers inside her front and back”
·       May 25 10:56 PM Sassy: Yeah
·       May 25 10:57 PM Sassy: You do catch the sassy details
·       May 25 10:57 PM Kris: “until she came again” (AGAIN!  I’m still waiting for once!…not your fault…combination teasing…”self-deprecatory” you told me to stop)
·       May 25 10:58 PM Kris: so I was thinking of putting my finger in your ass sometime…but know you had a bad experience…and with me it will be gentle and not hurt…lots of lube…slow…in there without hurting…if you want to try it…could do me again too…but need more lube next time…or not…whatever
·       May 25 10:59 PM Sassy: sure
·       May 25 11:01 PM Sassy: check in first… I am having… um… intestinal problems today but I hope they’ll be healed soon
·       May 25 11:02 PM Kris: ok…will check in first…on a different subject… I may have to wait till Tues…to get this out of you…but any thoughts about sex on Thursday?during… after… boating… when/where? We could “fool around” just about anyplace…but would like more comfort for “full sex” than I can picture on boat…and thoughts about that?
·       May 25 11:02 PM Sassy: What would you consider ideal?
·       May 25 11:03 PM Kris: a comfy bed someplace
·       May 25 11:04 PM Kris: one option would be get a room after boating…but you go home after…if you’re not comfortable spending the night.
·       May 25 11:06 PM Kris: just a thought…money’s tight…but this is going to be a “really fun fantasy” for me…so trying to play it all out in a certain way would be worth it for me.
·       May 25 11:07 PM Sassy: I am worrying about money. And it being commencement weekend down here, will have to get far away to even find a room
·       May 25 11:07 PM Sassy: Let me think some more
·       May 25 11:08 PM Kris: I’m strapped for cash right now…but get paid next Friday…if you could afford to put a room on a credit card I could reimburse you as soon as next Saturday.
·       May 25 11:09 PM Sassy: Sure
·       May 25 11:09 PM Kris: Do you want to stay near Boston?…go on the Charles River…out to Boston Harbor…or go to the Cape?
·       May 25 11:10 PM Sassy: in the boat?
·       May 25 11:10 PM Kris: yes
·       May 25 11:11 PM Sassy: It’s very hard for me to decide
·       May 25 11:11 PM Kris: why?
·       May 25 11:11 PM Sassy: I don’t know anything about this
·       May 25 11:12 PM Kris: what’s to know? where would you prefer to go…see…be…to see things? if you haven’t been to either (which you haven’t),,,,both would probably be equally fun for you.
·       May 25 11:13 PM Kris: I would prefer the Cape…but you might like to cruise the Charles… seeing the city from the river is very different…fun.
·       May 25 11:13 PM Sassy: I think up here. Would be fun to see places I know from a different perspective
·       May 25 11:14 PM Sassy: I’ve never been to the cape
·       May 25 11:15 PM Kris: ok…we’ll stay up here…and you’re right!…it’s fun to see places you know from a different perspective.  I think you’d love the Cape…very beautiful…but we can do that another time (hopefully).
·       May 25 11:15 PM Sassy: Sure
·       May 25 11:15 PM Sassy: If I survive this trip. 
·       May 25 11:15 PM Kris: You mean live…as in not die?
·       May 25 11:16 PM Sassy: Right… or get horribly sunburnt or seasick…
·       May 25 11:16 PM Sassy: What I am supposed to wear? I don’t think I have any boating clothes.
·       May 25 11:18 PM Kris: Whatever you’re comfortable in…just for being outside in general…nothing special for “boating” per se…cover up if that helps with concern about sun…plus I don’t think it’s going to be too hot…so you can probably cover up and be comfortable.
·       May 25 11:18 PM Kris: have you been on any kind of boat before at all?
·       May 25 11:19 PM Kris: you mentioned concern about getting sea sick…that”s why I asked if you’ve been on a boat before.
·       May 25 11:21 PM Sassy: Here and there… whale watch, ferries, glass-bottom boat in the Keys
·       May 25 11:22 PM Sassy: The Lake W tour boats
·       May 25 11:22 PM Sassy: Attempting to water ski with cousins in NC as a teenager
·       May 25 11:23 PM Kris: ever get sea sick any of those times?
·       May 25 11:24 PM Sassy: Yes
·       May 25 11:24 PM Kris: easily…sometimes? a lot?
·       May 25 11:24 PM Sassy: sometimes
·       May 25 11:24 PM Sassy: If I stay above decks where I can see the horizon, I’m usually fine
·       May 25 11:25 PM Kris: there’s no “below deck” on my boat…in fact, you’ll probably be sitting on the front bow…out in the open…
·       May 25 11:26 PM Kris: I want this to be fun for you…if it’s not…we’ll turn around and do something else…don’t worry…no point otherwise.
·       May 25 11:26 PM Sassy: I plan to be fine. 
·       May 25 11:26 PM Kris: I want you to suck on my cock…not throw up on me…LOL
·       May 25 11:27 PM Kris: I don’t know what’s gotten into me tonight…some “Sassy” wearing off maybe?
·       May 25 11:28 PM Sassy: Hope so!
·       May 25 11:28 PM Kris: how u doin…getting tired?
·       May 25 11:28 PM Sassy: Yeah…
·       May 25 11:28 PM Sassy: didn’t sleep much again
·       May 25 11:28 PM Kris: ok…let’s say goodnight…Mwah!
·       May 25 11:29 PM Sassy: So good talking! Sweet dreams!
·       May 25 11:29 PM Kris: Same…you too!

by

Lots of choices

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Kris: Would Thursday instead of Friday work for you for boating? (With or without spending night in room together on Thurs night). Can still do Fri…just a little shorter time available Fri night. Has to do with logistics of renting truck. Will explain details later. 9:48 AM

Me: Good morning hot stuff! Thursday is fine, maybe even a little better. Mwah! Thank you for dealing with details – I am usually the one doing all that! 9:51 AM

Kris: Ok. Waiting to hear back from truck owner to see if it’s available Thurs. If it is do you want to spend night in room Thurs…or go home that night. Or we could still get a room Thurs night…and you could go home “after”. (“After?”…”After what?” she asks coyly). 9:59 AM

Me: Cool. Standing by! Let’s talk more about the room and overnight part. Mwah! 10:08 AM

Kris: Ok! Let you know. Some things to think about while waiting to hear from truck owner. 10:13 AM

Kris: If the weather forecast holds up for next Thurs it’s supposed to be “Partly cloudy…highs in the mid 60s.” On the water it could be a little cool and not sure about comfort of “sex outdoors”. But we’ve got a meet on Tues…so if it was “just” boating on Thurs, that would be ok with me. Whatever you want/decide is fine! 10:20 AM

Kris: Ok…I rented the truck from 8:30 pm Wed thru 8:30 pm on Fri. Thursday boating all day…then you go home that night…or we spend the night together. We could boat again Fri too if you wanted to…since I’ll still have the truck. But rented for 2 days to avoid logistic pressure of having to return truck Fri night. Your choice…lots of options…and whatever you decide/want to do is fine! 11:00 AM

Kris: I meant avoid pressure of having to return truck Thurs night…by keeping till Fri…even if we’re not together Friday. ball’s in your court (and some others will soon be in your hands…wink!) 11:08 AM

Kris: OR…if you want to spend two days boating And overnight Thurs I could take you to my favorite place to boat on Cape…launch in Orleans…on to Fisherman’s Pier in Chatham and back. I know…I’m crazy. But I would SO do it…if you wanted to…OR…to REALLY “freak you out”…let’s throw in a night of camping in my huge luxury tent at a cape campground…instead of a hotel room. Spanky. 11:24 AM

Kris: OR…just a day trip to Cape on Thurs 12:05 PM

Kris: lots of choices! Got all that?! Try to keep up 😉 12:19 PM

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Kris: Just finished working out…caught in heavy downpour riding bike from gym to shed. I’m alive! Wanna go for ride in the rain?! Whoohoo!…ride ’em cowboy! 😉 6:33 PM

Me: Hunh – we’re in Framingham and it’s beautiful! Done with a huge Walmart run, waiting for a table at Olive Garden. I adore their sausages! 😉 6:37 PM

Kris: Hmmm…”sausages” eah? I bet! What’s “Hunh”? 6:41 PM

Me: That it’s raining there and nice here. 6:42 PM

Kris: Did you mean “huh” as in “oh”? 6:44 PM
Me: Hunh as in “weird.” 6:47 PM

Kris: Ok…never seen it before…maybe if i heard it…secretly hoping it meant “hun” as in short for “honey”…bein’ as where we have this naked thing goin’ on and all… 6:51 PM

Kris: TEASING! Alfalfa 6:51 PM

Kris: Enjoy dinner…only half done work…ugh…maybe chat later? 6:53 PM

Me: Pomegranate citrus acqua fresca. 7:08 PM

Me: Can you see photo? I forget if your phone can do that. 7:08 PM

Kris: Not sure…u could try. 7:12 PM

Me: I just did. 🙂 7:13 PM

Kris: With text that asked if i can see it?…i can access internet…and maybe open pics attached to emails ( though never tried)…home now and about to go on laptop to do work…could u attach to email?…i think i know u well enough to guess what it is 😉 7:20 PM

Kris: R u still up/online? 11:29 PM

Me: Yes. 11:29 PM

Kris: Have a question…b on in minute. 11:30 PM
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·       May 24 11:34 PM Kris: Hi!
·       May 24 11:35 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       May 24 11:36 PM Kris: question about herpes cold sores
·       May 24 11:36 PM Kris: have you ever had one on your gums?
·       May 24 11:36 PM Sassy: no
·       May 24 11:36 PM Kris: where have they been?
·       May 24 11:37 PM Sassy: lips mostly, once between my upper lip and my nose
·       May 24 11:37 PM Sassy: after I had a bad cold and had been blowing my nose a lot
·       May 24 11:39 PM Kris: I’m probably just being paranoid…but my wife has a really sore bulge on her gums that looks like a cold sore
·       May 24 11:39 PM Sassy: Oh dear. Sorry to hear that.
·       May 24 11:39 PM Sassy: She’s never had that before?
·       May 24 11:40 PM Kris: I don’t think so
·       May 24 11:40 PM Sassy: Never heard of them inside the mouth
·       May 24 11:41 PM Kris: I thought they were inside the mouth…like inside cheeks or lips
·       May 24 11:41 PM Sassy: not on me
·       May 24 11:41 PM Kris: you mean on outside?
·       May 24 11:43 PM Sassy: I only get them outside.
·       May 24 11:43 PM Sassy: Canker sores show up inside. Not contagious. http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/ss/slideshow-mouth-problems
·       May 24 11:45 PM Kris: ok…probably worrying for nothing.
·       May 24 11:45 PM Kris: so wassup?
·       May 24 11:45 PM Sassy: Very quiet.
·       May 24 11:45 PM Kris: what…online stuff?
·       May 24 11:46 PM Sassy: Yes
·       May 24 11:46 PM Sassy: You finish your work?
·       May 24 11:46 PM Kris: meaning not a lot of people showing up
·       May 24 11:46 PM Kris: in chat?
·       May 24 11:47 PM Sassy: There was one guy for about 10 min.
·       May 24 11:47 PM Sassy: It’s raining buckets there
·       May 24 11:47 PM Sassy: 4.5 inches in an hour
·       May 24 11:47 PM Kris: wow
·       May 24 11:49 PM Kris: to answer your question…yes finished work. almost went to bed right after but then wife showed me that…glad I’m on here for a little bit with you.
·       May 24 11:49 PM Sassy: It is a lovely way to end the day.
·       May 24 11:50 PM Sassy: Sweetie honey sugar pie.
·       May 24 11:50 PM Kris: ha ha
·       May 24 11:51 PM Kris: I should have done this before going off the deep end with boating plans and renting truck…but pray the frigin boat starts up and runs ok. didn’t start it yet…but will tomorrow.
·       May 24 11:51 PM Sassy: Good thought.
·       May 24 11:51 PM Sassy: I bought sunblock. 
·       May 24 11:52 PM Kris: hopefully it starts.  if it doesn’t…the whole thing is off…but hope it starts…it should.  I have it winterized by a Marina every fall…so it should…but one year I had a problem…hopefully ok…I’ll find out tomorrow after church.
·       May 24 11:53 PM Sassy: I’ll send “start up vibes”
·       May 24 11:53 PM Kris: ok…lol
·       May 24 11:54 PM Kris: I didn’t check…did you email the pic you tried to text me…I bet I can guess what it was.
·       May 24 11:54 PM Sassy: I bet you can’t. It didn’t seem important
·       May 24 11:55 PM Kris: I bet it was a pic of a sausage you were eating at the Olive Garden…
·       May 24 11:55 PM Sassy: That is a very good guess!
·       May 24 11:55 PM Sassy: I never got to eat it… it’s in my fridge.
·       May 24 11:55 PM Kris: was that it?
·       May 24 11:55 PM Sassy: The photo was of a tall glass with a pomegranate citrus acqua Fresca drink, no alcohol
·       May 24 11:56 PM Kris: that you had at the Olive Garden?
·       May 24 11:56 PM Sassy: Yes
·       May 24 11:56 PM Kris: did you email it to me?
·       May 24 11:56 PM Sassy: No
·       May 24 11:57 PM Kris: ok…well I’ll just use my imagination…sounds yummie…have a good visit with your mom?
·       May 24 11:57 PM Sassy: I’ll email it right now
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: May 24, 2014 11:58 pm 
Subject: Pretty fruity drink
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·       May 24 11:57 PM Kris: ok
·       May 24 11:58 PM Sassy: Didn’t see Mom today
·       May 24 11:58 PM Sassy: She had my niece with her overnight. That was enough excitement
·       May 24 11:59 PM Kris: whist did you do then?
·       May 25 12:00 AM Sassy: I had a weird night last night.. stayed up until 3 am doing stuff around the house, opened the mail that had piled up since Feb., balanced my checkbook
·       May 25 12:00 AM Sassy: then I woke up at 6:30 am and couldn’t fall back to sleep fretting about job crap
·       May 25 12:00 AM Sassy: So I got up and did more stuff until about 11 am, then went back to bed until 3 PM
·       May 25 12:01 AM Sassy: then Hubby and I went out to Framingham to stock up on stuff from Walmart
·       May 25 12:01 AM Sassy: and go to Olive Garden
·       May 25 12:01 AM Sassy: He had a meltdown midway thru dinner, so we packed up the entrees and came home
·       May 25 12:03 AM Kris: meltdown as in just got upset for no apparent reason and announced he wanted to go home?
·       May 25 12:03 AM Sassy: He realized he forgot a project meeting.
·       May 25 12:04 AM Sassy: He was castigating himself, getting very upset
·       May 25 12:04 AM Kris: was the meeting today?
·       May 25 12:04 AM Sassy: 7 PM
·       May 25 12:04 AM Kris: did he call the person?
·       May 25 12:04 AM Sassy: He tried. no answer. So he texted.
·       May 25 12:04 AM Kris: will it be ok?
·       May 25 12:05 AM Sassy: Yes
·       May 25 12:05 AM Kris: but he went on and on…not like you…when you forget me some day and say “oh well, he’ll get over it”
·       May 25 12:06 AM Sassy: He got completely silent
·       May 25 12:06 AM Sassy: Stopped eating
·       May 25 12:06 AM Sassy: texted his GF
·       May 25 12:07 AM Sassy: I was mostly full from the breadsticks and soup and salad, and I didn’t want to sit there watching him text. So I suggested we pack up the food and leave and he jumped on that.
·       May 25 12:07 AM Kris: that doesn’t sound like what I would call a “meltdown”…sounds like a normal reaction to forgetting something important
·       May 25 12:08 AM Sassy: He completely shuts down.  It is not fun
·       May 25 12:08 AM Kris: shuts down as in you can’t talk to him at all?
·       May 25 12:08 AM Sassy: Right
·       May 25 12:08 AM Kris: do you bother trying…to talk to him?
·       May 25 12:08 AM Sassy: Yes
·       May 25 12:09 AM Kris: he just doesn’t answer?
·       May 25 12:09 AM Sassy: He just stares into space
·       May 25 12:09 AM Kris: you say he’s a little “spacy” in general…has he forgotten meets like that before?
·       May 25 12:10 AM Sassy: No. He is scrupulous about his calendar.
·       May 25 12:10 AM Kris: so forgetting must have REALLY upset him
·       May 25 12:11 AM Sassy: Yes. It was not on his calendar, or I would have planned around it, reminded him
·       May 25 12:11 AM Sassy: I do not understand who told them it was okay to meet on a Saturday night of a holiday weekend…
·       May 25 12:11 AM Kris: why?
·       May 25 12:12 AM Sassy: People go away, have dates, it’s not the time for a working meeting
·       May 25 12:14 AM Kris: by “people” you mean “married couples” and by “working meeting” you mean affair meets?
·       May 25 12:16 AM Sassy: No. Anyone. and I mean a meeting of the people working together on a project to go over details
·       May 25 12:16 AM Kris: oh…so it was a business meeting…not a date?
·       May 25 12:17 AM Sassy: right
·       May 25 12:17 AM Kris: oh…but it was his GF?
·       May 25 12:17 AM Sassy: no, he was texting her to blow off steam
·       May 25 12:18 AM Kris: oh…gotcha
·       May 25 12:18 AM Kris: anyhow…what was so upsetting at work that had you going even into today?
·       May 25 12:18 AM Sassy: I’m trying to forget about it
·       May 25 12:18 AM Kris: ok…we can talk about something else
·       May 25 12:19 AM Sassy: There were about a dozen things but the two bigs ones are she changed my job description, piling on accounting tasks that I am not trained for, don’t want to do and am not good at
·       May 25 12:19 AM Sassy: And she is taking away the partition at the front of my desk that gives me a modicum of privacy
·       May 25 12:20 AM Sassy: It means I desperately need a new job
·       May 25 12:20 AM Kris: uh oh…not good
·       May 25 12:20 AM Sassy: She is setting me up to fail
·       May 25 12:20 AM Kris: do you think she understands that at all?
·       May 25 12:21 AM Sassy: Oh yes.  I told her
·       May 25 12:21 AM Kris: what she say?
·       May 25 12:22 AM Sassy: And she sprang all of on me right before I leave for 9 days
·       May 25 12:22 AM Sassy: Too bad
·       May 25 12:22 AM Kris: what exactly did you say…how did you say it?
·       May 25 12:24 AM Kris: we don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to…sometimes it helps to be able to vent…sometimes better not to…up to you…I’m here…
·       May 25 12:25 AM Sassy: Thank you. I can’t think about it right now or I won’t sleep again. You are very good to try to help.
·       May 25 12:25 AM Kris: ok…let’s not talk about it now then…maybe another time…when you don’t have to sleep right away…
·       May 25 12:26 AM Sassy: Yes.
·       May 25 12:26 AM Kris: are u tired?
·       May 25 12:26 AM Sassy: Oddly not
·       May 25 12:26 AM Kris: maybe cuz you slept earlier?
·       May 25 12:26 AM Sassy: Only got 3 hrs and then another 3 hours… should be a wreck
·       May 25 12:27 AM Sassy: and dragged groceries around and drove a lot in the rain…
·       May 25 12:27 AM Sassy: But I’ve been writing, that helps
·       May 25 12:27 AM Kris: bout what?
·       May 25 12:28 AM Sassy: SEX!
·       May 25 12:28 AM Kris: fantasies…stories…like the one you sent me before?
·       May 25 12:29 AM Sassy: yes. Should I sent it for you to read later?
·       May 25 12:29 AM Kris: sure!…anything I can learn from it?…other than how rich your imagination is?
·       May 25 12:30 AM Sassy: I don’t know… maybe
·       May 25 12:30 AM Sassy: It’s about a man and a woman on a mountain.
·       May 25 12:30 AM Sassy: It has photos!
·       May 25 12:31 AM Kris: naked ones?
·       May 25 12:31 AM Sassy: Maybe
·       May 25 12:32 AM Kris: meaning I’ll have to open it to see?
·       May 25 12:32 AM Sassy: Ayup
·       May 25 12:32 AM Kris: k!
·       May 25 1:11 AM Sassy: I should try to go back to sleep.
·       May 25 1:12 AM Kris: Sleep well “hun” 
·       May 25 1:12 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams!
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Mmm…shoulders

Saturday, May 24, 2014
       
5/24, 7:31am
Good morning!   Day 1 of 9 off!
       
5/24, 9:45am Phil
Good morning! Enjoy! 
       
5/24, 4:05pm
So envious of your beach day!  I’m off to Walmart in the burbs!

5/24, 4:06pm Phil
Enjoying it. Wishing my girl was here
       
5/24, 4:19pm
Sooooon!
          
5/24, 4:22pm Phil
Yeah I know but missing her. Met a friend of hers, told me she talks about me all the time and has for the last three years or so. Kind of nice.

5/24, 4:35pm Phil
[photo of him at the beach, naked chest and shoulders, sunglasses and huge smile]

5/24, 4:50pm
Mmm…shoulders.

5/24, 4:59pm Phil
I know you like that
5/24, 4:59pm

5/24, 6:42pm
Picking up food at Olive Garden in Framingham… having a tasty Pomegranate citrus aqua fresca while I wait!

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Morning snuggle

Friday, May 23, 2014
Me: Good morning! Thanks for the goodnight hug… soooo sexy! I fell asleep at 8 pm! Oops. Woke up at 6 am. Here’s your morning snuggle, with a kiss and my hand between your legs! 8:13 AM

Kris: Good morning naughty girl! Just rented a truck through www.relayrides.com to tow boat next Friday. Be interesting to see if I can move my boat early enough that day to escape wife’s notice. If not, I’ll tell her I’m going fishing with a friend (you’re a friend–right?). She’ll be pissed cuz of money, but oh well…can live with that…she’s usually pissed about one thing or another.  I don’t care (“callous” male that I am). Hope today goes smoothly for ya!10:17 AM

Me: Hiya! Thanks for message! Helps make a boring meeting BETTER! 11:18 AM

Kris: 🙂 11:20 AM

Me: Fyi – I will be home alone on Tuesday 10 am to 2 pm. Hubby has a date. 11:22 AM

Kris: Then you’ll have plenty of time alone to rest…unless u want someone to come over and “bother u”… (teasing!)…just checked…can be there then…u should email me an “example” of kinds of things you like to hear…”story” I could tell u…while we’re lying on your bed stark naked…trying AGAIN (argh!) to get u off! (U can laugh now…brighten your day…I’m good for THAT at least!). 11:42 AM

Me: You are cordially invited to join me at home on Tuesday! I’ll work on talk topics and we can settle other details. It gives me something to smile about so I don’t strangle the boss! She is in fine form 1:31 PM

Kris: “Cordially invited”…my, my we’re prim and proper today. Don’t strangle boss (unless jail allows conjugal visits…and I can meet u there). Glad to give u little “diversion”…day will b over soon. Here’s a link to map of islands in Boston Harbor we can visit on Friday. Upper left corner on map u see Charles River goes past Museum of Sci (under 93) past Long Wharf North, past Fan Pier, into Boston Inner Harbor into Boston Harbor. Any islands with a public dock (little white rectangle attached to island) we can stop at. Islands include: Spectacle, Lovells, Little Brewster (Boston Light), Gallops, Georges, Peddocks, Bumpkin, and Grape. Take your pick(s)! Link: www.nps.gov/hfc/carto/PDF/BOHAmap1.pdf 1:50 PM

Kris: Or for more info on Boston Harbor Islands in general: www.bostinharborislands.org. In case something in particular interest you…like island with fort or something. 2:06 PM

Kris: Spelled wrong. Its: www.bostonharborislands.org 2:08 PM

Kris: I could spend next Friday night…after all day of boating…in a room with you. Boat, eat, fuck in comfy room, eat, sleep together all night…get up Saturday and go about our usual days. I’ve got wife’s permission for an “overnight fishing trip”! When wife asks what I caught I’ll say: “Goin’ for ‘Big O’s’…but they were only nibbling.”. Let me worry about money, details, logistics. All u have to decide is: “Wanna?” Alfalfa. 4:41 PM

Kris: We could make it my “perfect fantasy date/meet” by taking a bike ride Saturday morning… as bike will be parked nearby at house of truck owner. 4:57 PM

Kris: TEASING! I thought u were going to have a heart attack last weekend…literally shaking…just sitting on it. Baby steps toward the first slow, gentle, safe ride…and NO I would never just “take off” without your permission. 5:04 PM

Me: My goodness! You got a roll there… fun to see your fantasies roll out! Thank you ever so much for including me in them. Let me ponder this overnight. I had a VERY HARD DAY tm and need to turn my brain mostly off to survive. *sigh 7:20 PM

Kris: I understand…completely. Even a “normal” last day of the week can be tiring. Sorry yours was especially hard. Almost didn’t send all that…so as to not overwhelm. But you’ve got good self-care skills. So I figured you might do just what you did…or not even reply till tomorrow. Rest, sleep well, reply to my craziness when you can. No rush…plus the whole thing is “weather permitting”…which they won’t even dare to start “predicting” till tomorrow. Maybe chat tomorrow night…if you’re up for it. 9:02 PM

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Lucky man

Friday, May 23, 2014
       
5/23, 7:14am Phil
Wow!

5/23, 8:24am
Good morning kid!  Wow what?  TGIF!

5/23, 8:49am Phil
Had an amazing dinner, got my world rocked, slept over. TGIF
  
5/23, 9:15am
Nice!  How’d you swing it overnight?

I am off next week so just need to make it through today!  I fell asleep at 8 pm last night.  Exciting life!  HA.

5/23, 9:18am Phil
I had a travel day so I was supposed to be gone. Was nice to wake up next to her and start the morning off right!
       
5/23, 9:19am
Lucky man!  Luckier woman!!  Have a great day!    
       
5/23, 9:24am Phil
Should have called a doc because I definitely had an erection that lasted way more than four hours

5/23, 9:36am Phil
Doctor

5/23, 10:03am

Hee hee

5/23, 10:38am Phil
I have not done that in awhile I am worn out, sore in several places that got a workout and sitting with a big smile on my face

5/23, 5:10pm
Tried a new Japanese buffet in Allston.  We used to have to drive to Framingham but now there’s one in town!

I had oysters and thought of you.  With sushi, gyoza, tempura shrimp, crab salad, green beans, fried fish and chicken… yum yum yum!  Cheap, fast and good!  

5/23, 6:27pm Phil
Oh wow!

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Woot!

Thursday, May 22, 2014
Me: Good morning hot stuff! 8:01 AM

Kris: Morning…beat me to it! Just about to text! 9:13 AM

Me: Woke up thinking about you and wanted you to know! 9:14 AM

Kris: Awww…hope it wasn’t from a nightmare…lol! 9:16 AM

Kris: Looking into renting truck to pull boat for adventure with you next Fri, 5/30…still “game”? 9:18 AM

Me: I’m game. I’m half expecting my new boss to mess up my vacation plans. Cross your fingers she doesn’t! 10:20 AM

Kris: K…if cant get all, maybe at least fri, 5/30? but will hope for all…u no doubt need the break… 10:25 AM

Me: Very good thought! You are such a help! 10:26 AM

Me: She approved the week! Woot! 12:43 PM

Kris: Great! (What’s “woot” mean? lol) 12:59 PM

Me: Yay! Hooray! Yeehaw! YES! (It is usually accompanied by a clenched first, bent elbow and a downward motion) 1:05 PM

Kris: Ok…catching up on pop jargon. lol…how’s first day with boss back goin? 1:07 PM

Me: New boss is wicked jet lagged and only got 4 hours of sleep, so mostly leaving me alone for now. She scheduled a 90 minute meeting tomorrow afternoon. That should make for a fun end of the week. NOT! How’s your day going? 1:10 PM

Kris: It was ok…except had to drive from meeting to another in rush-hour/Memorial Day traffic…stop and go for last almost two hours…on bike! Just got to gym. Workout couple hours then home around 10:00. Sorry i didn’t see/reply to this sooner. Harder to multi-task (including drinking coffee!) when I’m riding. 6:52 PM

Me: Heard traffic sux tonight – Hubby took friends to JP to pick up kittens, normal 20 min drive took 75! 7:29 PM

Me: Car nibble did not bite. Waah. 7:29 PM

Me: Have a great work-out! 7:30 PM

Kris: Sorry about car. had good workout, thanks. dropping off bike. long tight hug and kiss on mouth lingering there with a little tongue, lightly brushing hair from side of your face. 🙂 9:44 PM