Immune to craziness

Sunday, April 6, 2014

From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Sunday, April 6, 2014 10:23 AM
Re: Sunday sass
Good morning hot stuff! Rushing off to brunch. I am thinking of you. Hope you have an awesome Sunday!
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, April 6, 2014 3:50 PM 
Re: Two poems
Hi Sexy Sassy!
I’ve been thinking of you NON-STOP!  Did you read my other emails?  One about “testing”–the other about music and an invitation (undoubtedly “premature”) to go to a concert with me in May?  I was afraid they’d “freak you out.”  But I have a feeling you don’t get “freaked out” too easily.  How come you’re so nice?  I’m not used to it.  Usually I manage to piss women off within at least a couple of emails or chats.  You seem somewhat immune to my craziness.  
Off to the gym now for a couple of hours…then back to do more work.  Would you be available to chat sometime later this evening?  As I said in a text I just sent you—it’s weird to miss someone so much I just met—-but weirdly I do.  And I REALLY want to “be with you”………and you know what I mean………. 🙂 
Wild Man (trying to control myself–but what’s that “little flow” I feel down there?)

P.S.—Besides your irresistible charms—my Harley is calling my name–but sadly I can’t “go out and play” till I finish my work.
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Sun, 4/6, 8:30pm Kris: I’m here….working….if you come on here you’ll be a pleasant reason to stop and chat. 🙂 
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sun, 4/6, 9:30pm Kris; still here….still working (ugh!)…..fading a little….but you would certainly “perk me up”
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Sun, 4/6, 11:25pm Kris: still here but almost ready to go…..hope you had a nice day…..you asked for things I’d like to know about for testing….see an email I’ll send in a little while…..nite Sexy Sassy. : ) <3

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