Monthly Archives: October 2014

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Brass-off

Thursday, October 24, 2013
From: Sassy
To: The Lawyer
Sent: Thursday, October 24, 2013 11:56 AM
Subject: Brass-off
Hiya Tom!  I hope you’re having a fine Thursday. 
How about dem Red Sox?  Woot!  Did you see the Orchestras from Boston and St. Louis Brass-off?  Hee!  
Don’t think about my hands on your ass as you pound me into bliss.  
 -S
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From: The Lawyer 
To: Sassy
Sent:  Thu, Oct 24, 2013 10:46 PM 
Re: Brass-off
loving the sox, burt it keeps hotel rates up!!!  
and now that you mention it, I can’t help but think of…  

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Boogie

Thursday, October 24, 2013
1:10am
Wow!  What a night!  My niece made her stage debut!  Hugs kid!
9:54am Phil
Awesome! Sounds like fun! Going to see Rod Stewart tonight! Can’t wait!
9:56am
Good morning kid!  Another beautiful day but COLD!  Had to take the plants in off the balcony… I’ll be at another project event tonight.  Such magic there!  Boogie with Rod!  Mwah!
12:12am
Another great night!  The mayor showed up! 
How was the concert?

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Pre-game music

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

11:17pm

Love it when even the classical musicians are trash-talking! Hee!  Here’s the folks from the symphonies in Boston and St. Louis prepping for the World Series in style!  
World Series Fever: BSO VS. SLSO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_k8oICRBH4
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Sassy Answers: No Camping

Dear Readers,  
So wonderful you are here today!  Thanks for stopping by!  It’s time for a little break from the Philip and Sassy and her adventures on Ashley Madison saga, since Philip and none of my AM men wrote to me today and I didn’t write to any of them!  So I am going to answer a question a sweet blog fan asked me.
Q.  Do you like to go camping? 
A.  I’ll  tell you a secret.  I DON’T LIKE CAMPING!  
I have never been camping.  Oh… wait… there was that one time when I was six and my dad decided it would be great fun to drive from Upstate NY to NEW MEXICO to go to Boy Scout camp in the middle of the desert and sleep in a tent for days in the blazing heat in August!  I did go to church camp every summer for years as a child and into my teenage years.  Philip first kissed me around the camp fire.  But we slept in cabins and ate in a lodge and it was okay.  I wouldn’t go back today. 
A lot of men put “camping” on their online dating profiles thinking it will make them look studly and nature-loving and what a nice escape and…whatever.  NO THANK YOU!
I do see photos now and then, such as the one below, and know that the only way to see that scenery is to go camping and I am tempted for like… TWO SECONDS.  But really?  No.
Kat’s tale of camping with R is one of my favorite stories, and Max from Thoughts of a Mystic Satyr goes camping all the time and comes back with sexy stories but it still does not make me want to go camping.  No hauling stuff for miles over odd terrain.  No making meals over a fire.  No washing dishes in the lake.  No pooping in an outhouse or worse.  No cold showers!  No sleeping on the ground or wood or a cot.  With big bugs!!  And no air conditioning!  EEEEK! 
  
I did write a fantasy about hiking, which is not camping but a little too close for comfort.  But in my mind, she got to go back to the Sea Breeze Ocean View Motel in Bar Harbor after all that walking and playing around.  
Would I go if the right man invited me?  Oh… that’s a tough question.  Please don’t ask me go camping!  If you want to go, more power to ya, buddy.  Move on to the next lady who likes that stuff.
My idea of camping is having to stay at the Motel 6 instead of the Courtyard by Marriott!  *shudders*  Give me the great indoors any day!  

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Long hugs for Landshark

Monday, October 21, 2013
[I finally got over him making me wait 10 days to hear from him.  I only waited 7 days.  Heh.]
from:  Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Mon, Oct 21, 2013 at 10:45 AM
subject:  Re: hey you
Hiya hot stuff! Hope your week is off to a grand start.  
Sorry to hear the travel and all hit you.  I’ve been doing really well!  Adore this weather, having fun watching baseball!!  It would be fun to take you for another ride, and… you know. 
I met another AM guy last week and discovered way #65 for a meet to go south.  The guy is allergic to cats!  And therefore to me… sneezing, eyes swelling up.  So sad… he is super nice.  Ah well.  
This week is nutty but maybe next week if you’re around? 
Long hugs with groping! 
-S

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The cap

Monday, October 21, 2013
7:58am
Good morning kid!  Hope you have a marvelous Monday!
8:21am Phil
Good morning! Still floating on my football team’s win!
9:17am
Yay!  I’m excited about the Sox.  Boston is hopping, getting ready.
9:34am
Found a fun blog entry you may appreciate, Yankees related. I can see you doing this.     http://fooledaroundandfell.blogspot.com/2010/06/seventh-inning-stretch.html
11:04am
Even the planes are being bearded!  Ha!

https://twitter.com/blgranucci/status/391643506365587456

1:02pm
Trying a new food truck today – Benny’s Crepe Cafe – the “Elvis” crepe – banana, peanut butter and bacon!

1:07 pm 
got the flu shot! for free! 
10:59pm
Good night kid.  Sweet sexy dreams!
12:07am Phil
Nite Sass

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Red nails

Saturday, October 19, 2013

12:50pm
Hiya kid!  Hope you’re having a good Saturday!  I’m out with Mom at the Chinese buffet.  Nothing like their hot & sour soup.

And I got a manicure for the first time in… forever!  Mom needed a pedicure, so I tagged along and let them do my nails.  I got RED in honor of the RED SOX!  Whee!  Can’t help but think of how that hand would look on certain parts of your body!  Mmmm….

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The Lawyer wishes

Friday, October 18, 2013
3:08 PM The Lawyer: Hey sweet one
3:08 PM Sassy: Hiya hot stuff!
3:10 PM The Lawyer: How are you???
3:10 PM Sassy: I’m great! You?
3:11 PM The Lawyer: Ok— what’s new for you???
3:11 PM Sassy: Been watching lots of baseball… nerve-wracking!
3:12 PM The Lawyer: Me too!! But fun!!
3:12 PM Sassy: I don’t recall a series where every single pitch was so tense…
3:21 PM The Lawyer: It’s intense, because they’re so evenly matched
3:21 PM Sassy: Detroit is a good opponent.
3:22 PM The Lawyer: But tension’s not always a bad thing–  ; )
3:39 PM Sassy: You been behaving?

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From: Sassy
To: The Laweyer
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 4:42 PM
Subject: Next week
Hey!  Any day next week I could see you? No pressure… just want you to know I want to… 

 -S

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5:04 PM The Lawyer: More than i would want to be!! How about you??
5:04 PM Sassy: Yes. Same here. 🙁
5:05 PM The Lawyer: That’s too bad!!!  ; )
5:05 PM Sassy: Lots of talk… no action!
5:07 PM The Lawyer: I’m suffering!!! Hope we can meet soon!!!!
5:07 PM Sassy: Yes. I had a very vivid dream of sucking on you… want to make it a reality
5:09 PM Sassy: Let’s check in on Monday…
5:10 PM Sassy: Have a wonderful weekend dear man.
5:11 PM The Lawyer: Oh my — i’d love to have you suck me while i’m licking you
5:11 PM Sassy: I assume weekends are impossible but if you see a clear time, I am relatively open from mid-afternoon Saturday thru all of Sunday
5:11 PM Sassy: Mmmm…
5:11 PM The Lawyer: Have a great weekend yourself!!!
5:11 PM Sassy: Mwah!

5:11 PM The Lawyer: I wish…..
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From: The Lawyer
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 6:58 PM
Re: Next week
hi– possibly wednesday?   my schedule is somewhat muddled right now… but that would be the clearest day for me.  and yes, I’d love to get my hands… and … and… and… on you!!!
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Slip out for a kiss?

Friday, October 18, 2013
From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 12:02 PM
Re: Connection
any chance you can slip out for a kiss this afternoon?
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 12:15 PM
Re: Connection 
Greg!  Oooh… I want to.  Maybe… How would this work?  What’s your timing?  Can you pop up to my area?  Give me a ride in your car?  or meet for coffee and find a quiet spot?  
-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 12:19 PM
Re: Connection
could get to your area, but I am without wheels today.  know any quiet spots??
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 12:52 PM
Re: Connection 
Hmm…. usually I do but today is the start of a huge event at this end of the city – the area is overrun.  
But we can figure something out.  Are you thinking soon or late afternoon or when? 
-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 12:54 PM
Re: Connection
I was thinking soon.  have an errand to do this afternoon in Chinatown.  
maybe today is too difficult??
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:12 PM
Re: Connection 
I do want to see you but it seems like this has too many challenges and not enough privacy!  
Let’s try again soon! 
 -S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 1:14 PM
Re: Connection
ok
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 1:24 PM
Re: Connection
hmmm….now I got myself all horny in anticipation 🙁
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:51 PM
Re: Connection 
I know exactly what you mean!  I can’t stop thinking about your kisses… your hands… mmm…. 
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Oct 18, 2013 1:51 PM
Re: Connection
are there no private rooms at your office??
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From: Sassy
To: Greg 
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:56 PM
Re: Connection
Everything here has a window in the door, or a big window or is somewhere people pop into… I am wracking my brain…. but not coming up for anywhere you could lick me until I explode.