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Truck Tit Talk

Wednesday, September 18, 2013
From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck 
Sent: Monday, September 16, 2013 9:39 PM
Subject: Desk action
Hiya Stan!  Hope life and the ladies are treating you well. 
I found a fun series of .gifs, had to share!  Enjoy!
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:19 AM
Re: Desk action
Hey darlin’ how have you been? How’s mom?
I have been thinking a lot about you lately and badaboom, you write me! I miss you!
Hey that GIF was great, love the way a woman instinctively spreads her legs for a licking, like a horny dog! GIFs are quite the thing on Twitter huh? Some are very hypnotic. Do you ever masturbate to them?  Here’s one I found from that same poster:
(Nice thick cock being stroked)
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking back on the time we finally met and how hot it was. You’re such a good kisser, and it was so fun doing even just a little exploring of our bodies. Your perfect alabaster skin is such a turn on, makes me want to see you in all your white skinned naked glory. And let’s face it honey, your luscious tits were way bigger than I had anticipated, and I had anticipated them being fucking huge. I sooo need to see them hang, kiss and worship them all over, especially that tender area underneath them, but I’ll need help, you need to kiss and fondle them with me. That could take a good hour alone. Big luscious tits like yours need lots and lots of attention, during the entire lovemaking session, I’ll never leave your tits alone for long…
Have you had any fun time with any fun men lately? I’ll tell you about an old girlfriend I got together with this summer on a trip. I’ll give you a little teaser: I hadn’t cum in a week and she sucked my cock for about 15 minutes. I always remember what a cum lover she was and she didn’t disappoint….
Cheers!
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Traveling and talking

Tuesday, September 17, 2013
from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 8:38 AM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
that’s all you have to say? 🙂  your mouth must be full…
hmm … are you sending me a hint with the link?
have a happy tuesday.  am traveling this morning.
going to be a long day … looking forward to the happy distraction you provide!
Evan
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from: Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 9:11 AM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Hiya Evan!  So fun to think of you rolling along while I sit here at my desk.  Hubby is running late so I have a few minutes to write while he showers.
There’s a word not used in connection with me very often… SPEECHLESS!  Your chest… so sexy, the photo so clever, that you took it for me… so…. inspiring!  I was immediately lost in fantasy.  Hawt!
I am on a quest to find a video that involves a man going down on a woman and making her cum.  Just that.  There are millions of blow jobs, but I can’t find one of reciprocation!  This was very close… and the desk element reminded me of something we talked about.  Not very well made, but still mesmerizing in its way.
I had fun in chat last night.  I talked the big name blogger, Ryan Beaumont, of “The Ashley Madison Adventures of a Regular Guy Gone Bad” into IRC chatting.  He is such a character!  We carried on until nearly 1 am.
Do you need things to read?  I have a few sexy things or a series about things I’ve done that were strange and wonderful… but if you’re busy never mind.
Safe travels!
-S
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from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 9:53 AM
subject:  Re: Re: Puzzle Piece 2
still moving – about another 45 mins to go.  Busy day!
I love traveling… ah, the stories I can tell you of my ‘adventures’.  That bar… or that hotel.
catch up with you later.
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from:  Sassy
to: Landshark
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 10:28 AM
subject:  Re: Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Still can’t get over this modern world where you can write to me while traveling!
I enjoy traveling. But I am always glad to home.  Something about the pace… a little too fast.
I don’t have anything to do until a 4:15 pm meeting to talk about changing how we handle calendaring/database/project management.  Whee.  That probably means something will fall out of the sky.
I’m off to see my mom tonight.
Hope the day goes well!
-S
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from:  Landsshark
to: Sassy
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 2:41 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
greetings!
I love the pace.  The speed and energy is phenomenal.  Though, after having a beer at lunch – I am ready for a nap.
On yet another call..
Will you be around later to chat?
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from:  Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 3:20 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Nice!  What did you eat with the beer?
Work is going so slowly today!  Argh….
Tonight’s I’m off to dinner with Mom.  I am taking her a pizza.  She never gets to eat pizza and considers it a decadent treat.  Heh.  I am usually home by 8:30  pm.  What would you like to chat about?
-S
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from:  Landshark
to: Sassy
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 3:31 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
we just ate at a faux-pub.  Had a pretty good cheese steak.
i may try and grab a slice of pizza before i head out – nothing like pizza.
hmmm … what to talk about … logistics for meeting up next week?
our conversations tend to wander around into fun areas – both naughty and not.  it’s been awhile (almost a week now!) since we chatted …
anything you want to talk about?
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from:  Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 3:54 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Mmmm… cheese steak.  I haven’t had that in a while.  I add mushrooms, onions, salt, pepper and mayo!  Yum.
Whenever we traveled, my dad made a bee line for a storefront that served Greek gyros.  Not a restaurant, just a window that handed out food.  We’d snarf the gyro then buy a lemon or cherry Italian ice from a street vendor and consider it the best meal ever.
What is your theory on chat timing?  Will you have the energy after all this travel?  I want to hear your voice but I can wait if you’re worn out.  Meeting logistics!  Whee!  I am very flexible.  I want meeting to be as easy as possible.  and super fun!
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from:  Sassy
to:    Landshark
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 8:37 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Made it home!  Are you on the move again?  Hope all that is going smoothly.
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from: Landshark
to: Sassy
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 10:41 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
my phone does not seem to want to work in this hotel room.
do you have skype/IM with voice?
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from:  Sassy
to:   Landshark
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 10:51 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Yes.  [my Skpe ID]
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from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 11:05 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
oh right… I added you last time as a contact …
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We talked and talked… I was surprised he had any energy left but he seemed to draw energy from me!  We talked about meeting next week, about what we might do after dinner.  Mmm… this may end up being the best “dessert” I’ve had in a long time!  His voice is so sensual… wraps around me like a sexy blanket and sets off every nerve… tingling.  Yum.  I can’t wait for the Landshark to knock on my door!
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Ready for reality

Monday, September 16, 2013
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 8:53 AM
subject:  Another puzzle piece
Hey you –
Here is another piece of the puzzle for you.  I was in my hammock yesterday afternoon and decided to take a couple of photos.  I’ll send another later on today.
[he attached a photo of his left ear and shoulder! lying on a pillow on a hammock in the bright sunshine – a perfect “slice”]
Today is going to be a crappy day.  When I check e-mail and there are 30 e-mails from overnight waiting on me … you know it is not good.  But, I’ll get through it.
Yeah – I adore good press – and will definitely count on positive reviews of my sexual prowess 🙂  Thank you for respecting privacy – not everyone is as upstanding.  It is interesting knowing about ‘part’ of you via your blog.  I’m happy to tell you of my past adventures – what’s fair is fair 🙂
Speaking of upstanding, why you make me hard … I think the element of fantasy right now – as you alluded – is big.  Your words, the images you paint with them, your voice – all trigger something visceral in me – leading to the blood flowing to all of the right places.  Part of it is also anticipation – that I really want to find a way to meet up with you soon.
Anyway – hope your day is good and you’re feeling better.  Catch up with you soon.
Evan
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from:  Sassy
to:     Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 10:15 AM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Hiya Evan!  
Ooooh!  What a photo!  Thank you thank you thank you!  *bounce*  Man, you’re way too good at this enticing photo thing.  Damn.  I look at a lot of photos of men and you cause a very different reaction… much hotter… mmmm… my brain races to touch those freckles and nibble on your sexy ears!  For a start… 
Good luck plowing through emails.  I am hosting a Filemaker consultant today at $165/hr.  Our database is horked and we need pro help.  Bleh.  It helps that he looks like Nathan Fillion.  
Visceral is such a good word.  I may have to add it to my roster. You have the best vocabulary! 
I am feeling much better – last night was awful with fever, chills, upset tummy and a red hot boob!  Bleh.  But today I feel almost normal.  I am sooo ready to be done with that misbehaving boob. 
I found a fun new snippet of p0rn this weekend.  I had seen the first two and happened across the third.  Something so hot about kitchen action.  🙂   These are not safe for work, as they say. Enjoy!
Kitchen kiss
Kitchen grab #1
Kitchen grab #2 
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from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 10:21 AM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Thank goodness I work at home and can click on the links without worry!  I do like the last one … very sensual.
Hmmm … so do I send the second one … I don’t want you too distracted with your consultant today (though I had to look up who Nathan Fillion was).
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from:  Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 1:39 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Oh how I long to escape working in an office!  You are so lucky!  Do you still get dressed up or wear sweat pants and bunny slippers?  Is your wife around or does she work elsewhere? 
You never watched the Firefly series?  OMG… get that DVD right away!  No Buffy or Castle? or Doctor Horrible? Nathan is one of Joss Whedon’s favorite actors.  I stopped watching TV awhile back but had soaked up lots of Fillion before that. 
Still drooling over that photo of your shoulder…oh yeah.  I don’t know if I can take seeing two sexy pieces in one day!  I might start begging you to get in your car! And find me.  And ravage me.  Mmmm.  My brain will not shut up about touching you.  Arrgh! 
I don’t want to work!  I want to meet you for dumplings and kissing then maybe um… more. 
-S
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from: Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 2:10 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Dressed up??? Hah.  I’m wearing a light sweatshirt and shorts.  The problem with working at home is that I tend to forget about how I look – I may go several days in between shaves (though not showers!).  I am home alone during the day for the most part.
I can’t tell where the teasing ends and reality begins … should I start trying to line up an evening of dumplings next week?  
Do you want a PG photo next?
Off to the next call…
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from: Sassy 
to: Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 3:12 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
So glad to hear you can be casual… I so want to stop having to get dressed up for work.  Ah…someday.  
Mmm… stubble.  I don’t know what is going on with me today.  My imagination is running wild.  I read about your unshaven face and suddenly I feel the sexy sandpaper scruffing on the inside of my thigh… and your tongue… mmmm.  Rawr. 
So sorry for the confusion… I don’t know when to go from fantasy to reality.  I feel ready.  Do you feel ready?  Seems like you were ready before you first wrote to me.  ;0  Have you written to other lady bloggers? Or met someone you talked to online first?  
-Sassy 
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from:  Landshark
to:  Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 3:52 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Am I ready?  Yes.
I wasn’t ready before I wrote to you – had actually written just as a lark – and now see what’s happened!
I have met about 5 or 6 women on-line before over the past several years.  Talked to a bunch more via chat/phone.  Saw the naughty bits of 3… 🙂
Is it a low batting average – given the time?  No – I just don’t reach out a lot.  You would be the first blogger (that I know of) who I’d meet.
So – dinner on Tuesday? 🙂
A PG photo to follow later on …
Evan
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from:  Sassy
to:    Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 5:00 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Wow… I adore your confidence.  I’m am so glad you reached out to me! 
Dinner sounds great! My favorite Chinese place for dumplings is closed Tuesdays, so we can try Afghan or Indian or Thai or whatever else you like. YAY!
-S

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from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 5:03 PM
subject:  Puzzle Piece 2
OK – I’ll start working out the logistics for meeting up next week… so exciting!
Here’s the PG photo I promised …
[another amazing photo – “slice” of his chin, neck and slightly hairy chest with a nipple begging to be touched!]
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from: Sassy
to:   Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 9:06 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Oh my… I… mmmm….
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Curvy Lady Corset

Monday, September 16, 2013
7:55am
Good morning!
Breast infection kicked my ass this weekend, but I’m rolling to work.
Have a great day!
10:20am
You hearing the news about the shooting?
12:31pm Phil
Yeah, got friends there
Glad you feel better

6:34pm
Treated myself to Southern Fried Chicken and beignets for supper at Highland Kitchen!

8:23pm Phil
Happy beer-loving boy!
[photo of him smiling in a bar with a HUGE STEIN of BEER]
8:24pm
Yowza!  That’s the biggest glass stein I’ve ever seen!
8:25pm Phil
Whoo Hooo! Cheers!
8:30pm
Thinking of two years ago…
dinner by the water with a sexy military man.
A sexy curvy lady for you!
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Naughty girl

Sunday, September 15, 2013
from:  Landshark
to:  Sassy
date:  Sun, Sep 15, 2013 at 12:22 PM
subject:  Re: TGIF
hey you – 
hope the weekend is going well. looks like I’m traveling starting on Tuesday morning 
I am a big fan of touching. it’s the stolen touches and kisses that really add a dimension to a relationship. 
Ashley Madison, eh? you naughty girl. 
am not going to have much time for blog reading – but thanks for the suggestions. crazy here for the next couple of weeks – you’ll see me in full
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from:  Landshark
to:  Sassy 
date:  Sun, Sep 15, 2013 at 12:23 PM
subject:  Re: TGIF
oops. 
what a bad spot to hit send .. full? full frontal?
anyway – ill leave that to your incredible imagination. 
enjoy this wonderful day. 
Evan
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from:  Sassy
to:    Landhark 
date:  Sun, Sep 15, 2013 at 12:43 PM
subject:  Re: TGIF
Hiya!  
More travels?  Yum.  I get wet thinking of you lying in a hotel bed talking, listening… I do want to see you.  I also think about touching you… mmm.  Maybe you can tell me about one of your adventures – how the opportunity arose and what happened. I adore a good bedtime story.  
Naughty?  You betcha.  Just remember – when I am good, I am very very good.  But when I am bad, I’m better!
I’m off to a slow start today… should be doing laundry or getting out to enjoy this beautiful day, but I’ve been reading other FFFers posts and fine-tuning my blog posts.  As of 4 pm today, I am turning a corner, posting about walking down a whole different street!  I would appreciate your honest opinion when you have a chance to read.  I wonder if it will turn my readers off… or turn them on?
Hugs with groping to you!  And some sultry suggestions whispered in your ear… 
-S
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from:  Landshark
to:    Sassy
date:  Sun, Sep 15, 2013 at 6:11 PM
subject:  Re: Re: TGIF
hey – 
I do like the naughty … I think the sparks would fly. 
so you want to touch me for real?  I’d be game for that – though I do have to ask – that unless it goes really wrong that I don’t end up as blog fodder! then I suppose all bets are off!
I can’t wait to talk to you this week. mmmmm. I always go to bed with a smile (and some sticky parts!)
tell me more … why does the prospect of talking to me make you wet … 
anyway – off to wrap up the weekend with some kid time. 
Evan
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from:  Sassy
to:    Landshark
date:  Sun, Sep 15, 2013 at 9:15 PM
subject:  Re: Re: TGIF
Hiya hot stuff!  
You make me smile.  This breast infection and the antibiotics are kicking my ass, so I took a long nap this afternoon.  And when I woke up there was a fun message from you!  
I was wondering if you were fretting about what happens when you talk with a blogger.  You don’t want to be immortalized as “the best sex I ever had?”  🙂  Bottom line is – if you don’t want to be written about, I won’t.  If you end up being someone I want to write about, and I have any way of contacting you in a year (if I keep to the current theory), I will write and send it to you for pre-approval.  If you read it and tell me no, I won’t post it.  Or you can suggest edits.  I always change all the details – location, name, vocation etc. so no would identify the guy, but if it makes you uncomfortable, it won’t happen.  Does that calm you? 
FYI – I asked Simon Templar if he wanted to read my posts about our tryst.  He said no – he trusted me.  About a month later, he asked for the links.  I was shaking in my boots.  He asked me if I could edit it.  Sure.  More shaking.  Then he asked me to take out the name of the airline he flew.  🙂  
Why do you get hard when you think about talking to me?  Talking to you sets off my imagination.  Right now you are the perfect man with a beautiful torso and toes!   I can see you exactly as I want, disappear into the world of your voice and mine… the funny words, the sexy words, the serious words… and let go of the real world and feel my body react.  I adore pulling together pieces of the Evan puzzle, seeing how we are alike and how we are different, learning from you, sharing my stories…hearing you cum. and it is such a blessing not to have to hide the blog when I do it!  
Off to chat! 

-S
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Thank You


“Thank You”
Track #12 on the album “No Angel.” 
Written by Paul Herman and Dido Armstrong
My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it’s not so bad
it’s not so bad
I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there’ll be hell today
I’m late for work again
and even if I’m there, they’ll all imply that I might not last the day
and then you call me and it’s not so bad
it’s not so bad and
I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life
Push the door, I’m home at last and I’m soaking through and through
then you handed me a towel and all I see is you
and even if my house falls down now, I wouldn’t have a clue
because you’re near me and
I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life 
I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life