Craving liquid protein

Saturday, June 15, 2013
11:01am Phil
Good morning!
[photo of him from the waist down with a very erect cock]
11:24am
Why do I suddenly crave liquid protein?
11:34am Phil
Ha ha, have a great morning!
11:55am Phil
Ready to start the day
[photo of his face and shoulders in a grey sweatshirt]
2:04pm
Hey gorgeous!  Sitting in the sunshine, rubbing Mom’s back.  Thinking of rubbing your front!
8:47pm Phil
Mormon Tabernacle Choir tonight at Ravinia! Can’t wait!
9:06pm Phil
WOW!!!!!!
9:50 pm TEXT 1:44 sec video w/ music (Come Thou Font of Everything Blessing) and panorama of Ravinia pavilion and the crowd around him
9:57 pm TEXT [Head & shoulders shot of him in the gray sweatshirt]
10:05pm
Thanks for the music and the hunky photo!  I’m eating lobster pie, wish I was eating Philip!
12:11am Phil
Mmmmmmm
12:12am
Did you sing along?
12:21 am TEXT Photo of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir at Ravinia
12:22 am TEXT 1:44 sec video of the last verse of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”
[photo of the choir]

Planning to Meet New Guy

Friday, June 14, 2013
From: Sassy 
To: New Guy
Sent: Fri, Jun 14, 2013 3:27:32 AM 
Subject: Meeting Monday 
Hiya!  Noooo… I don’t scare very easily.  
Thank you for your patience while I get to know you. 
There are awful creeps on AM and it takes a 
little time to make sure you aren’t one of them! 
I have Monday off – would that afternoon work? 
Which end of Cambridge?  Somewhere with easy 
access and parking… any ideas?  Maybe the mall
food court, Panera near the grocery store further
north… name somewhere safe for you?
I’m flexible.  
-S
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From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, June 14, 2013 6:41 AM
Subject: RE: Meeting Monday
Damn
Have meeting 1 till 5 Monday
Any other late aft @the mall sounds good
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From: Sassy 
To: New Guy
Sent: Fri, Jun 14, 2013 8:08:05 AM 
Subject: Re: Meeting Monday 
Good morning!  I hope your work week is ending well.  
Tuesday or Wednesday are possible.  
Shall we say 4:30 pm?  Which day?  
I’ve been to all but 5 states (AZ, NV, WY, ND, SD), 
London twice, Mexico twice… Canada lots.  
Any questions about meeting or me?  
Have a great weekend! 
-S 
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From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Sent: Jun 14, 2013 4:49 PM
Subject: Meeting Tuesday
Tuesday mall food court 4:30 ( or 4 if possible?)?
Not that I don’t have questions, but none that I wouldn’t rather hear in person.
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From: Sassy
To: New Guy
Sent: Jun 14, 2013 4:49 PM
Subject: re: Meeting Tuesday
4 pm is fine. See you there! 
Have a wonderful weekend!
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From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Jun 14, 2013 4:49 PM
Great

FFF World Cup

It’s Flash Fiction Friday time!  Take a look at the sexy .gif above, provided by the FFF host, Advizor54 from Free Advice is worth what you pay for it.  What does it make you think about?  Click over to see what he made of the photo.  And there are links to other bloggers too!   Also, that’s where the weekly prompts are posted, so you can join in!  My take is below.  Here’s the challenge:
Key Words:  Prediction, Outcome
Word Limit:  369 words, ’cause I like 69
Forbidden Words:   Soccer, game, ball(s)

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“Hey Kevin!  How are you doing today?” Bob greeted me as I stumbled into the office at 9:35 am.   
“Shhh… you don’t have to shout,” I whispered.  My head was pounding!  The office was too bright and every noise made me want to barf. 
“Tough night?” Bob asked solicitously.  
“It was great until… um… I don’t remember,” I replied, struggling to piece together how the evening ended.  “My neighbors are from Brazil, and there was this big outdoor party for the opening match of the World Cup, with a lot of meat on the grill and beer and beautiful women. I don’t know what the outcome will be, but the prediction I heard is Brazil will win.” 
“Oh that sounds so rough!” Bob chuckled.  I put my head on my desk.  I never drink anymore and I forgot how nasty a hangover can be.  Pure misery.  
“It was a super party – they went all out.  Even hired a panda bear – that’s the World Cup mascot – you know, some guy in a bear suit, to make the kids laugh,” I remembered.  
“Yuck.. I wouldn’t want that gig on a warm night.  Couldn’t pay me enough!” Bob pointed out emphatically. 
“Yeah… I… well… it turns out it wasn’t a guy,” I told him.  I managed a perverted smile.  
“What?  There was a gal in the suit?” Bob asked. This was clearly blowing his mind.  “How did you find that out?” 
“Well… she had to… go to the little girls room and she needed help – there’s no trap door back there to heed nature’s call!  She whispered in my ear and led my off to the bathroom to assist her!” I explained as Bob’s eyes got wide. 
“Wow… you have all the luck!” Bob whistled. 
“It’s true.  But it gets better,” I teased him, grinning as the memory flooded back.  I got hard all over again thinking how I helped her out of the costume, and she helped me out of my shorts!  I was remembering her skillful gloved hands and hot mouth… damn.  
“Better?” Bob was puzzled now.  “What happened?” 
“Oh yeah… you won’t believe what she was… or rather wasn’t wearing under that suit!” 

New Guy Moves to Yahoo

Thursday, June 13, 2013 
From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2013 9:46 AM
Subject: Is this what you meant
Or is there another app?
Thx
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From: Sassy
To: New Guy 
Jun 13, 2013 1:54 PM
This works!  Wow!  So happy to see you here.  
-S
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From: Sassy 
To: New Guy
Subject: Re: Is this what you meant 
Sent: Thu, Jun 13, 2013 1:54 PM 
Did you get the chat one too or is that too much? 
-S
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From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Jun 13, 2013 2:24 PM
I will look
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From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:24 PM
Subject: Re: Is this what you meant
I’m never sure what gets onto the “cloud” from apple so I think I should stick to this for now
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From: Sassy 
To: New Guy
Subject: Re: Is this what you meant 
Sent: Thu, Jun 13, 2013 3:09 PM 
Sure!  Want to talk on the phone sometime?  I’m not much of a phone person, but if hearing my voice, my words might help you decide if you’d like to meet, it’s is a possibility.  I’ll be home early this afternoon… into the evening. Or whenever. 
Good morning!  Happy Thursday!  You are special.  
Three quick questions: 
Want to say anything about your work?  I’m an office manager for a small office at a big place.  🙂  
How did you find out about AM? 
Where do you think is the most beautiful place in the world?  My favorites are Trunk Cove on the island of St. John – nothing like blue waters and white sand.  Or the red rocks of Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs. 
Think about staring into my blue eyes. 
-S
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From: New Guy
To: Sassy
Jun 13, 2013 3:24 PM
Had been working from home, just started at a medium sized company. Stability is good, but commute and dumb bureaucracy are not so hot.
Read about AM online, filed it away, decided to take a look 
Lots of choices, again. Those are good ones
I also like North Shore of Maui
Cliffs in Ghana, edinburgh cadtle at sunset, beach on Quintana Roo that I don’t remember name of, and Epcot at night ( I have broad but plebeian tastes, what can I say)
No: not that I don’t want to talk, but I don’t get much out of the phone either.
At this point I’d be happy to set up some very public, open, brief, safe face to face wherever you prefer, or to continue email till you do.
This weekend not good, but late afternoons would good if/when you’d like 
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From: New Guy 
To: Sassy
Jun 13, 2013 5:58 PM
Gee
Did I scare you off?
Looking back you seem more interested in emailing than rushing into meeting.
Happy to tsk more this way if that’s what you prefer; I’m just more used to face to face.
Sorry: I don’t sing, can’t dance, and I’m not particularly musical. I have seen most movies ever made, and. Remember most of them.
Read voraciously: scifi, mysteries, history 
Love to travel and regret not traveling for a living
Been thru some of the US, lots of Caribbean, some Europe and Africa
Just went to Haiti: not as bad as I thought 
Not sure what other sort of small detail you’d like to hear, but happy to keep talking
Keep smiling

Talk soon

Like your tits

Thursday, June 13, 2013
8:50am
Good morning!  Home today catching up on house chores.  Rock your Thursday kid!
11:08am Phil
Going for a ride at lunch.  Always fun! It’s a gorgeous day after a dark grey day yesterday.
11:39am
I’m off to see Mom for lunch – have a great ride!
2:03pm Phil
Have fun!
2:03pm
Bad day for Mom.  So hard.
2:07pm Phil
Sorry to hear that
3:33pm Phil
Here’s to you Sass
[photo of him toasting me with a beer, all sweaty in a blue t-shirt]
3:47pm
Thanks kid!  You know what I like.
3:49pm Phil
Got helmet head but hey!
3:50pm
I was focused on your sexy smile and your shoulders.  Yum.
3:50pm
OH!  After a 0 mile ride, I was focused on the beer
3:51pm
How long a ride?
3:51pm Phil
20 mile, 0 would mean I sat on the porch and drank beer, which is not a bad thing
3:53pm
Ha ha!  We have “nap weather” the dark, drizzling, 60 degree thing going on.  Wish I was there to get you to focus on my tits.
3:55pm Phil
I like your tits. Would not take much to get me to focus

New Guy Opens Up

Yay!  The new guy wrote back again.  It took him two days…What keeps him from writing?  Feels like he is starting to loosen up a little.  
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Date:  Jun 12th – 3:18pm
From:  New guy
Message:
First, ansers to your questions: 
1. Food: I love sushi. I love the taste, i love the feel, and, unless i order a whole boat, it always seems like relatively health food. Which is a good idea, cause my next several favorites involve large amounts of fried clams, or. Veal parm from santarpios of blessed memory, or a two pound lobster.my idea of a kichen is a microwave with a phone inside. I love to eat, and have done so, too well. 
2. Origin: much as i have always held my birthplace to be Krypton, or at the least Gotham City, i grew up around here and never left. I do love to travel, and keep looking for. A job that requires multiple trips ( and frequent vacations) 
3. Theater: only sporadically. Last play i say was Wicked, in london last spring. Felt like. Rube for seeing a five year old play instead of shakespeare, but it was there.
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Wow!  Finally a spark of humor with super hero stuff!  🙂
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Date:  Jun 12th – 3:26pm
From:  New guy
Message:
Sorry: got cut off 
Used to haunt Wordsworth, but am now spoiled with nook and amazon 24×7. Love movies, but tend toward ones with cars or noise or aliens, all three if at all possible. If any one big habit lately, its working out: not so it shows, but i will go to gym every day religiously, or bike 20 miles when i can; good for my ADD Questions? I have millions, but more about you and this…arena. 
Why are you here? 
Have you done this before? 
How well did it work? 
What are you looking for? 
What would make you interested in taking next step? 
What would that be? 
What would the best possible outcome be; what would be worst? 
All i can think of, for now and here 
Hope to talk soon 
As you say, hugs, with groping.
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Date:  Jun 12th – 8:58pm
From:  New guy
Message:
Keep thinking about you, wondering what you’re like.
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Date:  Jun 12th – 10:18pm
From:  Sassy
Message:
Hiya! What fun answers! And questions! 
Did someone tell you what I like to eat? Our tastes match. I adore sushi, but I’m a wimp, stick to the cooked stuff. Great protein! Fried clams? Yup. I order veal parm in the North End, La Famiglia Georgio. And my all-time favorite is LOBSTER! I tried the new Belle Isle Seafood in Winthrop on Sunday. Their lobster pie is delectable! And the view is spectacular! Ever been? 
Be my super hero? 🙂 Not sure which is cooler… flying or the Batmobile? I’ve traveled but never wanted to live anywhere else, except maybe Cancun the way it was in the 80s. 
Maybe you can show up at a theater and sit next to a curvy lady in the dark sometime. 
Great you have built an activity into your life, so you can go home freshly showered or in different clothes and not raise suspicion, if you decide I can help you with an alternate work-out activity. 
I’m here because my husband isn’t interested in me in bed. We’re good friends. I am not going to leave him. I survived breast cancer in 2011 – I’m whole and healthy now and I want to live life to the fullest and that includes sex! 
I’ve had fun getting to know a few AM guys, met some, but none clicked. I’m searching for a friend I can talk with, hear about his life and share parts of mine, and meet now and then. 
A next step would be to meet in public for coffee or a drink or lunch, see if there’s any chemistry, maybe see how you kiss, if we’re interested? I can tell a lot from that. I have a very good feeling about you, just want to ask a few more questions. 
Worse case? You’re an axe murderer. Eep! 
So four quick questions for you. 
1) Do you have a pet? 
I’m owned by two cats. 
2) Why are you here? 
3) What music do you like? 
I like folk, a cappella and Broadway. I like to sing along. 
4) What’s your favorite part of female anatomy? 
I’m a sucker for a man’s shoulders. 
What am I like? I’m sassy. Hugs with groping and an ear nibble!
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Date:  Jun 12th – 11:33pm
From:  New guy
Message:
Pet: a labradoodle. Don’t shed too much and pretty bright too big to be a lap dog, too small to jump on the table. Got one about eight years ago.
Music: I have tried to broaden my taste but I can’t get too far from anyone at Woodstock. Saw Santana last summer, was excellent. am bummed i can’t get anyone to go to the rascals in two weeks, like most of Dropkick Zmurphys, and have five versions of Amazing Grace. I actually like Eminem, and Adele,Al Kooper (I’m looking at my iTunes to remember) randy Newman from start to finish, and almost any movie theme (not to sound like a moron but the theme from 2d batman movie is great at the heavy bag. In general, loud is good, but not metal, thank you 
Why do this? Because my marriage has, through fits and starts, drifted to a complete stop, in bed and out. not ready to leave but not having much fun at all: old enough to repaint but young enough to sell. (Back, again, to woodstock). Tired of. Working like a maniac just to keep busy, and really really really miss the taste of a woman’s skin 
Favorite part of a woman? Like asking my favorite food, too many choices to pick just one. I like the belly, between belly button and pubes: sensitive, stimulating, and if you’re there, you’re almost home. I’m afraid I unimaginately love breasts, Esp nipples: again, you can make somebody get aroused, and you can feel it happen right there. Something very sensual about a big butt: all that flesh and skin and touch and so great to massage, before, during,after. eyes are critical; bright light eyes are the most beautiful thing in the world, what jewels were invented to imitate. I could go on, and I will, but not here, not now Hope that helps 
One question: you said there was another way to chat but I didn’t understand: on this site or elsewhere? Later
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Date:  Jun 13th – 12:08am
From:  Sassy
Message:
Wow… thanks for the answers. You are a very interesting man! Great to know more about you. 
I was raised near Woodstock, danced to that music. I saw Randy Newman give a master class… he is classically trained and has such a broad range! I’d go to the Rascals… Would that be weird? Something to think about anyway. Do you sing yourself? Dance? 
I adore it when I ask a question and get a story… sounds like you like women. 🙂 Your writing took my breath away there. So sorry your marriage is not a source of joy. I miss all the basics… and some of the more exotic moves too! 
Most guys have a Yahoo email account with a fake name, often matches their AM name. That gives you access to chat online for free. Or you can download a Yahoo chat app to a smart phone or iPad if you have that. That let’s you chat in real time, or email using Yahoo instead of AM. Better interface, free. Can work if you don’t share a computer/phone and remember to delete stuff from prying eyes. 
Anything else you wanted to know? Are you feeling more comfortable? 
-Sassy

Caprese salad

Tuesday, June 11, 2013
12:07am
Hiya kid.  Good day?  I stayed up until 3 am chatting… oops.  Was a zombie but still productive at work.  Yay!  Four hour nap!  And I made myself the most delicious caprese salad with the first farmers market tomato!  Hugs!

The New Guy Writes Back!

The new guy FINALLY WROTE BACK!  I admit it – after 48 hours passed, I assumed he didn’t like my message or liked some other woman’s message better, or lost his nerve.  Whatever.  A week – yes, an entire WEEK LATER – late on a Sunday night, I get an email from Ashley Madison, and click over there to find this message from the new guy! 
Date:  Jun 9th – 11:38pm
From:  The New Guy
Message:
Sorry for delay Figured this is like putting a message in a bottle, and thought just not looking would help ensure a return. really dont know next step: like you, Im looking for something more to life than what I have now,. I like to laugh, like to hug, like to touch. Also dont know how to mchat on-line, and really dont like all the texts that describe physical activity in slavering detail (I really like physical intimacy, I just dont like talking about it in this way. I do like your phrase hugs with groping though. I live in the burbs, go near you en route to work, maybe we could meet for coffee and chat. If thers other stuff youd like to talk about, let me know. Hope to talk again before a week goes by.
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Making me wait a week for what?  Geesh mister.  Gentleman – I do NOT recommend this tactic.  With the hundreds of responses the average woman gets on AM, she will have met 3 other guys in that time and not even remember writing to you! 
Hmmm… his punctuation is really crappy!  And he doesn’t know his way around a computer.  And doesn’t have a clue about online dating.  Ugh.  Do I want to steer this ship?  I suppose I can teach him… might be fun?  Hmm…. I wonder if all this is some ploy to get me to meet sooner.  But it certainly seems genuine.  
But wait… what’s this?  He doesn’t want to text about sex?  WTF?!  That’s a huge part of the fun!!!  Maybe I can convince him that can be worth the time… hmmm… That certainly made answering more of a challenge.  I can talk about topics other than sex.  Sort of.  Maybe.  
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Date:  Jun 10th – 4:23pm
From:  Sassy
Message:
Good afternoon! Great to see your message. Don’t be nervous – I don’t bite! I may nibble your ear a little… I’d love to meet you, but it usually helps to talk a little bit so I feel more comfortable. I promise not to keep you waiting long… you’ve probably been thinking about this awhile. 
Here are three quick questions: 
1) What’s your favorite special meal? 
I adore trying new places. I’m not much of a cook, but make really good reservations. 
2) Were you raised around here? 
I’m from upstate NY but moved to MA for college and stayed. I used to be a Yankees fan but I have grown out of it. Go Sox! 
3) You mentioned theater. Have you been to see a show lately? 
Ask me anything you are curious about and we’ll be on the road to fun! 
More hugs! More groping! 
-Sassy