FFF Fury


It’s Flash Fiction Friday time, when the talented Tom from Three Spelling Mistakes inspires us to write with a provocative photo!  Pop over to his blog to see what he and other wonderful writers made of this photo.  My take is below. 

Here’s this week’s challenge: 

Word Limit: 400
Bonus Words: +100 if she can kick ass.
Required Phrase: “Hell hath no fury…”
Forbidden Word: Kryptonite
Extra Credit: Give someone a cheesy accent.

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Regaining consciousness slowly, she blinked her eyes, trying to assess her situation.  With a bright light shining in her eyes, it was tough to tell much, other than she was alone, naked and restrained.  She had trained for dozens of scenarios but nothing quite like this!  She flipped through her mental file of solutions and came up empty, so she went with the “wait” plan.  
They’d been trying to get into the mansion for weeks.  The team tripped the security system eight times.  They managed to get in, only to encounter dogs, that were easily rendered unconscious with a harmless spray but behind that were men with tasers and guns.  That was an ugly night.  They finally called her in to use her special talents on a senior officer.  He bragged about his room in the main complex at a bar in her hearing, which made him her number one target.  It was easy to get him to take her home.  She remembered being in the kitchen, and then… nothing.  
She closed her eyes and escaped to the past, choosing the day she graduated from the academy.  Finally free of most of the rules and regulations for a solid month, she decided to go out with the gang to dance and drink and eat a big steak.  She sat in the corner, filled her belly with the biggest sirloin on the menu, and watched the men pick up local girls who knew what the men needed after months in training.  She ended up alone with the nicest man in the group… he had big hands and a sweet mouth, and a fantastic body.  He took her to the classiest hotel in town and proved he knew what to do with them!  There was champagne and french fries and hours of the hottest sex she had ever had!  He could last and last… and knew this trick with his thumb… mmm… she trembled at the memory. 
She heard raised, angry words she couldn’t make out.  Finally the senior officer stepped into the light with his gun drawn.  He placed it on the table.  
“So sorry… things got a little out of hand there.  I came to get you as soon as I could,” he apologized as he unclasped the restraints.  “There was an incursion by some band of brigands.  It took me awhile to figure out where they put you.”  She put on her best poor little frightened girl look, happy to see her savior.
The moment she was free, she whirled, knocking him out with the side of her foot to his neck, grabbed the gun and looked around as he fell silently to the carpet.  Luckily, her clothes were folded neatly on the table as well.  Silly military men.  She dressed quickly – smiling as she realized they had not found her weapon or comm hidden in her bra.  She pressed the screen and typed “Well. Heading in” as she took off down the hall to complete her mission. 

Truck meet talk

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Sunday, March 3, 2013 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: TV repairs
Hiya Stan!  
You liking these women gives me great hope that you might be able to deal with my curvy body!  Yum. 
Sorry about the delay in commenting on your offer.  Somehow I got mired in video and missed the meeting comments.  YES!  YES!  I want to meet you!  I want to touch you.  I want to hear you laugh and see you smile and put that sexy voice together with your face and your hands and… drool!   Will it be okay if I grab you? 
I can drive out your way. Let me know what would be perfect for you and we can figure it out from there?  Morning? Midday?  I’m assuming weekends/evenings are out.  I can take off from work and go on an adventure looking for chemistry and fun!  
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy 
Sent: Tuesday, March 5, 2013 8:20 AM
Subject: Re: TV repairs
Will write back in detail this evening. Do I EVER want to deal with your curvy body! I want you to take me, have your way…. I LOVE how you’re teasing me with these big women. I adore their hanging tummies! Send more! I’ll be commenting tonight.
Evenings are the worst but mornings and middays are good and since I will have more free time in the next 2 weeks, even the weekend could work.
More tonight

Feel betta

Thursday, March 7, 2013
7:24am Phil
Was ok. Still getting used to the job and my role. Feeling ok, working to get gym time back in my routine. Getting there. Spent some time down town last night.
Hope you feel betta!
8:38am
Morning kid.  I’m still home coughing.  Bleh. Sent Hubby out for chicken soup!
Have a great day!
9:40am Phil
Was a blast.  Saw a play and grabbed a bite at a great little Italian place afterwards.
10:09am
Yay for theater!  So great you can get out and do fun stuff.

TV Repairs

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Subject: TV repairs 
Sent: Sun, Mar 3, 2013 1:19:55 AM 
Here’s another for you… Hope it gives your day a great start! 
30 minutes
A gal bigger than me.  Wow.  
Boo smoking.  Talking?  No.  Boo. 
Yay kissing!  
What’s with the flash photos? 
Yay for a woman with her hair tied back!  And a man with pubic hair!  Yay!
Nice reactions from him when she licks him. 
No oral for her?  Boo.  
What is the stick my fingers in your mouth thing? 
Never seen water used as lube… hunh. 
Nice multiple entries him into her. 
She really gets into being on top of him. Yum. 
On the floor?  She doesn’t own a bed?  
       I suppose they can’t move the cameras. 
Nice skin slapping sounds.  
And when she wrapped her feet around his back?  Oh yes… 
Great swaying breasts.
The way she circles her hips during doggie… and her smile.  Yum. He smiles, too! 
Why does he jerk off when she is right there to help?  Hmmm…

Nice facial finish!  
Enjoy! 
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent:  Sun, Mar 3, 2013 7:53 am
Subject: re: TV Repairs 
Cool thanks, will check it out against your thoughtful comments a little later. Still need to send you my thoughts on the last one. That girl had an awesome belly. Did you ever get a chance to see the last vid I sent?
How come you seem to be ignoring my comments about being free to meet over the next few weeks?
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy

Sent: Wed, Mar 6, 2013 8:22 AM 
Subject: Re: TV Repairs
I agree with all your astute observations. Can’t believe he doesn’t kiss and worship her fat tummy. I really do like watching her walk around her apartment, love watching BBWs walk, seeing those curves in motion.  Yeah also loved her feet wrapped around his back, love women’s feet, especially with red polish–wish she had some color.  Seeing a fat woman undress is such a delight as she reveals her big saggy tits and hanging tummy.

Plump and tasty

From: Sassy 
Subject: Plump and tasty breakfast
To: Mr Truck
Date: Saturday, March 2, 2013, 10:28 AM
Hiya Stan!
I got a treasure trove of videos from another admirer of large women.  They are not as good as the ones you’ve sent, but they have their moments. 
29 minutes
My thoughts: 
Wow… a woman bigger than I am!  Camera worships her.  Nice.
Fun how he just starts touching her.  No kissing… what?!
Great facial expressions and sounds from her. 
Interesting sucking… wonder why it never goes very far?
A little spanking fun.  
Lots of positions – Doggie style of course.  Great slapping sounds.  Swaying tits. 
Nice with them on their sides… good view of the action. 
Him on her back… and her on top and on her back!  Whee!
 Enjoy!  
-S

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From: Mr Truck 
To: Sassy
Sent: Mar 2, 2013 11:37 AM
Subject: re: Plump and tasty breakfast
Thanks for this, I’ll check it out later. Could only take a quick peek, OMG, she’s gorgeous, what an amazing hanging tummy and beautiful hanging cow tits. You really know how to get my attention don’t you?!
Miss you! Are you ready to meet some time in the next week or two? We should at least meet and make out while dirty talking, dirty whispering… Would you at all be able to cum up this way?
Enjoy the weekend!
xox

Cassis sorbet

Tuesday, March 5, 2013
8:15am
Tuesday time!  Mwah!
8:15am Phil
yippee! 8 hour conference today and 8 inches of snow!  Just doesn’t get any better than that!
8:16am
Meeting my new boss’s assistant for lunch to get more info on how to support him.
Had a wonderful time at last night’s project meeting – so fun to meet new folks.  So talented!
Have a terrific day kid. Don’t think about my hands in your pants!

1:47 pm
Had one of my all-time favorite desserts at lunch!

Cassis sorbet @ Grafton Street Grill, Cambridge
6:53 pm 
Spectacular birthday dinner with Hubby.  You know I adore nuts.  
Shrimp & walnuts at All Seasons Table, Malden

100K

Time to celebrate!  I’m doing the Sassy Dance!  Shimmy and stomp with me!  Woot!

My humble blog reached a major milestone today.  Sometime around 3 pm, when I was at work and not paying attention, someone clicked on my blog for 100,000nth time!  Wowie zowie!   Was that you?  Thank you!

Thank you to each and every one of you who have clicked!  And read and commented and emailed!  It is so wonderful to be part of this community, our sexy little corner of the internet.  I so appreciate you celebrating my great days with me, sticking with me when life was not so great, and coming back to find out what wacky adventure I get up to next!  Stay tuned for more Sassy shenanigans!

Sassy cleavage

Monday, March 4, 2013
8:00am Phil
That brunch actually sounds like fun.
Had a nice dinner party Saturday, visited a few wineries yesterday. Nice easy weekend. Have a great Monday!
8:17am
Morning kid!  Off to work then a project meeting tonight.  Whee!  
Hope your Monday is marvelous!
8:56am Phil
You too!
[photo of his naked chest]
9:45am
Here’s one in return.  Pulled my shirt down at work and snapped it for you! 

9:58am
Thanks for the photo kid.  You are looking so handsome and healthy these days!!  I hope you are feeling good!
10:47am Phil
Nice.

I do feel good. My stress level is way down too!

This was amazing! So good!
[photo of his dinner]
11:19am
That looks incredible!  Was there garlic?  Where is that from?
11:31am Phil
From a winery here. They do brick oven pizza that is also amazing. Grilled with garlic and olive oil, so tender and delicious

The Traveler

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FredRRoberts sent you a message
Age: 63
Location: Key Biscayne, Florida, United States
Height: 6’4″ (193cm)
Weight: 220 lbs (100kg) – Fit
My Limits Are: Anything Goes
Status: Attached Male seeking Females
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Mar 3 – 3:03 pm
Hi there. You are my type, and I’m exactly what you’re looking for–I meet your profile.

Come to Boston regularly and will be there on March 14-15–can we meet?

Fred

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It was a quiet week on the Ashley Madison front.  On Sunday, I heard from a new man. 
The above is what an email from Ashley Madison used to look like.  Rather odd.  The magenta row across the top has links that take you directly to the site.  
On this day, it was from a “Traveling Man,” AM’s name for a man looking for a woman somewhere far from their home.  AM gives them a special deal so they can blanket their destination with messages to a lot of women.  So message is not specific and often the guy is not someone I am interested in at all.  However, the basics on this man were tempting – tall, in the age range I’ve had success with, not too skinny, and a simple message with no typos! 
I find the idea of a traveling man very attractive, if he visits regularly.  Free dinner and the hotel on his expense account, likely well-off and well-traveled with interesting stories, and on a regular schedule with advanced warning.  Far from almost anyone who would recognize him.  Right? 
I googled his user name – a Celtics basketball player!  Hmmm… someone with Boston-area roots I’m guessing.  I looked at the rest of his profile.  There wasn’t much more there, but it was very forthright and different from any other I’ve seen in that it stated his kink right up front. It looked something like this – I think all of thees are checkboxes he checked.  Or maybe he wrote the second section? 
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Preferences and encounters I am open to:
Conventional Sex, Light Kinky Fun, Being Submissive/Slave, Bondage, Fetishes, Spanking, Role Playing, Erotic Tickling, Experimenting with Sex Toys, Threesome, Open to Experimentation, Erotic Movies, Aggressiveness, Sensual Massage, Extended Foreplay/Teasing, Likes to Give Oral Sex, Likes to Receive Oral Sex, Kissing, Cuddling & Hugging, Sharing Fantasies, Sex Talk
What really turns me on:
BBW, Naughty Girl, Sense of Humor, Imagination, Creative and Adventurous, Aggressive/Take Charge Nature, High Sex Drive
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What an interesting mixture, eh?  He likes BBWs!  Many things I find very attractive, yet one big kink – a submissive.  
I thought hard about this… do I have an “Aggressiv/Take Charge Nature?”  Um… not so much.  I’m not submissive but I am certainly not a domme.  Could I role play, act it for a night?  I’ve never done it… how can I know if I’d like it or not?  What if I really didn’t like it?   If I was going to try it, I’d want to talk for quite awhile first, set expectations and…. I can’t do this.  I decided not to answer him.