Happy March

Friday, March 1, 2013
8:58am
Hiya kid!  Happy March!  Happy Friday!
10:51am
How does it feel not to be headed to the old office this morning?  I am still mired in payroll.
1:01pm Phil
You too! 
Feels a little weird.

FFF Voila

How can February be over already?!  Ah well, if it gets me closer to spring, I’m all for it!  It’s Flash Fiction Friday time, when the talented Tom from Three Spelling Mistakes inspires us to write with a provocative photo!  Pop over to his blog to see what he and other wonderful writers made of this photo.  My take is below. 

Here’s this week’s challenge: 


Word Limit: 250
Bonus Words: +50 if there’s a happy ending.
Required Word: Voilà
Forbidden Word: Viagra


Extra Credit: If you’re a man, write it from her point of view; if you’re a woman, write it from his.

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Facebook pinged.  “Friend request from Sabrina Smith.”  Well, well… well!  I stared at it.  Should I reconnect?  I had kept my name but almost nothing else.

We fell in love in college.  I shouldn’t have let her get so close… I was a mess.  She was so sweet and sexy, I couldn’t resist!  We’d cuddle in her single bed reading poems or People magazine, painting our toenails or braiding my hair.  We spent hours making out.  She did this thing with her tongue on my nipple… I adored her!

I thought we’d be girlfriends forever.  But she got a job in NYC and I went to Boston.  We lost touch.  I focused on work and figuring out who I am.  LIfe happened.  

I friended her, poked around her wall a bit.  She hadn’t aged a day!  Still had that amazing smile… still hanging with women.  Her relationship status said, “It’s complicated.”  Can’t wait to hear that story!  

I sent her a generic note, “Great to see your smiling face! What’s new?” 

She wrote right back, “TERRY!!!!!  In Boston next week – dinner?”  So we wrote and I explained and it was like we’d never been apart!  It even got sexy.  I couldn’t wait to see her!  Touch her.  We discussed many ways we might give each other pleasure. 

The night finally arrived.  We’d long since skipped right to the “show up at my hotel” plan.  She was on the phone when I knocked, and whispered, “Just a sec…” strolling back to the  desk to make notes.  I went to the bathroom, showered and came out in a towel.  She was sitting on the bed, naked!  Her eyes grew wide when I opened the towel and shouted, “Voila!”

Her mouth fell open and she squealed, “You have boy parts now?! Fantastic!” 


A.Word.A.Day

Dear Readers, 

Do you like words?  Learning new words?  Thinking about where they come from and when they were first used?  There’s this great website, Wordsmith.org and the guy who runs it will send you an email every weekday with fun new words.  You can see a sample at http://wordsmith.org/words/today.html
He usually has a theme for the week, like this week’s “Words derived from hand,” pronunciation links you can listen to, definitions, etymology, usage in sentences, and then my favorite part, an unrelated “A Thought for Today.”  I’m amazed how often that thought sticks with me throughout the day, making me think, or see life from a new angle.  His thought today screamed at me to be posted.  
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Every man has his secret sorrows, which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) 
Sign up to get your daily email!  You can get it free with a few ads or pay a little to help the cause and get no ads.  Or give a gift subscription!  He also has links to fun gifts for the word lovers in your life. 
A.Word.A.Day
with Anu Garg
Join me in learning something every day!
-Sassy 

Beach wish

Thursday, February 28, 2013
8:41am
Hiya kid!  Hope it stopped snowing.  Have a great Thursday!  
When you were a recruit, did you ever think you’d work with the bigwigs?
9:48am Phil
It did stop snowing, got maybe half an inch overnight.  
No I never imagined I would work here.  Still not sure I’m all that wild about it but I’m here doing my  best.
1:05pm
The sun just came out here!  And it’s 40 degrees.  I’m off to see the endocrinologist to joust with blood sugars.  Whee!  I wish I was going to the beach instead. 

MILF Fest

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Date: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 2:14 AM
Subject: MILF fest
Hiya Stan!  Hope your weekend is off to a grand start. 
Here’s a 16 minute one that has its moments. 
Slow getting started, and the camera work goes all to hell at one point, but it gets better. 
I liked the sounds, and especially her sliding back and forth on him.  Nice finish in her mouth.  
Enjoy! 
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, Feb 25, 2013 11:23 AM
Subject: Re: MILF fest
Wow I liked that video A LOT! So real, hubby & wife. She seems so comfortable on camera, she really enjoys it. I could have watched her pussy lips slide on him over and over. I don’t usually like women with breast implants but something about her and her cute face, made them kind of hot to me. And I always love a woman in a skirt or dress who flashes leg and crotch. And she gives him the most affectionate slow sucking, I just knew she was going to get a huge load for her efforts. There’s a few more this couple does on that page, gonna check them out!! Thanks

Real winter

Wednesday, February 27, 2013
4:01pm
Hope your work is going well.  Thinking of you!
4:04pm Phil
Slow so far. Will start in earnest tomorrow. 
Too many people gone cause of the snow. Interesting though. Thank you.
4:05pm
Did you get a lot of snow?  
I think it’s headed this way.  We are getting deluged with rain today.
4:11pm Phil
We got a little over a foot and more on the way.  Expecting another storm Monday and snow on and off all week.
4:12pm
Yowza!  This is turning into a real winter!
4:13pm Phil
yeah, it sure is.

Terribly Guilty

From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:10 PM
Subject: Re: Checking in
Hi there!
Hope your week is going well. Mine has been crazy busy at work, but should be easier tomorrow. 
I have been processing this and the bottom line is that I feel terribly guilty. Enough so that I know this is not the lifestyle for me. I have enjoyed our time chatting a lot, and Sunday was great. But, it’s time for me to stop this. 
I wish you well. You’re a very nice person and deserve all the best. 
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From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:54 PM
Subject: Re: Checking in
Hiya!  Thanks for letting me know.  I appreciate that more than I can say.  You are a super nice guy…you make the other guys look bad!   
I understand.  Remember I am here, if you ever need to talk.  I want you to be happy!  Let me know how you are doing now and then?  
Take care. 
-S

Snow man

Tuesday, February 26, 2013
11:41am
Hiya kid!  Happy Tuesday!
1:24pm Phil
Hey there!
[photo of him outside with snow in his hair]
1:57pm
Hey Snow Man!  Wow!  
You look very cold and very HOT at the same time!
1:57pm Phil
Ha ha, thank you!

Smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc
“Smooth” 
track #11 on the album Supernatural 1999
Written by Rob Thomas and Itaal Shur
Man it’s a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Well I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone
But you stay so cool
My muñequita my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
You’re my reason for reason
The step in my groove
Yeah
And if you say, “This life ain’t good enough”
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
‘Cause you’re so smooth
And it’s just like the ocean under the moon
Well it’s the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it
I’ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it would be a crying shame
In every breath and every word I hear your name callin’ me out
Out from the barrio you hear my rhythm from your radio
You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow
Turning you round and round
And if you say, “This life ain’t good enough”
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
‘Cause you’re so smooth
And it’s just like the ocean under the moon
Well it’s the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it
And just like the ocean under the moon
Well it’s the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart make it real
Or else forget about it
Yeah
Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
(Gimme your heart make it real)
Or else forget about it
(yeah)
Let’s don’ forget about it
(Oh, no, no)
(Oh)
Let’s don’ forget about it
(Oh, no, no)
(Oh)
Let’s don’ forget about it
(yeah)
(Ahh, Ohh)
Let’s don’ forget about it
(Yeah, yeah)

Someone wonderful

Monday, February 25, 2013
7:52pm
Hiya, kid.  How was your Monday?  Are you feeling better?  
You at work today? 
I had a nutty day. Home alone tonight while Hubby plays with that couple.
Hope all’s good!
10:49pm Phil
Feeling better. Still home. 
You ok with this couple thing?
10:50pm
Yay for better.
Eh… I dunno.  Doesn’t matter, I suppose.
10:53pm Phil
I’ve been enjoying breathing again! 
Guess it doesn’t.  What ever works babe.
10:53pm
It irks me but I am trying to get over it.
10:56pm Phil
I understand that. Why them and not you and lord knows you are a sexy biatch. 
He has no idea what he has at home.
Thought he had issues because of meds.
10:57pm
He does.  She has genital herpes… so they play other ways.
10:58pm Phil
Oh shit!
10:58pm
Yeah… just his luck.
11:00pm Phil
Boy, if it weren’t for bad luck.
11:01pm
I made him go look up what happens to man if he gets it… so he doesn’t get sloppy.
11:02pm Phil
That’s good thinking. Nasty stuff
11:03pm
Tell me some good news…
11:04pm Phil
Gonna snow here tomorrow. 6 – 10 inches
There’s someone wonderful out there for all of us. May take some time to find them but they are there
11:10pm
I hope so.  That would be nice.
11:12pm Phil
Oh Sass, I believe that. So many good people out there looking to be loved. Just gotta find the one.  I know easier said than done but I believe