FFF Ingenue

Here’s this week’s “Flash Fiction Friday” prompt from Advizor54’s blog.  Click over there to see what he and other bloggers wrote about this photo!  My thoughts are below.

                    Word Length – 444          
                    Required Word/Phrase – Ingénue (pronounced an-zhuh-noo)
                    Forbidden Words – Mirror, Pasta, Doggie, Tutu
                    25 bonus words – Share an experience that happened at a performance

                    Extra Credit – Explain where her mother is (25 extra words)
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I am a great dancer.  I get cast in every ballet the company does.  I had the best training – graduated from the conservatory.  I eat carefully, never over the target weight.  I show up early to practice, stay late at the barre, volunteer to schmooze at donor events, and have never had a spat with management!  I learn the steps for the special roles, let the director see me practicing them.  I even got mentioned in a review once… even if they called me “the third dancer on the right.”  

Yet… he never picks me for the solo or the pas de deux.  I tell myself it doesn’t matter – I get to dance and I get paid for it!  So many women never make it this far!  I adore wearing the frilly costumes, being out on stage moving to the music and hearing the applause…. it feels like what I was born to do.  

The women who are chosen to star?  Some of them are not that great.  They can’t pirouette as fast as I do, or jette as high… and they never show up for events, come in late… I just don’t get it!

My pal Marcy told me the reason.  She said those women fuck the maestro!  Not all of them, sure, but the ones that aren’t that great?  Them.  She’s always been a bit… blunt.  And salacious!  I don’t believe her.  It’s such a stereotype.  Women today don’t have to do that.  

The annual gala was tonight.  I bought a dark blue dress that showed off more than usual.  All the women were beautiful in their designer gowns and heirloom jewelry, and the men looked so handsome in white tie and tails!  

I met my parents at the box office – I had arranged for them to have orchestra seats at the premiere.  They had sacrificed so much to get me here, I wanted them to see that it had paid off.  My mother gave me a rose!  We hugged then they beamed at me and headed into the hall.  

It was almost call time when I made it to the dressing room.  One of the new dancers whispered in my ear, “Carolina has the flu!”  She was supposed to dance the ingenue role!  Oh no!  Her special tiara sat in it’s box on the side table.  The Russian dancer asked, “So who will he pick for the EngineOooAy?”  “An-zhuh-noo,” I quietly correctly her.  She smiled.  “Zhoo are zee best dearie! It should be you!”

The stage manager checked me in then looked down the list and asked, “Where’s Marcy?”  I looked around, but she wasn’t in there.  I offered to check in the women’s room, but there was no one left in there.  I was on my way back down the hall when I heard a noise from the conductor’s private dressing room.  The door was slightly ajar.  I stopped and stared… Marcy!   She was telling the truth!

Not complaining

Thursday, July 19, 2012
9:13 pm Phil
More fish tacos

11:21 pm
Hiya, kid! Crazy day, project tonight. Whee!
Still soaring from a late night talk with an old friend.
11:37 pm  Phil
Had dinner, few drinks and now laundry. Sat out and watched the sun set. Relaxing night. Hope the project went well.
1:27 am
Such a pretty area you’re in!
Thanks for sharing glimpses w/ me.

Project was a huge success – place was full! This reminds me of you, talked about reconnecting.  It made me smile because (I hope) it’s been a great thing for you!

1:28 am Phil
Ha!
Not complaining
1:33am
Awww… you’re so sweet.
1:39am
I hope you have naughty dreams.  
1:41am Phil
Me too! Had a wonderful dinner, fish tacos, calamari and crab stuffed mushrooms. Yum. 
1:41am
Oh!  That sound so delicious!
I had an elegant quarter ponder with cheese, in the car, on my way to the project. 
1:43am Phil
Yuck! Rather go hungry. Rinsing my mouth out.
1:45am
Not my preference but definitely better than nothing.  I’m taking antibiotics for the breast infection, and have to keep something in my stomach. 
1:47am
You tired out?  Or want me to call you again?
1:54am
I am pooped girl. Lot of work tomorrow. Good video (link) That’s what Im doing
1:56am
No worries.  It is so cool that you can spread the word on that topic.  Make a difference.
Good night, kid.

Tucking

Year 2 Week 49
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
11:34am Phil
Morning! Have a great day!
12:01pm 
Good morning to you!  Heading into staff meeting.   How was the game? 
1:43pm Phil
Was a blast. Heading out for fish tacos and calamari tonight
5:44pm
Just drove thru hail!  Yowza!
Headed to a work bbq for departing Co-worker.
Have fun w/ fish!
1:12am Phil
Hey girlie
1:12am
Hiya kid
1:12am Phil
how ya doing
1:14am
Peachy
You?
1:17am Phil
good. relaxing after an evening at the beach
1:17am
Stunning photos!
1:18am
pretty place
1:18am
Indeed!
1:19am Phil
Very laid back beach town, great food
1:19am
Nice!
1:20am Phil
yeah, had a good time
1:21am
That’s great.  You deserve it. 
1:23am Phil
love fish tacos and this is the place for them
cold beer fish tacos and calamari strips
yummy!
1:23am
I couldn’t figure out what those strips were… never seen calamari like that.
1:24am Phil
squid are much bigger on this side. you can get calamari steaks
tender and delicious
1:24am
Hunh… never heard of that!
1:25am Phil
got lobster too. going back for lobster enchiladas
Thursday is two dollar fish tacos and two dollar drafts
awesome!
1:26am
*drool*
1:26am Phil
about time to get naked and go to bed
1:27am
mmmm…
1:28am Phil
I do sleep that way
always have
1:29am
Call me and I’ll tuck you in.   
1:33am
Call me at (room phone)
Tuck or fuck?
[I called him and sat at Hubby’s desk talking to him until he came about 2 am.  🙂 ]

Sassy Answers: Radio

Dear Readers: 
It’s time to take a break from Phillip and SassyLand for another strange and wonderful edition of Sassy Answers, where I answer a question from one of you!  
Actually, a lot of people ask me what kind of music I listen to.  I like many kinds of music, from classical masters, up through Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue,” on through popular music from the 40’s on up!  My CD collection includes folk, country, rock, classical, jazz, blues… I’ve never understood genres much.  I adore music I can sing along with!  
Q.  What do you listen to when you’re driving your car? 
A.  Good question!  There are a lot of different things that strike my fancy.  I’m old-fashioned in that I still listen to the radio.  
1) News 
Day-to-day I am not in my car very much as I have a short commute.  I usually listen to the news, traffic and weather on Boston’s news station, WBZ Radio 1030 AM.  You can listen to it live-streaming wherever you are by going to http://betaplayer.radio.com/player/wbz-newsradio-1030
2) Sox
I also listen to Red Sox games on WEEI 93.7 FM.  Oddly, they can’t stream it online.  Bleh.  So 20th Century! 
3) Music
Saturdays there are two great programs on a local college radio station, WERS 88.9 FM.  No commercials! You can listen live streaming at http://wers.org in FM or HD2.  
a. 10 am – 2 pm Standing Room Only – The Best of Broadway Show Tunes 
b. 2 – 5 pm All A Cappella – The Best of Collegiate and Professional A Cappella groups 
Other days, I hop around the FM dial but usually end up on WROR 105.7 FM that you can listen to at http://www.wror.com which has a nice mix of “classic hits” from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s.  I often listen to that station in the shower as well.  
When we go on day trips, I dig up the folk CD’s by David Wilcox, Cheryl Wheeler or Christine Lavin. I adore singing along with those artists!  I am surprised when anyone has heard of them.  They are true songwriters who can make you laugh or cry at the foibles of life.  
I am always looking for new groups or golden oldies to broaden my listening.  Let me know your favorites! 
-Sassy 

Brainwashing

Dustin Hoffman on TOOTSIE and his character Dorothy Michaels
http://youtu.be/xPAat-T1uhE

This video has over 4.5 million views on Youtube.  It’s been showing up all over my Facebook newsfeed and it popped up on a very sexy tumblr this past weekend!

It’s definitely worth 3 minutes.  I don’t think I’ve ever heard such an amazing summary of “Men are visual creatures!”  Maybe this partly explains why men never talk to me at parties?  Many of my posts are an attempt to counteract this brainwashing!

For those of you who have figured this out?  A BIG HUG WITH GROPING!

– Sassy
(A very sexy gal you’d never approach – YOUR LOSS!)

Quiet night

Monday, July 16, 2012
8:13 am
Good morning! Have a marvelous Monday!
4:09 pm 
Did you read the news?  
      
11:53 pm Phil
That’s going to be interesting.
Busy day today but went well.
Moved to better digs, much better.
Gorgeous weather out here.
Baseball game tomorrow night.
Hope your evening is good!
11:54 pm
Hiya, kid! Was just thinking of you!
11:57 pm Phil
🙂
11:57 pm
You out partying?

12:01am
Nah, in for the night
12:04am
Nice to chill alone?

12:21am
Just wore out. This is tough.
Off to bed for me. 
12:21am
Sweet dreams, kid.

Summer flowers

Sunday, July 15, 2012
9:13 am
Happy Sunday! Are they gonna make you talk again today?

I’m off to help surprise my brother-in-law – big party for his big-round-number bday! I get to meet the caterers while they’re at church. Hee! Have a superb day!

11:06 am
Summer flowers from their front yard

11:13 am Phil
Yeah, got a ten o’clock session.
Then some grocery shopping, a workout and a little wind down

Working

Saturday, July 14, 2012
11:27am
Good morning! What’s your plan?  Hope it’s fun!
3:25pm Phil
Working all day! This is tough!
3:26pm
Heh.  You love it, right?
I’m lying in bed, thinking of you stiff and hot inside me!
11:19pm Phil
I do! I do love it!
11:22pm
What are you eating?
11:33pm
I wish I was sucking on you!  🙂