Monthly Archives: June 2013

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The land mine

from my private journal

June 24, 2012

10:58 am – A land mine 
You never know where the land mines are. 
Sunday morning quiet. Reading through old blog entries of sexy man. 
He quotes some quotes, shares his poetry and ends with a random Bread video.
The Diary
by David Gates
I found her diary underneath a tree. 
And started reading about me 
The words she’s written took me by surpise 
You’d never read them in her eyes. 
They said that she had found the love she waited for. 
Wouldn’t you know it, she wouldn’t show it. 
When she confronted with the writing there, 
Simply pretended not to care. 
I passed it off as just in keeping with 
Her total disconcerting air 
And though she tried to hide 
The love that she denied, 
Wouldn’t you know it, she wouldn’t show it. 
And as I go through my life, I will give to her my wife 
All the sweet things that I can find. 
I found her diary underneath a tree. 
And started reading about me. 
The words began stick and tears to flow. 
Her meaning now was clear to see. 
The love she’d waited for was someone else not me 
Wouldn’t you know it, she wouldn’t show it. 
And as I go through my life, I will wish for her his wife 
All the sweet things that she can find 
All the sweet things they can find
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Insertion

Monday, June 25, 2012
7:10am Phil
The day was a hoot.  A lot of fun.
that looks like a fun toy. Can’t wait to hear what you think when you get it. 
7:59am
Good morning! 67 nice.  Hope you have a marvelous Monday!
8:03am Phil
You too!
10:51am 
Thunderstorms!  Eep!  Busy Monday?  New summer office assistant started this morning, fun to train!  Assistants and most of the senior staff are out, very quiet. 
3:58pm
My sister’s friend died… 10 days after they unplugged her.  Doc said no one lasts more than 4 days.  I’m building a wikipedia page to preserve her work.  Even though I don’t really know how… Hope your Monday is going well.
4:20pm
Sorry to hear that. Good luck with the page. That’s a cool thing to do.
12:34am
Hey, kid.  Here’s a photo of what might happen.  Though I mostly want to use it with a man… interested?
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Toy sale

Sunday, June 24, 2012
8:33am Phil
I did. At the gym starting off Sunday.  Off to brunch.  Hope you have a relaxing Sunday.
10:42am
Hiya kid.  Perfect day here.  Off to dim sum.  Have a smooth day!

1:16 pm

 Dry sausage w/ onions – Dim Sum @ Mary Chung’s
 Small pork steamer buns
 Suan la chow show – 
pork wontons, garlic and bean sprouts in a spicy soy/sesame oil sauce
Two-sided crispy noodles 
9:33pm Phil
Had a blast!
12:58 am
Yay! How was your day? I bought something that might interest you… on sale!  should have it in a week or so.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004ABDM8M/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00

Pipedreams Stunt Cock Super Star – Venla Sex Toy Pleasure Kit

Super realistic waterproof, vibrating dong, with a thick veined texture.
2 AA batteries, not included.
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Vixen shoes

Saturday, June 23, 2012
9:22am Phil
Hey girl!  Hope your Saturday is fabulous!  Enjoy the day! 
10:32am
Hiya kid!  Cooler 70s!  If there’s a message from you, my day is fab!  Rock on, Philip.

10:46am
Stayed up until 4 am crying about Hubby in chat.  Sigh.  He reached new low, lying about me while trying to get into the pants of a project person.  He told her I won’t sleep w/ him!  And she told my sister.  I want to crawl into a hole.  But have to just let it go somehow, put on my vixen shoes and keep walking!
11:47am
What’s up w/ you?  I’m off to Mom’s to read her email and lunch.

12:34 pm
Hot lobster roll at the Ninety-Nine.  So good!

12:35pm
So sorry. I know that sucks. You have vixen shoes?
1:59pm
Thanks, sweetie.  I try not to whine but sometimes it’s just too much!  Yeah… I got da shoes.  Want me to put ’em beside your head?   Reading mom’s email.  Showed her photos of The Military Man from your FB.  You’re looking great!  She likes that handsome guy!  So do I.  
12:10am
Hope you had a good Saturday.  Quiet night.  Thinking of you… sleep well, sweet man. 
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Heat wave

Friday, June 22, 2012
8:13 am
Good morning! Heat wave day 3! Have a great Friday!
11: 48 am
Headed out into the heat! Lunch w/ a former co-worker. Any great plans for the weekend? Hope you’re having fun.
11:57 am Phil
I’m speaking at an event then going to a party. Sunday is brunch. Should be a fun weekend. Next Saturday is a concert and then family start arriving, baseball game on Sunday and the rest arrive for the fourth. Whee

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FFF – Peak

Happy Friday!  It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday!  Here’s this week’s challenge.  Pop over to Advizor54’s blog to see what he and other bloggers made of this photo.  My thoughts are below. 

Keywords:  Peek/Peak (must use both)
Word Length:  200
(exactly 200 or spankings will be issued)
Forbidden words:   Chipotle, Asparagus, & Chilly
Bonus Words:  if you write two versions, you can make them 250 words each.

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Her guy friend: Why did we have to hike way out here? 
Her: I want to take a photo… the red rock peak speaks to me. 
Eh, whatever.  Another day, another rock. 
And this formation?  Speaks really clearly! 
Because it looks like your tit? 
Don’t be crass. 
But it is… strange. 
You are such a prude! 
Not really.  You going to take a photo without your shirt? 
Sure.
What will you do with it? 
Put it in my blog. 
What? You’re going to show the entire internet? 
Yup.  Worked hard to keep it, get to show it off! 
Well… that makes sense.  It is hot!
Really? Take a peek. 
Hell yeah.  Will make men drool over you. 
Yeah? Men like a hussy who’ll bare her chest? 
Sure.  Not all but many.
What about you? 
What about me? 
Do you like a hussy?  
Oh yeah.  And you’re the best hussy around. 
Want to touch it? 
Yes but I better not. 
Why not? 
Might not stop. 
And that is bad… why?
Oh…might mess things up. 
Hmmm… try it.  Make it hard.
You just want a better shot.  
Nooo…. don’t say that.  Use your middle finger. 
Like this? 
Yes… mmmm… don’t stop! 


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Lake lunch

Year 2 Week 45
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
8:07 am
Happy summer! 95 today whee! Have a wonderful Wednesday, Philip.
8:11 am Phil
Good morning! Going to be the same here. Hot hot hot! Enjoy the day, stay cool!

3:15 pm
Took Mom out for lunch.  Beautiful Italian place by the lake in Marlborough.  The Italian wedding soup was delicious!

 Williams Lake 

4:33 am
Sis new house robbed! Sticking w/ her, her husband is away so up to me to keep her from screaming.  Hope your day is better than ours!
Just took inventory, waiting for police
6:02 pm
Home again. Wow. Major suckage. Over $5K worth of custom stuff gone. Police won’t do anything. Bleh. This was the one thing they could take that will screw up moving into the house and the sale of the old house. Ugh. Fye on thieves!
6:17 pm Phil
Oh wow! That sucks!