Monthly Archives: January 2013

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Shower ideas


Week 23
Wednesday January 18
7:17 am
Good morning! 39 and gray. I’m off to herd cats! Whee! Have a great Wednesday!
11:29 am Phil
48 today. WTF! American Idol tonight. Love it.
12:08 pm
Conference going well. Thinking of last night and smiling… thanks for helping me test my new phone!
1:33 pm Phil
LOL
9:13pm  Hiya Handsome!
9:13pm  Phil
hey!
9:14pm
What did you get for dinner?
9:14pm  Phil
watching idol.  my favorite.  so much talent
9:15pm
Cool!
9:15pm  Phil
Cung pao shrimp, shrimp fried rice, crab wontons, all extra extra spicy
delicious!
9:16pm
Oh, that sounds fabulous!
I’m waiting on Indian food delivery.
9:17pm  Phil
fabulous with a nice Irish Red
now sipping a nice scotch
9:17pm
My, my… you are living it up!
9:26pm
yum… dinner’s here!
9:30pm  Phil
Shhh, Indian, nice, enjoy!
9:31pm
Mmmm… protein
9:38pm
nothing like spicy protein!
9:38pm  Phil
Well suck it down
9:38pm
mmmm… would rather have sweet protein!
9:39pm  Phil
LOL
10:02pm
Oh, man… it is so friggin cold… had to go get my big wooly blue stars bathrobe! 
which makes me think of better ways to get warmed up. 
10:08pm  Phil
Cool but nice here. Love this weather.
10:14pm
25 here but wicked windy… my place is usually as warm as a cave in a hot springs, but not tonight. 
10:15pm  Phil
Perfect here. Cool but not cold.
10:17pm
Did you say there’s a balcony?
10:18pm  Phil
Big gorgeous porch
10:18pm
Have you sat out there at all?
10:19pm  Phil
Oh yeah, sit out there and enjoy a beer every night, palm trees right in front of me
10:20pm
wow…
thinking about your mouth
10:27 pm Phil
Where?
10:31 pm
you’re giving me a massage… I’m on my stomach and you’re kneading my back. I feel you hot and hard, and you lean over and bite me gently at the bottom of my neck.
           
Phil: Pooh, sounds nice
10:34 pm
It’s probably a typo, but it’s funny to see Pooh here!  I am sometimes, a bear of very little brain!
10:37 pm
I’m getting to the stage where a massage sounds like heaven… or even a back scratch… just some kind of touch!
Phil: Was a typo
10:40pm
I hear there are these oils that warm up to the touch… would make a massage even more amazing…
10:41pm  Phil
Those are nice, make you warm and tingly
Seems to soak into your muscles
10:46pm
would make me kinda slippery…
10:50pm  Phil
Makes good lube, could lay my cock between your ass cheeks and it would slide nicely as I reached
10:50pm
I wonder if it would be fun to slide over me… or just make us want a shower?
10:54pm  Phil
Would be fun, shower after. No fun sleeping with that stuff on you
10:56pm
You could wash it off me… in a creative way
11:01pm  Phil
And what would that be?!

11:04pm
Oh, you know.. that kinda half washing, half um.. fucking sort of way
11:07pm  Phil
Ahhhh  like the fucking way
11:07pm
Put that on the top of the F*it list for next time…
Have sooo many shower ideas!
What would you like in there?
or is that private space?
11:10pm  Phil
Shower is fun, slippery, great place to do anything, just have to bend or get on knees. Perfect place to suck dick, eat pussy and ass,
Great place, clean, soapy, hot, just fun
11:14pm
I want you to press me against the wall… slide against me…
11:16pm  Phil
Ummmmm
11:21pm
Feel my chest on yours… wet skin… our hips fitting together… your hands.. mmm
11:25pm  Phil
Umm yeah, sounds fabulous
11:33pm  Phil
Just climbing in bed
11:37pm
Sleepy?  Horny?
11:38pm  Phil
Both.
Would like to lay back and have you stroke my cock to a wonderful orgasm and then drift off
Just slowly stroking
11:49pm
Oh yes… I would love to do that… watch you, know what makes it the hottest…
11:51pm  Phil
It all feels good
11:52pm
I’m right there… with both hands…
and my mouth
11:57pm  Phil
Suck my cock, use your hands on my balls and ass
12:00am
Mmmmm… going to suck you until you can’t think…
12:04am  Phil
Oh hell yeah, suck my cock
12:04am
Gonna make that slurping sound and take it deep…
12:05am  Phil
Swallow it, swallow my cock, love being deep down your throat
12:08am  
It feels very good to me, too… using my mouth to make you burn
12:11am  Phil
Ummmm
12:17am
Gonna start moving faster and faster… deeper… make those noises… until your eyes roll back and you feel that tingle and start to moan…
12:19am  Phil
Oh damn, cumin,
12:20am
Shoot it all over me!
12:23am  Phil
Ohhh wow. Did not intend to be up this late. Later for you. Time for us to go to sleep
12:24am
Sleep well, sweet man. 
12:25am  Phil
You too. Gnite
12:25am
you sleep… I will watch over you. 

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Built Just Right


Tuesday, January 17

2:16pm
Hey there!  Crazy day of prepping for a conference!  Hope you’re having fun in the sun. 
8:40pm  Phil
Oysters and beer. Good day in class. Had sushi for dinner. This is lovely
8:46pm
Oooh… yum.
Learning stuff?
Getting the peace and quiet you craved?

9:12pm  Phil

Loving it. Sipping root beer and vegging. Hope you had a great day
9:15pm
Office was nuts!  Took Hubby to the cardiologist… always fun.  NOT.  Nothing scary, just ordered more tests.  Actually cooked supper.  (Don’t faint)  Then wandered out to the UPS store to pick up new (refurbished) phones.  Hope FB will work on those! 
9:55pm  Phil
Cooked?
10:35pm
Yes indeed.  Baked stuffed chicken with wild rice stuffing, mashed potatoes, sugar snap peas and gravy. 

Want me to heat you up?
11:06pm
Evening
11:06pm  Phil
hiya
11:06pm  Phil
Hope it was a good one
11:07pm
Playing with new phone
11:07pm  Phil
What did you get?
11:08pm
same Samsung Galaxy S, only 4G
11:08pm  Phil
Ahhhhhhhh, faster
11:08pm
the rep did a swap, so it only cost $5
11:09pm  Phil
That’s cool. Nice when it works like that
11:10pm
basically used the warranty/insurance thing
11:10pm  Phil
Nice
11:12pm
warm there?
11:12pm  Phil
In the 70s today. Nice
No need for blankets or jammies here
11:16pm
tease
you in quarters?
11:17pm  Phil
Yes, very nice here
11:23pm  Phil
One of the best here
11:23pm
Best?
11:23pm  Phil
Huge room with a big porch
11:26pm  
Mmmm…
11:27pm  Phil
No complaints
11:45pm  Phil
Figure that thing out yet?
11:45pm
pretty similar but FAST
11:46pm  Phil
Good, supposed to be
11:48pm
As long as FB works, I’ll be happy!
11:50pm  Phil
Works great on my phone
11:53pm
What kind do you have?
11:54pm  Phil
Sanding epic
Samsung
Great camera and video, fast, battery sucks
11:55pm
Yeah… my battery had the life of a gnat.
I tried a bunch of tricks and it got slightly better.
11:55pm  Phil
Uh huh
Sucks
12:01am  Phil
Bed time for me Sass. I’m pooped
12:01am
I bet.  Thanks for chatting… so nice to be with you for awhile…
Hope I didn’t mess with your quiet time too much…
12:02am  Phil
You were quiet, you ok?
12:02am
Just tired..
12:03am  Phil
Me too.
12:04am
And not sure… if you wanted me to talk…
Didn’t want to be a pest.
12:05am  Phil
You are never a pest
12:05am
Phew.  Thank you for saying that..
You are so sweet to me!
12:06am  Phil
My pleasure

12:07am
I just get overwhelmed sometimes… at how lucky I am to know you. 
Was thinking about the first time I saw your body.
12:08am  Phil
Thank you, I’m blushing
12:08am
And I thought… wow… how did I get to look at that gorgeous man?
12:08am  Phil
When was that? You could have seen it at 17
12:09am
And then it occurred me that I was going to get TOUCH that man…
12:09am  Phil
Spread out on this big bed
12:10am
and that he was going to touch me.
It still boggles my mind…
and… um… affects my body.
12:11am  Phil
I touched you long ago. Felt and tasted your tits, felt and tasted your pussy, ran my hands and fingers over your ass
I’m glad
Hope I encourage you to finger that wet pussy. You have certainly provided many orgasms for me
12:14am
The memories are so strong…
so hot
12:15am  Phil
Ummm
12:15am [he texted me a photo of his cock]

Oh my…
new phone definitely works!
12:15am  Phil
You have a wonderful mouth. Love being in the back of your throat
12:16am
Mmmm…
I was never into it before… did it but just to please someone else.  But you?  I long for it…
12:18am  Phil
So hot fucking your mouth

12:19am
so hot tasting you… feeling you hot and hard… stroking you…
12:19am  Phil
I love it
Stroking me myself
12:19am
I feel like I still have a lot to learn…
a lot to try with you…
12:21am  Phil
Use that new phone. Shove your fingers inside and show me. Help me cum
12:21am
Arrrgh… I can’t… Hubby is hovering…
I’m so sorry.
12:21am  Phil
That’s ok,
No worries, I have an excellent imagination

12:23am
I so want to blow on the tip… then run my tongue along the shaft
12:24am  Phil
Hope he does not notice the cock on your phone
12:24am
hee
12:24am  Phil
Lots of pre cum
12:24am
I could use it for lip gloss…
12:25am  Phil
Dripping down my shaft
Using it for lube
12:25am  
Oh, I want to taste that…
then take you between my tits
12:27am  Phil
I just did, sweet
12:27am
stroke your balls…
12:28am  Phil
Would love to fuck your tits and cum between them, on your face
12:28am
oh yes…
12:29am  Phil
Cum on your lips, chin
12:29am
I want to watch you spurt…
12:30am  Phil
Ummmm
Would love that
12:30am
rub it into my skin…
12:31am  Phil
Using my cock to rub it in
12:31am
smell it, taste it, feel it..
hear you moan…
mmmm… i replay that moment so often…
12:32am  Phil
Love the smell
12:32am
when you let me hear how it felt…
when you were so deep inside my throat
12:34am  Phil
Felt fabulous
Feels so good to cum
12:36am
yes… I never really understood it until you showed me
tell me I will see you again… will feel you inside me.
I want your tongue..
12:38am  Phil
I’ll be there again
12:39am
I want your fingers…
12:39am  Phil
Ummmmm
12:39am
I want you to find that spot and make me explode…
I think somehow you are built just right… hit it like no one ever has
12:40am  Phil
Well cool!
12:41am
I want to hear you chuckle…
And feed you something good
And then fuck me…
Damn…
12:42am  Phil
I have to get some sleep girl.  
Lobster.
12:43am
Thanks for staying up just a little later…
I have to be at work early… big conference
but I will sleep much better now!
12:44am  Phil
Nite Sass.
12:44am
Good night kid


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150+ Positions

Monday, January 16

9:08am
Good morning! 12 here.  Off to a project meeting!  Have a great MLK Day!
10:32am  Phil
65 and sunny here. Great to be away
12:33am
Hiya kid.  Looks like you’re having a grand time.  Just to rub it in, we have snow!  



12:35am
Here’s a fun web site with animated gifs of 150+ positions… oddly sexy.  I was intrigued by quite a few, including Deep Impact, Cross and the name Pirate’s Bounty!  Hee! http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml

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Skpe me maybe?

Saturday, January 14
2:46 pm
Hiya, Philip. Just had dim sum w/ friends in from NYC. Yum! Off to Mom’s. Hope your rocking this Saturday!
3:06 pm Phil
I am cooking! Making barbecue for tomorrow. Just finished my workout and gonna settle in to watch football!
5:16 pm
Waiting for pizza to take home. Thinking of what you might do with me if I was there….
6:00 pm
Home… full of zucchini sticks! Not going to interrupt your peace and quiet, no sir, not me…
7:42 pm Phil
Girls are all next door watching movies. Just me and the game. I love it!
7:49 pm
Oh, how lovely. Now wait for a commercial and put your cock in my mouth.
8:02 pm Phil
LOL
8:13 pm
Ha ha ha… quit messing around and let me suck on you.
8:39 pm Phil
Be nice to have a hot mouth on my cock.
8:48 pm
Lean back and I’m there. Blowing on the tip… kiss it softly, slip my hand under you to stroke and gently squeeze your balls while I lick down the length of you. Then circle you with my other hand… pull up while I press you deep into my hot, wet mouth… and suck.
8:56 pm Phil
Ummm, you are going to get a mouthful of cum if you keep that up
9:01 pm
I’m going to keep sucking you… you start to soar… press a finger inside me to get it nice and slick (because you make me so wet) then press it inside your sexy ass… twirling in and out while you move in and out of my mouth.

Looking up into your eyes… when you can’t watch, your head goes back and you moan? I’m going to stop.  and wait.  listen to your ragged breath.
9:05pm  Phil
I love that. Love to be so close over and over till I’m begging to cum. My breath would indeed be ragged.
9:29pm
then I’ll use my magic thumbs… pulling up with both hands while my thumbs rub the sensitive spot… and lick the top, press my tongue into the slot… your hips popping up, pressing you deeper into my throat.  Faster… faster…
then I’ll leave you sitting there… panting… while I go get you beer.
9:38pm  Phil
Oh fuck yeah, fuck my ass while you suck. Maybe you can help me get off on my trip.
9:56pm
Hmmm… would it be too weird to warm up the lip of an empty beer bottle and press it into you?  I wonder if that would feel good sliding in and out?  Sort of like a strap-on…
10:25pm  Phil
Don’t know. Willing to try. Might be fun. About the right size.
10:31pm
It would be my pleasure to assist you while you are down South. 
10:38pm  Phil
Got a web cam, might be fun
10:48pm
Never done that.  Would need… instructions on what to do.
10:57pm
You’d tell me what you want to see?
Google chat has a nice audio/video feature…
10:58pm  Phil
Absolutely. I have a cam too. Will do what you ask
Much more fun when you can see
11:09pm
I dunno… I think I look better in your imagination…
Have you tried the cam with a lovely lady before?
11:11pm  Phil
That’s fine too. I have. Very hot.
Key is for it too be relaxed and fun.
11:13pm
You can teach me… tell me what you like… give an example now?

11:20pm
What is a hot thing to do?
11:20pm  Phil
Exciting to watch you get off. Hear you moan, watch your pussy get wet, fingers get wet. Taste a finger, touch your ass hole, wet, slippery, sounds of wet fingers in wet folds
My hand sliding over my cock, holding my balls, rubbing my hole, doing anything you ask, tasting my cum
11:25pm
mmmm.. that sounds divine.
If I can get over my… shyness.
damn… I want to touch you soooo bad.


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FFF – Altered

Advizor54 says, “We will keep it simple and weird this week.”

Word Limit – 312

Key Phrase – altered

Extra Credit – Give them all names.




Man… what a night!  I finally got to that club in South Beach… you know the one.  So many gorgeous women!  Not one, but two of them took a shine to me.  They told me their names… something like Dixie and Trixie… I can’t remember now.  I said mine was Dominic… close enough.  

I went back to my room alone and dreamed we had a lot of fun.  I remember every minute of that dream, even in my altered state.  

They took off my clothes, saying very nice things about my body as they went, then let me watch them help each other out of theirs.  They teased me – one around my face and one lower down.  Lord have mercy!  They played country hick chicks, but they knew how to make a man happy!  Hour after hour… kissing, touching, licking, sucking, fucking… yowza.  I used up every condom in my kit.  They wore me out!  

I woke up at 5:30 am as usual.  I glanced over and there were two women!  Uh oh… how much had I dreamed?  I tossed on my shirt and went out on the balcony to enjoy the morning sun before it got too hot.  I sipped my favorite scotch – Lagavulin 16 – puffing on a Monte Cristo, wondering how I got so lucky.  

The ladies stirred…shower time!  Maybe I could interest one or both ladies in washing my back… for a start.  I turned to go in and fooom!  They were smacking each other with pillows, shouting and giggling.  

“He liked me the best!  He screamed when…” the one shouted.

“Nunh Ah,” the other replied.  “He purred when I was…”

“Ladies!  Please!  There’s enough of me to go around!” I pointed out, chuckling.  

They whacked me… feathers and hilarity ensued as I landed on the bed.  They began to work their magic again. 
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Click over to Advizor54’s “Free Advice is worth what you pay for it” to see what he and others wrote!

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Wacky wedding vows

Friday, January 13
7:32 am 
Saw a line in a blog and thought of you… “…if I was going to write a blog about Big Things Girls Can Do That Guys Like – well, that would just be a really short read with just three points including, and I quote Dave Chappelle here (so blame him, not me) “feed me, fuck me, and let me have some peace and quiet…” 🙂
7:44 am Phil
Space is a big thing. Let me go wander around Home Depot and Sports Authority. Let me wander through Barnes and Noble. 

Feed me, take the time to learn what I like. Try a new recipe. Surprise me. Buy a 12 pack of my favorite beer and Surprise me. 

Fuck me seems obvious but not so much. Be open to new things, learn what I like, what I want. Not so hard but takes a little effort. 

About 8 inches [of snow]. Kind of cool and about time. Time with the Bigwig was fun. Enjoyed it. Enjoy the day.
8:39 am
Good morning! 41 rain… yuck. Can’t get new FB app to work on my phone. ARGH. Oh, how I long to do things for you, with you. Aren’t I good at finding things you like?  I see Hubby for 10 min. each morning and night, in the car, to/from work. Sometimes a dinner. Would like a little more, but I do know how to give a man his space! I want a man I can be closer to but still be my own person. Have a fabulous Friday!
11:28 am
In a wacky way – good wedding vows- “I promise to love, honor and amuse him… feed him, buy him beer, fuck him, surprise him, and let him have some peace and quiet, in sickness and in health, so long as we both way live, with the help of God.” Heh. Might have to tone down that one word…
Oh, why am I trying to convince you?! Geez. I’m not a good salesperson! I should ask what you’d do for me! But that’s not the way I think, and I’ve seen how wonderful you are to me already. You’ve seen my best and worst – how I make life interesting from far away, keep finding new ideas, only pester you a bit, take care of myself and stay out of your way, care about your family, don’t buy or collect things. I’m upbeat even w/cancer, death and a sad home life! I’ve only changed for the better in 40 yrs, and with the right guy? Wow… the smiles? Endless…
9:42 pm
Hiya kid! Hope your weekend is off to grand start. Any big plans for the long weekend?




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Blog Chain – Best Sex

Hello Readers!

It’s time for a brief break from the Philip & Sassy Long Distance Romance Dance for the eighth round of Prowling With Kat‘s Blog Chain, a delightful monthly exercise in posting on the same topic with a bunch of sexy bloggers.  For January we are posting about “the Super Bowl of Sex (best sex ever).“

The best sex ever?  Hmmm… it’s tough to say!  

Before I met Philip, sex was something men did to me and I waited for it to be over.  Men never paid attention to whether I came and I thought nice girls didn’t participate much, or let men do certain things to them, i.e. I was an idiot!  Philip changed all that.  He concentrated on me, taught me how to be an equal partner, and made it okay to enjoy myself and please him!  I finally understood what all the fuss was about!  In trying to find ways to keep a long-distance relationship sexy, I’ve learned so much reading blogs and looking at tumblrs… searching for things to send him.  But which time with him was the best?  I thumbed back through this blog…and decided to point you to the first time we saw each other… 37 years after we broke up as teenagers!

It takes three posts from explain… please start with this post and then read the next two! (click “newer post” at the bottom left)
http://samesassygirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/visit-part-1-finally-face-to-face.html

Also, please go read the other smoking hot entries of this month’s Blog Chain!  Marvel at bloggers taking off in different directions from the same starting point!  Leave comments!   Find new blogs to read!  Enjoy! 

If you missed the other monthly entries, pop over to the blog chain posts for 

Many thanks to Kat and Ryan from The Ashley Madison Adventures of a Regular Guy Gone Bad for their work setting this up and making it happen every month!  Be sure to read their blogs!  You’ll be glad you did.  Consider adding them and all the chain bloggers to your blog roll so you won’t miss a post.  

BLOGGERS!  Please join in with your own sexy entry next month when the topic is “Love.”  You know all about that, yes?  *cough 
Kat makes hopping on the blog chain gang easy and fun.  Here’s how it works. 

-Sassy

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What cracker?

Thursday, January 12
5:05 am
Rain coming our way… bleh. I will be thinking of you and the big cheese. You’re going to rock it… and then it will be over! Have a great day!
6:52 am
Phil: Thank you. hope so. This is the big cheese. The entire wheel. Everybody sweating the load. Dinner will be fun, much more relaxed.

10:32 am

This. 


3:15 pm
Thinking of you… hoping the worst is over.
11:40 pm
Phil: Was a good day. Still snowing. Hope you had a good one.
11:42 pm
Very quiet. Crazy rain here but done.
Big cheese like the tour?