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Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Kris: Moved work appt for tomorrow…can b there at 6:00…but would 6:30 be better? sure hubby’s a nice man…but want to avoid meeting him….we’ll see how i feel fucking his wife in their home. hopefully REALLY good…but the whole thing’s still a little “strange.” if i get to really like it i’ll be saying: “omg…what’s this woman turning me into!?” 😉 11:25 AM
Kris: Off to do some work…..refinancing mortgage again will save some and lower payments….take a little pressure off. how’s your day going? little tired? 1:21 PM
Me: Hooray for more time! No worries about running into Hubby. He has to be at rehearsal at 6 pm. He will pick me up at work at 5:15 pm, drop me off and head out. And if you did it would be fine. He met old flame and was friendly and fun with him. 2:20 PM
Kris: “Hi .I’m Kris…here to bang your wife….wanna see my new bike? Really? You do? Cool!” Sassy….it’s a different universe than the one i’m used to. Anyhow….glad i can scurry over there asap tomorrow. big smile.  Have i told u lately how sweet u r? 2:29 PM
Me: Ha ha. He’d say, “Thank goodness! She is so good to me and deserves to have fun! I don’t want her anymore, so glad you can help her out with that!” You are so perceptive to notice my sweetness. 😉 2:31 PM
Kris: doesn’t take much perception to notice something obvious.  whatever hubby would say…..still very different for me…..intrigues me……u intrigue me. maybe learn a little more tomorrow…i shouldn’t even admit this to u…..but what the f #%….waiting for a call back from my doc for a script for something was never concerned about before. Sunday was great for me…..with one “little part” (pun intended) disappointing….maybe dic has something to help the little fellah out (OMG….I’ve been reduced to a dribbling idiot…..if nothing else i hope u get a few laughs out of me). 🙂 2:46 PM
Kris: i meant maybe “doc” has something to help me out…..Freudian slip 2:48 PM
Kris: here’s one last tid bit that’s NOT so funny…but luckily no harm done.. I accidentally sent my text to u about “Name That Girl”…hide mail, etc to my SON! i immediately sent text saying made mistake….supposed to go to mom….”I’m playing a silly game with her.” he’ll believe it….cuz there was nothing really explicit or sexual or incriminating…..but OMG….brief moments of fear and panic……all is well though….no worries…..a liile more to the story i csn tell u later……able to chat later tonite….if so, what time? 3:03 PM
Me: Oops! I have made a few little mistakes… know that panic! Thank goodness it was always “not as bad as it could have been.” I should be home from Mom’s by about 8 pm and can chat anytime after that. It’s always great to! 3:07 PM
Kris: You just make me smile!…and giggle and laugh….like an infatuated school girl…..not ashamed to admit it.  you’re fun! Chat later. 🙂 3:11 PM
Kris: Hmmm…let me see…go workout and chat late?…..Or stay home and chat earlier? Decisions, decisions……OK!…..tonite chat. earlier. Finishing outside work on automated sprinkler system….almost done. quick shower, then play w u round 9! 8:33 PM
Me: Leaving Mom’s -home in about 30 min 8:40 PM
Kris: k 8:59 PM
Kris: home yet? 9:40 PM
Kris: hope you’re ok 9:48 PM
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·       Apr 29 9:17 PM Kris: Mwah!…what a great greeting!
·       Apr 29 9:19 PM Kris: Or maybe that was from last night! LOL….you here?
·       Apr 29 9:22 PM Kris: Well, if not yet…here’s my greeting:
·       Apr 29 9:22 PM Kris: Mwah! Hug, kiss and a little groping!
·       Apr 29 9:51 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 29 9:52 PM Sassy: So sorry I am running late. Mom needed some extra stuff done tonight.
·       Apr 29 9:52 PM Kris: no problem. I was starting to worry that maybe you got in an accident or something
·       Apr 29 9:53 PM Kris: how is she?
·       Apr 29 9:53 PM Sassy: She was pretty good tonight.
·       Apr 29 9:54 PM Kris: pretty good tonite as opposed to what?
·       Apr 29 9:54 PM Sassy: Some nights she is very flaky, tired, or argumentative
·       Apr 29 9:54 PM Kris: oh
·       Apr 29 9:55 PM Kris: do you see her every Tues?
·       Apr 29 9:57 PM Kris: if i ask too many questions about stuff you’re not interested in talking about let me know…..me just taking an interest in your whole “real” life….but can talk about other stuff….
·       Apr 29 9:57 PM Sassy: I see her for dinner on Tuesday and lunch on Saturday
·       Apr 29 9:58 PM Kris: do you eat at different places….or same?
·       Apr 29 9:59 PM Sassy: different – The 99, the Chinese buffet, KFC, pizza, Taiwanese, Mexican, Thai and a fancy steak house/Italian place
·       Apr 29 9:59 PM Kris: what’d you have yourself tonite?
·       Apr 29 10:00 PM Sassy: Taiwanese – wonton soup, pork shumai, sauteed string beans and pork lo mein
·       Apr 29 10:00 PM Kris: sounds yummy….was it good?
·       Apr 29 10:02 PM Sassy: Yes. and Mom always pays!
·       Apr 29 10:02 PM Kris: nuthin like a free dinner…eh?
·       Apr 29 10:04 PM Sassy: Indeed!
·       Apr 29 10:04 PM Kris: what was your most “plesant moment/s of diversion” from the hum-drum today….anything… or not much?
·       Apr 29 10:05 PM Sassy: Texting with you.  : )
·       Apr 29 10:05 PM Kris: really!?!
·       Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: Oh yeah
·       Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: Work was beastly. You gave me brief breaks.
·       Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: What about you?
·       Apr 29 10:07 PM Kris: same. your responses…..and a distant second was working outside on the lawn…which is a little “recreational” for me….gives my mind a rest…
·       Apr 29 10:07 PM Kris: how was work beastly?
·       Apr 29 10:11 PM Sassy: Everyone came at me at once. I had been waiting to hear back on about six projects and they all piped up today. And my new boss… she just riles me.
·       Apr 29 10:12 PM Kris: i had to pee…back
·       Apr 29 10:13 PM Sassy: Did you close the door?  : )
·       Apr 29 10:13 PM Kris: Of course!  This might sound mean or “twisted”….but I’m actually relieved to know you can actually GET riled at someone. sometimes I wonder…”how can she be so nice all the time?” someone/something must piss her off SOMETIMES (or course hoping it’s not me). sorry. this is probably the “rascal in me”….
·       Apr 29 10:14 PM Sassy: No, I get it. Of course, no one would know I was riled.
·       Apr 29 10:15 PM Kris: you just behave nicely…even when you’re really ticked…..but if I do something that at least IRRITATES YOU….how will I know?
·       Apr 29 10:17 PM Sassy: Why do you want to know?
·       Apr 29 10:18 PM Kris: maybe I’ll just enjoy not knowing? but I’m not used to that. usually i know “right away”and pretty regularly, so being with you is VERY different.
·       Apr 29 10:18 PM Kris: I would want to know so that I could stop doing it!
·       Apr 29 10:19 PM Kris: if we stay together for awhile and you feel comfortable/secure… maybe you’ll tell me a little, so I can “make adjustments”
·       Apr 29 10:21 PM Kris: you’d have to trust I won’t “fall apart.” I’ll just put my big girl panties on and suck it up and make some changes. LOL
·       Apr 29 10:22 PM Sassy: Okay. You have not irritated me at all yet. but when you do I will try to say something if it seems important.
·       Apr 29 10:22 PM Kris: NOTHIN?????
·       Apr 29 10:22 PM Sassy: Nope
·       Apr 29 10:23 PM Kris: omg….I must be doing something wrong…..I take pride in being highly annoying quite often. I must REALLY like you. if I’m behaving this unusually well….LOL
·       Apr 29 10:23 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 29 10:24 PM Kris: you haven’t been “put off” by my “over the top too-long” texts—-or emails?
·       Apr 29 10:24 PM Sassy: Oh no…I like them!
·       Apr 29 10:25 PM Kris: wow! that’s a relief. I’m quite a blabber mouth…case you hadn’t noticed
·       Apr 29 10:26 PM Kris: back to work…or tell me you want to talk about something else….give me an example of how your boss riled you today.
·       Apr 29 10:26 PM Kris: or not…your choice
·       Apr 29 10:28 PM Sassy: Eh… let’s talk about something fun.
·       Apr 29 10:28 PM Sassy: You all set to visit me tomorrow?
·       Apr 29 10:30 PM Kris: sort of
·       Apr 29 10:33 PM Sassy: Can I help out more?
·       Apr 29 10:33 PM Kris: no….not you
·       Apr 29 10:33 PM Kris: you’re great…in every way…
·       Apr 29 10:33 PM Sassy: My place is messy, hoping you won’t notice
·       Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: not at all…..doesn’t matter at all.
·       Apr 29 10:34 PM Sassy: Clean but cluttered
·       Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: that’s fine….I won’t care.
·       Apr 29 10:34 PM Sassy: You know how you notice that stuff if you’re about to have company…
·        Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: right. but I’m not “company” I hope
·       Apr 29 10:35 PM Sassy: What are you?
·       Apr 29 10:36 PM Kris: friend with benefits….lover….fuck buddy….take your pick….just not “company”
·       Apr 29 10:36 PM Kris: last thing i’m going to be “examining” is your housekeeping
·       Apr 29 10:37 PM Kris: I’ll be interested to see your home…but “clutter?” that’s called living….
·       Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 29 10:38 PM Kris: have any fantasies working in that little imagination of yours…..I was disappointed Sassy didn’t nail me to the wall in the hotel room.
·       Apr 29 10:38 PM Kris: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Ha ha
·       Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Oh yes…
·       Apr 29 10:39 PM Sassy: I have a thing for smooching in the elevator
·       Apr 29 10:39 PM Kris: Yummm….you’ve given me a whole new appreciation for kissing…..do you remember what I told you before we first met?
·       Apr 29 10:41 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 29 10:41 PM Kris: Now I look forward to kissing you. I’m not stuck in a rut on that one now, which is REALLY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 29 10:41 PM Sassy: That you weren’t much into kissing… and you scoffed at me being the best kissa evah!
·       Apr 29 10:42 PM Kris: Right….I’ve been in the rut of only kissing during the hottest part of having sex….not any other times….like it wouldn’t be fun or interesting other times….but you make it REALLY fun…and you are a GREAT KISSER!
·       Apr 29 10:44 PM Kris: what if someone stops the elevator on the way up….should we just ignore them…or stop….LOL
·       Apr 29 10:44 PM Sassy: probably stop…
·       Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: probably….but the rascal in me says….keep going.
·       Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: of course…they’re not my neighbors
·       Apr 29 10:45 PM Sassy: Oh… my cousin from NC who was choosing amongst all the snazzy colleges? She chose Harvard!  So she’ll be in town!
·       Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: surprise you?
·       Apr 29 10:46 PM Sassy: Yes… I thought from what her parents said that she’d pick Yale
·       Apr 29 10:46 PM Kris: do you know why she chose harvard?
·       Apr 29 10:48 PM Kris: what caused you to mention that suddenly….text you just got…email………I know you’re a great online multi-tasker…..must be hard keeping up….specially with all your other suitors….but try to focus over here…ok……
·       Apr 29 10:48 PM Kris: TEASING!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 29 10:49 PM Sassy: My sister said “she really liked all the people she met here, really loved the politics center”
·       Apr 29 10:50 PM Kris: is she interested in studying politics?…i think you said that was her interest
·       Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: thinks she is headed for law school
·       Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: politics
·       Apr 29 10:51 PM Kris: r u close to her?
·       Apr 29 10:51 PM Sassy: No. I don’t think I’ve ever met her.
·       Apr 29 10:52 PM Kris: never met your cousin?
·       Apr 29 10:52 PM Sassy: She was 4 mos old at my wedding…
·       Apr 29 10:52 PM Kris: wow…
·       Apr 29 10:52 PM Sassy: I know her parents well, and her aunt
·       Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: and her sister
·       Apr 29 10:53 PM Kris: one of her parents a sibling of father or mother?
·       Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: my mom has one brother with two daughters
·       Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: so I have two first cousins
·       Apr 29 10:54 PM Sassy: and this is a daughter of one of them
·       Apr 29 10:54 PM Kris: ah…so second cousin
·       Apr 29 10:54 PM Sassy: I get mixed up… can never remember if it’s second or first cousin once-removed
·       Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: whatever…i get it…..back to fantasies….anything after the elevator?
·       Apr 29 10:55 PM Sassy: It is odd now that I think about it
·       Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: what’s odd?
·       Apr 29 10:55 PM Sassy: That I haven’t seen her
·       Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: happens
·       Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: you probably told me…but where does she live?
·       Apr 29 10:56 PM Sassy: NC
·       Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: so which cousins did you have dinner with the other night…her parent/s?
·       Apr 29 10:56 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: you haven’t been down there to visit them…with her there too?
·       Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: No.
·       Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: I used to go every summer when my grandparents were alive
·       Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: But I haven’t been to see family since her parents wedding
·       Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: in 1994
·       Apr 29 10:59 PM Sassy: My college roommate is also from NC. I saw her in 2002…
·       Apr 29 11:00 PM Kris: so any more fantasies…besides kissing in the elevator?
·       Apr 29 11:01 PM Sassy: kissing in the kitchen
·       Apr 29 11:01 PM Kris: LOL….k…..and probably any other room we venture into…..anything else?
·       Apr 29 11:02 PM Sassy: rolling around in my bed.
·       Apr 29 11:02 PM Kris: that sounds fun….any particular “ways”….
·       Apr 29 11:02 PM Sassy: haven’t gotten that far. You?
·       Apr 29 11:04 PM Kris: no….just “little scenarios”… but no “big plans”…..was thinking about that a lot after Sunday…..how fantasies are fun…..but sometimes there’s a “little gap”….and other times a “bigger gap” between fantasies and realities. still fun to imagine but sometimes what happens is different. sometimes better….sometimes not……you?
·       Apr 29 11:07 PM Sassy: I have to go get Hubby. Back in 15 min. Will you still be up?
·       Apr 29 11:08 PM Kris: can be if you’d like to chat more….would you?
·       Apr 29 11:08 PM Sassy: Yes please!
·       Apr 29 11:08 PM Kris: k…I’ll be here…mwah!
·       Apr 29 11:09 PM Kris: You may not read this till you get back…but “Yes please!” is so sultry/vulnerable/politey enticing/classy/SEXY……to me “sexy” isn’t just “Oh, Fuck me hard baby!”….it’s subtle little things…..and you’ve got a lot of them……just sayin’ 😀
·       Apr 29 11:32 PM Sassy: back
·       Apr 29 11:33 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 29 11:35 PM Kris: wassup….thoughts….
·       Apr 29 11:35 PM Sassy: It’s COLD outside
·       Apr 29 11:36 PM Kris: cold as a witch’s tit is what my Uncle used to say…so i still do…have no idea what it means….just fun to say…when it’s cold out.
·       Apr 29 11:36 PM Sassy: I have heard that. my older sister say “Colder than monkey fuck”
·       Apr 29 11:36 PM Sassy: Not sure what temperature monkey fuck is?
·       Apr 29 11:37 PM Kris: ha…imagine close to human fuck…not that cold!
·       Apr 29 11:37 PM Kris: random question: wanna take a ride in my boat down the Charles River someday?
·       Apr 29 11:37 PM Sassy: You have a boat?
·       Apr 29 11:38 PM Kris: yes…big enough to pull tubes and water skiers…go to Cape everywhere and NH lakes…all over…
·       Apr 29 11:38 PM Sassy: Wow…
·       Apr 29 11:40 PM Kris: just don’t have a truck to pull it anymore…used to but blew motor last year…so i rent trucks for a day or two at a time…to pull it to different boat launches…there’s a boat launch in Watertown.  I launch into the Charles from there and have been out into Boston Harbor…go through a small lock near the MOS into Boston Harbor. it’s fun…I’ll take you sometime if you keep me around long enough.
·       Apr 29 11:41 PM Sassy: Sounds like it would be quite an adventure!
·       Apr 29 11:41 PM Kris: would you feel safe?
·       Apr 29 11:42 PM Sassy: Only issue might be the sun, but could take steps
·       Apr 29 11:43 PM Kris: it has a top I could put on it for more shade…..but there’s still usually a lot of sun on a boat no matter what you do.
·       Apr 29 11:43 PM Kris: are you afraid of water at all……can you swim well?
·       Apr 29 11:43 PM Sassy: Water’s okay. I can swim… haven’t in a long time
·       Apr 29 11:44 PM Kris: i have life jackets….you could wear one if you needed or wanted to….I usually don’t but can have them handy.
·       Apr 29 11:44 PM Kris: my favorite place to boat is one spot on the cape.
·       Apr 29 11:44 PM Sassy: Oh?
·       Apr 29 11:45 PM Kris: launch in orleans…..and take a river out into little Pleasant Bay….on to Pleasant Bay…down coast line all the way to Chatham…..end up down near opening out to ocean….tons of seals there….nice beaches…stop on beach….bring lunch….hang out.
·       Apr 29 11:46 PM Kris: i don’t like just sitting on a beach though…I like “being in motion” in the boat….stop briefly….but then get restless quickly….like to keep moving…..which is why I like driving a lot and will like being on my bike soon!
·       Apr 29 11:47 PM Sassy: Yeah… I’m not a “lie on the beach” gal.
·       Apr 29 11:47 PM Kris: you and I will “be in motion” together a lot….I’m hoping.
·       Apr 29 11:47 PM Sassy: I like walking on the beach in the winter… when no one is around.
·       Apr 29 11:48 PM Kris:  I can see that….
·       Apr 29 11:48 PM Sassy: It’s mostly an excuse to eat LOBSTER!
·       Apr 29 11:48 PM Kris: in the winter?
·       Apr 29 11:49 PM Sassy: Yep
·       Apr 29 11:50 PM Kris: r u teasing me a little….or do you actually like walking on the beach in the winter?
·       Apr 29 11:50 PM Sassy: My favorite place in Gloucester is open again… I should take you sometime
·       Apr 29 11:50 PM Sassy: I go alot. New Year’s… Valentine’s Day…
·       Apr 29 11:53 PM Kris: OR…..we could launch from the public launch in Essex….go up the Ipswich River….along the coast to Wingaersheek Beach….down the Annisquam River into Gloucester Harbor…and then go to your place!
·       Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: Wow…
·       Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: That would be very interesting
·       Apr 29 11:54 PM Kris: that’s a fun ride….usually stop and camp out at Wingaersheek Beach….along side of Annisquam River……lots of boaters camp out there…great spot….it is VERY FUN and interesting.
·       Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: I’ve been there a lot
·       Apr 29 11:55 PM Sassy: Hubby almost drowned there once.
·       Apr 29 11:55 PM Kris: Wingaersheek?
·       Apr 29 11:55 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 29 11:55 PM Kris: wow!…what happened?
·       Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: We took a couple of friends up there.
·       Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: The guy went out on the rocks then swam out a little, not realizing it gets very deep very fast….
·       Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: He was floating out into the boat channel
·       Apr 29 11:57 PM Kris: “The guy” being your hubby?
·       Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: No, the guest
·       Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: He started panicking… calling out to Hubby
·       Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: Hubby went out to get him
·       Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: the two of them got turned around and messed up
·       Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: the tide was going out
·       Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: they finally swam back against it and crawled up onto a rock… got all scratched up
·       Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: Guest said they nearly drowned but Hubby stayed calm, pulled the guest back part way
·       Apr 29 11:59 PM Kris: wow!….it would have been easy for both to go under…glad they didn’t!
·       Apr 30 12:00 AM Kris: adrenaline probably helped
·       Apr 30 12:01 AM Kris: nothing like the fear of death to help muster some needed strength
·       Apr 30 12:01 AM Kris: they were kind of lucky. could have been much worse
·       Apr 30 12:02 AM Sassy: Yeah…
·       Apr 30 12:02 AM Sassy: I adore being there are low tide and walking out the sandbar to the confluence
·       Apr 30 12:03 AM Kris: i know what you mean…..if we’re still together maybe we could do that sometime…..take the boat there and spend some time there.
·       Apr 30 12:03 AM Sassy: I vary between there and Good Harbor. Both so lovely
·       Apr 30 12:04 AM Kris: trying to think where Good Harbor is.
·       Apr 30 12:04 AM Kris: too lazy to look online…waiting for you to tell me…LOL
·       Apr 30 12:05 AM Sassy: It’s also Gloucester, on the ocean/twin lights side
·       Apr 30 12:06 AM Kris: i had a client used to live in Gloucester…talked about going there a lot….
·       Apr 30 12:07 AM Kris: i’m sure I’ve been there…just escapes me where it is exactly at the moment….know generally.
·       Apr 30 12:10 AM Kris: i love chatting with you…but don’t want to be tired tomorrow…especially tomorrow night. so maybe should start to say good night…..anything “burning” to say before good night?
·       Apr 30 12:10 AM Sassy: I am fading… sorry… yes… should go. You are so good to me!
·       Apr 30 12:10 AM Sassy: Ping me when you get close and I will go to the garage to let you in
·       Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: Ok…i’m glad you feel I’m good to you. I just want to say I have a little “performance anxiety”….which I’ve never had before…….it’s not you….and i don’t know why….but i think you’re going to help me through it…and it won’t last….but it’s very uncomfortable right now…..ANYHOW….good night….
·       Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: sleep tight…
·       Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: don’t let the bed bugs bite….
·       Apr 30 12:12 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
·       Apr 30 12:12 AM Sassy: See you TOMORROW NIGHT!
·       Apr 30 12:13 AM Sassy: We can chat in person! Whee!
·       Apr 30 12:13 AM Kris: Sweet sexy dreams to you too…YES!
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:48 AM
Subject: Size chart 
Hiya!  Found this condom size chart with brands based on length. 
Not sure if a different one might help.  Might be worth trying other if thing don’t resolve.  
-S
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 1:47 AM
Re: Size chart
Hi Sassy,
I didn’t see any chart—or will you show it to me tonight?  Did you omit a word in your last sentence?  Meant to say?– “Might be worth trying other guy if thing don’t resolve.”  Teasing (sort of).
Attached here are some pics of me boating at the Cape last summer—weighing about 225 lbs.–about 45 lbs. heavier than now at about 180 lbs.  Or just some shots of things we took pics of while on the boat.
Kris 
[he attached five photos – three of him quite a bit chubbier, steering his boat with two fingers, one of a seal, and the last a beautiful harbor with boats and a pier]
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:47 AM
Subject: “Ah!–this is the life” (pic from boat at Cape last summer–near Fishermen Pier, Chatham)
He attached a photo of a seal lying on it’s back floating along in the sun 

by

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Saturday, April 26, 2014
Kris: Just watched cottontown chorus version u emailed…laughed so hard i was in tears 8:26 AM
Me: It’s so…British. They won the UK National Barbershop trophy 5x! Fun song. Glad to give you a LOL to start your day! 8:29 AM
Kris: Thanks!…..i was actually singing that while working in the lawn yesterday….i was thinking i know it’s supposed to stroke sexy big women….but wondered how I’d feel about a song about sexy bald men…doubt it would make the charts….lol 8:39 AM
Kris: What else besides shrimp, chocolate and water (and condoms)? 9:20 AM
Me: That should do it! I’m bringing toys and lube and my bodacious self! 9:24 AM
Kris: WONDERFUL! 9:28 AM
Kris: Hope my ride on “Bodacious” tomorrow is nothing like riding another Bodacious u can watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraIAmCL_ok 9:54 AM
Kris: 99……149 S. Broadway, Salem, NH at Noon TOMORROW!!!!!! 🙂 10:52 AM
Kris: Doing stuff w mum? 12:24 PM
Kris: I was just rubbing your foot and decided to nibble, lick and suck on one of your toes!  you’re on your stomach naked with ass covered….receiving back rub, legs, arms, neck, hands, feet….pre-erogenous foreplay….relaxing….some excitement….building anticipation….taking time…. u guiding….learning…..savoring…..building 2:01 PM
Me: Mmm…you have great ideas! We just got out of a big gay wedding! Taking mom home 2:02 PM
Kris: Trying to get work done….HIGHLY distracted…..focus Kris 2:03 PM
Kris: I’m going to try to get everything done asap….early evening….wanna chat a little later? 2:05 PM
Me: Sounds good. Having dinner w/cousins from NC, will ping when I get back. 3:04 PM
+Kris: OK….text me first….in case i’m still out…..besides our goodies need to do a little food shopping for house….after i finish this tedious F’in work i hate….makes a “distraction from it all” (like YOU!) so much more appealing….won’t bother asking if u know what i mean….i KNOW u do….have nice dinner w cousins…..smile/hug/smooch! 3:16 PM
Me: I’m going to look at you. All of you. Glance. Stare. Sear the topography of your body into my mind. 3:19 PM
Kris: Stare away….then you can do all kinds of things with that vivid imagination of yours. I can b a better lover in your head than in bed. LOL! 3:23 PM
Kris: I’ll b paying close attention myself….not only to the lovely scenery….but learning what motions/touches/speeds/pressing/pulling/thrusting “cause the waves” 3:43 PM
Kris: Sorry to send so many texts…..i just have to say…..i’m smiling thinking of your “appetite” I can b a McDonald’s hamburger and you’ll be humming like I’m filet mignon. I used to have as my greeting on AM: “Hunger makes the best sauce” Your hunger turns me on, and your unashamed intention to milk it for all its worth (pun intended). smile….OMG…back to fuckin’ work! 4:28 PM
Kris: Make sure to tell cousins what you’re doin tomorrow….they’d love to know….with lots of detail 5:14 PM
Me: Um…NO! 🙂 5:15 PM
Me: I only tell my sister. And Hubby. And my old flame. And a bunch of people in chat. ; ) 5:16 PM
Kris: KIDDING….little surprised re: sister….younger I presume 5:20 PM
Kris: I’d love to b a fly on the wall to hear how the “different” new guy gets described. 😉 5:30 PM
Kris: I…on the other hand….have no one i talk to about you…..which i’m fine 
with….. WAIT!….How ’bout: “Sorry dear, not tonight–new lover just wore me out.” 5:41 PM
Me: Finally home. Whee! 9:26 PM
Kris: Still shopping….anything else….drink other than water….any other food? 9:27 PM
Me: Nope. So it’s 12 noon at the 99? 9:29 PM
Kris: Yes! 9:31 PM
Kris: Still b up for chatting…i can put my roller skates on to try and zip thru shopping. 9:33 PM
Kris: Or r u tired from the day? 9:35 PM
Me: Can chat. No rush. Had a nap 9:37 PM
Kris: BIG smile….somewhere between incessantly preoccupied and obsessantly thinking of u….glad you’re not a drug…i’m going to force myself to not text till i’m out if the store heading home 9:43 PM
Kris: ..meant “obsessively”…. 9:44 PM
Kris: Omg…just leaving store now….wife asked me to do week’s shopping….if u want to chat at 11:30….for just 1/2 hour….will drag myself away from u at 12…..otherwise…..see u in 13 hours (didn’t forget condoms–just have to remember to not have them fall out on the counter with other stuff—make our meet go south REAL fast!) 11:08 PM
Me: If that happens, hide the receipt and say you found them in the parking lot! 11:10 PM
Kris: Ha…she trusts me…but she’s not an idiot…my ass would b grass….chat a little? 11:14 PM
Me: Sure 11:14 PM
Kris: K 11:14 PM
Kris: Home…putting stuff away…10 min 11:34 PM
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·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: Phew!…………FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Sassy: Hiya!  Smooch
·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: Hi!  Smooch back at ya
·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: wanna hear “Mr. Extreme’s” candy list?
·       Apr 26 11:46 PM Sassy: Uh oh
·       Apr 26 11:46 PM Kris: ok…so when I’m done I’ll type “that’s it”…
·       Apr 26 11:47 PM Kris: so i got “the good stuff” for you and then just the normal stuff i always get for myself….starting with “your stuff”?
·       Apr 26 11:48 PM Kris: Lindt caramel milk choc truffles
·       Apr 26 11:48 PM Kris: Dove caramel milk choc
·       Apr 26 11:49 PM Kris: “Toffifany”..a whole hazelnut in chewy caramel with choc hazelnet filling and choc
·       Apr 26 11:49 PM Kris: 6 Heath candy bars
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: Lindt hazelnut crips squares
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: that’s it for you…that enough?
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: then there’s what I got for me…
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: milk duds, whoppers, raisinets, big bag of Jelly Belly jelly beans, big bag of Gimball’s gourmet jelly beans…
·       Apr 26 11:51 PM Kris: that’s it…in total. kids might not go to sleep after all the sugar…
·       Apr 26 11:51 PM Sassy: Yikes!
·       Apr 26 11:52 PM Kris: so how many meets does that cover (assuming there are more)?
·       Apr 26 11:52 PM Sassy: About… 8?
·       Apr 26 11:53 PM Kris: Ha…i can eat all that by myself in a couple of weeks…easy…you wanna bring it home and save some for next time?
·       Apr 26 11:54 PM Sassy: You are too funny!  I can put it in my toy box
·       Apr 26 11:54 PM Kris: then there will be “assorted goodies” in there…
·       Apr 26 11:55 PM Sassy: You remind me of my dad. Mom would send him to the store to get eggs, milk and butter. He would be gone 2 hours and come back with 8 bags of groceries.
·       Apr 26 11:56 PM Kris: I ALWAYS do that and am VERY extreme with things I like…like candy…my kids still give me a hard time about it….they say, “Dad, you were pretty strict….but when it came to eating candy WE couldn’t even keep up with you.”
·       Apr 26 11:57 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 26 11:57 PM Kris: so tell me why you said you were going to stare and take in my body
·       Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: I don’t want you to be surprised.
·       Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: I was thinking about it..
·       Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: The luxury of being able to look unabashedly
·       Apr 27 12:00 AM Kris: my guess is that’s part of what you naturally have always done…with anyone….just because you enjoy it all so much…
·       Apr 27 12:02 AM Sassy: It’s also something that probably doesn’t happen much to you… and can be very sexy. Have a woman ogle you
·       Apr 27 12:03 AM Kris: not much the way you’re describing it….kind of hard when you see someone naked all the time…to act like it’s “always exciting”. just isn’t
·       Apr 27 12:04 AM Kris: sometimes just to be playful I’ll walk out of the shower completely naked into the living room or kitchen where my wife is. she’ll look at me and say something like….oh my word….look at you….naked as a jay bird.
·       Apr 27 12:04 AM Kris: but there’s no “serious lusting” going on….
·       Apr 27 12:05 AM Kris: so it will be nice to be ogled…ogle away
·       Apr 27 12:06 AM Kris: want me to bring my camera…..then you can take whatever pics you want and I’ll email them to you later….LOL
·       Apr 27 12:07 AM Sassy: Hmmm… tempting. But not this time.
·       Apr 27 12:07 AM Kris: i’m just kidding
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Kris: we’ll be too busy “exploring” and “learning about each other”….
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Sassy: Cameras are so… 20th C
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Kris: as opposed to what….cell phones?
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 27 12:09 AM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 27 12:09 AM Kris: depends…some cameras are better…but cell phones are pretty high tech for the most part
·       Apr 27 12:09 AM Kris: so what else is on your mind…besides giving me a heads up that I can plan to be ogled?
·       Apr 27 12:10 AM Kris: i’m breaking into the Jelly Bellies right now….can’t wait….go on….
·       Apr 27 12:11 AM Sassy: Not much… starting to switch to logistics, directions, timing etc.
·       Apr 27 12:11 AM Kris: how so?
·       Apr 27 12:13 AM Kris: figuring it out right now?
·       Apr 27 12:13 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 27 12:14 AM Kris: i think about 45 minutes is about the time from your place
·       Apr 27 12:14 AM Sassy: Yeah… that’ my guess. Maybe a little faster on a Sunday
·       Apr 27 12:14 AM Kris: i’m going to get there a little early to request seats in a specific section with more privacy
·       Apr 27 12:15 AM Sassy: Awww… you are so good!
·       Apr 27 12:15 AM Kris: are u teasing me now?
·       Apr 27 12:16 AM Sassy: No! It is so sweet of you to think of these details.
·       Apr 27 12:17 AM Kris: i like that you are so kind and nice all the the time…but if you feel like giving me a hard time i think I’ll be able to handle it…..but just may not “be in your nature”….
·       Apr 27 12:19 AM Kris: so far you’ve only said one thing that stuck in my mind as a little “challenging and on the negative side”and it wasn’t all that serious…but it “got to me a little” which is fine.
·       Apr 27 12:20 AM Sassy: What?  There have to be more than that…
·       Apr 27 12:20 AM Kris: what more than one thing?
·       Apr 27 12:21 AM Sassy: What did I say that was challenging and on the negative side that stuck in your mind?
·       Apr 27 12:23 AM Kris: early on…it hasn’t even been that long that we’ve known each other….but early on…before we met…..you asked, “Are you a chaser?” I  didn’t know what you meant…. you explained….”Someone who chased but never closes the deal.” That was kind of a “challenge” that was a little “out of character” for how you usually are but it also helped me “prove I wasn’t” if you were game… so was I!
·       Apr 27 12:25 AM Kris: you probably don’t even remember it…but it “got to me” a little….not offended at all just “challenged”….you know….then the male ego goes “cock a doodle doo”….I’ll show HER!
·       Apr 27 12:25 AM Sassy: I was honestly concerned. You answered well.
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Sassy: I do recall.
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Kris: you remember?….what caused you to be concerned?
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Sassy: I asked someone in chat and they said “Just ask him.”
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Kris: do you remember what was causing you to be concerned….at the time?
·       Apr 27 12:30 AM Sassy: Yes.
·       Apr 27 12:30 AM Kris: I’ve already eaten half a 9 oz. bag of Jelly Bellies in the short time we’ve been chatting…so what’s your answer?
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: The first man I talked with from AM… wanted him soooo badly.
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: He postponed two meets and then stood me up.
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: Awful emo roller coaster. He was a chaser.
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: said he had met 7 women without sleeping with any
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: Had good reasons
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: But
·       Apr 27 12:32 AM Sassy: So your AM history sounded a little too similar
·       Apr 27 12:32 AM Kris: ah….i see now…and remember….
·       Apr 27 12:33 AM Kris: you know….i hope this doesn’t make you wonder about your choice of wanting me….but the simple truth is that 62 year old men are not in “high demand” on AM…..not that many women have shown an interest in me….and there’s a lot of competition….most women your age are cougars, don’t want an “old man”
·       Apr 27 12:33 AM Sassy: Ha
·       Apr 27 12:34 AM Kris: why “ha”?
·       Apr 27 12:34 AM Sassy: I am not ageist, but I only have fun with older men
·       Apr 27 12:34 AM Sassy: Had several mid-30’s guys try to cougarize me…
·       Apr 27 12:35 AM Sassy: not happening
·       Apr 27 12:35 AM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 27 12:36 AM Sassy: Just does not appeal
·       Apr 27 12:36 AM Kris: what if they were mature and kind and so forth?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: Maybe… but most of the ones on AM are not
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: but older men can be jerks too….right?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: Absolutely but not in the same way
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: how so?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: These guy are like “Hi. Send me a pic?”
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: the younger ones?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: yup
·       Apr 27 12:38 AM Sassy: No finesse. No manners
·       Apr 27 12:39 AM Sassy: Do you need to sleep?
·       Apr 27 12:39 AM Kris: i’m “wired” right now but if I don’t try I’ll be tired tomorrow…which i DON’T want to be…what’s the odds we’ll want to take a nap first thing when we get to the hotel?
·       Apr 27 12:41 AM Sassy: I guessing that will not be your first impulse
·       Apr 27 12:41 AM Kris: mine too…so I should go and try to sleep…you?
·       Apr 27 12:41 AM Sassy: I had a nap, so I am good a little longer.
·       Apr 27 12:42 AM Kris: ok…I’d like to chat just a little more…if you want to…unless you need to get back to your chat buddies….
·       Apr 27 12:43 AM Kris: which “little rascal” would I be….I can’t even remember their names…but watched them as a kid….grin
·       Apr 27 12:44 AM Sassy: Alfalfa?
·       Apr 27 12:44 AM Kris: was he the one missing a tooth with his hair sticking up?
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: Spanky?
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Kris: wasn’t spanky the short one?
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: I forget
·       Apr 27 12:46 AM Sassy: Buckwheat?
·       Apr 27 12:46 AM Kris: he was the black one i think
·       Apr 27 12:46 AM Sassy: I think you’re right
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: your good remembering the names….you’re too young to remember that
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: that show must have gone off the air way before you were even born
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Sassy: I am cheating
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: online again…I keep forgetting
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Sassy: wikipedia is my friend and google
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Kris: so did you look at the “Bodacious” clip
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: very odd
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: you’re not going to head butt me right?
·       Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: NO!…..it was meant to be taken “just in general”….not every “joke” can be a winner….moving right along
·       Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: “bodacious” is not even in any proper dictionary…
·       Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: I looked it up online!
·       Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: it was popular in the 80s and 90s and is a “made up word” combining the words “bold” and “audacious”
·       Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: i think that describes you pretty well…
·       Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: especially your “Sexy Sassy” persona that you plan on bringing with bells on tomorrow (I hope)…
·       Apr 27 12:51 AM Sassy: Oh yes
·       Apr 27 12:51 AM Kris: if not at the restaurant…when we get alone in the room.
·       Apr 27 12:52 AM Sassy: Mmm hmmm
·       Apr 27 12:52 AM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Sassy: you typed “alone in the room” and my mind wandered to a little scenario
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Kris: you humming in naughty pleasure again?
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Sassy: ayup
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Kris: LOL….you make me laugh….
·       Apr 27 12:54 AM Sassy: I was pressing you against the wall, just inside the door… groping.. kissing…
·       Apr 27 12:54 AM Sassy: Ms Demure smacked me and said LET HIM LEAD!
·       Apr 27 12:54 AM Kris: how bout we leave Ms. Demure at the 99?
·       Apr 27 12:56 AM Sassy: Yes please.
·       Apr 27 12:56 AM Kris: you kissing me outside the Chinese restaurant….taking the initiative….still turns me on….and how much you really liked it…..it’s one of my little “sexy memories”…then how it got hotter in the parking garage. maybe that’s what you’re used to but it blew me away…and i really liked it. i don’t have to lead…..
·       Apr 27 12:57 AM Sassy: I am not used to that
·       Apr 27 12:57 AM Sassy: I luxuriate at those memories while the Demure Lady blushes
·       Apr 27 12:58 AM Kris: blushing’s ok too though. it means you have some sense of modesty and then you can play off it by being “naughty” nothing wrong with blushing….but i know what you mean….
·       Apr 27 1:00 AM Sassy: I try not to be boring.
·       Apr 27 1:01 AM Kris: You’re far from boring but you don’t have to stand on your head every minute either. your “sex appeal” to me is a combination of things. I hope I can handle “red hot Sassy”but I like whole YOU. (whatever your “other half’s” name is—I’ll be paying attention the next time you “slip”—-count on it).
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Sassy: Ha ha
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Kris: “Ha ha”?
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Sassy: You waiting for me to slip up
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Kris: figured that what it was
·       Apr 27 1:03 AM Kris: anyhow…back to pressing me up against the wall…go on
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: that’s all. I don’t know what’s next
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Kris: ok…
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: Well… in theory I do
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: but I am only envisioning the first couple minutes
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Kris: LOL… what’s the “theory”?
·       Apr 27 1:05 AM Sassy: It would be good if there is SEX
·       Apr 27 1:05 AM Sassy: and ORGASMS!
·       Apr 27 1:05 AM Kris: OMG…now THAT’S funny!
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: I’ll guarantee there will be sex….
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Sassy: That match your theory?
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: and one orgasm for sure (maybe two if i’m lucky)….
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: i’m hoping there’s more than one or two and that they’re YOURS!
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: yup. matches my theory.
·       Apr 27 1:07 AM Kris: i was thinking more along the lines of all the different ways to get there. like looking at a menu – diffeent choices can achieve the same effect (hunger satisfied), but different ways to get there…we identified a couple. or three maybe, so far.
·       Apr 27 1:08 AM Sassy: Yum
·       Apr 27 1:08 AM Kris: although i haven’t had a chance to review the “instruction manual” with all those helpful details about techniques yet….
·       Apr 27 1:09 AM Kris: but we’ve got oral with you sitting up so you can see and control my head with your hands.
·       Apr 27 1:09 AM Kris: your head over the side of the bed with my cock fucking your mouth and my tongue flicking your nipples.
·       Apr 27 1:09 AM Sassy: Mmmf
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: doggy style with fast in (so you can feel the deep penetration)…and slow slip back out
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Sassy: that caused a major twinge
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: ideally with in front of a mirror so you can see better….
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: fast in….slip back slow….
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: fast and deep in….slip back slow….
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: i’m looking at my cock and liking watching it go in and out….
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: I can see where I’m going in and out very clearly too…which turns me on more
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Sassy: Is it getting hot in here?
·       Apr 27 1:12 AM Kris: i don’t know…I’m over here. I’m just following your directions…how am i doing?
·       Apr 27 1:13 AM Sassy: Stunningly well
·       Apr 27 1:13 AM Kris: instead of a bumper sticker that says “how’s my driving?”I’ll get one that says “how’s my fucking?”…..call 800-HOT-KRIS
·       Apr 27 1:13 AM Sassy: LOL
·       Apr 27 1:14 AM Kris: See…with just a little help Sassy might turn me into “Super Stud” after all… even old as I am.
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: just one thing. about my hair.
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: if you want to really “stand out from my wife”
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: if i try to grow it long…
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: and you don’t like it and want to tell me so…
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: that’s fine…
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: but you can “distinguish” yourself from her…
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: by at least being a little kinder than saying…
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: you look like Bozo. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: I’m going to cry laughing now…seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Sassy: You will never hear anything like that from me.
·       Apr 27 1:17 AM Kris: I know. you’re too nice…but it really does make me laugh…it’s a little mean and sometimes i get pissed off but i’m too stubborn, old and crusty to let it really bother me much.
·       Apr 27 1:17 AM Sassy: Although I’ve always had a thing for Bozo. I have a very old Bozo doll in my closet
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Kris: OMG!!!!!!!! you’re making me laugh!
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Sassy: he and Raggedy Anne get it on when I am not listening
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Kris: Oh no….stop it!
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Sassy: The big fuzzy bunny likes to watch
·       Apr 27 1:19 AM Kris: Oh my word…the children are going to be traumatized!
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Kris: Speaking of watching…are we really going to watch each other get ourselves off?
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Sassy: Someday
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Kris: probably not tomorrow though…right?
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Sassy: seems too much for first time
·       Apr 27 1:21 AM Sassy: should fuck before we run
·       Apr 27 1:21 AM Kris: yes…especially given I’ve got only one good load I can count on and need to “time it” so that the whole experience is more fun for both of us. maybe two depending
·       Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: which is why I want you to get off first. if you can. at least once.
·        Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: i don’t know if you consider that too much pressure…and I hope I don’t disappoint you in some ways that make it harder. but i’m hoping that doesn’t happen….
·       Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: i’m counting on your abundance of lust.
·       Apr 27 1:23 AM Sassy: Sounds fantastic!
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Sassy: I should go, have to drop Hubby off at his thing at 9 am
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Kris: Oh good!…..(I get a little nervous when I put these “ideas of mine” just “out there”)…
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Kris: me too…nite! sleep tight!
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams Kris
by

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Saturday, April 26, 2014
Kris: Just watched cottontown chorus version u emailed…laughed so hard i was in tears 8:26 AM
Me: It’s so…British. They won the UK National Barbershop trophy 5x! Fun song. Glad to give you a LOL to start your day! 8:29 AM
Kris: Thanks!…..i was actually singing that while working in the lawn yesterday….i was thinking i know it’s supposed to stroke sexy big women….but wondered how I’d feel about a song about sexy bald men…doubt it would make the charts….lol 8:39 AM
Kris: What else besides shrimp, chocolate and water (and condoms)? 9:20 AM
Me: That should do it! I’m bringing toys and lube and my bodacious self! 9:24 AM
Kris: WONDERFUL! 9:28 AM
Kris: Hope my ride on “Bodacious” tomorrow is nothing like riding another Bodacious u can watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraIAmCL_ok 9:54 AM
Kris: 99……149 S. Broadway, Salem, NH at Noon TOMORROW!!!!!! 🙂 10:52 AM
Kris: Doing stuff w mum? 12:24 PM
Kris: I was just rubbing your foot and decided to nibble, lick and suck on one of your toes!  you’re on your stomach naked with ass covered….receiving back rub, legs, arms, neck, hands, feet….pre-erogenous foreplay….relaxing….some excitement….building anticipation….taking time…. u guiding….learning…..savoring…..building 2:01 PM
Me: Mmm…you have great ideas! We just got out of a big gay wedding! Taking mom home 2:02 PM
Kris: Trying to get work done….HIGHLY distracted…..focus Kris 2:03 PM
Kris: I’m going to try to get everything done asap….early evening….wanna chat a little later? 2:05 PM
Me: Sounds good. Having dinner w/cousins from NC, will ping when I get back. 3:04 PM
+Kris: OK….text me first….in case i’m still out…..besides our goodies need to do a little food shopping for house….after i finish this tedious F’in work i hate….makes a “distraction from it all” (like YOU!) so much more appealing….won’t bother asking if u know what i mean….i KNOW u do….have nice dinner w cousins…..smile/hug/smooch! 3:16 PM
Me: I’m going to look at you. All of you. Glance. Stare. Sear the topography of your body into my mind. 3:19 PM
Kris: Stare away….then you can do all kinds of things with that vivid imagination of yours. I can b a better lover in your head than in bed. LOL! 3:23 PM
Kris: I’ll b paying close attention myself….not only to the lovely scenery….but learning what motions/touches/speeds/pressing/pulling/thrusting “cause the waves” 3:43 PM
Kris: Sorry to send so many texts…..i just have to say…..i’m smiling thinking of your “appetite” I can b a McDonald’s hamburger and you’ll be humming like I’m filet mignon. I used to have as my greeting on AM: “Hunger makes the best sauce” Your hunger turns me on, and your unashamed intention to milk it for all its worth (pun intended). smile….OMG…back to fuckin’ work! 4:28 PM
Kris: Make sure to tell cousins what you’re doin tomorrow….they’d love to know….with lots of detail 5:14 PM
Me: Um…NO! 🙂 5:15 PM
Me: I only tell my sister. And Hubby. And my old flame. And a bunch of people in chat. ; ) 5:16 PM
Kris: KIDDING….little surprised re: sister….younger I presume 5:20 PM
Kris: I’d love to b a fly on the wall to hear how the “different” new guy gets described. 😉 5:30 PM
Kris: I…on the other hand….have no one i talk to about you…..which i’m fine 
with….. WAIT!….How ’bout: “Sorry dear, not tonight–new lover just wore me out.” 5:41 PM
Me: Finally home. Whee! 9:26 PM
Kris: Still shopping….anything else….drink other than water….any other food? 9:27 PM
Me: Nope. So it’s 12 noon at the 99? 9:29 PM
Kris: Yes! 9:31 PM
Kris: Still b up for chatting…i can put my roller skates on to try and zip thru shopping. 9:33 PM
Kris: Or r u tired from the day? 9:35 PM
Me: Can chat. No rush. Had a nap 9:37 PM
Kris: BIG smile….somewhere between incessantly preoccupied and obsessantly thinking of u….glad you’re not a drug…i’m going to force myself to not text till i’m out if the store heading home 9:43 PM
Kris: ..meant “obsessively”…. 9:44 PM
Kris: Omg…just leaving store now….wife asked me to do week’s shopping….if u want to chat at 11:30….for just 1/2 hour….will drag myself away from u at 12…..otherwise…..see u in 13 hours (didn’t forget condoms–just have to remember to not have them fall out on the counter with other stuff—make our meet go south REAL fast!) 11:08 PM
Me: If that happens, hide the receipt and say you found them in the parking lot! 11:10 PM
Kris: Ha…she trusts me…but she’s not an idiot…my ass would b grass….chat a little? 11:14 PM
Me: Sure 11:14 PM
Kris: K 11:14 PM
Kris: Home…putting stuff away…10 min 11:34 PM
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·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: Phew!…………FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Sassy: Hiya!  Smooch
·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: Hi!  Smooch back at ya
·       Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: wanna hear “Mr. Extreme’s” candy list?
·       Apr 26 11:46 PM Sassy: Uh oh
·       Apr 26 11:46 PM Kris: ok…so when I’m done I’ll type “that’s it”…
·       Apr 26 11:47 PM Kris: so i got “the good stuff” for you and then just the normal stuff i always get for myself….starting with “your stuff”?
·       Apr 26 11:48 PM Kris: Lindt caramel milk choc truffles
·       Apr 26 11:48 PM Kris: Dove caramel milk choc
·       Apr 26 11:49 PM Kris: “Toffifany”..a whole hazelnut in chewy caramel with choc hazelnet filling and choc
·       Apr 26 11:49 PM Kris: 6 Heath candy bars
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: Lindt hazelnut crips squares
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: that’s it for you…that enough?
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: then there’s what I got for me…
·       Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: milk duds, whoppers, raisinets, big bag of Jelly Belly jelly beans, big bag of Gimball’s gourmet jelly beans…
·       Apr 26 11:51 PM Kris: that’s it…in total. kids might not go to sleep after all the sugar…
·       Apr 26 11:51 PM Sassy: Yikes!
·       Apr 26 11:52 PM Kris: so how many meets does that cover (assuming there are more)?
·       Apr 26 11:52 PM Sassy: About… 8?
·       Apr 26 11:53 PM Kris: Ha…i can eat all that by myself in a couple of weeks…easy…you wanna bring it home and save some for next time?
·       Apr 26 11:54 PM Sassy: You are too funny!  I can put it in my toy box
·       Apr 26 11:54 PM Kris: then there will be “assorted goodies” in there…
·       Apr 26 11:55 PM Sassy: You remind me of my dad. Mom would send him to the store to get eggs, milk and butter. He would be gone 2 hours and come back with 8 bags of groceries.
·       Apr 26 11:56 PM Kris: I ALWAYS do that and am VERY extreme with things I like…like candy…my kids still give me a hard time about it….they say, “Dad, you were pretty strict….but when it came to eating candy WE couldn’t even keep up with you.”
·       Apr 26 11:57 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 26 11:57 PM Kris: so tell me why you said you were going to stare and take in my body
·       Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: I don’t want you to be surprised.
·       Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: I was thinking about it..
·       Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: The luxury of being able to look unabashedly
·       Apr 27 12:00 AM Kris: my guess is that’s part of what you naturally have always done…with anyone….just because you enjoy it all so much…
·       Apr 27 12:02 AM Sassy: It’s also something that probably doesn’t happen much to you… and can be very sexy. Have a woman ogle you
·       Apr 27 12:03 AM Kris: not much the way you’re describing it….kind of hard when you see someone naked all the time…to act like it’s “always exciting”. just isn’t
·       Apr 27 12:04 AM Kris: sometimes just to be playful I’ll walk out of the shower completely naked into the living room or kitchen where my wife is. she’ll look at me and say something like….oh my word….look at you….naked as a jay bird.
·       Apr 27 12:04 AM Kris: but there’s no “serious lusting” going on….
·       Apr 27 12:05 AM Kris: so it will be nice to be ogled…ogle away
·       Apr 27 12:06 AM Kris: want me to bring my camera…..then you can take whatever pics you want and I’ll email them to you later….LOL
·       Apr 27 12:07 AM Sassy: Hmmm… tempting. But not this time.
·       Apr 27 12:07 AM Kris: i’m just kidding
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Kris: we’ll be too busy “exploring” and “learning about each other”….
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Sassy: Cameras are so… 20th C
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Kris: as opposed to what….cell phones?
·       Apr 27 12:08 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 27 12:09 AM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 27 12:09 AM Kris: depends…some cameras are better…but cell phones are pretty high tech for the most part
·       Apr 27 12:09 AM Kris: so what else is on your mind…besides giving me a heads up that I can plan to be ogled?
·       Apr 27 12:10 AM Kris: i’m breaking into the Jelly Bellies right now….can’t wait….go on….
·       Apr 27 12:11 AM Sassy: Not much… starting to switch to logistics, directions, timing etc.
·       Apr 27 12:11 AM Kris: how so?
·       Apr 27 12:13 AM Kris: figuring it out right now?
·       Apr 27 12:13 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 27 12:14 AM Kris: i think about 45 minutes is about the time from your place
·       Apr 27 12:14 AM Sassy: Yeah… that’ my guess. Maybe a little faster on a Sunday
·       Apr 27 12:14 AM Kris: i’m going to get there a little early to request seats in a specific section with more privacy
·       Apr 27 12:15 AM Sassy: Awww… you are so good!
·       Apr 27 12:15 AM Kris: are u teasing me now?
·       Apr 27 12:16 AM Sassy: No! It is so sweet of you to think of these details.
·       Apr 27 12:17 AM Kris: i like that you are so kind and nice all the the time…but if you feel like giving me a hard time i think I’ll be able to handle it…..but just may not “be in your nature”….
·       Apr 27 12:19 AM Kris: so far you’ve only said one thing that stuck in my mind as a little “challenging and on the negative side”and it wasn’t all that serious…but it “got to me a little” which is fine.
·       Apr 27 12:20 AM Sassy: What?  There have to be more than that…
·       Apr 27 12:20 AM Kris: what more than one thing?
·       Apr 27 12:21 AM Sassy: What did I say that was challenging and on the negative side that stuck in your mind?
·       Apr 27 12:23 AM Kris: early on…it hasn’t even been that long that we’ve known each other….but early on…before we met…..you asked, “Are you a chaser?” I  didn’t know what you meant…. you explained….”Someone who chased but never closes the deal.” That was kind of a “challenge” that was a little “out of character” for how you usually are but it also helped me “prove I wasn’t” if you were game… so was I!
·       Apr 27 12:25 AM Kris: you probably don’t even remember it…but it “got to me” a little….not offended at all just “challenged”….you know….then the male ego goes “cock a doodle doo”….I’ll show HER!
·       Apr 27 12:25 AM Sassy: I was honestly concerned. You answered well.
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Sassy: I do recall.
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Kris: you remember?….what caused you to be concerned?
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Sassy: I asked someone in chat and they said “Just ask him.”
·       Apr 27 12:26 AM Kris: do you remember what was causing you to be concerned….at the time?
·       Apr 27 12:30 AM Sassy: Yes.
·       Apr 27 12:30 AM Kris: I’ve already eaten half a 9 oz. bag of Jelly Bellies in the short time we’ve been chatting…so what’s your answer?
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: The first man I talked with from AM… wanted him soooo badly.
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: He postponed two meets and then stood me up.
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: Awful emo roller coaster. He was a chaser.
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: said he had met 7 women without sleeping with any
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: Had good reasons
·       Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: But
·       Apr 27 12:32 AM Sassy: So your AM history sounded a little too similar
·       Apr 27 12:32 AM Kris: ah….i see now…and remember….
·       Apr 27 12:33 AM Kris: you know….i hope this doesn’t make you wonder about your choice of wanting me….but the simple truth is that 62 year old men are not in “high demand” on AM…..not that many women have shown an interest in me….and there’s a lot of competition….most women your age are cougars, don’t want an “old man”
·       Apr 27 12:33 AM Sassy: Ha
·       Apr 27 12:34 AM Kris: why “ha”?
·       Apr 27 12:34 AM Sassy: I am not ageist, but I only have fun with older men
·       Apr 27 12:34 AM Sassy: Had several mid-30’s guys try to cougarize me…
·       Apr 27 12:35 AM Sassy: not happening
·       Apr 27 12:35 AM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 27 12:36 AM Sassy: Just does not appeal
·       Apr 27 12:36 AM Kris: what if they were mature and kind and so forth?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: Maybe… but most of the ones on AM are not
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: but older men can be jerks too….right?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: Absolutely but not in the same way
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: how so?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: These guy are like “Hi. Send me a pic?”
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: the younger ones?
·       Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: yup
·       Apr 27 12:38 AM Sassy: No finesse. No manners
·       Apr 27 12:39 AM Sassy: Do you need to sleep?
·       Apr 27 12:39 AM Kris: i’m “wired” right now but if I don’t try I’ll be tired tomorrow…which i DON’T want to be…what’s the odds we’ll want to take a nap first thing when we get to the hotel?
·       Apr 27 12:41 AM Sassy: I guessing that will not be your first impulse
·       Apr 27 12:41 AM Kris: mine too…so I should go and try to sleep…you?
·       Apr 27 12:41 AM Sassy: I had a nap, so I am good a little longer.
·       Apr 27 12:42 AM Kris: ok…I’d like to chat just a little more…if you want to…unless you need to get back to your chat buddies….
·       Apr 27 12:43 AM Kris: which “little rascal” would I be….I can’t even remember their names…but watched them as a kid….grin
·       Apr 27 12:44 AM Sassy: Alfalfa?
·       Apr 27 12:44 AM Kris: was he the one missing a tooth with his hair sticking up?
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: Spanky?
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Kris: wasn’t spanky the short one?
·       Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: I forget
·       Apr 27 12:46 AM Sassy: Buckwheat?
·       Apr 27 12:46 AM Kris: he was the black one i think
·       Apr 27 12:46 AM Sassy: I think you’re right
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: your good remembering the names….you’re too young to remember that
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: that show must have gone off the air way before you were even born
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Sassy: I am cheating
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: online again…I keep forgetting
·       Apr 27 12:47 AM Sassy: wikipedia is my friend and google
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Kris: so did you look at the “Bodacious” clip
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: very odd
·       Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: you’re not going to head butt me right?
·       Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: NO!…..it was meant to be taken “just in general”….not every “joke” can be a winner….moving right along
·       Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: “bodacious” is not even in any proper dictionary…
·       Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: I looked it up online!
·       Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: it was popular in the 80s and 90s and is a “made up word” combining the words “bold” and “audacious”
·       Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: i think that describes you pretty well…
·       Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: especially your “Sexy Sassy” persona that you plan on bringing with bells on tomorrow (I hope)…
·       Apr 27 12:51 AM Sassy: Oh yes
·       Apr 27 12:51 AM Kris: if not at the restaurant…when we get alone in the room.
·       Apr 27 12:52 AM Sassy: Mmm hmmm
·       Apr 27 12:52 AM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Sassy: you typed “alone in the room” and my mind wandered to a little scenario
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Kris: you humming in naughty pleasure again?
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Sassy: ayup
·       Apr 27 12:53 AM Kris: LOL….you make me laugh….
·       Apr 27 12:54 AM Sassy: I was pressing you against the wall, just inside the door… groping.. kissing…
·       Apr 27 12:54 AM Sassy: Ms Demure smacked me and said LET HIM LEAD!
·       Apr 27 12:54 AM Kris: how bout we leave Ms. Demure at the 99?
·       Apr 27 12:56 AM Sassy: Yes please.
·       Apr 27 12:56 AM Kris: you kissing me outside the Chinese restaurant….taking the initiative….still turns me on….and how much you really liked it…..it’s one of my little “sexy memories”…then how it got hotter in the parking garage. maybe that’s what you’re used to but it blew me away…and i really liked it. i don’t have to lead…..
·       Apr 27 12:57 AM Sassy: I am not used to that
·       Apr 27 12:57 AM Sassy: I luxuriate at those memories while the Demure Lady blushes
·       Apr 27 12:58 AM Kris: blushing’s ok too though. it means you have some sense of modesty and then you can play off it by being “naughty” nothing wrong with blushing….but i know what you mean….
·       Apr 27 1:00 AM Sassy: I try not to be boring.
·       Apr 27 1:01 AM Kris: You’re far from boring but you don’t have to stand on your head every minute either. your “sex appeal” to me is a combination of things. I hope I can handle “red hot Sassy”but I like whole YOU. (whatever your “other half’s” name is—I’ll be paying attention the next time you “slip”—-count on it).
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Sassy: Ha ha
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Kris: “Ha ha”?
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Sassy: You waiting for me to slip up
·       Apr 27 1:02 AM Kris: figured that what it was
·       Apr 27 1:03 AM Kris: anyhow…back to pressing me up against the wall…go on
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: that’s all. I don’t know what’s next
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Kris: ok…
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: Well… in theory I do
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: but I am only envisioning the first couple minutes
·       Apr 27 1:04 AM Kris: LOL… what’s the “theory”?
·       Apr 27 1:05 AM Sassy: It would be good if there is SEX
·       Apr 27 1:05 AM Sassy: and ORGASMS!
·       Apr 27 1:05 AM Kris: OMG…now THAT’S funny!
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: I’ll guarantee there will be sex….
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Sassy: That match your theory?
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: and one orgasm for sure (maybe two if i’m lucky)….
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: i’m hoping there’s more than one or two and that they’re YOURS!
·       Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: yup. matches my theory.
·       Apr 27 1:07 AM Kris: i was thinking more along the lines of all the different ways to get there. like looking at a menu – diffeent choices can achieve the same effect (hunger satisfied), but different ways to get there…we identified a couple. or three maybe, so far.
·       Apr 27 1:08 AM Sassy: Yum
·       Apr 27 1:08 AM Kris: although i haven’t had a chance to review the “instruction manual” with all those helpful details about techniques yet….
·       Apr 27 1:09 AM Kris: but we’ve got oral with you sitting up so you can see and control my head with your hands.
·       Apr 27 1:09 AM Kris: your head over the side of the bed with my cock fucking your mouth and my tongue flicking your nipples.
·       Apr 27 1:09 AM Sassy: Mmmf
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: doggy style with fast in (so you can feel the deep penetration)…and slow slip back out
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Sassy: that caused a major twinge
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: ideally with in front of a mirror so you can see better….
·       Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: fast in….slip back slow….
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: fast and deep in….slip back slow….
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: i’m looking at my cock and liking watching it go in and out….
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: I can see where I’m going in and out very clearly too…which turns me on more
·       Apr 27 1:11 AM Sassy: Is it getting hot in here?
·       Apr 27 1:12 AM Kris: i don’t know…I’m over here. I’m just following your directions…how am i doing?
·       Apr 27 1:13 AM Sassy: Stunningly well
·       Apr 27 1:13 AM Kris: instead of a bumper sticker that says “how’s my driving?”I’ll get one that says “how’s my fucking?”…..call 800-HOT-KRIS
·       Apr 27 1:13 AM Sassy: LOL
·       Apr 27 1:14 AM Kris: See…with just a little help Sassy might turn me into “Super Stud” after all… even old as I am.
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: just one thing. about my hair.
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: if you want to really “stand out from my wife”
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: if i try to grow it long…
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: and you don’t like it and want to tell me so…
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: that’s fine…
·       Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: but you can “distinguish” yourself from her…
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: by at least being a little kinder than saying…
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: you look like Bozo. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: I’m going to cry laughing now…seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 27 1:16 AM Sassy: You will never hear anything like that from me.
·       Apr 27 1:17 AM Kris: I know. you’re too nice…but it really does make me laugh…it’s a little mean and sometimes i get pissed off but i’m too stubborn, old and crusty to let it really bother me much.
·       Apr 27 1:17 AM Sassy: Although I’ve always had a thing for Bozo. I have a very old Bozo doll in my closet
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Kris: OMG!!!!!!!! you’re making me laugh!
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Sassy: he and Raggedy Anne get it on when I am not listening
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Kris: Oh no….stop it!
·       Apr 27 1:18 AM Sassy: The big fuzzy bunny likes to watch
·       Apr 27 1:19 AM Kris: Oh my word…the children are going to be traumatized!
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Kris: Speaking of watching…are we really going to watch each other get ourselves off?
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Sassy: Someday
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Kris: probably not tomorrow though…right?
·       Apr 27 1:20 AM Sassy: seems too much for first time
·       Apr 27 1:21 AM Sassy: should fuck before we run
·       Apr 27 1:21 AM Kris: yes…especially given I’ve got only one good load I can count on and need to “time it” so that the whole experience is more fun for both of us. maybe two depending
·       Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: which is why I want you to get off first. if you can. at least once.
·        Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: i don’t know if you consider that too much pressure…and I hope I don’t disappoint you in some ways that make it harder. but i’m hoping that doesn’t happen….
·       Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: i’m counting on your abundance of lust.
·       Apr 27 1:23 AM Sassy: Sounds fantastic!
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Sassy: I should go, have to drop Hubby off at his thing at 9 am
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Kris: Oh good!…..(I get a little nervous when I put these “ideas of mine” just “out there”)…
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Kris: me too…nite! sleep tight!
·       Apr 27 1:24 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams Kris
by

Water, shrimp and chocolate

Thursday, April 24, 2014 
Me: Good morning! Hope your Thursday is off to a grand start! 8:23 AM
Kris: Thanks! Hope u slept well…gonna need your strength for a good workout in a few days… 😉 9:15 AM
Kris: “I been locked up, stood up, beat up, kept down… ….tell me how long…..s’posed to keep a good man down….hoooow long s’posed to keep a good man down! …And i don’t mind stealing…. a last kiss before i die…..no, i don’t mind stealing a last kiss before i die.” “Last Kiss” by Joe Bonamassa 11:30 AM
Me: Hiya! I survived three meetings this morning. So glad to think of you now! And kissing. And more! 12:58 PM
Kris: Thanks! I needed that…timing perfect….little stressed today… won’t bore w. details….get out of work at 8:00.  ugh. if I workout after couldn’t chat till 10:30…..or tomorrow’s nutha day.You’re always so positive! I didn’t trust it was real at first. don’t know how u do that. I can get quite “grumpy”.  ANYHOW….right now I’ve just grabbed you, pulled u in for a big wet kiss…standing…clothed….pushing in against u….u can feel my hardness. Have a nice day Ms. Demure. 1:11 PM
Kris: noticed little wetness…just from end of last message…i’m male but not usually THAT quickly turned on. YOU do things to me….hope it’s a good “omen” of things to come (pun intended! 🙂 1:30 PM
Me: Mmmm…. wetness. That tingling. Means we are alive! So glad you feel it too. Puns are so fun! 1:34 PM
Kris: 🙂 1:35 PM
Kris: leaving work…skipping workout….making one stop……chat at 10? 8:35 PM
Me: Sure! 8:35 PM
Kris: k….. 🙂 8:36 PM
Me: Wish you could stop here… someday soon! 8:38 PM
Kris: i will…..for sure!….(assuming our “full test drive” on Sunday doesn’t “crash & burn”…..which I would b VERY surprised if it did….plus i remember some promises of future chances to “make adjustments” so no “#19 goes south beyond repair”….. right?) 9:10 PM
Kris: should b home by 10. talk sooon.. BIG SMILE! 9:11 PM
Kris: almost home. 10:15…. 🙂 10:02 PM

Kris: home.. firing up laptop. on in min. 🙂 10:21 PM
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·       Apr 24 10:27 PM Kris: Hi!…sorry i’m late. Highway was down to one lane for night paving.
·       Apr 24 10:28 PM Sassy: No worries.
·       Apr 24 10:28 PM Kris: how was your day?
·       Apr 24 10:29 PM Sassy: It rolled along. Too many meetings.You?
·       Apr 24 10:30 PM Kris: frustrating. was trying to help wife find work and flash drive I needed to use wasn’t working. then son called asking for favor…which took up a couple hours. not too great all around…but now i get to talk to YOU! 😀
·       Apr 24 10:33 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 24 10:34 PM Kris: so what’s on your mind these days?
·       Apr 24 10:35 PM Sassy: You.
·       Apr 24 10:35 PM Kris: ah shucks….i hope you’re not just saying that.
·       Apr 24 10:35 PM Sassy: I never do that…
·       Apr 24 10:36 PM Kris: good.  I just can’t get over how nice you are….really.
·       Apr 24 10:36 PM Kris: so whatcha thinkin?
·       Apr 24 10:36 PM Sassy: I have a spectacular meet planned for Sunday… you better believe I am milking every moment of anticipation outta that!
·       Apr 24 10:37 PM Kris: Wow!…..care to let me in on “the plans”?
·       Apr 24 10:37 PM Kris: or how you milk the anticipation?
·       Apr 24 10:39 PM Sassy: I run various scenarios through my mind… what it might be like – kissing, touching, laughing, talking, eating, rolling around…
·       Apr 24 10:40 PM Kris: well….you have one “fav” you’ve already given me….over the side of the bed! any others that you’re thinking of……in particular?
·       Apr 24 10:41 PM Sassy: no… still kinda vague. You?
·       Apr 24 10:42 PM Kris: no….but i think I’ll take another look at the website you sent me. to do a little “anticipating/planning” of my own. and will definitely let you know.
·       Apr 24 10:43 PM Kris: did you like that
·       Apr 24 10:43 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 24 10:44 PM Kris: sorry….hit send…did you like that “folding chair” position….or did you just point it out as “a possible choice of many on the menu”?
·       Apr 24 10:45 PM Sassy: I like it.  but there are many choices!
·       Apr 24 10:46 PM Sassy: I never knew before I saw that site.
·       Apr 24 10:46 PM Kris:  : ) ok….makin’ a list…checkin it twice…..gonna deliver it to Sassy….who’s BOTH naughty AND nice! 
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Sassy: Hee hee!
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Sassy: Santa gave up on me years ago.
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Kris: well. I’ve got the beard…..hope i can bring some “goodies”
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Sassy: I thought you looked like Santa in your photos… but not when I met you.
·       Apr 24 10:48 PM Kris: LOL. looking like Santa’s not too flattering….so you thought i looked better in person?
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: Santa is fine! Jolly!
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: Different in person for sure.
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Kris: Different how?
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: I was going to say you need new photos but I hope you don’t have to go back on there anytime soon.
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: Younger
·       Apr 24 10:50 PM Kris: how am i going to do that?….it sort of “is what it is”…..isn’t it?
·       Apr 24 10:50 PM Sassy: Do what?
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Kris: ok….we’re “disconnected” on what we’re talking about.
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Kris: you said i l seemed younger than in my photos…when you met me…
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Kris: i thought you were saying i should put on photos that made me LOOK younger…
·       Apr 24 10:52 PM Kris: how would i do that?
·       Apr 24 10:52 PM Sassy: Current photos, post weight loss
·       Apr 24 10:52 PM Sassy: But I hope you don’t look for a woman again for awhile!
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Kris: i’m not planning on it.  but just out of curiosity….those photos ARE current. do you think i look thinner in person?
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Sassy: Much
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Kris: hmmmmm…..interesting.
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Kris: oh well……hoping not to need if for some time. in fact, I was thinking about that today…when i was thinking of you.
·       Apr 24 10:54 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 24 10:56 PM Kris: I was thinking… I wanted to say that I’m not taking you for granted. but i have this strange combination of both being excited by you, but not “real nervous” about being stupid in things I say (which I do regularly), or “too much” (which I do too). or “not performing” (which might happen—don’t know). I feel at ease and comfortable with you. when i was “chasing” on AM  it was nerve-wracking. I feel like I can “relax” but in an exited way. hope that makes sense.
·       Apr 24 10:57 PM Sassy: Yes. I get that… the comfort mixed with the sexy
·       Apr 24 10:57 PM Kris: how is it for you?
·       Apr 24 10:58 PM Sassy: that way
·       Apr 24 10:59 PM Kris: I’m still thinking and chuckling about you thinking I seem younger in person than my photos. I think it’s probably how white my beard is. it just “looks old”but i don’t feel “old” and i don’t think i “act old” I feel much younger than I look…..even when I look at myself in the mirror. it’s weird…
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Kris: I look at myself and think… omg–who’s that old man? that can’t be me! LOL
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Sassy: I’ve felt that way ever since my hair came back in gray after chemo.
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Kris: like you look much older than you feel?
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Kris: does it bother you?
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Sassy: No. Especially not if you don’t hold it against me.
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Kris: does it feel like I have?
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Sassy: Nope
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Kris: right!
·       Apr 24 11:02 PM Sassy: You “look under the hood”
·       Apr 24 11:02 PM Sassy: see that sassy woman… the wild girl
·       Apr 24 11:03 PM Kris: that… and other parts of you that you might not identify directly as “sassy” or “sexy”. in case you haven’t figured that out about me yet.
·       Apr 24 11:03 PM Sassy: Still puzzling over that… but getting it more each time we talk
·       Apr 24 11:04 PM Kris: puzzling in what way?
·       Apr 24 11:04 PM Sassy: I see “regular me” as very… boring. Mundane.
·       Apr 24 11:04 PM Kris: how are you “getting it” as we talk….what little
·       Apr 24 11:05 PM Kris: what are you getting a little more as we talk….but that’s still puzzling?
·       Apr 24 11:06 PM Sassy: I get this one thread of a very serious, analytical, risk-averse man
·       Apr 24 11:07 PM Sassy: And another thread of a silly, romantic, spontaneous, sexy man
·       Apr 24 11:07 PM Sassy: trying to figure out the blend
·       Apr 24 11:08 PM Kris: very accurate description of me. but I don’t feel I need to “compartmentalize” the two threads too much. I can be both… maybe not at the same time but comfortable and “like” both.
·       Apr 24 11:09 PM Sassy: that sounds very healthy
·       Apr 24 11:09 PM Kris: serious and analytical side can “scare” some people a little….so i know i need to “tone it down”….but i am that way by temperament
·       Apr 24 11:09 PM Kris: curious about your statement about me being “risk aversive”…in what ways?
·       Apr 24 11:11 PM Sassy: you told me about the sharks, the STD worries etc.
·       Apr 24 11:12 PM Kris: right. STD still worries me. it’s the only thing about us going forward I’m at all “risk aversive” about. in terms of what you might want to be doing. or “who” LOL
·       Apr 24 11:13 PM Kris: you don’t need to respond to everything. i’m just “putting it out there” I’ll deal with it.
·       Apr 24 11:13 PM Kris: speaking of which…
·        Apr 24 11:13 PM Sassy: Nice to know where your head is…
·       Apr 24 11:13 PM Kris: why nice to know?
·       Apr 24 11:14 PM Sassy: every bit I know fills in another piece of the Kris puzzle
·       Apr 24 11:15 PM Kris: LOL…..
·       Apr 24 11:15 PM Kris: so today I was EXTREMELY “silly, and romantic and spontaneous” and wasted a lot of time being so.
·       Apr 24 11:16 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 24 11:16 PM Kris: yes….but now I’m thinking in too many directions. let me go back a little…and ask you a couple of “serious” questions…
·       Apr 24 11:18 PM Kris: ready?
·       Apr 24 11:19 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 11:20 PM Kris: ok. so my guess is asking you to be tested and giving you my test results is not your typical experience in the world of AM , or meets, or whatever. but didn’t you have some “concerns” that testing helps relieve/eliminate?
·       Apr 24 11:23 PM Kris: is this slow…or did u have to step away?
·       Apr 24 11:24 PM Sassy: I am thinking. It is very nice to know. And very nice to be on equal footing
·       Apr 24 11:25 PM Sassy: I have only talked about it, worried about it with one other man. The old flame, when I was new to “cheating”
·       Apr 24 11:26 PM Kris: why only with him?
·       Apr 24 11:26 PM Kris: want to come back to “cheating” but will wait for answer to previous question first
·       Apr 24 11:27 PM Sassy: If I think too much about it, I’d lock up and stay home. And not get what I need. So I put it aside.
·       Apr 24 11:29 PM Kris: that’s an honest answer….which makes you a bigger risk-taker than me when it comes to sex and when you give me answers like that it is part of the “other woman” who makes you even MORE HOT to me….which you have a hard time understanding about the “pieces of the puzzle that make up Kris”……but I’m telling you I want to fuck YOU……not to freak you out….but it’s just the way I’m wired…..what would it be like for “Ms. Demure” to get a good fucking?….she might like it as much as Sassy!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 24 11:33 PM Sassy: Trying to fathom that…
·       Apr 24 11:33 PM Kris: don’t have to answer….unless you’d like….or want to say something about “cheating”….
·       Apr 24 11:33 PM Kris: you were typing something…go ahead…sorry
·       Apr 24 11:34 PM Sassy: in theory I don’t cheat. Because H knows and approves and encourages.
·       Apr 24 11:34 PM Kris: right! but it’s more than that from your point of view
·       Apr 24 11:34 PM Sassy: But I am with married men, and it’s not where I ever thought I’d be… so it still feels like cheating
·       Apr 24 11:35 PM Kris: is it part of the excitement for you?
·       Apr 24 11:35 PM Sassy: no. don’t think so
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Kris: so why does it still feel like cheating…..because most married men have to hide it….and you’re always very aware of it?
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: The excitement is in getting to know someone, finding out what makes him happy, what he can offer me, being touched.
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: Yes. Cannot talk about it to most people.
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: SImple question like “How was your weekend?” when I get to work.
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: “Um… great! I met this new guy and we had a great time in a hotel” and… no
·       Apr 24 11:37 PM Kris: LOL…you should try that sometime….would cause quite a stir at the water cooler I would think…LOL!
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: You first
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: I was shocked today
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Kris: how so?
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: My students were talking about dating sites
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: and one of them mentioned Ashley Madison!
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Kris: you’re divulging “personal secrets”….”students”?
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Sassy: I have a bunch of student interns who work in my office
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Sassy: They keep me young.  : )
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Kris: how did you respond to the AM comment?
·       Apr 24 11:41 PM Sassy: I just nodded. He asked me what I thought the owner of that site tells his kids he does for a living or what his staff say at cocktail parties about their employment
·       Apr 24 11:41 PM Sassy: They talked about whether they could work for such a company
·       Apr 24 11:41 PM Kris: did they think they could?
·       Apr 24 11:42 PM Sassy: Depends on what it pays. Heh.
·       Apr 24 11:42 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 24 11:42 PM Sassy: They are like “I’d start my own, do it better”
·       Apr 24 11:43 PM Kris: are any of them married?
·       Apr 24 11:43 PM Sassy: Some of them are, but not the ones there today
·       Apr 24 11:45 PM Sassy: One said he appreciates AM for keeping the married folk off the other dating sites.
·       Apr 24 11:45 PM Kris: so they’re blowing smoke….let them try doing it…..after being married as long as I have….and not having sex with anyone but my wife for a long time. I’ve got bigger “kahunahs”……they don’t know what it actually takes…..to make a decision for the first time and actually DO it.
·       Apr 24 11:45 PM Sassy: Oh… you know how kids are. They know EVERYTHING.
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: I kid with families who have rebellious teenagers… i say this right in front of the teenagers…
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: when they’re acting all “know it all”…I’ll say….
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: you remind me of a bumper sticker i saw one time…
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: it said, “Hire a Teenager While They Still Know Everything!”
·       Apr 24 11:47 PM Sassy: Yeah… I’ve seen “Go ahead and do it all while you still know everything”
·       Apr 24 11:47 PM Sassy: I was in college when I started to realize the more I learned, the less I knew
·       Apr 24 11:47 PM Kris: Of course, you’re not dealing with teenagers….but young adults I assume..
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Kris: switch to something else…about Sunday…ready?
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Kris: this will make you laugh (I think)…
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Kris: I hope I know how to put on a condom
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Sassy: Google it. 
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Kris: you’re a riot… I’ll figure it out…
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Sassy: Well?
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Kris: well what?
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Sassy: The big trick is to leave space at the top for… fluid
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Sassy: then unroll is slowly so you don’t tear it
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Sassy: It may kill your erection
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Sassy: Don’t worry about it… usually comes back
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Kris: hope so!
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Sassy: have you ever used them before?
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Kris: only once in my whole life
·       Apr 24 11:51 PM Kris: the first time I had sex with my first wife….before we were married….the first time I had sex with anyone…..it was her….when she was 15 and I was 17…
·       Apr 24 11:52 PM Sassy: Wow…
·       Apr 24 11:52 PM Kris: after that…never with anyone else…including her…..which led to her getting pregnant…..and my almost charged with statutory rape when I was 18 and she was 16
·       Apr 24 11:52 PM Kris: why wow?
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: just thinking of your bar fuck uddies
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Kris: in terms of what….my “risk aversion”?
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: yeah
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: you are a lucky man
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Kris: i was a reckless, wild drunk. I know
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: not to have caught something from them
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Kris: when I got sober i was terrified….so I got tested
·       Apr 24 11:54 PM Kris: I was scared to death…and nothing was positive.
·       Apr 24 11:54 PM Kris: especially the “coke whore” who I used to tie off so she could “boot” (shoot up) cocaine. you’re right…i’m lucky.
·       Apr 24 11:55 PM Kris: speaking of the “wild side”….want to hear a little about my”silly, romatic, waste of time?
·       Apr 24 11:56 PM Sassy: okay
·       Apr 24 11:56 PM Kris: are you getting tired…it’s getting late….
·       Apr 24 11:57 PM Sassy: Just a little but I want to hear more
·       Apr 24 11:58 PM Kris: ok….a little more….but know you need your sleep….i can sleep in…but here’s the silly stuff I was doing
·       Apr 24 11:58 PM Kris: I was “practicing my sidewalk fantasy” in my living room today.
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: listening to some music I really like (Bonamassa) REALLY LOUD….
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: imagining you sitting someplace in public watching the crazy old man putting on his crazy show…
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: I was dancing and singing along with the music..
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: it was REALLY loud….
·       Apr 25 12:00 AM Kris: I was imagining how you’d be reacting…how I’d approach you…fantasizing. I was doing it for quite a while.
·       Apr 25 12:00 AM Kris: as I was doing it my wife suddenly walked in the house. she had been out.
·       Apr 25 12:01 AM Kris: she just looked at me and shook her head with a faint smile…she’s getting used to her husband having lost his mind. it doesn’t surprise her and she doesn’t react to it anymore.
·       Apr 25 12:01 AM Kris: so I kept going. I invited her to join me dancing.
·       Apr 25 12:02 AM Kris: she went along a little….but then said she didn’t feel good (which she really doesn’t)….so wouldn’t continue..
·       Apr 25 12:02 AM Kris: but I was still imagining doing it with you… how you would react. just being silly….
·       Apr 25 12:02 AM Kris: I thought of making a big sign and putting it on my bike…like a crazy homeless person…that said…
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Kris: Lonely, old and crazy…..Will work, dance or sing for love…..donations of all sizes and shapes welcome. God bless you.
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Kris: Don’t worry….I won’t go that far….
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Kris: that’s it!
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Sassy: You are something!
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Sassy: Why did you want the big huge bike?
·       Apr 25 12:06 AM Kris: I’ve always wanted a Harley. figured might as well go the “whole nine yards” part of my most recent “mid life crisis”….on my bucket list…..now YOU’RE waxing “analytical”….what are you thinking might be the reason?
·       Apr 25 12:08 AM Sassy: I didn’t know. Most of the other bikers I have talked with are speed demons.  Little yahamas. Not cruisers
·       Apr 25 12:09 AM Kris:  ok….I’ll give you a little “biker culture” education…..but don’t want to keep you up too late….want this “biker eduation”?
·       Apr 25 12:10 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Kris: ok….there’s a whole “culture/mystique” around owning a Harley-Davidson that has some political/historical/cultural roots…..in American culture.
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Kris: it goes back to being “American made”—-as opposed to “rice burners” (i.e., Japanese made)….
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Kris: you know about that?
·       Apr 25 12:12 AM Sassy: Heard the term
·       Apr 25 12:12 AM Kris: ok…it goes back to after World War 2.
·       Apr 25 12:12 AM Kris: veterans who had fought in World War 2 still thought of the Japanese as “the enemy”
·       Apr 25 12:13 AM Kris: and they were offended and against supporting them economically by buying anything they made.
·       Apr 25 12:13 AM Kris: so they would only buy American motorcycles…
·       Apr 25 12:13 AM Kris: there aren’t many manufacturers of them in America.
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Kris: during WW2 there was a unit of jet fighters in the Air Force called “Hells Angels”
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Kris: you can probably make the connection between that and the modern gang.
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Sassy: Yes. Good guys, mostly
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Kris: but originally they weren’t “bad boy criminal gangsters”
·       Apr 25 12:15 AM Kris: like they’ve become…but “bad boys” …and wild men who were “real” men… and patriotic Americans who would only ride Harleys “back in the day”
·       Apr 25 12:16 AM Kris: today they’re more like “high priced status symbols” I paid $33,000 for my fuckin’ bike. that’s a little ridiculous for a motorcycle.
·       Apr 25 12:16 AM Kris: even my son said,”Dad,, you could get the same machine for half the money if you bought a Japanese bike.”
·       Apr 25 12:17 AM Kris: but when he rode it home the other day…he had to admit the sound of it and the way it looks and just everything about it is cool….but he still said, “You’re going to kill yourself on it!”
·       Apr 25 12:18 AM Kris: He started lecturing me about telling my wife….before she gets a phone call that I died on a bike she didn’t even know about
·       Apr 25 12:18 AM Sassy: Yeah… the whole “800 pounds, can’t right it yourself” thing is wacky
·       Apr 25 12:18 AM Sassy: That would be bad.  Please do not die!
·       Apr 25 12:19 AM Kris: I’m going to do everything in my power to have it NOT happen…. and have you just “sit on the back seat and listen to music” (at first).
·       Apr 25 12:19 AM Kris: back to Sunday…then i should let you go
·       Apr 25 12:20 AM Kris: besides condoms (and needing you to help me put them on right)….lol
·       Apr 25 12:21 AM Sassy: thank you for not whining about them.
·       Apr 25 12:21 AM Kris: whining about what?
·       Apr 25 12:21 AM Sassy: condoms
·       Apr 25 12:22 AM Kris: why would I? It’s for my protection too….plus if you didn’t ask me to wear them….I’d be thinking….if/when she hooks up with other guys….if she’s still with me, I’m at greater risk…..so why wouldn’t I want to use them….for both of us?
·       Apr 25 12:22 AM Sassy: Most men whine. It’s idiotic
·       Apr 25 12:23 AM Kris: no….I’ll trade the loss of a little sensation when I’m inside you for safety in a heartbeat!
·       Apr 25 12:23 AM Sassy: So what about Sunday?
·       Apr 25 12:23 AM Kris: as it is…..you giving me BJs without one is risky for you, but feels SO good to me.
·       Apr 25 12:24 AM Kris: about Sunday….think of food you’d like me to buy and i will.
·       Apr 25 12:24 AM Sassy: I’ve been thinking…Hard to say.  Thank you for bringing
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Kris: what?
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Sassy: Will try to keep it simple
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Sassy: So far I have… water.  : )
·       Apr 25 12:26 AM Kris: omg….you must be tired…..let me know later…
·       Apr 25 12:26 AM Sassy: I usually try to think of some fun protein, like shrimp cocktail, if you like that
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: and some chocolate
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Kris: sure!….love it….with cocktail sauce?
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Kris: ok…..what kind of chocolate?
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: easy to eat without utensils
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: the shrimp, not the chocolate.  : ) 
·       Apr 25 12:28 AM Kris: like those rings of shrimp with the sauce in a container in the middle?
·       Apr 25 12:28 AM Sassy: that can work, if they aren’t too hard frozen
·       Apr 25 12:29 AM Sassy: Try not too eat much, don’t want to get all sleepy
·       Apr 25 12:29 AM Kris: ok. what’s the best kind of shrimp?
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: there are three sizes. I usually get the middle one
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: Little ones are silly, big ones get tough
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: I feel like Goldilocks
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: and the middle ones are just right!
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Kris: Ok. I’ll get the middle ones. LOL
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Kris: i was thinking if we wanted to meet a little before the room was available… there’s a 99 in Salem
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Sassy: So… water… shrimp…
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Sassy: Ha! That would be fun.
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Kris: and chocolate…..what kind of chocolate….
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Sassy: thinking…what do you like?
·       Apr 25 12:33 AM Kris: chocolates with caramel in the centers…..but different kinds….milk choc not dark….but can get a variety…..do you like chocolates like assorted in a box….or one specific kind?
·       Apr 25 12:34 AM Sassy: I was thinking something easy like Score or Heath bars
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: ok. sounds good
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Sassy: or those little bags of individually wrapped ones… lindt or whatever
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: lindts are good
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Sassy: truffles or the little squares
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: little squares?
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Sassy: where you just get a bite…
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:36 AM Kris: listen….I LOVE chatting with you….and don’t have to get up early….but I think I should “send you to bed”….what do you think (wish I could curl up in there with you).
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Sassy: milk choc. not dark
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Sassy: caramel good. Nuts that aren’t peanuts are good
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Sassy: almonds, hazelnuts. toffee
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: you’re on a roll!
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Sassy: I was looking at the walgreens site
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Kris: oh….good idea
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Sassy: I have to go there to get Mom’s medicines and they have a HUGE assortment for cheap
·       Apr 25 12:41 AM Kris:  I want to pay for them…..if you want to pick them up I could just reimburse you. I know you think that feels a little “weird” but, Hey! every little bit helps…right? So wanna pick them up and I’ll reimburse you?
·       Apr 25 12:42 AM Kris: or I’ll find a Walgreens near me…and just get them….either way….
·       Apr 25 12:43 AM Sassy: thinking of my weekend…
·       Apr 25 12:43 AM Kris: did you miss my effort to “send you to bed”?…..don’t want to wear you out…..it’s now coming up to 1
·       Apr 25 12:43 AM Sassy: If you can pick them up, that would be great.
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Kris: ok…I’ll pick them up…..
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Sassy: Not much, just one or two you like.
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Sassy: Don’t want to throw off your diet!
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Kris: don’t worry about that. I know how to work it off at the gym if i have to. I want us to just enjoy our time together…including eating.
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Sassy: But have a little excuse to indulge.  : )
·       Apr 25 12:45 AM Kris: Exactly! indulging is what it’s all about….isn’t it?
·       Apr 25 12:45 AM Kris: in more ways than one…
·       Apr 25 12:45 AM Sassy: Oh yes
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: I was looking at a tumblr dedicated to doggy style
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: so hot
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: thinking of your hands on my hips
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Kris: you like doggy style?
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: it has its advantages
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Sassy: I hate not being able to see… may have to position into a mirror
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Kris: my limited experience is that I wonder how it really feels to the woman, but as you said….everyone is different….
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Sassy: but can focus on the deep penetration
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Sassy: It feels awesome. deep thrusts… ass slapping on your hips
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Sassy: being pulled on and pushed off
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Sassy: bucking back against you
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Kris: we can use a mirror. in fact. I’ll bring one that’s tall and narrow and can stand on floor so you can see better.
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Kris: like it fast and hard?
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Sassy: quick in… slow out
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Kris: quick in….slow out?
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: hotel usually has one that might work
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: shove in… slide out
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Kris: shove in hard….slide out slow?
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: yes.  Oh yes.
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: mmmf.  Twinging over here!
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Sassy: and you can see yourself
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Kris: I’ve never used that technique….so you telling me that…..that specifically helps.
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Kris: see my cock?
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 25 12:51 AM Sassy: can be a big turn on?
·       Apr 25 12:51 AM Kris: i have experience that and it is exciting….but it was a long time ago. earlier on in my marriage – I’d do my wife that way….at the bathroom sink in front of mirrors…blah, blah, blah….look at my cock going in and out…adds to “hotness”……..(hope you don’t mind a few references to sex with wife….been most of my experience)….
·       Apr 25 12:52 AM Sassy: no problem at all.  good to know how to be different.
·       Apr 25 12:52 AM Sassy: Do you know who Stoya is?
·       Apr 25 12:52 AM Kris: no
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: She is a famous porn star
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: a tiny brunette sprite
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Kris: sprite?
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: waif
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: there’s a famous clip of her being pounded into a bathroom sink
·       Apr 25 12:54 AM Sassy: she has a very expressive face
·       Apr 25 12:55 AM Kris: I guess I’ll give up trying to help you go to bed…..if you have a minute curious about something else…..
·       Apr 25 12:55 AM Sassy: thanks but on a roll.  : )
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Kris: ok…what about anal?
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Sassy: what about it?
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Kris: do you like it?
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Sassy: I don’t know. I did it once a long time ago with a guy who didn’t know what he was doing and tore me up
·       Apr 25 12:57 AM Sassy: I hope to try again sometime with someone gentle
·       Apr 25 12:58 AM Kris: that would be one thing I would have a really hard time understanding how a woman would get pleasure out of….but again, I’m more than happy to learn with a kind and sexy woman who i can experiment with.
·       Apr 25 12:58 AM Sassy: It falls into “if it would make him happy” category for me right now
·       Apr 25 12:59 AM Sassy: but who knows? MIght adore it
·       Apr 25 12:59 AM Sassy: I have had a man put a finger in both slots… felt good
·       Apr 25 1:00 AM Kris: : )  You’re so nice. I hate to keep using that word…..it seems a little lame to me but you just are accommodating…..wanting to please…..besides being pleased……
·       Apr 25 1:00 AM Kris: Can i tell you a short story about anal and my wife?
·       Apr 25 1:00 AM Sassy: sure.  does this involve the word shit?
·       Apr 25 1:01 AM Kris: no…does that word bother you?
·       Apr 25 1:03 AM Kris: still there?
·       Apr 25 1:03 AM Sassy: Nope. Just wondered
·       Apr 25 1:03 AM Kris: no…it doesn’t….but why did you ask?
·       Apr 25 1:04 AM Sassy: Something someone else told me once.  Never mind… go on?
·       Apr 25 1:04 AM Kris: ok…LOL.  so anyhow…
·       Apr 25 1:05 AM Kris: it was the last time I was separated from my wife….she did what she usually did…..called the cops to make sure there would be “no mistake” that I was going…right then!
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: They don’t fuck around….it’s: “grab a couple of things and you’re leaving now”…..she can arrange to have your stuff delivered later…
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: so we were separated for about 6 months…
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: I stopped drinking…I went to AA meetings every day…
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: I went to individual counseling….
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: she refused to talk to me for about one month
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: she found out what I was doing…but didn’t trust it was real
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: then she started to let me call her on the phone…just for brief periods of time…
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: after 6 months she believed i was serious about staying sober.
·       Apr 25 1:08 AM Kris: she started hinting that maybe she’d let me back in her life…but that I was out of chances.
·       Apr 25 1:08 AM Kris: a friend of mine had a house he wasn’t using, in the same town she was living in….
·       Apr 25 1:08 AM Kris: so i had this whole house to myself.
·       Apr 25 1:09 AM Kris: one day out of nowhere she called me up and said, “I’m not ready to have you come home yet…but I’ve been feeling really horny lately so how about I come over there and we have sex?”
·       Apr 25 1:09 AM Kris: guess what I said (remember i’m a male)….
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: i was shocked….but said Sure….
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: then she blew my mind and said….
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: I’ve been reading some stuff and was wondering if you ever thought of having anal sex with me?
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: stupidly…i said, “not really. I don’t think I’d be interested in that.”
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: so we didn’t….
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: you’d be the first…if I did it.
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: your turn
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Sassy: wait… first… ever?
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: see….this story has a “happy ending” for you…LOL
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Sassy: wow
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Kris: at least i hope you’d take it that way
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Sassy: I need a lot of trust
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Kris: because?
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Sassy: because I was hurt so badly the last time
·       Apr 25 1:13 AM Kris: oh no….i would be as gentle as a lamb. lots of lubrication…very slowly….stop if it hurts at all…..no pain at all.
·       Apr 25 1:13 AM Sassy: I get that… just need some time to trust that
·       Apr 25 1:14 AM Kris: no problem…it’s not on the top of my list…just one more little thing about what interests me about it…and something I might like to try it in combination with…when I’ve done 69… especially when on the bottom….i have a great view of the anus. and when a woman comes….it turns me on to see her anus contracting… so I was thinking…..
·       Apr 25 1:15 AM Sassy: never heard that before
·       Apr 25 1:16 AM Kris: never heard what?
·       Apr 25 1:16 AM Sassy: anal contractions or them being a turn on
·       Apr 25 1:16 AM Kris: it’s in the DSM-IV….the anal sphincter contracts during orgasms….in both men and women…..
·       Apr 25 1:17 AM Sassy: I remember you saying that
·       Apr 25 1:19 AM Kris: the fact of the orgasm itself was the real turn on….but seeing the anus contracting was fun….so i was thinking….
·       Apr 25 1:21 AM Kris: if my cock were in there, it might feel good to feel a woman having an orgasm while my cock was in there. and if she got herself off at the same time – played with herself to orgasm…I could picture just being in there – not even thrusting…let her work on herself…..cum…and I could feel it. That’s my little “anal fantasy”….anal and you masturbating at the same time. but it’s not “on the top of my list”….what REALLY turns you on now…”basics” is what I want us to focus on Sunday…..edge of the bed….doggy styles….some other things we “put on the menu” LOL
·       Apr 25 1:23 AM Sassy: I wonder if that would be a good time for a toy… use it on me… you’d probably feel the vibrations as well. It could produce the orgasm
·       Apr 25 1:24 AM Kris: i was thinking that too! just haven’t thought through positions to be “doable”……have any suggestions/ideas?
·       Apr 25 1:24 AM Sassy: might work with us on our sides, you behind me
·       Apr 25 1:25 AM Sassy: or reverse cowgirl
·       Apr 25 1:25 AM Kris: explain
·       Apr 25 1:25 AM Sassy: me riding you, facing away or doggy
·       Apr 25 1:26 AM Kris: but if I’m going to use the toy….I’d have to be able to reach around somehow…..
·       Apr 25 1:26 AM Sassy: that’s where side by side could work
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: browse the positions web site.  : )
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Kris: this is making me laugh a little….but it’s fun…..to think about. think I’ll find something on it there?
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: Yeah… I was starting to giggle too
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: I think there was a whole section
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: but I could be making that up
·       Apr 25 1:28 AM Kris: LOL. omg… i’m going to start getting silly……do you know what time it is?
·       Apr 25 1:29 AM Sassy: Oops…
·       Apr 25 1:29 AM Kris: don’t mean to be your “father” (and NO…I’m not old enough to be!). even though i look like Santa
·       Apr 25 1:29 AM Sassy: I’ll go. I think I’ve done enough damage for one night.  : )
·       Apr 25 1:30 AM Kris: damage?……….not at all!
·       Apr 25 1:31 AM Kris: you know it’s time to go when the “get rich by selling real estate” info-mercials are on tv….lol
·       Apr 25 1:31 AM Sassy: Ha. I wouldn’t know.
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Kris: that’s right….you’re too busy being “chatty Sassy” with your online chat buddies….you ready to say goodnight…..Sassy?
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Sassy: Good night Sassy.  : )
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Sassy: And good night Kris…
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Kris: LOL………..SWEET DREAM S!
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Kris: Nite!
·       Apr 25 1:33 AM Sassy: Mwah!
·       Apr 25 1:33 AM Kris: Mwah!………….THE END!
by

Water, shrimp and chocolate

Thursday, April 24, 2014 
Me: Good morning! Hope your Thursday is off to a grand start! 8:23 AM
Kris: Thanks! Hope u slept well…gonna need your strength for a good workout in a few days… 😉 9:15 AM
Kris: “I been locked up, stood up, beat up, kept down… ….tell me how long…..s’posed to keep a good man down….hoooow long s’posed to keep a good man down! …And i don’t mind stealing…. a last kiss before i die…..no, i don’t mind stealing a last kiss before i die.” “Last Kiss” by Joe Bonamassa 11:30 AM
Me: Hiya! I survived three meetings this morning. So glad to think of you now! And kissing. And more! 12:58 PM
Kris: Thanks! I needed that…timing perfect….little stressed today… won’t bore w. details….get out of work at 8:00.  ugh. if I workout after couldn’t chat till 10:30…..or tomorrow’s nutha day.You’re always so positive! I didn’t trust it was real at first. don’t know how u do that. I can get quite “grumpy”.  ANYHOW….right now I’ve just grabbed you, pulled u in for a big wet kiss…standing…clothed….pushing in against u….u can feel my hardness. Have a nice day Ms. Demure. 1:11 PM
Kris: noticed little wetness…just from end of last message…i’m male but not usually THAT quickly turned on. YOU do things to me….hope it’s a good “omen” of things to come (pun intended! 🙂 1:30 PM
Me: Mmmm…. wetness. That tingling. Means we are alive! So glad you feel it too. Puns are so fun! 1:34 PM
Kris: 🙂 1:35 PM
Kris: leaving work…skipping workout….making one stop……chat at 10? 8:35 PM
Me: Sure! 8:35 PM
Kris: k….. 🙂 8:36 PM
Me: Wish you could stop here… someday soon! 8:38 PM
Kris: i will…..for sure!….(assuming our “full test drive” on Sunday doesn’t “crash & burn”…..which I would b VERY surprised if it did….plus i remember some promises of future chances to “make adjustments” so no “#19 goes south beyond repair”….. right?) 9:10 PM
Kris: should b home by 10. talk sooon.. BIG SMILE! 9:11 PM
Kris: almost home. 10:15…. 🙂 10:02 PM

Kris: home.. firing up laptop. on in min. 🙂 10:21 PM
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·       Apr 24 10:27 PM Kris: Hi!…sorry i’m late. Highway was down to one lane for night paving.
·       Apr 24 10:28 PM Sassy: No worries.
·       Apr 24 10:28 PM Kris: how was your day?
·       Apr 24 10:29 PM Sassy: It rolled along. Too many meetings.You?
·       Apr 24 10:30 PM Kris: frustrating. was trying to help wife find work and flash drive I needed to use wasn’t working. then son called asking for favor…which took up a couple hours. not too great all around…but now i get to talk to YOU! 😀
·       Apr 24 10:33 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 24 10:34 PM Kris: so what’s on your mind these days?
·       Apr 24 10:35 PM Sassy: You.
·       Apr 24 10:35 PM Kris: ah shucks….i hope you’re not just saying that.
·       Apr 24 10:35 PM Sassy: I never do that…
·       Apr 24 10:36 PM Kris: good.  I just can’t get over how nice you are….really.
·       Apr 24 10:36 PM Kris: so whatcha thinkin?
·       Apr 24 10:36 PM Sassy: I have a spectacular meet planned for Sunday… you better believe I am milking every moment of anticipation outta that!
·       Apr 24 10:37 PM Kris: Wow!…..care to let me in on “the plans”?
·       Apr 24 10:37 PM Kris: or how you milk the anticipation?
·       Apr 24 10:39 PM Sassy: I run various scenarios through my mind… what it might be like – kissing, touching, laughing, talking, eating, rolling around…
·       Apr 24 10:40 PM Kris: well….you have one “fav” you’ve already given me….over the side of the bed! any others that you’re thinking of……in particular?
·       Apr 24 10:41 PM Sassy: no… still kinda vague. You?
·       Apr 24 10:42 PM Kris: no….but i think I’ll take another look at the website you sent me. to do a little “anticipating/planning” of my own. and will definitely let you know.
·       Apr 24 10:43 PM Kris: did you like that
·       Apr 24 10:43 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 24 10:44 PM Kris: sorry….hit send…did you like that “folding chair” position….or did you just point it out as “a possible choice of many on the menu”?
·       Apr 24 10:45 PM Sassy: I like it.  but there are many choices!
·       Apr 24 10:46 PM Sassy: I never knew before I saw that site.
·       Apr 24 10:46 PM Kris:  : ) ok….makin’ a list…checkin it twice…..gonna deliver it to Sassy….who’s BOTH naughty AND nice! 
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Sassy: Hee hee!
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Sassy: Santa gave up on me years ago.
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Kris: well. I’ve got the beard…..hope i can bring some “goodies”
·       Apr 24 10:47 PM Sassy: I thought you looked like Santa in your photos… but not when I met you.
·       Apr 24 10:48 PM Kris: LOL. looking like Santa’s not too flattering….so you thought i looked better in person?
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: Santa is fine! Jolly!
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: Different in person for sure.
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Kris: Different how?
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: I was going to say you need new photos but I hope you don’t have to go back on there anytime soon.
·       Apr 24 10:49 PM Sassy: Younger
·       Apr 24 10:50 PM Kris: how am i going to do that?….it sort of “is what it is”…..isn’t it?
·       Apr 24 10:50 PM Sassy: Do what?
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Kris: ok….we’re “disconnected” on what we’re talking about.
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Kris: you said i l seemed younger than in my photos…when you met me…
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 10:51 PM Kris: i thought you were saying i should put on photos that made me LOOK younger…
·       Apr 24 10:52 PM Kris: how would i do that?
·       Apr 24 10:52 PM Sassy: Current photos, post weight loss
·       Apr 24 10:52 PM Sassy: But I hope you don’t look for a woman again for awhile!
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Kris: i’m not planning on it.  but just out of curiosity….those photos ARE current. do you think i look thinner in person?
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Sassy: Much
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Kris: hmmmmm…..interesting.
·       Apr 24 10:53 PM Kris: oh well……hoping not to need if for some time. in fact, I was thinking about that today…when i was thinking of you.
·       Apr 24 10:54 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 24 10:56 PM Kris: I was thinking… I wanted to say that I’m not taking you for granted. but i have this strange combination of both being excited by you, but not “real nervous” about being stupid in things I say (which I do regularly), or “too much” (which I do too). or “not performing” (which might happen—don’t know). I feel at ease and comfortable with you. when i was “chasing” on AM  it was nerve-wracking. I feel like I can “relax” but in an exited way. hope that makes sense.
·       Apr 24 10:57 PM Sassy: Yes. I get that… the comfort mixed with the sexy
·       Apr 24 10:57 PM Kris: how is it for you?
·       Apr 24 10:58 PM Sassy: that way
·       Apr 24 10:59 PM Kris: I’m still thinking and chuckling about you thinking I seem younger in person than my photos. I think it’s probably how white my beard is. it just “looks old”but i don’t feel “old” and i don’t think i “act old” I feel much younger than I look…..even when I look at myself in the mirror. it’s weird…
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Kris: I look at myself and think… omg–who’s that old man? that can’t be me! LOL
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Sassy: I’ve felt that way ever since my hair came back in gray after chemo.
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Kris: like you look much older than you feel?
·       Apr 24 11:00 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Kris: does it bother you?
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Sassy: No. Especially not if you don’t hold it against me.
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Kris: does it feel like I have?
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Sassy: Nope
·       Apr 24 11:01 PM Kris: right!
·       Apr 24 11:02 PM Sassy: You “look under the hood”
·       Apr 24 11:02 PM Sassy: see that sassy woman… the wild girl
·       Apr 24 11:03 PM Kris: that… and other parts of you that you might not identify directly as “sassy” or “sexy”. in case you haven’t figured that out about me yet.
·       Apr 24 11:03 PM Sassy: Still puzzling over that… but getting it more each time we talk
·       Apr 24 11:04 PM Kris: puzzling in what way?
·       Apr 24 11:04 PM Sassy: I see “regular me” as very… boring. Mundane.
·       Apr 24 11:04 PM Kris: how are you “getting it” as we talk….what little
·       Apr 24 11:05 PM Kris: what are you getting a little more as we talk….but that’s still puzzling?
·       Apr 24 11:06 PM Sassy: I get this one thread of a very serious, analytical, risk-averse man
·       Apr 24 11:07 PM Sassy: And another thread of a silly, romantic, spontaneous, sexy man
·       Apr 24 11:07 PM Sassy: trying to figure out the blend
·       Apr 24 11:08 PM Kris: very accurate description of me. but I don’t feel I need to “compartmentalize” the two threads too much. I can be both… maybe not at the same time but comfortable and “like” both.
·       Apr 24 11:09 PM Sassy: that sounds very healthy
·       Apr 24 11:09 PM Kris: serious and analytical side can “scare” some people a little….so i know i need to “tone it down”….but i am that way by temperament
·       Apr 24 11:09 PM Kris: curious about your statement about me being “risk aversive”…in what ways?
·       Apr 24 11:11 PM Sassy: you told me about the sharks, the STD worries etc.
·       Apr 24 11:12 PM Kris: right. STD still worries me. it’s the only thing about us going forward I’m at all “risk aversive” about. in terms of what you might want to be doing. or “who” LOL
·       Apr 24 11:13 PM Kris: you don’t need to respond to everything. i’m just “putting it out there” I’ll deal with it.
·       Apr 24 11:13 PM Kris: speaking of which…
·        Apr 24 11:13 PM Sassy: Nice to know where your head is…
·       Apr 24 11:13 PM Kris: why nice to know?
·       Apr 24 11:14 PM Sassy: every bit I know fills in another piece of the Kris puzzle
·       Apr 24 11:15 PM Kris: LOL…..
·       Apr 24 11:15 PM Kris: so today I was EXTREMELY “silly, and romantic and spontaneous” and wasted a lot of time being so.
·       Apr 24 11:16 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 24 11:16 PM Kris: yes….but now I’m thinking in too many directions. let me go back a little…and ask you a couple of “serious” questions…
·       Apr 24 11:18 PM Kris: ready?
·       Apr 24 11:19 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 11:20 PM Kris: ok. so my guess is asking you to be tested and giving you my test results is not your typical experience in the world of AM , or meets, or whatever. but didn’t you have some “concerns” that testing helps relieve/eliminate?
·       Apr 24 11:23 PM Kris: is this slow…or did u have to step away?
·       Apr 24 11:24 PM Sassy: I am thinking. It is very nice to know. And very nice to be on equal footing
·       Apr 24 11:25 PM Sassy: I have only talked about it, worried about it with one other man. The old flame, when I was new to “cheating”
·       Apr 24 11:26 PM Kris: why only with him?
·       Apr 24 11:26 PM Kris: want to come back to “cheating” but will wait for answer to previous question first
·       Apr 24 11:27 PM Sassy: If I think too much about it, I’d lock up and stay home. And not get what I need. So I put it aside.
·       Apr 24 11:29 PM Kris: that’s an honest answer….which makes you a bigger risk-taker than me when it comes to sex and when you give me answers like that it is part of the “other woman” who makes you even MORE HOT to me….which you have a hard time understanding about the “pieces of the puzzle that make up Kris”……but I’m telling you I want to fuck YOU……not to freak you out….but it’s just the way I’m wired…..what would it be like for “Ms. Demure” to get a good fucking?….she might like it as much as Sassy!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 24 11:33 PM Sassy: Trying to fathom that…
·       Apr 24 11:33 PM Kris: don’t have to answer….unless you’d like….or want to say something about “cheating”….
·       Apr 24 11:33 PM Kris: you were typing something…go ahead…sorry
·       Apr 24 11:34 PM Sassy: in theory I don’t cheat. Because H knows and approves and encourages.
·       Apr 24 11:34 PM Kris: right! but it’s more than that from your point of view
·       Apr 24 11:34 PM Sassy: But I am with married men, and it’s not where I ever thought I’d be… so it still feels like cheating
·       Apr 24 11:35 PM Kris: is it part of the excitement for you?
·       Apr 24 11:35 PM Sassy: no. don’t think so
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Kris: so why does it still feel like cheating…..because most married men have to hide it….and you’re always very aware of it?
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: The excitement is in getting to know someone, finding out what makes him happy, what he can offer me, being touched.
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: Yes. Cannot talk about it to most people.
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: SImple question like “How was your weekend?” when I get to work.
·       Apr 24 11:36 PM Sassy: “Um… great! I met this new guy and we had a great time in a hotel” and… no
·       Apr 24 11:37 PM Kris: LOL…you should try that sometime….would cause quite a stir at the water cooler I would think…LOL!
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: You first
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: I was shocked today
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Kris: how so?
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: My students were talking about dating sites
·       Apr 24 11:38 PM Sassy: and one of them mentioned Ashley Madison!
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Kris: you’re divulging “personal secrets”….”students”?
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Sassy: I have a bunch of student interns who work in my office
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Sassy: They keep me young.  : )
·       Apr 24 11:39 PM Kris: how did you respond to the AM comment?
·       Apr 24 11:41 PM Sassy: I just nodded. He asked me what I thought the owner of that site tells his kids he does for a living or what his staff say at cocktail parties about their employment
·       Apr 24 11:41 PM Sassy: They talked about whether they could work for such a company
·       Apr 24 11:41 PM Kris: did they think they could?
·       Apr 24 11:42 PM Sassy: Depends on what it pays. Heh.
·       Apr 24 11:42 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 24 11:42 PM Sassy: They are like “I’d start my own, do it better”
·       Apr 24 11:43 PM Kris: are any of them married?
·       Apr 24 11:43 PM Sassy: Some of them are, but not the ones there today
·       Apr 24 11:45 PM Sassy: One said he appreciates AM for keeping the married folk off the other dating sites.
·       Apr 24 11:45 PM Kris: so they’re blowing smoke….let them try doing it…..after being married as long as I have….and not having sex with anyone but my wife for a long time. I’ve got bigger “kahunahs”……they don’t know what it actually takes…..to make a decision for the first time and actually DO it.
·       Apr 24 11:45 PM Sassy: Oh… you know how kids are. They know EVERYTHING.
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: I kid with families who have rebellious teenagers… i say this right in front of the teenagers…
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: when they’re acting all “know it all”…I’ll say….
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: you remind me of a bumper sticker i saw one time…
·       Apr 24 11:46 PM Kris: it said, “Hire a Teenager While They Still Know Everything!”
·       Apr 24 11:47 PM Sassy: Yeah… I’ve seen “Go ahead and do it all while you still know everything”
·       Apr 24 11:47 PM Sassy: I was in college when I started to realize the more I learned, the less I knew
·       Apr 24 11:47 PM Kris: Of course, you’re not dealing with teenagers….but young adults I assume..
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Kris: switch to something else…about Sunday…ready?
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Kris: this will make you laugh (I think)…
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Kris: I hope I know how to put on a condom
·       Apr 24 11:48 PM Sassy: Google it. 
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Kris: you’re a riot… I’ll figure it out…
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Sassy: Well?
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Kris: well what?
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Sassy: The big trick is to leave space at the top for… fluid
·       Apr 24 11:49 PM Sassy: then unroll is slowly so you don’t tear it
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Sassy: It may kill your erection
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Sassy: Don’t worry about it… usually comes back
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Kris: hope so!
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Sassy: have you ever used them before?
·       Apr 24 11:50 PM Kris: only once in my whole life
·       Apr 24 11:51 PM Kris: the first time I had sex with my first wife….before we were married….the first time I had sex with anyone…..it was her….when she was 15 and I was 17…
·       Apr 24 11:52 PM Sassy: Wow…
·       Apr 24 11:52 PM Kris: after that…never with anyone else…including her…..which led to her getting pregnant…..and my almost charged with statutory rape when I was 18 and she was 16
·       Apr 24 11:52 PM Kris: why wow?
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: just thinking of your bar fuck uddies
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Kris: in terms of what….my “risk aversion”?
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: yeah
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: you are a lucky man
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Kris: i was a reckless, wild drunk. I know
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Sassy: not to have caught something from them
·       Apr 24 11:53 PM Kris: when I got sober i was terrified….so I got tested
·       Apr 24 11:54 PM Kris: I was scared to death…and nothing was positive.
·       Apr 24 11:54 PM Kris: especially the “coke whore” who I used to tie off so she could “boot” (shoot up) cocaine. you’re right…i’m lucky.
·       Apr 24 11:55 PM Kris: speaking of the “wild side”….want to hear a little about my”silly, romatic, waste of time?
·       Apr 24 11:56 PM Sassy: okay
·       Apr 24 11:56 PM Kris: are you getting tired…it’s getting late….
·       Apr 24 11:57 PM Sassy: Just a little but I want to hear more
·       Apr 24 11:58 PM Kris: ok….a little more….but know you need your sleep….i can sleep in…but here’s the silly stuff I was doing
·       Apr 24 11:58 PM Kris: I was “practicing my sidewalk fantasy” in my living room today.
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: listening to some music I really like (Bonamassa) REALLY LOUD….
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: imagining you sitting someplace in public watching the crazy old man putting on his crazy show…
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: I was dancing and singing along with the music..
·       Apr 24 11:59 PM Kris: it was REALLY loud….
·       Apr 25 12:00 AM Kris: I was imagining how you’d be reacting…how I’d approach you…fantasizing. I was doing it for quite a while.
·       Apr 25 12:00 AM Kris: as I was doing it my wife suddenly walked in the house. she had been out.
·       Apr 25 12:01 AM Kris: she just looked at me and shook her head with a faint smile…she’s getting used to her husband having lost his mind. it doesn’t surprise her and she doesn’t react to it anymore.
·       Apr 25 12:01 AM Kris: so I kept going. I invited her to join me dancing.
·       Apr 25 12:02 AM Kris: she went along a little….but then said she didn’t feel good (which she really doesn’t)….so wouldn’t continue..
·       Apr 25 12:02 AM Kris: but I was still imagining doing it with you… how you would react. just being silly….
·       Apr 25 12:02 AM Kris: I thought of making a big sign and putting it on my bike…like a crazy homeless person…that said…
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Kris: Lonely, old and crazy…..Will work, dance or sing for love…..donations of all sizes and shapes welcome. God bless you.
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Kris: Don’t worry….I won’t go that far….
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Kris: that’s it!
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Sassy: You are something!
·       Apr 25 12:04 AM Sassy: Why did you want the big huge bike?
·       Apr 25 12:06 AM Kris: I’ve always wanted a Harley. figured might as well go the “whole nine yards” part of my most recent “mid life crisis”….on my bucket list…..now YOU’RE waxing “analytical”….what are you thinking might be the reason?
·       Apr 25 12:08 AM Sassy: I didn’t know. Most of the other bikers I have talked with are speed demons.  Little yahamas. Not cruisers
·       Apr 25 12:09 AM Kris:  ok….I’ll give you a little “biker culture” education…..but don’t want to keep you up too late….want this “biker eduation”?
·       Apr 25 12:10 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Kris: ok….there’s a whole “culture/mystique” around owning a Harley-Davidson that has some political/historical/cultural roots…..in American culture.
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Kris: it goes back to being “American made”—-as opposed to “rice burners” (i.e., Japanese made)….
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 25 12:11 AM Kris: you know about that?
·       Apr 25 12:12 AM Sassy: Heard the term
·       Apr 25 12:12 AM Kris: ok…it goes back to after World War 2.
·       Apr 25 12:12 AM Kris: veterans who had fought in World War 2 still thought of the Japanese as “the enemy”
·       Apr 25 12:13 AM Kris: and they were offended and against supporting them economically by buying anything they made.
·       Apr 25 12:13 AM Kris: so they would only buy American motorcycles…
·       Apr 25 12:13 AM Kris: there aren’t many manufacturers of them in America.
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Kris: during WW2 there was a unit of jet fighters in the Air Force called “Hells Angels”
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Kris: you can probably make the connection between that and the modern gang.
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Sassy: Yes. Good guys, mostly
·       Apr 25 12:14 AM Kris: but originally they weren’t “bad boy criminal gangsters”
·       Apr 25 12:15 AM Kris: like they’ve become…but “bad boys” …and wild men who were “real” men… and patriotic Americans who would only ride Harleys “back in the day”
·       Apr 25 12:16 AM Kris: today they’re more like “high priced status symbols” I paid $33,000 for my fuckin’ bike. that’s a little ridiculous for a motorcycle.
·       Apr 25 12:16 AM Kris: even my son said,”Dad,, you could get the same machine for half the money if you bought a Japanese bike.”
·       Apr 25 12:17 AM Kris: but when he rode it home the other day…he had to admit the sound of it and the way it looks and just everything about it is cool….but he still said, “You’re going to kill yourself on it!”
·       Apr 25 12:18 AM Kris: He started lecturing me about telling my wife….before she gets a phone call that I died on a bike she didn’t even know about
·       Apr 25 12:18 AM Sassy: Yeah… the whole “800 pounds, can’t right it yourself” thing is wacky
·       Apr 25 12:18 AM Sassy: That would be bad.  Please do not die!
·       Apr 25 12:19 AM Kris: I’m going to do everything in my power to have it NOT happen…. and have you just “sit on the back seat and listen to music” (at first).
·       Apr 25 12:19 AM Kris: back to Sunday…then i should let you go
·       Apr 25 12:20 AM Kris: besides condoms (and needing you to help me put them on right)….lol
·       Apr 25 12:21 AM Sassy: thank you for not whining about them.
·       Apr 25 12:21 AM Kris: whining about what?
·       Apr 25 12:21 AM Sassy: condoms
·       Apr 25 12:22 AM Kris: why would I? It’s for my protection too….plus if you didn’t ask me to wear them….I’d be thinking….if/when she hooks up with other guys….if she’s still with me, I’m at greater risk…..so why wouldn’t I want to use them….for both of us?
·       Apr 25 12:22 AM Sassy: Most men whine. It’s idiotic
·       Apr 25 12:23 AM Kris: no….I’ll trade the loss of a little sensation when I’m inside you for safety in a heartbeat!
·       Apr 25 12:23 AM Sassy: So what about Sunday?
·       Apr 25 12:23 AM Kris: as it is…..you giving me BJs without one is risky for you, but feels SO good to me.
·       Apr 25 12:24 AM Kris: about Sunday….think of food you’d like me to buy and i will.
·       Apr 25 12:24 AM Sassy: I’ve been thinking…Hard to say.  Thank you for bringing
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Kris: what?
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Sassy: Will try to keep it simple
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:25 AM Sassy: So far I have… water.  : )
·       Apr 25 12:26 AM Kris: omg….you must be tired…..let me know later…
·       Apr 25 12:26 AM Sassy: I usually try to think of some fun protein, like shrimp cocktail, if you like that
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: and some chocolate
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Kris: sure!….love it….with cocktail sauce?
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Kris: ok…..what kind of chocolate?
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: easy to eat without utensils
·       Apr 25 12:27 AM Sassy: the shrimp, not the chocolate.  : ) 
·       Apr 25 12:28 AM Kris: like those rings of shrimp with the sauce in a container in the middle?
·       Apr 25 12:28 AM Sassy: that can work, if they aren’t too hard frozen
·       Apr 25 12:29 AM Sassy: Try not too eat much, don’t want to get all sleepy
·       Apr 25 12:29 AM Kris: ok. what’s the best kind of shrimp?
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: there are three sizes. I usually get the middle one
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: Little ones are silly, big ones get tough
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: I feel like Goldilocks
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Sassy: and the middle ones are just right!
·       Apr 25 12:30 AM Kris: Ok. I’ll get the middle ones. LOL
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Kris: i was thinking if we wanted to meet a little before the room was available… there’s a 99 in Salem
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Sassy: So… water… shrimp…
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Sassy: Ha! That would be fun.
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Kris: and chocolate…..what kind of chocolate….
·       Apr 25 12:31 AM Sassy: thinking…what do you like?
·       Apr 25 12:33 AM Kris: chocolates with caramel in the centers…..but different kinds….milk choc not dark….but can get a variety…..do you like chocolates like assorted in a box….or one specific kind?
·       Apr 25 12:34 AM Sassy: I was thinking something easy like Score or Heath bars
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: ok. sounds good
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Sassy: or those little bags of individually wrapped ones… lindt or whatever
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: lindts are good
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Sassy: truffles or the little squares
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: little squares?
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Sassy: where you just get a bite…
·       Apr 25 12:35 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:36 AM Kris: listen….I LOVE chatting with you….and don’t have to get up early….but I think I should “send you to bed”….what do you think (wish I could curl up in there with you).
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Sassy: milk choc. not dark
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Sassy: caramel good. Nuts that aren’t peanuts are good
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Sassy: almonds, hazelnuts. toffee
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:38 AM Kris: you’re on a roll!
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Sassy: I was looking at the walgreens site
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Kris: oh….good idea
·       Apr 25 12:39 AM Sassy: I have to go there to get Mom’s medicines and they have a HUGE assortment for cheap
·       Apr 25 12:41 AM Kris:  I want to pay for them…..if you want to pick them up I could just reimburse you. I know you think that feels a little “weird” but, Hey! every little bit helps…right? So wanna pick them up and I’ll reimburse you?
·       Apr 25 12:42 AM Kris: or I’ll find a Walgreens near me…and just get them….either way….
·       Apr 25 12:43 AM Sassy: thinking of my weekend…
·       Apr 25 12:43 AM Kris: did you miss my effort to “send you to bed”?…..don’t want to wear you out…..it’s now coming up to 1
·       Apr 25 12:43 AM Sassy: If you can pick them up, that would be great.
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Kris: ok…I’ll pick them up…..
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Sassy: Not much, just one or two you like.
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Sassy: Don’t want to throw off your diet!
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Kris: don’t worry about that. I know how to work it off at the gym if i have to. I want us to just enjoy our time together…including eating.
·       Apr 25 12:44 AM Sassy: But have a little excuse to indulge.  : )
·       Apr 25 12:45 AM Kris: Exactly! indulging is what it’s all about….isn’t it?
·       Apr 25 12:45 AM Kris: in more ways than one…
·       Apr 25 12:45 AM Sassy: Oh yes
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: I was looking at a tumblr dedicated to doggy style
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: so hot
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: thinking of your hands on my hips
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Kris: you like doggy style?
·       Apr 25 12:46 AM Sassy: it has its advantages
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Sassy: I hate not being able to see… may have to position into a mirror
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Kris: my limited experience is that I wonder how it really feels to the woman, but as you said….everyone is different….
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Sassy: but can focus on the deep penetration
·       Apr 25 12:47 AM Sassy: It feels awesome. deep thrusts… ass slapping on your hips
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Sassy: being pulled on and pushed off
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Sassy: bucking back against you
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Kris: we can use a mirror. in fact. I’ll bring one that’s tall and narrow and can stand on floor so you can see better.
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Kris: like it fast and hard?
·       Apr 25 12:48 AM Sassy: quick in… slow out
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Kris: quick in….slow out?
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: hotel usually has one that might work
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: shove in… slide out
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Kris: shove in hard….slide out slow?
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: yes.  Oh yes.
·       Apr 25 12:49 AM Sassy: mmmf.  Twinging over here!
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Sassy: and you can see yourself
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Kris: I’ve never used that technique….so you telling me that…..that specifically helps.
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Kris: see my cock?
·       Apr 25 12:50 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 25 12:51 AM Sassy: can be a big turn on?
·       Apr 25 12:51 AM Kris: i have experience that and it is exciting….but it was a long time ago. earlier on in my marriage – I’d do my wife that way….at the bathroom sink in front of mirrors…blah, blah, blah….look at my cock going in and out…adds to “hotness”……..(hope you don’t mind a few references to sex with wife….been most of my experience)….
·       Apr 25 12:52 AM Sassy: no problem at all.  good to know how to be different.
·       Apr 25 12:52 AM Sassy: Do you know who Stoya is?
·       Apr 25 12:52 AM Kris: no
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: She is a famous porn star
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: a tiny brunette sprite
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Kris: sprite?
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: waif
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 25 12:53 AM Sassy: there’s a famous clip of her being pounded into a bathroom sink
·       Apr 25 12:54 AM Sassy: she has a very expressive face
·       Apr 25 12:55 AM Kris: I guess I’ll give up trying to help you go to bed…..if you have a minute curious about something else…..
·       Apr 25 12:55 AM Sassy: thanks but on a roll.  : )
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Kris: ok…what about anal?
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Sassy: what about it?
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Kris: do you like it?
·       Apr 25 12:56 AM Sassy: I don’t know. I did it once a long time ago with a guy who didn’t know what he was doing and tore me up
·       Apr 25 12:57 AM Sassy: I hope to try again sometime with someone gentle
·       Apr 25 12:58 AM Kris: that would be one thing I would have a really hard time understanding how a woman would get pleasure out of….but again, I’m more than happy to learn with a kind and sexy woman who i can experiment with.
·       Apr 25 12:58 AM Sassy: It falls into “if it would make him happy” category for me right now
·       Apr 25 12:59 AM Sassy: but who knows? MIght adore it
·       Apr 25 12:59 AM Sassy: I have had a man put a finger in both slots… felt good
·       Apr 25 1:00 AM Kris: : )  You’re so nice. I hate to keep using that word…..it seems a little lame to me but you just are accommodating…..wanting to please…..besides being pleased……
·       Apr 25 1:00 AM Kris: Can i tell you a short story about anal and my wife?
·       Apr 25 1:00 AM Sassy: sure.  does this involve the word shit?
·       Apr 25 1:01 AM Kris: no…does that word bother you?
·       Apr 25 1:03 AM Kris: still there?
·       Apr 25 1:03 AM Sassy: Nope. Just wondered
·       Apr 25 1:03 AM Kris: no…it doesn’t….but why did you ask?
·       Apr 25 1:04 AM Sassy: Something someone else told me once.  Never mind… go on?
·       Apr 25 1:04 AM Kris: ok…LOL.  so anyhow…
·       Apr 25 1:05 AM Kris: it was the last time I was separated from my wife….she did what she usually did…..called the cops to make sure there would be “no mistake” that I was going…right then!
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: They don’t fuck around….it’s: “grab a couple of things and you’re leaving now”…..she can arrange to have your stuff delivered later…
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: so we were separated for about 6 months…
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: I stopped drinking…I went to AA meetings every day…
·       Apr 25 1:06 AM Kris: I went to individual counseling….
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: she refused to talk to me for about one month
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: she found out what I was doing…but didn’t trust it was real
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: then she started to let me call her on the phone…just for brief periods of time…
·       Apr 25 1:07 AM Kris: after 6 months she believed i was serious about staying sober.
·       Apr 25 1:08 AM Kris: she started hinting that maybe she’d let me back in her life…but that I was out of chances.
·       Apr 25 1:08 AM Kris: a friend of mine had a house he wasn’t using, in the same town she was living in….
·       Apr 25 1:08 AM Kris: so i had this whole house to myself.
·       Apr 25 1:09 AM Kris: one day out of nowhere she called me up and said, “I’m not ready to have you come home yet…but I’ve been feeling really horny lately so how about I come over there and we have sex?”
·       Apr 25 1:09 AM Kris: guess what I said (remember i’m a male)….
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: i was shocked….but said Sure….
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: then she blew my mind and said….
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: I’ve been reading some stuff and was wondering if you ever thought of having anal sex with me?
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: stupidly…i said, “not really. I don’t think I’d be interested in that.”
·       Apr 25 1:10 AM Kris: so we didn’t….
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: you’d be the first…if I did it.
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: your turn
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Sassy: wait… first… ever?
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Kris: see….this story has a “happy ending” for you…LOL
·       Apr 25 1:11 AM Sassy: wow
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Kris: at least i hope you’d take it that way
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Sassy: I need a lot of trust
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Kris: because?
·       Apr 25 1:12 AM Sassy: because I was hurt so badly the last time
·       Apr 25 1:13 AM Kris: oh no….i would be as gentle as a lamb. lots of lubrication…very slowly….stop if it hurts at all…..no pain at all.
·       Apr 25 1:13 AM Sassy: I get that… just need some time to trust that
·       Apr 25 1:14 AM Kris: no problem…it’s not on the top of my list…just one more little thing about what interests me about it…and something I might like to try it in combination with…when I’ve done 69… especially when on the bottom….i have a great view of the anus. and when a woman comes….it turns me on to see her anus contracting… so I was thinking…..
·       Apr 25 1:15 AM Sassy: never heard that before
·       Apr 25 1:16 AM Kris: never heard what?
·       Apr 25 1:16 AM Sassy: anal contractions or them being a turn on
·       Apr 25 1:16 AM Kris: it’s in the DSM-IV….the anal sphincter contracts during orgasms….in both men and women…..
·       Apr 25 1:17 AM Sassy: I remember you saying that
·       Apr 25 1:19 AM Kris: the fact of the orgasm itself was the real turn on….but seeing the anus contracting was fun….so i was thinking….
·       Apr 25 1:21 AM Kris: if my cock were in there, it might feel good to feel a woman having an orgasm while my cock was in there. and if she got herself off at the same time – played with herself to orgasm…I could picture just being in there – not even thrusting…let her work on herself…..cum…and I could feel it. That’s my little “anal fantasy”….anal and you masturbating at the same time. but it’s not “on the top of my list”….what REALLY turns you on now…”basics” is what I want us to focus on Sunday…..edge of the bed….doggy styles….some other things we “put on the menu” LOL
·       Apr 25 1:23 AM Sassy: I wonder if that would be a good time for a toy… use it on me… you’d probably feel the vibrations as well. It could produce the orgasm
·       Apr 25 1:24 AM Kris: i was thinking that too! just haven’t thought through positions to be “doable”……have any suggestions/ideas?
·       Apr 25 1:24 AM Sassy: might work with us on our sides, you behind me
·       Apr 25 1:25 AM Sassy: or reverse cowgirl
·       Apr 25 1:25 AM Kris: explain
·       Apr 25 1:25 AM Sassy: me riding you, facing away or doggy
·       Apr 25 1:26 AM Kris: but if I’m going to use the toy….I’d have to be able to reach around somehow…..
·       Apr 25 1:26 AM Sassy: that’s where side by side could work
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: browse the positions web site.  : )
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Kris: this is making me laugh a little….but it’s fun…..to think about. think I’ll find something on it there?
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: Yeah… I was starting to giggle too
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: I think there was a whole section
·       Apr 25 1:27 AM Sassy: but I could be making that up
·       Apr 25 1:28 AM Kris: LOL. omg… i’m going to start getting silly……do you know what time it is?
·       Apr 25 1:29 AM Sassy: Oops…
·       Apr 25 1:29 AM Kris: don’t mean to be your “father” (and NO…I’m not old enough to be!). even though i look like Santa
·       Apr 25 1:29 AM Sassy: I’ll go. I think I’ve done enough damage for one night.  : )
·       Apr 25 1:30 AM Kris: damage?……….not at all!
·       Apr 25 1:31 AM Kris: you know it’s time to go when the “get rich by selling real estate” info-mercials are on tv….lol
·       Apr 25 1:31 AM Sassy: Ha. I wouldn’t know.
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Kris: that’s right….you’re too busy being “chatty Sassy” with your online chat buddies….you ready to say goodnight…..Sassy?
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Sassy: Good night Sassy.  : )
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Sassy: And good night Kris…
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Kris: LOL………..SWEET DREAM S!
·       Apr 25 1:32 AM Kris: Nite!
·       Apr 25 1:33 AM Sassy: Mwah!
·       Apr 25 1:33 AM Kris: Mwah!………….THE END!
by

Erotica, gifs and two tumblrs

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! How late can u stay Sunday? so i can work on my lie (evil man). I’m SO looking forward to it…and not very nervous at all. We’ve already been naked together and you had no problem getting me off. What’s the worst that can happen…I’m a terrible fuck and you’re forced to dump me? But you’re such a hussy…i’m counting on you to work your magic. Licking, slowly, fingers, feeling, pressing, licking, sucking, pulling, a little faster, back to slowly, wet, inserting, fingers, feeling, tongue, licking, slowly, groaning, fingers, touching, pressing, inserted, feeling…GOOD MORNING BAD GIRL SASSY! 9:02 AM
Kris: my last email got “a little flow going”…felt a little wetness sitting in my “undies”… eruption on the horizon…unloading down the road… 9:20 AM
Me: Good morning frisky! Wow… you are such hot stuff! There is some wetness over here too! It is so fun to inspire you to write like that! 9:40 AM
Kris: And so u do! Know what time the “treat of our meet” will have to end? when you’ll likely have to head home by on Sunday? 9:44 AM
Me: I don’t have a time in mind, other than being in my own bed at midnight so I can get up for work Monday11:42 AM
Kris: :)…..plenty of time for those multiple “O”s. i’m going to have to get creative with my excuse….tried floating “day of spring skiing at Killington, VT. met with,”i just lost my job…we don’t have the money.” I’ll think if something. want to play for a LONG time. play, eat, talk…..play some more…like u said… 🙂 12:15 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 22, 2014 2:09 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  He
read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she would
ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  She
was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of
control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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Me: Sent you more of my erotica. Read in private! 2:10 PM
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Kris: Ok I will…you naughty girl! 3:52 PM
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Kris: Won’t b home till 10:30. need to workout. been “slacking” lately. need to get back on track. Sorry it will b so late again…but would love to chat if u want when i get home. Haven’t read “Sassy Does Boston” yet (TEASING !)…but can’t wait to peek inside that horny little imagination of yours… 🙂 8:27 PM
Me: 10:30 is fine. I drank Mt Dew with dinner so I should be awake! 8:37 PM
Kris: i feel like saying…..uuuhh baby!…..don’t know why. 8:43 PM
Me: Okaaay 8:46 PM
Kris: in little bit of a “wild” mood. got something i can bite a little? better go work it off…later! 8:48 PM
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·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Kris: Hi!…Give me a minute to read your erotica…
·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 22 10:49 PM Kris: Wow! That was one well-written hot story! Ever do something like that – have sex with almost a perfect stranger?
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Sassy: Sort of… long ago
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Kris: what happened…how did it happen?
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: a gal pal and I were in Mexico
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: Going into a disco
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: There were British soldiers – The disco would only let men in with women
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: So they offered to buy us drinks if we’d get them in
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: They were very cute, polite…
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: There was a power failure at the disco. They got us out safely
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: My pal invited them back to our hotel bar
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: We ended up in our room.
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: Gal friend made out with one in bed while I was out on the balcony with the other, just talking
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: Then we stopped talking…and went inside to the other bed
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: then they joined us.  Things get a little blurry after that
·       Apr 22 10:55 PM Sassy: But very very hot
·       Apr 22 10:56 PM Kris: i thought you didn’t have much fun with sex until you ventured out more recently. sounds like you did….how old were you then?
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: hmmm… 25
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: They didn’t help me cum… just did their own thing
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Kris: you answered my next question….LOL
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I can’t recall having an orgasm until I was 34
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I was alone on my bed, talking to a guy on the phone
·       Apr 22 10:59 PM Kris: and?
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: Strange things happened to my body
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: I had read a lot of romance novels and I was like… Hey! Maybe this is what they meant!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Sassy: Guy was from Ontario. So I call him Mr O.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: LOL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: Were you touching yourself? how/why did you cum?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I wasn’t… just listening to him talk
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: what was he talking about?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I forget… figure skating I think
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: Come on!
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: He was a figure skater
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how do you have an orgasm without any direct stimulation?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: I do it all the time
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: Very powerful imagination
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: you don’t touch yourself at all?
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Sassy: nope… very rare
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: when/where do you imagine things? how often?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: You mean enough to make me cum?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: varies…depends on how long since I was with a man
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Sassy: usually in bed before I go to sleep, or just as I wake up, or in the shower
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: Or if I find a very nice video of a certain kind.
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: When I’ve been with a man, I’m usually calm for… about a month
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: after that I get twitchy. start to watch things, dream up things, or re-live adventures
·       Apr 22 11:08 PM Sassy: start writing.  imagining…
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: a month is a long time to be calm. I’m generally “calm” for about 24 hours….LOL
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Sassy: You’re male.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Seems to be the way it is.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Though many of the chat women are more like that.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Kris: think about/want sex all the time?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes… and take care of themselves daily
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: If I am having sex, or hot online discussions, I crave it more
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: imagine more. But don’t do much about it for longer
·       Apr 22 11:12 PM Kris: what do you mean “don’t do much about it for longer”?
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: work at cumming
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: I do use the showerhead sometimes.  It has a nice pounding action
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Sassy: You like to think about me self-pleasuring?
·       Apr 22 11:16 PM Kris: I’m just curious….getting to know you and experiences you’ve had….but yes….kind of…..is also part of a little fantasy of when I’m with you…..never done before…..my wife says she has never masturbated….. ever….so I’m curious/interested in a woman who does/would….maybe even when with me in some way….if possible….just a little fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Sassy: You want to watch?
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Kris: yes….or watch but “participate” at the same time in some way…..
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: It is likely “not like it looks in the movies” but could still be very hot
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: I wouldn’t mind watching you also
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: See what you do so I can do it
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: i’m pretty sure you already know…but I’m game…never done it before…but could be fun
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Sassy: There is a very classic pattern in p0rn… that men think is what women do.
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: Usually involves a lot of fingers in and out
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: When I do touch, it is more pressing, pulling
·       Apr 22 11:24 PM Kris: you would know better than me obviously and maybe each woman is different…but it seems to me the clit is the main point of pleasure. and the rest is just a “supporting cast” though still important….correct me if I’m wrong…..remember…..I’ve been only “pleasuring” one woman for over 25 years…..so my experience is limited….and like I said…most of the porn I’ve seen I think is fake bull shit – women are moaning and groaning at stuff I’m not convinced in real life most women would actually get off by…..but again…you would know better than me.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: It varies a lot. Some women like clit, some more vaginal filling etc.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: P0rn runs all over the map
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: lots of crap, but some really stunning, beautiful, fabulous
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t see much like I want it… but have a small collection of things men find very exciting and real-ish
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: Do you think your touching is relatively stereotypical?
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:28 PM Sassy: Does it look like it does in p0rn?
·       Apr 22 11:29 PM Kris: i’m trying to think. LOL. of some porn I’ve seen…and compared to “what i do”…..
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Sassy: I’ve never seen anyone but my H do it
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Kris: are you talking about a man beating off?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Imagine lots of pumping and talking to yourself.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Have you thought about me whilst?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Kris: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy: Where are you usually thinking?
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: i like to do it in the shower….use soap for lubrication….feels better.
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: or just before i go to sleep at night…fantasize and beat off.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Kris: probably at least daily… sometimes two or three times a day. I’m very “active and horny”….ALL the time.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Sassy: Does w ever see you or do you have to hide?
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: She doesn’t see me. it’s not hard to hide…she doesn’t look in when i’m taking a shower and i can do it pretty quietly even when she’s laying next to me in bed.
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: i like to express myself verbally….but i don’t have to. I can do it quietly or even silently….
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to cry when H did it in bed next to me… but I have gotten over that
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Kris: because he wasn’t having any sex with you?
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: Yes. Made me feel like chopped liver
·       Apr 22 11:36 PM Kris: i want to come over there and give you a hug.,…but it probably wouldn’t end there….so better wait until Sunday
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: You can run a tab
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: Store it up and let it out on Sunday. : )
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: count on it!
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: 25 hugs, 65.5 kisses…
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: how did you arrive at those numbers?
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: Made them up
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 15 breast squeezes
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 4 spankings
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: and a partridge in a pear tree!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Sassy: Laaaa!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Kris: uuuhhh…naughty girl!!!
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Sassy: You like it
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Kris: what…spanking?
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Sassy: naughty girl
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Kris: of course! but I like that you’re so nice too!
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: The contrast heightens it
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: Shy, demure, polite in public
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: wild girl in private!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: my kind of girl!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: i had a kind of “weird” fantasy about being in you today
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: tell!
·       Apr 22 11:45 PM Kris: you know how sex can be in all kinds of sort of “modes”—-like “fast and hot and ravage me”—-or take it slower and be a little more gentle…etc., etc.
·       Apr 22 11:47 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 22 11:48 PM Kris: so this fantasy was very “undeveloped”. just sort of a “snap shot” or “image”….without a lot of content or detail….ever have those kinds of “quick images”?
·       Apr 22 11:50 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 22 11:53 PM Kris: ok….so i don’t know how to explain this exactly…except when we have kissed in public places….like the first time you kissed me outside the restaurant…and then when you were kissing me in the parking garage….and then when we kissed after we met the last time….I know I’ve tried to describe it….like i was “mesmerized” or “in a trance”…it was passionate and very hot and I was like “weak” or oblivious to everything else around me.
·       Apr 22 11:55 PM Kris: so in my “snap shot” fantasy…..I’m in you and thrusting but it’s not “hot and heavy and fast”….it’s medium speed and I feel this “connection”. and it feels good, but it’s like the same feeling as kissing you…and maybe I’m kissing you at the same time….or I’m looking at you and “mesmerized”… but it’s more “intimate” than “hot and heavy”. I’m fucking you….but it’s more than that……don’t want to freak you out….but that was my fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:57 PM Kris: that’s it….just a “sense” of “being in and with you”…and feeling very good about it…..on different levels. hope that doesn’t freak you out…..
·       Apr 22 11:58 PM Sassy: Not freaky.  rather sweet. And very hot
·       Apr 22 11:59 PM Sassy: wonder if it i wishful thinking… or a premonition?  : )
·       Apr 23 12:01 AM Kris: hoping it’s a premonition…..but it’s only “one mode”.  there are others I want to be in too…..that are “hot, heavy, fast, hard”…..but that was just a little fantasy I had today. it was nice…hope it IS a premonition….and not just wishful thinking…..I guess I’ll find out soon enough!….LOL
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: Really nifty that you are thinking these things… and sharing them!
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: I was thinking a lot about you and oral today
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Kris: like what?
·       Apr 23 12:03 AM Sassy: I was thinking about different positions
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Sitting up, propped on pillows
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Or in a chair
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: or on the edge of the bed
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: where I am above you… can see… hold your head
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Kris: your wish is my command…any way you want it…
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Sassy: don’t know what is best.  need to experiment.  : )
·       Apr 23 12:06 AM Sassy: I am often lying flat but I think tilted up or sitting up might be better
·       Apr 23 12:08 AM Kris: if you were propped up against pillows….or sitting at the edge of the bed like you say….you could have the benefit of watching me….take my head in your hands…….using me for your pleasure….a little bit of a sense of more control and power for you…..visual stimulation…..what do you think?
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: That’s my theory
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: More in it with you rather than just being done to
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Kris: Well….we’re quite the planners” here…aren’t we…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s fun to anticipate… plan… even if it doesn’t exactly happen
·       Apr 23 12:13 AM Kris: i agree…..i think it helps….excites….is fun to talk about…..instead of having to “guess” or talk too much instead of doing…..i think this conversation is fun.  I’ve known women who haven’t wanted to talk about sex at all…….which i don’t get…..but oh well….you’re not one of them!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Sassy: talking about it, reading about it, writing about it… DOING IT!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: i’m curious about the “small collection of porn” you have that you like
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: what is it about it that you like?
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: Real looking people… being nice to each other.
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: I like to hear what’s going on, not cheesy music
·       Apr 23 12:16 AM Kris: one thing that I wish would be shown more is a woman’s orgasmic contractions as they’re happening….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: there are only a few that I’ve seen that I’ve trusted were real….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: and the women aren’t necessarily screaming at the top of their lungs….
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Kris: sometimes they’re just doing that “groaning of cumming”……and you know they’re getting off
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I also like to learn things.
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I learned a lot about blow jobs and hand jobs
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: different positions
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: leaving the lights on
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: i want to see everything!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: leave the lights on!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I know… radical
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I go through phases. Sometimes I want romantic.
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: Sometimes I watch very “bad stuff”
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Kris: what’s “bad stuff”?
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: japanese school girls being tied up and fingered…
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: outdoor sex
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: dom/sub stuff
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: does dom/sub stuff interest/excite you—something you like to do?
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Sassy: No.  kinda horrified
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: just like to watch different things?
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: try to understand it
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: and it has its moments
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Kris: moments…meaning?
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: isolated moments of kindess, hotness
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: Maybe you can bring your laptop and I can show you some
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: or I can send one a day or something
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: your reaction to different ones can tell me things
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Kris: sure…however you want to do it
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: feel free to say yuck or yum.
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Helps a lot
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Never watched with someone
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: but shared a lot
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Kris: never watched porn with someone?
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: yes…with my wife.  but a long time ago…not recently
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: I’d like to watch some with you
·       Apr 23 12:27 AM Kris: unless you’d rather not…and just do it…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: Most of my favorites are short
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: There are these 10 sec gifs I find launch my mind
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Kris: “gifs”?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: little loops
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: wife still with you there?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Kris: no…she was in bed when I came home….so been alone this whole time
·       Apr 23 12:31 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/37135662621/this-kills-me-and-i-love-it
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: want me to watch it now?
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: omg. i’m getting a hard on…what a blow job!….does it just keep going?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Sassy: nope… just a little snippet… kindling.  another?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: this is one of my all-time faves
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6vtbB2Y1r9az6fo1_500.gif
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Kris: omg…want to do that Sunday?
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: sure. can be tough for you to control…
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: and my hands will NOT be on the bed
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Kris: did you mean “can be tough for me to control?”
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Sassy: usually makes a man cum super fast
·       Apr 23 12:38 AM Kris: i could…but i have lots of self-control. can just kind of “enjoy but go someplace else in my head” so I can keep going longer…..then when i want to cum i need to mentally “shift gears” and just let it go.
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Sassy: nice
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Kris: but there’s a danger in that for me too.  because sometimes it’s not easy to switch back.  but I find a way….by just “letting it go”…..
·       Apr 23 12:40 AM Kris: does that make any sense?
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Here’s a mild one I find very hot
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/22858574847
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Kris: is the guy kneeling or sitting on something?
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Sassy: I imagine him sitting on a kitchen chair
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: right….there’s variation on the previous one I like….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: it starts like this….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: 69 with me on top….so i’m licking you and my cock is in your mouth…with me on top….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: after doing that for a while…
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: I’d move to a position like the one in the video….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: but instead of licking your breasts….
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Kris: I’d use my hands on your clit and on your breasts….while you’re sucking on my cock…..but could also alternately lick your nipples
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: So you can see how gifs can inspire?
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: and they aren’t crap
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: no. they’re real…we can do that…and I want to..
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sure… probably “fake” but… that’s okay
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sometimes I find the video they’re from
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Kris: i don’t mean what they’re doing is fake…but sometimes people fake orgasms. that part bugs me…
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: and I’m like… wait… whoa!
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: i don’t understand….”sometimes i find the video they’re from…and i’m like….wait….whoa!” what do you mean by that?
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: they are snagged from a longer video, snippet
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: fun to see that 10 sec fitting into a longer thing
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: oh….
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Sassy: has a woman ever sent you porn before?
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: well…right now we just watched some porn together….even though we’re not in the same room!
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: no.  you’re the first
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: : )
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Kris: it’s fun….gives us ideas for things to do together….I’ve got a hard on and it’s uncomfortable now.  balls are aching.
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: Wish I could help with that
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: LOL…..me too!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Sassy: But so glad that you “get it” and see what I was talking about
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: we could watch some more on Sunday if you like…
·       Apr 23 12:53 AM Kris: or maybe we’ll be “too busy”
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Kris: this is so much fun…but should we get some sleep…i can sleep in…but you have to get up.
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Sassy: yeah… just having so much fun!
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Kris: me too…in spite of my aching balls…
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Sassy: FYI – if you click on the header in those link, it takes you out to the guy’s tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: You can see all the photos or gifs he has posted
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Kris: ok….
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: the kitchen kiss one comes from my favorite tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: He has quite arty, eclectic tastes
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Kris: what’s a “tumblr”?
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: Usually a series of photos on a particular topic
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: you can google tumblr Edsel and see a bunch of old cars
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: of tumblr big boobs or weird wedding photos etc.
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: will your boobs be there?
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Sassy: gosh… I dunno
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: But there are millions of them… I think 65 million last count
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: You never heard of tumblr?
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Kris: no….I’ve led a very sheltered and culturally-impoverished life….
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: they got bought out by Yahoo… so folks are worried… they’ve started censoring
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: but not as much as was feared
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It is a major harbor for porn
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: A pal of mine runs a tumblr of “one note tumblrs”
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It’s hysterical
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Kris: one note tumblrs?
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Sassy: very narrow, one theme tumblrs
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Kris: what’s the theme…or don’t i dare to ask?
·       Apr 23 1:02 AM Sassy: hang on… trying to find it
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: http://asingleservingofporn.tumblr.com/
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: tuck that away to poke around in later
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: It’s like… women in horse masks
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: or best butts
·       Apr 23 1:05 AM Sassy: or “cooking in the buff”
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: so if there is a theme you like, it leads you to another tumblr only about that
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: can be a bit of a rabbit hole
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Okay… I really should go.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: just took a quick glance…got it.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: me too
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Thanks for indulging me
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: Nite sweet Sassy…Mwah!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: I had fun!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Sassy: Sleep well.
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: thanks…you too!
by

Erotica, gifs and two tumblrs

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! How late can u stay Sunday? so i can work on my lie (evil man). I’m SO looking forward to it…and not very nervous at all. We’ve already been naked together and you had no problem getting me off. What’s the worst that can happen…I’m a terrible fuck and you’re forced to dump me? But you’re such a hussy…i’m counting on you to work your magic. Licking, slowly, fingers, feeling, pressing, licking, sucking, pulling, a little faster, back to slowly, wet, inserting, fingers, feeling, tongue, licking, slowly, groaning, fingers, touching, pressing, inserted, feeling…GOOD MORNING BAD GIRL SASSY! 9:02 AM
Kris: my last email got “a little flow going”…felt a little wetness sitting in my “undies”… eruption on the horizon…unloading down the road… 9:20 AM
Me: Good morning frisky! Wow… you are such hot stuff! There is some wetness over here too! It is so fun to inspire you to write like that! 9:40 AM
Kris: And so u do! Know what time the “treat of our meet” will have to end? when you’ll likely have to head home by on Sunday? 9:44 AM
Me: I don’t have a time in mind, other than being in my own bed at midnight so I can get up for work Monday11:42 AM
Kris: :)…..plenty of time for those multiple “O”s. i’m going to have to get creative with my excuse….tried floating “day of spring skiing at Killington, VT. met with,”i just lost my job…we don’t have the money.” I’ll think if something. want to play for a LONG time. play, eat, talk…..play some more…like u said… 🙂 12:15 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 22, 2014 2:09 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  He
read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she would
ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  She
was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of
control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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Me: Sent you more of my erotica. Read in private! 2:10 PM
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Kris: Ok I will…you naughty girl! 3:52 PM
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Kris: Won’t b home till 10:30. need to workout. been “slacking” lately. need to get back on track. Sorry it will b so late again…but would love to chat if u want when i get home. Haven’t read “Sassy Does Boston” yet (TEASING !)…but can’t wait to peek inside that horny little imagination of yours… 🙂 8:27 PM
Me: 10:30 is fine. I drank Mt Dew with dinner so I should be awake! 8:37 PM
Kris: i feel like saying…..uuuhh baby!…..don’t know why. 8:43 PM
Me: Okaaay 8:46 PM
Kris: in little bit of a “wild” mood. got something i can bite a little? better go work it off…later! 8:48 PM
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·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Kris: Hi!…Give me a minute to read your erotica…
·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 22 10:49 PM Kris: Wow! That was one well-written hot story! Ever do something like that – have sex with almost a perfect stranger?
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Sassy: Sort of… long ago
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Kris: what happened…how did it happen?
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: a gal pal and I were in Mexico
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: Going into a disco
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: There were British soldiers – The disco would only let men in with women
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: So they offered to buy us drinks if we’d get them in
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: They were very cute, polite…
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: There was a power failure at the disco. They got us out safely
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: My pal invited them back to our hotel bar
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: We ended up in our room.
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: Gal friend made out with one in bed while I was out on the balcony with the other, just talking
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: Then we stopped talking…and went inside to the other bed
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: then they joined us.  Things get a little blurry after that
·       Apr 22 10:55 PM Sassy: But very very hot
·       Apr 22 10:56 PM Kris: i thought you didn’t have much fun with sex until you ventured out more recently. sounds like you did….how old were you then?
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: hmmm… 25
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: They didn’t help me cum… just did their own thing
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Kris: you answered my next question….LOL
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I can’t recall having an orgasm until I was 34
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I was alone on my bed, talking to a guy on the phone
·       Apr 22 10:59 PM Kris: and?
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: Strange things happened to my body
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: I had read a lot of romance novels and I was like… Hey! Maybe this is what they meant!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Sassy: Guy was from Ontario. So I call him Mr O.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: LOL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: Were you touching yourself? how/why did you cum?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I wasn’t… just listening to him talk
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: what was he talking about?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I forget… figure skating I think
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: Come on!
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: He was a figure skater
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how do you have an orgasm without any direct stimulation?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: I do it all the time
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: Very powerful imagination
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: you don’t touch yourself at all?
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Sassy: nope… very rare
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: when/where do you imagine things? how often?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: You mean enough to make me cum?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: varies…depends on how long since I was with a man
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Sassy: usually in bed before I go to sleep, or just as I wake up, or in the shower
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: Or if I find a very nice video of a certain kind.
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: When I’ve been with a man, I’m usually calm for… about a month
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: after that I get twitchy. start to watch things, dream up things, or re-live adventures
·       Apr 22 11:08 PM Sassy: start writing.  imagining…
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: a month is a long time to be calm. I’m generally “calm” for about 24 hours….LOL
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Sassy: You’re male.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Seems to be the way it is.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Though many of the chat women are more like that.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Kris: think about/want sex all the time?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes… and take care of themselves daily
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: If I am having sex, or hot online discussions, I crave it more
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: imagine more. But don’t do much about it for longer
·       Apr 22 11:12 PM Kris: what do you mean “don’t do much about it for longer”?
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: work at cumming
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: I do use the showerhead sometimes.  It has a nice pounding action
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Sassy: You like to think about me self-pleasuring?
·       Apr 22 11:16 PM Kris: I’m just curious….getting to know you and experiences you’ve had….but yes….kind of…..is also part of a little fantasy of when I’m with you…..never done before…..my wife says she has never masturbated….. ever….so I’m curious/interested in a woman who does/would….maybe even when with me in some way….if possible….just a little fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Sassy: You want to watch?
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Kris: yes….or watch but “participate” at the same time in some way…..
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: It is likely “not like it looks in the movies” but could still be very hot
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: I wouldn’t mind watching you also
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: See what you do so I can do it
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: i’m pretty sure you already know…but I’m game…never done it before…but could be fun
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Sassy: There is a very classic pattern in p0rn… that men think is what women do.
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: Usually involves a lot of fingers in and out
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: When I do touch, it is more pressing, pulling
·       Apr 22 11:24 PM Kris: you would know better than me obviously and maybe each woman is different…but it seems to me the clit is the main point of pleasure. and the rest is just a “supporting cast” though still important….correct me if I’m wrong…..remember…..I’ve been only “pleasuring” one woman for over 25 years…..so my experience is limited….and like I said…most of the porn I’ve seen I think is fake bull shit – women are moaning and groaning at stuff I’m not convinced in real life most women would actually get off by…..but again…you would know better than me.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: It varies a lot. Some women like clit, some more vaginal filling etc.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: P0rn runs all over the map
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: lots of crap, but some really stunning, beautiful, fabulous
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t see much like I want it… but have a small collection of things men find very exciting and real-ish
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: Do you think your touching is relatively stereotypical?
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:28 PM Sassy: Does it look like it does in p0rn?
·       Apr 22 11:29 PM Kris: i’m trying to think. LOL. of some porn I’ve seen…and compared to “what i do”…..
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Sassy: I’ve never seen anyone but my H do it
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Kris: are you talking about a man beating off?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Imagine lots of pumping and talking to yourself.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Have you thought about me whilst?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Kris: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy: Where are you usually thinking?
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: i like to do it in the shower….use soap for lubrication….feels better.
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: or just before i go to sleep at night…fantasize and beat off.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Kris: probably at least daily… sometimes two or three times a day. I’m very “active and horny”….ALL the time.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Sassy: Does w ever see you or do you have to hide?
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: She doesn’t see me. it’s not hard to hide…she doesn’t look in when i’m taking a shower and i can do it pretty quietly even when she’s laying next to me in bed.
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: i like to express myself verbally….but i don’t have to. I can do it quietly or even silently….
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to cry when H did it in bed next to me… but I have gotten over that
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Kris: because he wasn’t having any sex with you?
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: Yes. Made me feel like chopped liver
·       Apr 22 11:36 PM Kris: i want to come over there and give you a hug.,…but it probably wouldn’t end there….so better wait until Sunday
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: You can run a tab
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: Store it up and let it out on Sunday. : )
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: count on it!
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: 25 hugs, 65.5 kisses…
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: how did you arrive at those numbers?
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: Made them up
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 15 breast squeezes
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 4 spankings
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: and a partridge in a pear tree!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Sassy: Laaaa!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Kris: uuuhhh…naughty girl!!!
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Sassy: You like it
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Kris: what…spanking?
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Sassy: naughty girl
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Kris: of course! but I like that you’re so nice too!
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: The contrast heightens it
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: Shy, demure, polite in public
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: wild girl in private!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: my kind of girl!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: i had a kind of “weird” fantasy about being in you today
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: tell!
·       Apr 22 11:45 PM Kris: you know how sex can be in all kinds of sort of “modes”—-like “fast and hot and ravage me”—-or take it slower and be a little more gentle…etc., etc.
·       Apr 22 11:47 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 22 11:48 PM Kris: so this fantasy was very “undeveloped”. just sort of a “snap shot” or “image”….without a lot of content or detail….ever have those kinds of “quick images”?
·       Apr 22 11:50 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 22 11:53 PM Kris: ok….so i don’t know how to explain this exactly…except when we have kissed in public places….like the first time you kissed me outside the restaurant…and then when you were kissing me in the parking garage….and then when we kissed after we met the last time….I know I’ve tried to describe it….like i was “mesmerized” or “in a trance”…it was passionate and very hot and I was like “weak” or oblivious to everything else around me.
·       Apr 22 11:55 PM Kris: so in my “snap shot” fantasy…..I’m in you and thrusting but it’s not “hot and heavy and fast”….it’s medium speed and I feel this “connection”. and it feels good, but it’s like the same feeling as kissing you…and maybe I’m kissing you at the same time….or I’m looking at you and “mesmerized”… but it’s more “intimate” than “hot and heavy”. I’m fucking you….but it’s more than that……don’t want to freak you out….but that was my fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:57 PM Kris: that’s it….just a “sense” of “being in and with you”…and feeling very good about it…..on different levels. hope that doesn’t freak you out…..
·       Apr 22 11:58 PM Sassy: Not freaky.  rather sweet. And very hot
·       Apr 22 11:59 PM Sassy: wonder if it i wishful thinking… or a premonition?  : )
·       Apr 23 12:01 AM Kris: hoping it’s a premonition…..but it’s only “one mode”.  there are others I want to be in too…..that are “hot, heavy, fast, hard”…..but that was just a little fantasy I had today. it was nice…hope it IS a premonition….and not just wishful thinking…..I guess I’ll find out soon enough!….LOL
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: Really nifty that you are thinking these things… and sharing them!
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: I was thinking a lot about you and oral today
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Kris: like what?
·       Apr 23 12:03 AM Sassy: I was thinking about different positions
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Sitting up, propped on pillows
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Or in a chair
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: or on the edge of the bed
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: where I am above you… can see… hold your head
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Kris: your wish is my command…any way you want it…
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Sassy: don’t know what is best.  need to experiment.  : )
·       Apr 23 12:06 AM Sassy: I am often lying flat but I think tilted up or sitting up might be better
·       Apr 23 12:08 AM Kris: if you were propped up against pillows….or sitting at the edge of the bed like you say….you could have the benefit of watching me….take my head in your hands…….using me for your pleasure….a little bit of a sense of more control and power for you…..visual stimulation…..what do you think?
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: That’s my theory
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: More in it with you rather than just being done to
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Kris: Well….we’re quite the planners” here…aren’t we…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s fun to anticipate… plan… even if it doesn’t exactly happen
·       Apr 23 12:13 AM Kris: i agree…..i think it helps….excites….is fun to talk about…..instead of having to “guess” or talk too much instead of doing…..i think this conversation is fun.  I’ve known women who haven’t wanted to talk about sex at all…….which i don’t get…..but oh well….you’re not one of them!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Sassy: talking about it, reading about it, writing about it… DOING IT!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: i’m curious about the “small collection of porn” you have that you like
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: what is it about it that you like?
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: Real looking people… being nice to each other.
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: I like to hear what’s going on, not cheesy music
·       Apr 23 12:16 AM Kris: one thing that I wish would be shown more is a woman’s orgasmic contractions as they’re happening….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: there are only a few that I’ve seen that I’ve trusted were real….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: and the women aren’t necessarily screaming at the top of their lungs….
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Kris: sometimes they’re just doing that “groaning of cumming”……and you know they’re getting off
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I also like to learn things.
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I learned a lot about blow jobs and hand jobs
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: different positions
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: leaving the lights on
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: i want to see everything!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: leave the lights on!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I know… radical
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I go through phases. Sometimes I want romantic.
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: Sometimes I watch very “bad stuff”
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Kris: what’s “bad stuff”?
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: japanese school girls being tied up and fingered…
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: outdoor sex
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: dom/sub stuff
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: does dom/sub stuff interest/excite you—something you like to do?
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Sassy: No.  kinda horrified
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: just like to watch different things?
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: try to understand it
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: and it has its moments
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Kris: moments…meaning?
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: isolated moments of kindess, hotness
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: Maybe you can bring your laptop and I can show you some
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: or I can send one a day or something
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: your reaction to different ones can tell me things
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Kris: sure…however you want to do it
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: feel free to say yuck or yum.
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Helps a lot
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Never watched with someone
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: but shared a lot
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Kris: never watched porn with someone?
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: yes…with my wife.  but a long time ago…not recently
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: I’d like to watch some with you
·       Apr 23 12:27 AM Kris: unless you’d rather not…and just do it…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: Most of my favorites are short
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: There are these 10 sec gifs I find launch my mind
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Kris: “gifs”?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: little loops
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: wife still with you there?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Kris: no…she was in bed when I came home….so been alone this whole time
·       Apr 23 12:31 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/37135662621/this-kills-me-and-i-love-it
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: want me to watch it now?
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: omg. i’m getting a hard on…what a blow job!….does it just keep going?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Sassy: nope… just a little snippet… kindling.  another?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: this is one of my all-time faves
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6vtbB2Y1r9az6fo1_500.gif
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Kris: omg…want to do that Sunday?
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: sure. can be tough for you to control…
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: and my hands will NOT be on the bed
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Kris: did you mean “can be tough for me to control?”
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Sassy: usually makes a man cum super fast
·       Apr 23 12:38 AM Kris: i could…but i have lots of self-control. can just kind of “enjoy but go someplace else in my head” so I can keep going longer…..then when i want to cum i need to mentally “shift gears” and just let it go.
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Sassy: nice
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Kris: but there’s a danger in that for me too.  because sometimes it’s not easy to switch back.  but I find a way….by just “letting it go”…..
·       Apr 23 12:40 AM Kris: does that make any sense?
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Here’s a mild one I find very hot
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/22858574847
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Kris: is the guy kneeling or sitting on something?
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Sassy: I imagine him sitting on a kitchen chair
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: right….there’s variation on the previous one I like….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: it starts like this….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: 69 with me on top….so i’m licking you and my cock is in your mouth…with me on top….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: after doing that for a while…
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: I’d move to a position like the one in the video….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: but instead of licking your breasts….
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Kris: I’d use my hands on your clit and on your breasts….while you’re sucking on my cock…..but could also alternately lick your nipples
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: So you can see how gifs can inspire?
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: and they aren’t crap
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: no. they’re real…we can do that…and I want to..
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sure… probably “fake” but… that’s okay
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sometimes I find the video they’re from
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Kris: i don’t mean what they’re doing is fake…but sometimes people fake orgasms. that part bugs me…
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: and I’m like… wait… whoa!
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: i don’t understand….”sometimes i find the video they’re from…and i’m like….wait….whoa!” what do you mean by that?
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: they are snagged from a longer video, snippet
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: fun to see that 10 sec fitting into a longer thing
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: oh….
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Sassy: has a woman ever sent you porn before?
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: well…right now we just watched some porn together….even though we’re not in the same room!
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: no.  you’re the first
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: : )
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Kris: it’s fun….gives us ideas for things to do together….I’ve got a hard on and it’s uncomfortable now.  balls are aching.
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: Wish I could help with that
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: LOL…..me too!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Sassy: But so glad that you “get it” and see what I was talking about
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: we could watch some more on Sunday if you like…
·       Apr 23 12:53 AM Kris: or maybe we’ll be “too busy”
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Kris: this is so much fun…but should we get some sleep…i can sleep in…but you have to get up.
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Sassy: yeah… just having so much fun!
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Kris: me too…in spite of my aching balls…
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Sassy: FYI – if you click on the header in those link, it takes you out to the guy’s tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: You can see all the photos or gifs he has posted
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Kris: ok….
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: the kitchen kiss one comes from my favorite tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: He has quite arty, eclectic tastes
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Kris: what’s a “tumblr”?
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: Usually a series of photos on a particular topic
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: you can google tumblr Edsel and see a bunch of old cars
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: of tumblr big boobs or weird wedding photos etc.
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: will your boobs be there?
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Sassy: gosh… I dunno
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: But there are millions of them… I think 65 million last count
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: You never heard of tumblr?
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Kris: no….I’ve led a very sheltered and culturally-impoverished life….
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: they got bought out by Yahoo… so folks are worried… they’ve started censoring
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: but not as much as was feared
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It is a major harbor for porn
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: A pal of mine runs a tumblr of “one note tumblrs”
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It’s hysterical
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Kris: one note tumblrs?
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Sassy: very narrow, one theme tumblrs
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Kris: what’s the theme…or don’t i dare to ask?
·       Apr 23 1:02 AM Sassy: hang on… trying to find it
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: http://asingleservingofporn.tumblr.com/
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: tuck that away to poke around in later
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: It’s like… women in horse masks
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: or best butts
·       Apr 23 1:05 AM Sassy: or “cooking in the buff”
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: so if there is a theme you like, it leads you to another tumblr only about that
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: can be a bit of a rabbit hole
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Okay… I really should go.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: just took a quick glance…got it.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: me too
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Thanks for indulging me
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: Nite sweet Sassy…Mwah!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: I had fun!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Sassy: Sleep well.
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: thanks…you too!
by

Again and again

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

7:29am Phil

Hey girl, enjoy the day

1:19pm Phil

You not talking to me anymore?
[photo of him in a conference room with suit and tie and big smile]
1:20pm Sassy
Ha ha.  You wish?  Sorry… hectic morning – out early for the cleaners and then work has been nutty!  I was thinking of you and your handsome face and heavy heart.  Hope you’re having a terrific Tuesday!

1:26pm Phil

Thankfully it’s been very busy.  I just know the course of my life has been forever changed. Not sure I believe in love anymore. I used to love it, loved the romance and all the associated feelings.  I like that part, this part sucks. I literally feel like I’ve been kicked in the chest. It’s the weirdest feeling. I was asked about something that I really wanted, a cool toy or whatever. I don’t want anything. Nothing. Isn’t that odd.

1:28pm Sassy

Sounds very familiar.  But I still believe the ups are worth the possible downs.

1:31pm Phil

I wouldn’t trade a second. The joys were so worth it. I’d do it again over and over and over if I could. Best feeling in the world but not looking again. I’ll keep the memories, they are all I have

1:32pm Sassy

I keep thinking I am done but life and the universe have a way of laughing at that.

1:35pm Phil

Maybe. I had never been with anyone else besides my wife. Beach Gal was unique, different and fun. Then there was you, also unique, different and fun. I have like zero experience, no hookers or anything like that. Who knows

You were who I went farthest with back then.

Lots of situations that could have developed into much more but I was always a good boy

Until I met a really bad girl at the beach.

Problem with bad girls is they have been bad with lots of people and will be bad again

1:39pm Sassy

Not true of them all.

2:21pm Phil

True, I guess you can’t give up completely. I need a girl that will flash her tits when I’m there not when I’m not, one who loves riding in the jeep with the top down and music blasting, one that can match me shot for shot at the tequila bar, likes to fuck outside, where do you find those

2:21pm Sassy

Good question!

2:22pm Phil

I know where one of those lives

2:23pm Sassy

Trick is… she found you?

3:16pm Phil

She did and I let her slip away

May be in New England in August. Lobster?

3:17pm Sassy

Sounds great.

3:23pm Phil

[photo of him at the office in a dress shirt and tie]
            
3:24pm Sassy
I want to run my fingers through your hair… and kiss that naked upper lip!

3:42pm Phil

I thought you didn’t like it!

3:48pm Sassy

I don’t but if it’s there, I am kissing it!

3:53pm Phil

Probably have the stache back by then anyway

Why can’t I get over this girl? I’m sitting here flipping through photos. Why is this so hard. I know she’s rocking another dude’s world. That should be enough but I’d scoop her up in a second if I could. What’s wrong with me?!   

       
3:59pm Sassy
You are a nice man… with deep feelings.  There is nothing wrong with you.  It is going to take time. You need to make up your mind.  Either leave your wife and call her to ask her if you can stay with her, or decide you are done, close that door.  Stop torturing yourself.  Jump down on one side of the fence.  Quit having it up your butt!

5:49pm Phil

I am a nice man with deep feelings. My problem is I have always taken care of everybody else. I don’t believe she would welcome me. I can stay in what I have, buy my jeep, buy a nice beach house, travel.  But I don’t get to sit at the bar making out with a sexy little wench. I thought I could call and ask if she loved him. Not sure I want the answer to that. In my dream she simply says he’s good to me and when I ask if she loves me, she just says how can such a smart guy be so stupid and I jump in my car and go. In my dream.

5:54pm Phil

Better

[photo of him at a bar toasting the camera
            
6:30pm Phil
Maybe a cigar in my future

7:14pm Sassy
Mom wanted KFC for supper.  Whee.

8:32pm Phil

And there was

9:11pm Phil

Riding the bike

[photo of him all sweaty in an old sweatshirt]
9:26pm Sassy
Just got home.  Sorry I missed your calls – was with Mom.  Adored hearing your voice on the message you sexy beast.

9:31pm Phil

I’d rather work up a sweat doing something else

9:32pm Sassy

I hear that!  And raise you one long BJ…

9:35pm Phil

ooh hell yeah, and I’ll give you sweat dripping on your back

As a hard cock pounds your pussy

And hot cum erupts inside you filling your pussy to over flowing

And then let you lick our cum off it

9:40pm Phil
Lick it clean

[photo of his gorgeous cock about half-mast]
9:40pm Sassy
Oh my… hello Mr. Frisky!  Yum…

9:40pm Phil

Make it shoot again down your throat

9:41pm Phil

A little harder

[photo of his very erect cock from above]
9:41pm Phil
Swallow it babe

9:42pm Sassy

Want that…

9:43pm Phil

Shoots again and again

In your pussy, in your mouth, on your tits, in your ass

Want you to fuck my ass with your toys

Make me cum again and again

9:46pm Sassy

I am happy to do all that.  And more.

9:46pm Phil

Mmmmmmmm

9:47pm Sassy

You can forget everything else for a long while… relax and fuck.

9:48pm Phil

I need that at this point.

9:48pm Sassy

I need your hands on my ass, pulling me onto your shaft.

9:48pm Phil

Like to wake up with my cock raw, my ass a little sore

I’d like that, buried deep

9:49pm Sassy

Nah… we’ll use lots of LUBE!

Makes that wonderful squishing sound…

9:51pm Phil

Oh hell yeah, love to be slippery

[another cock shot looking down from the top]
9:51pm Phil
M Mmmmm yeah

9:52pm Phil

Put it here

[photo of his ass]
         

4/22, 9:54pm Sassy
oooh… hot ass!

I’m gonna get a piece of that!

9:56pm Phil

Mmmmm

9:57pm Phil

Fuck my ass

9:57pm Phil

Shove that toy deep

9:57pm Sassy

Gonna fill you up…

 9:57pm Phil

Mmmmmm

I’m in a mood

Want to be used

Sorry if this is way more than you wanted to see

9:59pm Sassy

Put me in charge… I’ll make you soar

9:59pm Phil

Oh hell yeah

9:59pm Sassy
No way… I adore every inch of your gorgeous body from your toes to you ears

10:00pm Phil

Mmmmm, just do me, all of me

Grind your pussy and ass on my face

10:02pm Sassy

Get you all wet.

10:02pm Phil

Feed me those big beautiful tits. Stick a nipple in my ass

Cover me in those juices

Bury my tongue up your ass

Hope your pussy is dripping

Hope your fingers are sticky

Licking pre cum off my fingers

Love the taste

10:06pm Sassy

You are making things happen over here, mister

10:06pm Phil

Love it

10:06pm Sassy

Cum for me kid

Let your thighs tingle

Revel in the explosion!

10:09pm Phil

Oh yeah  
       
10:10pm Phil
Kneel down.
I’m gonna shoot all over your face

10:11pm Sassy

Give it all to me… don’t hold back…

10:12pm Phil
[photo of the tip of his cock with a big drop of cum]
10:13pm Phil
Damn

Awesome

Hope you at least got a little moist

10:17pm Sassy

Holy moly… you got it going on over there!

Oh yes… some dripping here…
with ragged breathing and my imagination running wild.

10:17pm Phil

Ha ha

Well good

You said cum, I came

10:18pm Sassy

Hope that helps you sleep.

10:18pm Phil

Maybe

by

Again and again

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

7:29am Phil

Hey girl, enjoy the day

1:19pm Phil

You not talking to me anymore?
[photo of him in a conference room with suit and tie and big smile]
1:20pm Sassy
Ha ha.  You wish?  Sorry… hectic morning – out early for the cleaners and then work has been nutty!  I was thinking of you and your handsome face and heavy heart.  Hope you’re having a terrific Tuesday!

1:26pm Phil

Thankfully it’s been very busy.  I just know the course of my life has been forever changed. Not sure I believe in love anymore. I used to love it, loved the romance and all the associated feelings.  I like that part, this part sucks. I literally feel like I’ve been kicked in the chest. It’s the weirdest feeling. I was asked about something that I really wanted, a cool toy or whatever. I don’t want anything. Nothing. Isn’t that odd.

1:28pm Sassy

Sounds very familiar.  But I still believe the ups are worth the possible downs.

1:31pm Phil

I wouldn’t trade a second. The joys were so worth it. I’d do it again over and over and over if I could. Best feeling in the world but not looking again. I’ll keep the memories, they are all I have

1:32pm Sassy

I keep thinking I am done but life and the universe have a way of laughing at that.

1:35pm Phil

Maybe. I had never been with anyone else besides my wife. Beach Gal was unique, different and fun. Then there was you, also unique, different and fun. I have like zero experience, no hookers or anything like that. Who knows

You were who I went farthest with back then.

Lots of situations that could have developed into much more but I was always a good boy

Until I met a really bad girl at the beach.

Problem with bad girls is they have been bad with lots of people and will be bad again

1:39pm Sassy

Not true of them all.

2:21pm Phil

True, I guess you can’t give up completely. I need a girl that will flash her tits when I’m there not when I’m not, one who loves riding in the jeep with the top down and music blasting, one that can match me shot for shot at the tequila bar, likes to fuck outside, where do you find those

2:21pm Sassy

Good question!

2:22pm Phil

I know where one of those lives

2:23pm Sassy

Trick is… she found you?

3:16pm Phil

She did and I let her slip away

May be in New England in August. Lobster?

3:17pm Sassy

Sounds great.

3:23pm Phil

[photo of him at the office in a dress shirt and tie]
            
3:24pm Sassy
I want to run my fingers through your hair… and kiss that naked upper lip!

3:42pm Phil

I thought you didn’t like it!

3:48pm Sassy

I don’t but if it’s there, I am kissing it!

3:53pm Phil

Probably have the stache back by then anyway

Why can’t I get over this girl? I’m sitting here flipping through photos. Why is this so hard. I know she’s rocking another dude’s world. That should be enough but I’d scoop her up in a second if I could. What’s wrong with me?!   

       
3:59pm Sassy
You are a nice man… with deep feelings.  There is nothing wrong with you.  It is going to take time. You need to make up your mind.  Either leave your wife and call her to ask her if you can stay with her, or decide you are done, close that door.  Stop torturing yourself.  Jump down on one side of the fence.  Quit having it up your butt!

5:49pm Phil

I am a nice man with deep feelings. My problem is I have always taken care of everybody else. I don’t believe she would welcome me. I can stay in what I have, buy my jeep, buy a nice beach house, travel.  But I don’t get to sit at the bar making out with a sexy little wench. I thought I could call and ask if she loved him. Not sure I want the answer to that. In my dream she simply says he’s good to me and when I ask if she loves me, she just says how can such a smart guy be so stupid and I jump in my car and go. In my dream.

5:54pm Phil

Better

[photo of him at a bar toasting the camera
            
6:30pm Phil
Maybe a cigar in my future

7:14pm Sassy
Mom wanted KFC for supper.  Whee.

8:32pm Phil

And there was

9:11pm Phil

Riding the bike

[photo of him all sweaty in an old sweatshirt]
9:26pm Sassy
Just got home.  Sorry I missed your calls – was with Mom.  Adored hearing your voice on the message you sexy beast.

9:31pm Phil

I’d rather work up a sweat doing something else

9:32pm Sassy

I hear that!  And raise you one long BJ…

9:35pm Phil

ooh hell yeah, and I’ll give you sweat dripping on your back

As a hard cock pounds your pussy

And hot cum erupts inside you filling your pussy to over flowing

And then let you lick our cum off it

9:40pm Phil
Lick it clean

[photo of his gorgeous cock about half-mast]
9:40pm Sassy
Oh my… hello Mr. Frisky!  Yum…

9:40pm Phil

Make it shoot again down your throat

9:41pm Phil

A little harder

[photo of his very erect cock from above]
9:41pm Phil
Swallow it babe

9:42pm Sassy

Want that…

9:43pm Phil

Shoots again and again

In your pussy, in your mouth, on your tits, in your ass

Want you to fuck my ass with your toys

Make me cum again and again

9:46pm Sassy

I am happy to do all that.  And more.

9:46pm Phil

Mmmmmmmm

9:47pm Sassy

You can forget everything else for a long while… relax and fuck.

9:48pm Phil

I need that at this point.

9:48pm Sassy

I need your hands on my ass, pulling me onto your shaft.

9:48pm Phil

Like to wake up with my cock raw, my ass a little sore

I’d like that, buried deep

9:49pm Sassy

Nah… we’ll use lots of LUBE!

Makes that wonderful squishing sound…

9:51pm Phil

Oh hell yeah, love to be slippery

[another cock shot looking down from the top]
9:51pm Phil
M Mmmmm yeah

9:52pm Phil

Put it here

[photo of his ass]
         

4/22, 9:54pm Sassy
oooh… hot ass!

I’m gonna get a piece of that!

9:56pm Phil

Mmmmm

9:57pm Phil

Fuck my ass

9:57pm Phil

Shove that toy deep

9:57pm Sassy

Gonna fill you up…

 9:57pm Phil

Mmmmmm

I’m in a mood

Want to be used

Sorry if this is way more than you wanted to see

9:59pm Sassy

Put me in charge… I’ll make you soar

9:59pm Phil

Oh hell yeah

9:59pm Sassy
No way… I adore every inch of your gorgeous body from your toes to you ears

10:00pm Phil

Mmmmm, just do me, all of me

Grind your pussy and ass on my face

10:02pm Sassy

Get you all wet.

10:02pm Phil

Feed me those big beautiful tits. Stick a nipple in my ass

Cover me in those juices

Bury my tongue up your ass

Hope your pussy is dripping

Hope your fingers are sticky

Licking pre cum off my fingers

Love the taste

10:06pm Sassy

You are making things happen over here, mister

10:06pm Phil

Love it

10:06pm Sassy

Cum for me kid

Let your thighs tingle

Revel in the explosion!

10:09pm Phil

Oh yeah  
       
10:10pm Phil
Kneel down.
I’m gonna shoot all over your face

10:11pm Sassy

Give it all to me… don’t hold back…

10:12pm Phil
[photo of the tip of his cock with a big drop of cum]
10:13pm Phil
Damn

Awesome

Hope you at least got a little moist

10:17pm Sassy

Holy moly… you got it going on over there!

Oh yes… some dripping here…
with ragged breathing and my imagination running wild.

10:17pm Phil

Ha ha

Well good

You said cum, I came

10:18pm Sassy

Hope that helps you sleep.

10:18pm Phil

Maybe

by

Marathon Monday

Monday, April 21, 2014  Marathon Day 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM
Subject: re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.”  I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work.  I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun.  Could we start here?  I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results.  Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.
Here’s what I’m wanting to do.  You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:
Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips
Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:
The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.
Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.
Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.
The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
ABC’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!
Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.
So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time.  I want your pussy.  I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to.  In your ass it would help to have some lubricant.  In your pussy—you don’t need any.  You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.
So what do you say?  It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way.  Though not ruling it out.  Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.
Let me know,
Kris
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Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Positions
And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…
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Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM 
Re: Positions
Good morning!  My my my!  You are quite frisky this morning.  It is so heady to be wanted!  
I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan.  I am getting bogged down in logistics.  Help!  I don’t have my car at work.  Hubby drops me off.  I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.  
Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck.  It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.  
I’m so sorry!  It stinks that you have free time and I don’t.  I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic!  Did you know all those tips before? 
So do we want to focus on Sunday?  Or make a plan for tomorrow?  
-S
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Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM
Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM
Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM
Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM
Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all.  Little concerned even about your car.  Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday.  I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now.  I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each.  If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later.  I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.
To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail.  I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.”  Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you.  But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.  
I just had a hilarious image pop in my head.  I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started.  I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina.  I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about?  Help me out here Sassy.”  Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed:  “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me?  Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out.  Sorry Mr. Mitty!”
TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad!  Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun!  Hope you feel the same.
Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,
Frisky Kris
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Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM
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From: Sassy 
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM
Re: Positions
Thanks for understanding!  I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!  
Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels.  There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive.  If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay.  I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts. 
Do you have time to chat tonight?  Hoping to learn more! 
 -S
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Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy!
You are so great!  Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.
I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow.  I do too—but can sleep in a little.
Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn)  in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day.  Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on.  So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.  Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike.  Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00.  Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.
Watcha wanna learn more about?  Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .
😀 …Frisky… 😀
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Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM 
Re: Positions
Hiya Kris! 
Hope all goes well with your son and the bike. 
Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time?  Just let me know which place looks better to you. 
The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!  
Talk later!  
-S
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Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM
Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM
Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM
Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM
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·       Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool.  Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too.  you’re sweet
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great
·       Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself
·       Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?
·       Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs
·       Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax
·       Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.
·       Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?
·       Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?
·       Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time
·       Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?
·       Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.
·       Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured
·       Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one
·       Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM 
Subject: Details
La Quinta Inn & Suites
Salem 
8 Keewaydin Dr
Salem, NH 03079
1-603-893-4722 
From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.    
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·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car
·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!
·       Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you.  : )
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs.  But we’ve already crossed most of those off
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?
·        Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you
·       Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before.  I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…
·       Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…
·       Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL
·       Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores
·       Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.
·       Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them.  we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue.  They make me giggle. I need to get over that
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no.  total toy using virgin
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any
·       Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?
·       Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms
·       Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…
·       Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….
·       Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow
·       Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!
·       Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?
·       Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?
·       Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?
·       Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too
·       Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?
·       Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops
·       Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM
Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”
·       Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
·       Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!